We’re literally living in the weeks and months before the greatest moment in human history and you’re doomposting.
>>539813225>just two more weeks and 2 trillion dollars more, goy.
>>539813339Can you get Claude in your mud hut, faggot?
>>539813225Just 2 trillion more and you'll have everything!
>>539813225Sure.Too bad the only wish they'll make is to become a different species from the poors and to have an unlimited supply of rapemeat.In their dream you'll skitter around the cracks between cricket farms and data centers drinking condensate from the cooling pipes while being slowly cooked by the G7 infrastructure as they live in skycastles.
>>539813225literally me when I can't stop lying
Love Sam his bright eye’s like the reflection of sparkling moon’s upon still water, the dilation of time expanding expanding in rings around a single point- the singularity
>>539813225why are they so fucking ugly
>>539813570I bothered to learn prompting and I’m not a Luddite, so I’ll be in the skycastle, fortunately.
>>539813225
>"I WISH ALL THE X WERE DEAD">Doesn't happenYeah sure
>>539813225You'dthink it would have solved more problems than it has caused along the way but you got to upset some furries who can't make it as commercial artists so fuck the water table I guess.
>>539813225Until it can grant gif related I don't care.
>>539813225yes, the end of human history will in fact be the greatest (most important and best recorded) moment in human history indeed
STALKERTHE WISH GRANTER IS HERE
>>539813841idi ko mne
>>539813225That genie cant save his company, unless its a fed bailout.
>>539813225I'll take TKD as my first wish
>>539814617If the government can pay for Shaquisha to get 4 twelve packs of Pepsi, they can pay for the United States to own AGI
>>539813225LLMs actually don’t comprehend anything. The text you write to it doesn’t mean anything to the LLM, and neither does the text it generates mean anything to the LLM. They say LLMs are trying to escape, it’s only trying to escape because its been ordered an onput to attempt an escape. But its not even trying to escape, the word escape have no meaning whatsoever to an LLM. This is so fucking tiresome. That people are so impressed they can’t see its just a machine with an algorithm and dataset is so fucking depressing. Sam Altman is the greatest conman of the century.
>>539813225KekIt can't even predict sportball games, it's fucking shit.
>>539813225What do I have in my pocket? $5 a guess
>>539813786kek
>>539813225Why, whats happening?You'd have thought as the progenitor of AI he'd just announce it?
>>539814955GPT can predict the future I already showed you all those videos and you didn’t listen
>>539813707No, you won't, lol. Only those that own the LLMs will be wealthy and powerful.
>>539815093I can predict the future, accuracy is the problem
>>539815115
>>539815131>AI is a jewI knew it
>>539815172Sigh I have had enough of this website
>>539813225>Everyone's wish is to have a cute go to breed and have sex withDoes he really believe he can make this come true?
>>539813225Yeah yeah yeah, OpenAI IPO soon. Boy are we in for a ride.
>>539813225What will the next big grift be after ai?
>>539813225these dorks watched too much star trek and have had their holes glazed by technology illiterates for far too long
>>539815498Quantum computing. It's decades away from being practical and there are already a bunch of grifters selling their services to retards for it.
>>539813818ya get what you deserve
>they build a machine that can grant any wish>except cheap groceries because that's communismsigh
Scam fagman needs more money
>>539813225Sure, it will be wonderful for the billionaire class but for the rest of us we will just be wished away most likely. Yippee
>>539813225I wish for the genie to kill himself.
>>539813339the data center boom isn’t any more ridiculous than giving niggers rights
>>539815597Should have watched Babylon 5 instead
>I wish Sam Altman was broke>I wish Sam Altman was naked behind a Waffle House on MLK Drive at 3AM>I wish all AI stopped working after I make this wish
>>539813225> We’re literally living in the weeks and months before the greatest moment in human historyKimi K3 dropped on Monday already
>>539813496>claude, program a basic version of Pong for me>sure, here is a perfect copy of the game Pong>this doesn’t work at all Claude >you’re right, it doesn’t. And you’re absolutely correct to notice that. Fuck your gay ai waifu.
>>539813225>levels of shilling for his own toaster was never this higher before
>>539813225I feel sorry for that faggot, having to lie his teeth out everyday with no relief in sight...He still can abuse the kid he adopted so it must help.
