Val Venis calls on congress to release Michelle Obama’s penis videos
>>539781890He looks suicidal.
more like Bals Benis, amirite?
>>539781890That's my Pal Penis
Choppy choppy her peepeehttps://youtu.be/rvgrsWw8kK0
>>539781890Pal Penis?
>>539781890Fucking stupid, even if he did get it done the results arent going to be honest, hahaha. But Val is cool with me anyway
>>539781890BIG MIKE
>>539782008isn't that why Joan Rivers died? they cut her vocal chord evenI guess he thinks they aren't "in power" anymore
>>539782577that Hawaiian birth certificate was pathetic. these people... I coulda done that well in high school just to skip a math testthe "leader of the free world" "justifies his position" with a 20min Photoshop?..by the way why did they use a 30-06 for kirk? are they incompetent noguns Hollywood dorks or do they want us to know and discuss it.4d chess? or 2d dummies
>>539781890Didn't know there were based leafs left. May the day of the rake pass him and his kin by. But seriously, do people really believe this silly nonsense just because Obummer's wife is kinda ugly?
>>539781890can't you get this info by tipping a bus boy to give you "her" beverage glass at a restaurant? Does secret service wash the Obamas' dishes at restaurants?
>>539781890Careful Val. That's how Joan Rivers died.
Venis must see Penis
Imagine being a woman so ugly that people accuse you of being a man and this isn't immediately disproved just by your physical appearance.In fact, the damage that the trans trend has done to the world of ugly women is incomprehensible.When I was a teenager, I had no qualms about dating ugly women, but more recently, when going to clubs and other places, I've started avoiding them because I don't know if they're just ugly girls, or actually male autistic autogynephiles role-playing...
HELLOOOO LADIEEEESand Big Mike
>>539784056good question. feds can fish around in your trash which is fair game.shkreli had his probation revoked for joking about acquiring a hair from Hilary. she flipped and personally made that happen suggesting it was a threat. which she probably actually believes. in her paranoia some random citizen would steal a hair from her headso his suggestion was a crimeanyway my point is that this is a legally ambiguous area. and scientific as well isn't it? can a lipprint or a fingerprint be used to determine gender?
>>539784298all he had to do was say what was swinging in his pants on ellen. The deafening silence says it all.
>>539781890monke troon
>>539782872>do people really believe100%how do people NOT understand it is my confusion. the whole world is upside down. >don't believe your lying eyesthere's a preponderance of evidence. $65k hotdogs, bathhouses, dancing on Ellen, that cokehead that tucker interviewed, her shoulder widthyes anon. it's true.
>>539784604Maybe that person is still a woman, but it has one of those huge clitorises that kind of look like a penis. I think having a clitoris like that is traumatic enough for a woman that she'd rather have people think she's a man than reveal that she has a kind of deformed mini-penis on top of her pussy.
Who fucking cares if she has a pp? Shits fucking retarded
This is a big deal. If it was anyone else calling for this, I'd say it wouldn't matter. But this is Val fucking Venis there is no way Michelle can ignore this.
Val Venis has always been based.
>>539784817kekmaybe Barry was spiking her with test to get her to grow one
>>539784819I voted for this.
>>539785018whats this guys problem?>>539785113
>>539781890val venis? the wrestler?
>>539781890Baby got back.
>>539785350No it's the actor from Heat
>>539785437Looks like the wrestler
>>539785437Al Pacino?
>>539784817an 8 inch clitoris? like a hyena
>>539785908You all called her a monkey, turns out she was a different kind of anthro
>>539785318Its an obssssed homo that's just going to find himself in the void for spamming. If the nigga wants to play virtual hall monitor, then maybe Reddit is more his style.
>>539785435there one of these where she's next to two women and it's very funny. those like young go-getter types always running around. like fox news hosts all over politics. tight solid color dresses with hourglass bodies sort of leaning sideways as they do just to walk up stairs, that sort of swish swish thing they need to do. both about the same size. then next to Terry Crews standing straight and solid towering over them
Val Venis had a match this past weekend. Its a great way to gain publicity.https://youtu.be/agt4cxEUPtY
>>539786114Good advice
>>539781890GOD I HOPE HER DICK IS MASSIVE AND VEINY AND GETS POSTED HERE LIKE HUNTER BIDENS
>>539781890HELLOOOOOO TRANNIES
>>539786175Not really.While I got you here, it's White Person Taco Night at the Breakroom HQ. Can you suggest any Chillean singers or songs I can jam to while cooking? I'm a fan of pic related.
