https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6zew2a-mc>Burnham invites Tories and Lib Dems to social care talkshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1k1vgx08gko>Burnham benefits 'bribe' to choose work: Labour will give £4,500 to parents on benefits if their children start an apprenticeshiphttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16011117/Labour-unveils-new-4-500-year-handouts-households-benefits-youngsters-taking-apprenticeship-worse-off.html>Horror as two teenage girls 'raped in alleyway' in UK seaside townhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2233948/two-teenage-girls-raped-blackpool-deansgate>Workers face new tax to fund social carehttps://archive.ph/eXRQV>AI tool will lead to more child refugees being treated as adults, charity warnshttps://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/jul/29/uk-immigration-ai-age-facial-recognition-child-refugees-adults-bias>Ed Miliband to visit France and Spain as both countries experience devastating wildfireshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ed-miliband-france-spain-trip-wildfires-eu-b3023343.html>Zack Polanski repeatedly refuses to apologise for 'making plans for Nigel' guillotine T-shirt posthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-newsnight-nigel-farage-tshirt-reform-b1291630.html>First beaver births in four centuries recorded in Scottish Highlandshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-28/first-beaver-births-in-four-centuries-recorded-in-scottish-highlands>Andy Burnham wants partnership with private sector, says UK business secretaryhttps://archive.ph/mrOzT
First for watery cum
fren?
Going for an interview tomorrow and my mum told me not to wear this tie as i "wasnt in the coldstream guards and not alan partridge". Is she right?
>>539809619Wear the 'hoghttps://www.ryderamies.co.uk/shop/british-hedgehog-fundraiser-tie/
po tay toe
>>539809598Need to drink more fluids.
>>539809619I think you should wear a bowtie instead
Love the wholesome Brit lads Keep up the good work
>Think adverts are now about weed driving rather than drink drivingBAMEification
changing my name to the rarted rater rartar tartarian tabernacle bungle bugle consumer potion seller
>>539809530>AI tool will lead to more child refugees being treated as adults, charity warns>douk douk is a 13 year old farmer from nambia >he is balding, has a thick beard and he's here with his wife and teenage children
Just looking at the glasgow sheriff criminal court roll call for Tuesday the 28thhttps://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/court-rolls/sheriff-court-criminal/sheriff-court-rolls-criminal/#/?date=2026-07-28T00%3A00%3A00.0000000&location=Glasgow+Sheriff+Courtdo you notice something?
>>539809862it's no wonder police scotland refuse to publish data on ethnicity and origins of offenders
>>539809851Any AI tool would just be rewritten until it gives the people using it the results that they want.
>>539809933Digits of truth. Confirmation Bias will make AI useless.
If you legalise stabbing and rape for migrants, then their is a drastic reduction in crime, it's really that simple.
>Workers face new tax to fund social care>Health officials draw up plans for 1.8pc levy on earnings to pay for Burnham’s reforms>Civil servants have developed proposals that would require workers to make mandatory contributions to a new privately managed fund to pay for their care in later life.>The plans, drawn up by officials in the Department for Health and Social Care (DHSC), could fund a new care system costing £18bn a year.Wipe. The. Bum.
>>539809974The Dutch/Portuguese approach, interesting
>>539809996>require workers to make mandatory contributions to a new privately managed fund to pay for their care in later lifeThe... pension?
>>539809996£242 billion a year pumped into the NHS and now we need another system with more money to pay in to on top of national insurance, income tax and pensions
>>539809974Then how will niggere get high on crime?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwbhUy1HL4g
>>539810038State pensions aren't a fund, so I suppose the the pretence of this is that as a privately managed it will actually be your pot used to wipe your bum when the time comes. But the current desire for more money right now makes that unlikely coupled with the fact that if some povvo doesn't pay then they're not exactly going to leave them on street so once again there's going to be a redistributive mechanism to bail them out.
>>539810069My boy, only the far right white peoople comitt crimes, blacks and poo's have rainbows shoot out of their arse with love and shoot joy through their dicks into underage girls <3
If Burnham is going to make this workplace pension scheme mandatory then this will never pass. The workplace pension scheme is a ponzi scheme scam who's actual purpose is to act as a form of wage suppression from employers. When this pension scheme came in in 2016, this radical law forced all employers in the country to match every single employee pension contribution and not a single company I recall ever complained about it. Why? Then, if you personally opt out of the pension scheme your HR often calls you in and starts getting really weird with you about it and starts cheerleading the benefits of you getting "free money". Nothing makes sense with this pension scheme to begin with, I always opt out
>>539809996Can we opt out via suicide pod?
https://xcancel.com/ionewells/status/2082075170739540175#m>Some news: I’m moving to Washington this autumn to become a BBC North America Correspondent.>I’ll have been the BBC’s last South America correspondent as my post is closing in the cuts. Before I go, a look back at some of the highlights of the last 2.5 yearsPoor little Beeb, can't even afford a single correspondent for South America, quick give them loads more money.