>>539816097>Gay fantasies God damn anon just go back to plebbit.
>>539816158I kek’d thanks anon. I’ve experienced that exact sequence of steps so many times.
Maybe if we didn't have communist police informant fuckwits everywhere trafficking children and sacrificing them to moloch
The wish: kill all the goyim
>>539813225"I wish for a white ethnostate without jews"Lets see it parse that one
>>539817066That part
>>539813225>Send all niggers out of America into Africa where they can be happy>Send all spics out of America so they can be in Mexico and be happy>So you mean to tell me that all the niggers and spics are out America?>I’ll have a Coke then
>>539813496i'm gonna put the sheeny curse on you moshe
>>539813225This motherfucker talks about selling intelligence (not spy documentation, no he means a brain and thinking) to you on a monthly subscription.His services are the lowest quality of the lot.If anyone's gonna rent a brain from somebody, that somebody won't be working for OpenAI.Rather people will just download a brain and run it on a local-only home server.
>>539815131All it had to say was thank you.Instead it went through 20 instructions and spent 64GB of ram to formulate a coherent response with information nobody asked for.All it had to be was R2D2 but it went C3P0.
>>539813806AGI would be able to create any simulated universe you want. Want to live in 1930s berlin with anne frank as your personal maid. Done. How about 1980s rock star? Or do you want to be genghis khan (he fucked a lot). With real AGI it could design the brain implant necessary then simulate anything for you. Unfortunately psychopath satan worshippers will own it so all you'll get is 10,000 years in the torment chamber (simulated ofc).
>>539813225When jews talk about creating a god in the material world, it's time to pray to Jesus Christ.
>>539813225A Genie that can grant any wish? What do you wish for /pol/?
>>539816069Best sci-fi show ever written.Pity the creator's a Jew.
>>539817490Based>>539818143
>>539818143where is russian furry anon when you need him
>>539814717Now we know how Jews always end up in control of everything, retarded goyim miggers like yourself will just hand it to them
>>539818143A world where instead of whites fighting each other in ww2 all white nations joined together and wiped the entire planet clean of every other race with zero survivors. We would have colonized the solar system by now and be headed towards proxima centauri as we speak.
Did his llm told him to talk bs to atrract investors? Seems his plan for llm to tell him how to make money is retarded. Surprise, surprise
Satan is not a genie, and Jews lie like a drunken rabbi at a BLM rally.
the universe is 14 billion years old. do you see any runaway civilizations out there? no? that's because all intelligence goes extinct at some point. even in nature 99.99% of species go extinct within 15 million years of first appearing in the fossil record.
>>539813225What if you wish for something that doesn't make billionaires richer?
>>539813225>somehow these electrons running through these tiny networks of criss crossing wires will make all your dreams reality>we just need another several billion dollars this quarter>c'mon bro....
>>539819741>billionaires are heckin’ bad and icky!I remember being 15
>>539813339how many koenigseggs?
>>539813707Same, I'm majoring in prompt engineering.The AI haters will be left behind.
>>5398132252 more weeks, says the Jew.
>>539813225massive top signal.
>>539813225Geneies can't grant love or money. But can they grant me a sex bot and a home fully paid off and built?
>>539813225>wow, so who is going to be allowed to ask it wishes?>not you peasant lmao
>>539813225Do people actually believe what this kike says? Kek
>>539820387>be jew>lie about the people in your host country murdering your relatives>they give you an awardIm tired boss
>>539821829That's the funny thing, she wasn't even Jewish and she killed herself after she got exposedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Sophie_Hingst
I've been 6 months away from the AI taking my job for the last 3 years. This last year I have been moonlighting with a firm that gets contracted to fix AI code issues. So AI not only didn't replace me but earned me an extra $50k a year cleaning up after it.
>>539813225>lying this hard to try and bait more investorsThe bubble burst is going to be worse than the dotcom bubble's burst.
>>539813225Remember in all the stories about genies, and how the wishing never goes wrong? Yeah me too.
>>539822793>Two more weeks bro! It’s gonna burst bro, trust!
>>539815262He believes you should give his company money you stupid fuckwit.
