The governor of Kentucky has sent a SECOND sternly worded letter demanding Mitch show himself. Can you believe the partisanship? Look at this man, he's the picture of perfect health.https://www.axios.com/2026/07/28/mcconnell-health-update-beshear-demand-letter
>>539795669sweet little mitch mccuckie I know what you jew from me goy goy goy goy goy hahagoy goy goy goy goy haha
>>539795669Mitch will surprise everyone in a few weeks when he finishes recovering from his looksmaxxer surgeries and shows up to Congress again as a jacked 6'8" stud.
ONE. SINGULAR SENSATION.
>>539795669Breaking 3: Geezers and Granny
>>539795669How much longer is his term? I thought he was officially retired and they’re holding elections for his replacement this year
>>539795669Too bad it's not real. He'd be the next president for sure after that.
>>539795669His wife's close family friend said this photo is HIGHLY suspect of being fake because she was far too modest to ever wear a shirt that would show the bra underneath it.I hope MAGA understands what's going to happen if this is all an election fraud attempt. There will be no saving grace under Trump.Every single MAGA supporter will immediately be targeted for death. Cops, city council, neighbors, congressmen, security, it does not matter. You drive a domestic pickup? You're dying on day one if you're seen on the road.This absolutely will happen.
>>539795669REMEMBER WHEN NET&YOOHOO GOT BLOWED UP AND WAS AI BUT THEN HE SHOWED UP IN AMERICA JUST FINE
>>539795845They're trying to avoid special elections because while Massie can't run in a regular election anymore, he can run in a special election, and they're terrified he'll win
>>539796559Someone go see him. This is bullshit.
>>539796852So, election fraud.
>>539796951YOU've never been to a hospital to visit someone, clearly.Family only
this ai slop was so close to being actually funny but unfortunately he did not slap his fish head gook wife after the gay little dance
>>539796852He absolutely will win. BiglyI'll send some money for that Senate campaign.
>>539796982Yup
>>539796559TMD
>>539796982IF DEMOCRAPS CAN ZOMBIE RBG FOR A YEAR REPUBLICANS CAN GIVE THE TURTLE A MONTH
>>539795669That fucker is dead
lmfao
>>539796559It’s to let the special election deadline expire in August so they can prevent Massie from running against him. Right now miggers believe he is Shrodingers geezer and the governor’s kvetching about senators needing to have a pulse is extremely antisemitic
>>539797260HE PROBABLY HAS A PULSE ITS EASY TO KEEP A PULSE SO HES FINEREMEMBER WHEN RBGS CLERKS DID ALL HER WORK FOR HERTURTLES AIDES KNOW HIS POSITIONS HE IS PERFECTLY PERFORMING HIS DUTIES AS A SENATOR UNTIL THE FIRST WEEK OF AUGUST
>>539797260It is extremely livingcentric and corpsephobic not to allow someone to serve out their term of office simply because they're dead. Get Lindsay Graham's corpse back on the ballot!
>>539795669Lmao. Well done, but I have the actual video...
>>539797400Dick Cheney didn't have a pulse for over a year as his artificial heart continuously pumped rather than beat like a real one.
>>539795669My favorite part is when he did "the turtle." It's like he's speaking to this board.
>>539798107Can you make one where he turns into a dick mushroom like the raygun video?