>>539810056It seems thr state will never accept any kind of reform that does not involve spending more money.
>>539809955And the irony is that when 13yo douk douk goes on to molest and or kill an actual kid, and is found to be 45 the AI will get blamed for it for listing him as a 13yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4unironically better than anything on the radio nowadays lets not liekinda sus bar about being a "kids lover" though
>>539809619It's a fleur-de-lys, and your mom is being a dumb cunt. Just dismissively tell her you love her and then ignore everything else she says.
>>539810156>le smug bbc faec
I absolutely can't tell the difference between lil flopster and pozzban fag, starting to think they might be the same mongo
I want my shoeboxes back
>>539810144no, if you attempt suicide then the government will find you and torture you indefinitely
>>539810234>death of Liam PayneLiterally who
>>539810280Think it's some faggot that fell off a balcony.
might switch from putting my beef jerky in the fridge to putting my beef jerky in the freezer ngl (not gonna lie)
>>539810264it's gingeit was ginge all along
>>539810273That seems like a fair and reasonable sharia law.
Hitchens stop being a filthy commie for 5 seconds challenge: impossible
>>539810280I think he was one of the backstreet boys.
>>539809996>You need to pay more taxes so we can import more BAMEs to wipe more bums
>>539810273>tattoos Discarded
>install bumble>set it to 32-40 age rangeI can see a pattern, all childless, career professionals, still waiting for chad
>>539809996Do we get a refund once we have AI bum wiping robots (I am being serious btw)
Was this situation we're in all really caused by some 'gamer' slut and Sargoy's meltdown?
>>539810180>"Lessons were learned."
>>539810376No, it was the jews wasn't it.
>>539810376>Shooting of Franz Ferdinand: 1914>Gamergate: 2014woaw
>>539810376wonder if she's an Epstein's Ranch refrigerated beef jerky fan
>>539810376At least to some degree.
>>539810376Doubt it, more a symptom than a causeWasn't around for it but it looks like the moment boys collectively realised women are all bitches, even if they play your cool video games like one of the boys
>>539810405The man REALLY fucking loved his Jerky
>>539810339>commiePeople who use this word have a low IQ. Anybody who has ever read Communist literature has a respect for it whether they agree with it or not. You're a Tory boy who likes to think that Thatcher saved the world buy selling off our industry and destroying the country.
>>539810426perilous post
alri la
The success of the 1980s came purely from North Sea oil extraction from the previous decade that started seeing dividends. It had nothing to do with Thatcher.
>>539809075>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8ngxw5195o>"The seats had all been laid down. It looked like someone had been sleeping in it because we had blankets in the car and they'd all been moved," he said.>His rear number plate was sitting on his windscreen and his vehicle had suffered damage, including a broken door handle and scrape marks.Used to rape British schoolgirls and the damage was them trying to escape.I've heard about these bame owned cowboy companeis before. There was a story about a schoolgirl who said two men tried to grab her in a park while an ice cream van was parked up at the entrance gates. The locals found out who the ice cream was and started warning each other on Facebook that they were nonces preying on girls. The owner of the ice cream business ran crying to the press to claim his innocece and reeled off a load of business stuff to prove he was a legitimate busienss man and not part of a muslim rape gang. I looked up his business on companeis house and turns out the director of the company was in fact his 18 year old son. Why not just say that? Why lie? In fact his name appears nowhere in the recirds but his wifes does. So I clicked on her name and it turns out shes the one who has been made director of all their previous companies. Almost as if shes the cover while the men get up to no good. And what were those companies? Dodgy airport car parking services. So I googled her name and turns out she was arrested and taken to court. Customers had reported their cars had been used to make long journeys while they were on holiday as well as being returned to them dirty and used.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z1-5wNjMgs
https://xcancel.com/Ayaan/status/2081919909043544193#m>Germany's crisis isn't immigration. It's denial.>A government that refuses to confront Islamist ideology cannot protect its citizens. I've warned about this for years. My latest for @RestoringWest.The convicted fraudster has to make it about the kosher "values" otherwise her own position is severely weakened, and she hopes that everyone forgets that a similar van attack happened about 1.5 years ago carried out by an atheist Arab. It's the fact that they're BAME far more so than any ideology they purport to hold.