>>539786287
>>539786338Only when necessary when obsessed, homosexual motherfuckers commit treason.
Who here remembers SUPPLY and DEMAND?
>>539785435Holy shit... This photo (if it's real) is more convincing to me than an actual photo of a penis with two big balls hanging between "her" legs.What I don’t understand is why they would hide something like this? Wouldn’t the American "left" see this as a good sign? Like: "Obama is so tolerant that he doesn’t even care that his wife has a trunk instead of a vagina!"
>>539781890OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW??? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOOOOOMEBODYYYYYU
>>539786432it's probably about keeping his sainthood with the black community, he'd lose a lot of respect there. Also the kids, who must know but at least they can deny it atm.
>>539786568This.Just report GapeRoom for "Announcing a Report/Sage" for his Order Up faggotry.
I legitimately don't get the freaking out over whether or not Michelle Obama is a tranny. What does it matter? What does it change? What are the political implications? What impact does it have on the world? Someone explain it to me.
>>539787177What am I announcing? You need specified verbiage for such nonsense to happen. Order up.
>>539787177Fucking based. Thats a good idea
>>539781890YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THE BIG VALBOWSKI IS LIKE A CHINESE FINGER TRAP>THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH IT>THE HARDER IT GETS
>>539787342>falsifying reports>getting b&Yeah. Smart move, Einstein.
Eww it talked to me, can I report harassment if it tries again?
>>539787907You can either log off or end up in cryo for being a treasonous smartass.
She's a freemartin!It's small
Alright harassment 100% Im not even talking to the grotesque thing
>itt: paid shills pretend they know this literal who
>>539781890Leave Barry's Husband alone. Big Mike is a strong and beautiful woman with a penis.
>>539781890HELLLOOOOOO GRANNIES.Side note, Val Venus is an actual bitch.Like cool you smoke weed and have your own weed and you bitch about snowflakes all the time and liberals and whatever blah blah blah fuck you. Your gimmick was literal pornstar and at no point once your wrestling career disappeared, did you just say hey? You know I probably could actually be a pornstar which has always allowed me to believe one of two things, especially nowadays with the fact that only fans exist and he could have been doing that. And also buff bagwell was literally an escort I think he has a tiny dick like a really small dick because if I was salvina's and I had a dick that was normal sized or big. Especially I would have already been in porn and I would have had an onlyfans. Like his peak was the late '90s. He still had somewhat of a career in the earliest of 2000s, but his career was dead in the water in 2007 and beyond. I remember watching wrestling in 2006 and 2007 and seeing him appear almost every single week and I was like come on Val get a win for old time sake. He lost every single match.And he's always been outspoken against the WWE and he talks crap about everything that aew (which is gay) does he represents every value that they don't have and they represent every value that he absolutely despises Man hates trannies Can't blame him
>>539788138>Your gimmick was literal pornstarIt was a 100% a Vince Russo character.
>>539781890There once was a twat named Val Venis,Who wanted to see the first lady’s penis“Aha! Hers is bigger,(Not something I figured)So can we keep this quiet and between us?”
>>539782685>Joan RiversYes she was dead from a surgeon’s “error” during a routine surgery 3 weeks after she spilled the beans about big mikehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=siJGYNQJOmw&pp=ygUiam9hbiByaXZlcnMgbWljaGVsbGUgb2JhbWEgY29tbWVudA%3D%3D&ra=m
>>539782008CTE stare
>>539787228If the dems will go as far as to deny a very obvious bulge it stands to reason that they're hiding a whole lot more, that's enough for a basedpublican like myself to ignore what the jew-loving aristocrats on my side are doing to destroy my country.
>>539786999>>539786432the kids are the Nesbitt's. as per Plato's Republic who says to move children around among the elite.
>>539787907he makes me embarrassed to post here because I realize the reality of the situation. usually inspires me to leave but I never do
>>539781890You really don’t want to name a child Val Venis, For the obvious fact it sounds too much like penis, Kids can be pricks, ironic, I knowWith the endless dick jokes that easily flowBut it was more out of parental love than of meanness or showBut your next child named, mom, show more genius.
>>539788884Then fuckin' leave.
>>539781890we already have pretty good footage from ellen
>>539788761that's the truth. he ordered $65k worth of hotdogs from Chicago. I assume we use the same channels.which, I hate that they're doing it, but maybe they're right about the whole NoKings stuff and blackmailing them. maybe the reality is so horrible no one should have that kind of power.there's a pic that gets posted here thats too horrible to hear of a little Chinese girl on his lap and then the next is of a very similar looking girl ducttaped and stuffed in a cardboard boxbut then mairna abromicix telling them to cut their ring finger and eat the pain is known to do that kind of horrible stuff so it isn't one group is good and one group is bad not by a long shot.
