imagine being a hiker in 2026
>>539781405nigga, how does that even happen?
>>539781405What country provides medical helicopter rides off the side of a mountain free of charge?Just one is fine, I don’t need a full list.
>>539781475"u should have seen the other guy"
>>539781475pole gnomes very deadly
>>539781493Minnesota
>>539781475Fell and impaled himself on his own hiking pole
>>539781405hospital will bill him 20 grand anyway.
>>539781405>imagine being a hiker in 2026imagine being a hiker in 2026 who is too poor to pay for enough insurance coverage to cover their possibly dangerous hobby. imagine being the faggot op trying to dunk on "American Healthcare" for updoots like some plebbit faggot. >t. have dangerous hobbies. Have a lifeflight plan.
>>539781629that's pretty cheap honestly
>>539781475bigfoot impaled him
>>539781551I mean, that is definitely wrong but also in America so… great work champ.
>>539781493Switzerland
I've done things like this before
>>539781493France, based on searching.I was expecting to see Switzerland too but apparently they charge.
>>539781405Fuck Hikers, Fuck Bikers, don't like Joggers much either.
>>539781405hey buddy you can't store that there
>>539781493Its not about being free, retard. Its the fact the cost will take you a lifetime to pay off
>>539781699That's just an Armenian, bro. Never seen one before?
>>539781405What's the problem?If he didn't need a helicopter then he didn't need a helicopter and evidently he didn't need a helicopter.>NoOOooooOOooOoO MUMMY GOVERNMENT HAS TO SEND YOU A HELICOPTER JUST INCASE
>>539781405How did the pole get lodged in his side to begin with?
>>539781405this nigga expects a helicopter ride as a part of his medical treatment
>>539781475I almost lost an eye working in my garden. Impaled my face on freshly cut roses.
>>539782182>I almost lost an eye working in my garden. Impaled my face on freshly cut roses.That's because you are a klutz, fritz.
>>539781493In Croatia they do quite often. Either a military, police or ambulance helicopter comes to pick you up. They'll even get to you if you're on a beach.
>>539781896It was 10k to get airlifted off Mt Olympus in Utah.
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>>539781929>I don't want to take resources away from someone else who might need it more than me, I'll just walk down myself.This thought never occurs in their minds.
Nice screenshot thread you fucking retard waste of space
>>539781405>EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE AND I SHOULD HAVE MY ASS WIPED BY OTHERSThis world needs another dark age.
>>539781896Good fuck the retards who get impaled while hiking. I mean all you're doing is walking. How can a person be so retarded to fuck that up?YOU DON'T DESERVE SHIT BUT A FUCKING AXE TO THE FACE YOU QUEER.
>>539781769Alright, that’s also incorrect>>539781802Fair, but this is restricted and not universal; and you can be sued by the state for using the service improperly.
>>539782355Okay well done, at first glance this appears to actually be the case, unlike the other answers.So bully for Croatia, but it sure seems like Croatia is a MAJOR outlier instead of an international norm.
>>539781475Funny enough-In San Diego you get charged from LifeFlight (or whatever its called now after they went bankrupt).But.If youre far enough out in the desert, like Ocotillo Wells where people take their dunebuggies and quads and shit, its out of their service area so medivac is covered by the U.S. Army (who uses it as a training excercise) and there is no charge.Buddy crashed pretty hard and when the Army showed up he was tripping out and thought he was being abducted by aliens because they had full battle gear on and night vision headsets and shit.
>>539783146Sorry for your bud but yes that's a hilarious image.
>>539783004I just made it up.
Why are miggers so against healthcare? Why do miggers hate and want to kill white families so much?
>>539783366Because if everyone has it the service will decline rapidly. You'll never see a dr for more than a minute. You'll most likely die in the lobby for anything serious. The big perk of being a dr or working in the healthcare industry is you get PAID take that away and why would anyone want to deal with people on their worst day?
>>539781405This woundt have happened if he was using a whipsnake>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY
>>539783364It’s completely unrelatable to me that you would fill out a captcha to give a one word response to a question despite having no clue.
>>539781649imagine being a native to your planet (earth) and still have the neo-space parasite infestation (yids) on it in the year they invaded you +85000
>>539781493it costs the same as a regular ambulance hereso like $50
>>539781405stupid idiotits supposed to go up your assmy fellow mutts are so retarded, they cant even do faggotry right
>>539785882do you have to wait a few weeks for it like when you want to visit a doctor?
>>539781405He is pretty fat, looks worse than it actually is.
>>539781405>the left now embraces the free helicopter rides memeIt's getting hard to keep up with their retardation
>>539781405Why would that helicopter flight be free?
>>539781493Las Vegas search and rescue
>>539786132
Imagine being Chinese in 2026