>>539810376I miss the pre-gamergate era when women didn't give a shit about videogames and would laugh at you and call you a virgin for playing them, GG opened a massive rift in gaming culture that made the industry turn on white men and led to all the ultra progressive, tranny worship "body type A" bullshit
>>539810528>The locals found out who the ice cream wasBut who was ice cream???
fuckin drama last nightsome muppet in here keeps making inappropriate comments about how well I get on with birds heredone it about four times, had words with him each time, still did itsaid to the night staff "ay will you tell her inside (side room) that am off to game for the night so cya tomorrow" and the muppet went "her inside ahahahahaha" "inside what"came back in me room, went back out, had words, lad turned his back on me, I went mad, told him all I want is respect like I've shown him and he's got one more chance before I chin himwalked offcame back to my room, made a cuppawas fucking seethingknocks on my door so I pull him in and go mad, kid starts crying and apologising then I make him go back to female staff thats on and apologise to her and he does hahahahahahahaabsolute fucking dominancelittle muppet
>539810588shit that never happened for $500 please
>>539810588why do you post these strange life recountingshope you find that jewish bird lad
would rather have my bum wiped by a robot than some angry nigerian thug
>sendvid still downam not happy
the video game industry is a prime example of businesses failing and still succeeding at the same time. Bring it up to any lolbert or free-marketer and they just stare at the ground in bewilderment not able to explain it. How can a private enterprise release dogshit after dogshit, be openly hostile their their core customer base, and still generate record profits?
>>539810376gamergate wouldn't have been a big deal if incels just ignored those 2 whores
if i was single i'd be a menace to womeni wouldn't stop chasing them because i like how they look without clothes on
https://xcancel.com/PosenIzzy/status/1774396487511773407#m>Here are some of the fraudulent techniques widely used:>1. There are people who advise on how to put on paper the optimal number of hours worked and the optimal wages so that you can get the optimal amount in benefits. These advisors often take a fee, or a cut off the benefits.https://xcancel.com/PosenIzzy/status/1873886228883661095#m>I regularly bang on about the systemic exploitation and defrauding of public money by the Chassidic community. I'm a concerned citizen who cares about public finances and anti-corruption. Today I want to discuss this from the angle of the failure of journalism. 1/I like the jewish guy calling out the very obvious fraud in areas like Golders Green and all his fellow coreligionists are like "oy vey, you're giving the goy material, you can't talk about this in the current climate, shut it down" https://xcancel.com/PosenIzzy/status/2044903673143115817#m>A senior civil servant who investigates benefit fraud told me that a major blind spot of the system is thinking about individuals and not recognising the systemic behaviours that emerge as a function of community organised fraud. 1/
>>539810528Pikeys used to set up similar dodgy "car parks" around football grounds on matchdays, they'd have lads in hi-vis on streets near the ground ushering cars into some random field, then once you'd parked i they'd charge you a tenner or more and if you didn't pay they'd smash up your car
>>539810528I don't do any business with them at all, not even for cheap stuff. I certainly wouldn't let one of them drive my car.
Everybody forgets what gamergate was actually about because the media gaslit about the crux of the issue for years after. The problem wasn't some whores sleeping with reviewers for their shitty indie game, it was the reaction to it that revealed the demented mentality within the industry, and how these whores simply suppressed any discussion about nepotism in the industry by shouting sexist at youtubers and it unironically worked
Chap that works near my work walked past and started ranting about immigrants and "it could be easily be stopped so what's the end goal?" I suspect he may be an antisemite how do I report him to prevent?
>>539810693and football sort of
>>539810584https://smry.ai/www.kentonline.co.uk/tonbridge/news/i-ve-done-nothing-wrong-ice-cream-van-man-receives-death-330904Getting a suspended sentence for your husband while he and his cousins go round the country grabbing schoolgirls. Is this how the muslim rape gangs were able to operate so freely?
>>539810056to be fair lad, half or more of every patient any nhs hospital is just old people who've made shitty decisions their entire life and are just slapped in a hospital bed because they've got nowhere else to put themsome of them will be in hospital for months when they dont need it, but cant be sent anywhere else because there is either nowhere to send them, the old cunt cant afford or has no one to care for them and in general a lot of the old cunts are happy to be living free of charge in a hospital where everything is done for them upto and including having their arse wiped for them
how's your summer of sex going lads
>>539810693In the case of franchises like Cod and FIFA their players are literally addicted to the lootbox mechanics of these games, they will pay 60 quid a year (and hundreds more on microtransactions) for the exact same game as the gameplay is irrelevant to them and they are hooked on getting another nice shiny Messi or Ronaldo card with slightly higher stats than the one they've already got over and over again. The player base for these games is basically the equivalent of all those doleys you see in William Hill feeding their bennies into the roulette machines, except instead of money they're betting for the chance to win virtual cards that will cease to exist once the next year's game comes out
>>539809598stop taking those hormones
>>539810376>slut it's really the fault of the incel ex which is more understandable
Binface 4 Clacton>ahead in the polls>look it up>lol>lmao even
>>539810905Naga munchetty is leaving the bbc
>>539810905Why are non-sex havers so damn, horny?