>>539781890HELLO LADIESSSSSYa know the big Valbowski and Michelle Obama have a lot in common. We both RISE to the occasion, and I’m not talkin about the political moment
>>539788961walmart greeters are consumers of content not spillers of beans. except the actual beans you spilled on aisle 12.where the fuck do you get off talking with that tone
>>539781890kek
hey grok is this a male or a female?
>>539789115>walmart greetersNigga I haven't worked at walmart since October.
>>539789110I’m assuming elderly women on a public bus.
>>539781890HELLO LADIES
>>539782685>isn't that why Joan Rivers died?
epstein files first :)
>>539781890Only proving that Trump and MAGA are really fucking desperate to climb up the social ladder by attacking a previous administration. Sorry Trump, you and your dad as crew of losers will never match the dignity of the Obama Administration. You look particularly pathetic for even trying. Stay in your lane and focus on how you’re going to resolve the Iran conflict without doing something really stupid. Also take your meds and quit shit posting. Grow the fuck up and act like a responsible adult instead of some asocial child.
>>539785350>val venis? the wrestler?I was about to post the same question. The attitude era was so kino
>>539786432>What I don’t understand is why they would hide something like this?They weren't hiding it. The ultimate value of humiliation - and a gaynigger President with a tranny First "Lady" is the ultimate humiliation of America - is that by forcing the victim to say (and even start to believe) that false is true *the victim loses hope, and the ability to fight back and defend themselves*.The communist jews did it in the USSR, and the Chicago jews did it with Barry and Big Mike.It's what all psychopaths do to their victims: humiliate them with their powerlessness...before they kill them.
>>539781890Val Venis? "She" has a Gal Penis!
>>539781890i like to imagine this working, the government just gives up and release hundreds of hours of michelle obama's dick hanging out on camera.>sorry, val venis told us to
>>539790631"The Big Mike and King Nigger Dance Hour!"
>>539781890>Michelle Obama, literally the spitting image of a black female chimp >"nah, she's a dude because black females are SUPPOSED to be attractive"It's hilarious to see Chuds die on this hill.
>>539791021>nah, she's a dude because black females are SUPPOSED to be attractiveHahaha, black women are absolutely the ugliest human females, equal to dark skinned Indian women and aborigines. I believe he is a dude but I also understand black women are just ugly so she could be your standard black women also
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>>539791454We're all playing characters here. This isn't news. Order up.
>>539781890>BIG V CALLING OUT SEXUALITYThis is Kayfabe.
>>539793589The Big Valbowski!
>>539781890Why?
>>539781890Nobody? Nobody?Ok
>>539795625It literally won't let me post the webm of her pp
>>539785435You could launch a 747 off of those lats
I'm glad the big valboski is back. I hope someone books him and that queer Joey Ryan for a tag match
>>539781890There is no fucking way that's not a man.
>>539795935That was the point - humiliate those who could see the truth and couldn't stop it, and mentally break the ones who were so desperate for herd approval they'd cut off their own dicks (or their kids') just to own the white males.
>>539782423>>539782462>>539782555Based hivemind retards
>>539781890
>>539791615Cry harder, faggot
This has always been one of the most genuinely homosexual conspiracies.>Michelle Obama needs to prove she's not a man>see, look at the bulge>Can't you just imagine her fat cock under there?>She needs to strip down and show me that juicy BBCJust go look at black tranny porn already, fags.
>>539796345Excuse me? Did you just call Val Venus gay? Just as an fyi, he went “straight” into hetero porn. He never had to do any gay for pay. This man slept with Jenna Haze. Carmen Electra, and an assortment of the finest hos on the ho train. Only a tranny would call the Big Valbowski gay.
>>539795935>>539796113The same was true with the Obamas' "children." It was undeniable the two girls didn't resemble the Obamas at all (because they're the daughters of others in the Obama polycule), but to maintain access the media was required to fawningly talk about them as if they were genetically related to KN and the never-seen-pregnant Big Mike.Again, it's the ruling jews humiliating their victims (America's whites) before outright killing them.
>>539796345Britain's brown trannyfaggot rescue brigade.Sounds like you've had those fantasies a lot, Shlomo.
>>539781890for a party that opposes trannies, you guys sure do think about females with cocks a whole lot.