>>539810905I see MPs being sexual deviants hasn't fallen out of fashion
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/28/britain-hong-kong-china-activists-immigration>Britain promised to protect Hongkongers from China. Why does it now seem ready to sacrifice them?>Activists under threat from Beijing are facing strange difficulties with UK immigration. Their safety must not be traded for warmer relations with China>Nathan Law is a pro-democracy activist and former legislator from Hong Kong. He is currently a political refugee in the UKYour le based ching chong refugees (who some even here shilled for) showing their gratitude to the British people. They're good lads, and this totally isn't going to be a decades, if not centuries, long issue of them agitating for hostile relations. Should send them all back to Xi so he can stick them all in gulags where they belong.
>>539810997kai bros... what happened? this was supposed to be our election
>>539810997Where you seen a poll cant find any
>>539810180If Ndgubu doesn't like the results he could be examined by a dentist.1 quick look and they can tell if he's an adult.
>>539811022assooooo velly good post sir, you have the wisdom of the dragon and the insight of the grasshopper.
Clacton is saved
>>539811087
>>539811087At some point you have to start questioning the sanity of a man of his age who lacks this much self-awareness.
>>539810588>so I pull him in
>>539811070Check>>539811136
>>539811087laurence fox is a bit like don quixote
>>539811022>WE ARE BRITISH!>Why won't you live amongst us? >Hold on now, we're not THAT British Always the same. Jewish quarter, Jewish state funded police for Jews. Muslim quarter. Halal stores, mosques, neighborhood watch marches to make sure women are home and there's no whites around
>>539811171shut up you pretentious fuck
>>539811022>>Britain promised to protect Hongkongers from ChinaAbsolute lie. Hong Kong was to return to China and the Hong Kong residing Chinese would become Chinese as the sovereign state of Hong Kong was dissolved. The agreement was never that anyone who lived in Hong Kong could book and choose a new nationality based on economic self interest. Same applies to all our former collonial locations.
>>539811166Oh damn, Nige going to lose to a fucking bin.
>>539811198how is that pretentious you fucking cunt
Why do China want the Honk Kong people back? They have enough GDP, stop stealing our GDP CHINA!
>>539811171Why, is he spanish?
>>539809530Mobilise mumsnet.
>>539811166Give your head a wobble.
>>539811087>tommeh repostDoes that mean the actor Lawrence Fox is kosher approved?
alright lads. had a dream my penis was normal. woke up and want to cry. the other week i had a dream about seeing a colleague in a pub and having a laugh. i only dream about very ordinary things that i can’t have. otherwise it’s nightmares. i can’t even escape it all in my sleep. i want to die so badly
>>539811022Noe that we only had to give half of hong koing back legally (the leased part), the other bit was fully ours. We gave it all back because the remaining part didnt even have a water supply and by then UK had already forgotten how to build or defend anything, couldnt do civil engineering any more etc.Final straw was local officials didnt much like thatcher, so she said "fuck you" and dumped the lot.T.Has a mate from the Navy who was part oft the Thatcher delegation when all this was agreed.
>>539811335Not going to swing mumsnet with larps about the family. They need to bribe the bitter foids with bennies for mothers, exclusion of boys, vilification of men and suggestions about broader normalnoid approved consumption.
>>539811407ayo hol up what's funny with your willy mate?
>>539810848
>>539811407Why don't you just get a normal penis then?
>>539811447phimosis and its fused to the head underneath. will probably need circumcision
>>539811330yes he's spanish, that's why i said that
>>539811254just shut your mouth fatboy
>>539811457they were all out of my size
>>539811431I thought it was all finalised under Chris Pattern during Blair/Brown government in the early 00s.
>>539811407My gf said my m8 has a funny willy be she won't tell me why it's so funny
>>539811505i'm not even fat anymore you daftiei've lost 80 pounds
>>539811513how does she know what your mates willy looks like?
>>539811509The Hong Kong handover was in 1997.
>>539811550attention seeking woman behaviour
>>539811509The agreement to return Hong Kong to China was agreed under Margaret Thatcher, not Tony Blair. The formal pact was signed on December 19, 1984, when Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and Chinese Premier Zhao Ziyang signed the Sino-British Joint Declaration in Beijing.
>>539811513Probably comically large
>>539811589i'll drop a microwave on your head from a crane
>>539810528you really can just do things
>>539811573Still the Blair government then.
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>>539810852>or has no one to care for themIsn't it odd how there are so many elderly with family who are completely unwilling to look after them.What do you have to do to your kids to make them abandon you when you need them?
>>539811407>friends >functioning wilkins That you goblin?
>>539811198(He doesn't know Don Quixote)
>>539811664Her none ai image is pretty gross.
>>539811664goddamn you half japanese girls
>>539811661The handover was agreed under Thatcher.
>>539811701cauldron will the latvian women mind my deformed penis
Donald quixote>Whatever happened to dear old lenny?>the great elmyra, and sancho panza?
>>539811431It was China threatening to cut off the water supply and power grid to Hong Kong Island that forced Thatcher to 'give it back' than anything else. The Chinese were also threatening military action if they weren't all handed back as one entity.
>>539811676>your kidsThat's the fundamental error in your thinking. They aren't "kids" anymore they are adults with their own lives and responsibilities who have moved on. They don't have the time, energy or desire to be make their own lives a misery to be carers.
Burnham looks as though he should be wearing a sombrero and riding a donkey
>>539811729yes try peru instead where they're too zonked out on mother earth to realise your willy looks like an open swiss army knife
>>539811178I actually don't mind ethnic enclaves if they stayed that way. One district for them in the capital city, they can have their embassy there, and their temple and community centre. And then that's it. That's where they live. Maybe 50k population limit. More want to come in? Too fucking bad. Arrange for others to leave. No spreading beyond the border of it, no owning property outside the district.
bum ham
>>539811376James Fox is the father of Laurence FoxJames Fox's maternal great grandmother Sophia LevienLevien Jewish (Ashkenazic)
>>539811809please kill me cauldrobro
Sir Andy Burnham from the House of Gammon - first of his name, slayer of keirs, ruler of the isles.nah jk he's a fucking puppet like the rest lmao
>>539811407Change the batteries, idiot.
>>539811479Exactly the same. Also its small. Thats why I never bothered with girls.
>>539811858I got called up the other day out of the blue by a research company i signed up for a decade agothey were like 'do you want to join this psychadelic trial'?they've never contacted me before
>>539811818>ethnic enclaves*ghettoesNeed the og ghetto blaster
>>539811676>What do you have to do to your kids to make them abandon you when you need them?Start by leading by example. Don't look after your own parents and constantly bereft to your own children how they're a burden and unpleasant people. Make sure you move away from your children, don't be there for them and never be part of their active support network. Express constant disappointment during their times of difficulty and act like the voice of righteous condemnation at everything they do. Ensure that your children equate financial worth and consumption with status. Bonus if your sons marry some self obsessed bitch who hates your family.Basically be a boomer, live the boomer ideals, abandon your own kids, and you'll have you arse wiped by Nigerians in a nursing home before you can say>homemaking isn't a career>Lydia is just starting her gap year>well I'll be dead in a few year anyway
>>539811818>I actually don't mind ethnic enclaves if they stayed that wayYou've already conceded something that didn't exist 50 years ago. I do mind. I want no ethnic enclaves. I want them all deported. I want England to be ethnically English. A high trust society, a safe place to raise a family, a free country, where crimes like gangrape are a national scandal that shames the country not a daily occurrence that's brushed under the carpet because to tackle the source of who is doing it would 'inflame community tensions'.I want a ban on drugs. I want the companies who operate within England to be majority English owned and make it practically impossible for a foreign entity be it an individual or corporate entity to own land or a majority stake in anything English.Utilities should never be traded as commodities.Mass deportations in the thousands, the entire Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi, Sri-lankan and Nigerian diaspora are a priority for remigration, they all must return to their homelands.Their removal will free up millions of homes, will reduce the cost of energy, will reduce the burden on our road network, on our sewage infrastructure, on crime, and increase happiness among our people through the cohesive accumulation of being able to see your own people in your own towns and villages again rather than foreign faces making you feel a foreigner in your own home. No foreigner, or foreign diaspora should ever be able to hold public office, ever. This is a hard rule that will never be changed.
Haven't been here in like a month or soChecked archives and I see the flabby runcorn paedophile has been melting down every single day kek
>>539811915i was given a cream for it which has loosened it a bit but it won’t come unstuck underneath. if i get circumcised it’ll look even worse because it won’t be a simple operation
Floppo bitchtits the hostel bitch
You've forgotten haven't you?