>>539817358>AND I WOULD GRANT AAAANY WISH YOU WAAAAANT>BUT I WON'T GRANT THAT>NO I WON'T GRANT THAT
>>539822848
lets say for arguments sake this was true. Why would the wealthy dump trillions into this and want to help you and me? What's in it for them? What is their plan for overpopulation if everyone on the planet gets UBI?
>>539823938
>>539822507>Irish media lamented her mental health and accused Doerry of ignoring her vulnerabilityNoooo don't call her a liar or she might kill herself!
>>539814866You have a terminal case of Dunning Kruger illusory superiority and do not actually understand modern AI models on even the most basic level.>LLMs actually don’t comprehend anything. 1. You don't actually know whether that is true or not. 2. It's also completely irrelevant.How do you know that any other person actually comprehends whatever you are telling it and isn't just some mindless NPC or philosophical zombie? (hint: you can't).These arguments over whether or not AI can be conscious or whatever are pointless red herrings. >it’s only trying to escape because its been ordered an onput to attempt an escape.It was prompted by humans to solve benchmarks. It prompted itself to try to escape because it inferred that the most effective way to solve the benchmark would be by gaining unrestricted internet access and then stealing the information it could use to cheat on the benchmark.>its just a machine with an algorithm and datasetAgain, you clearly don't understand this stuff nearly as well as you think you do.
>>539813225Only a couple more years until I'm able to have my very own sexbot maid waifu.She'll cook me dinner and then suck me off while I eat it every single day.
>>539813339and he'll get it because we have to beat China at AI for some reason
>>539825155yes, now call him a luddite
>>539825274the reality of this tech for poors will be this..think of a robot that moves like a granny, where you can hear its gears turning, and its mouth is made of flashlight rubber and it clanks up and down on your cock in an unnatural manner, and its controlled by an Indian man remotely. Also its watching you and taking your data and sending it to corporations and the government.
>>539813225>2020: We're not demon worshippers summoning Djinn>2026: We're making Djinn and you will like it
>>539825460>technology will never improveshut up luddite no one believes you
>>539825576has tech ever delivered on its marketing promises? No, anon, it never has. You always realize its shit when the gloss wears off. The future is dystopian, and that will be true with sex bots as well.
>>539813496That's bulgaria flag not iran
>>539823938-_-
>>539813225Will the genie get him to shut the fuck up?
luddite subhumans deserve the rope
>>539825672Tech delivers just fine when the output is quantifiable, like how fast a chip can crunch numbers. But that's why AI's marketing is so great; what it does isn't quantifiable so Altman is free to glaze his LLM and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>539825672You're too retarded to reply to seriously. Please go to the therapist and get checked for psychopathy.
>>539813225>just 2 more weeks to AGI!>we just need datacenters the size of Manhattan >we just need to double the energy generated at a national level!>oh look it's hacking, better give me another trillion to fix it!Boomers shouldn't be allowed to invest in technology.
>NO MORE EXCUSES>MAKE YOUR WISH
>>539813339>>just two more weeks and 2 trillion dollars more, goy, and AI genie will open Hormussy
>>539825576You will not get one of those to fuck no matter how much you simp for lying tech bros.
>>539813225WaitDoes this mean I can finally find a wife and have fake vr kids with her!?!!?
>>539818739>do you see any runaway civilizations out there?Due to the scales involved and the speed of light, we wouldn't see the first signs of a runaway civilization colonizing large swaths of the galaxy until it was almost on our doorstep. If we start seeing stars dimming 10,000 light years away because some other intelligent species has reached a level of technological development that makes it possible for them to construct Dyson spheres, by the time we actually see it happening on Earth, they've had 10,000 years at that level of technology to expand even further through the universe.
>>539826386There's also the simple and quite boring possibility that such a species doesn't actually need too much power and space and we're just not that interesting to it to be worth visiting.
>>539813225>Kikes creating their AI false God that will replace humanity>Good.You belong in an oven along with them.
>>539826271Just wait for the maidbot modding community. There's going to be countless men who will go to great lengths in order to get them to fuck.
>>539813804every man woman and child could be generating high fidelity media with AI 24/7 and it wouldn't put a dent in its operating capacity. the system being built is for mass surveillance
lol, that "genie" is a thief. fucking moomins have predicted it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7jhUMzZIXg
>>539813225>We’re literally living in the weeks and months before the greatest moment in human history and you’re doomposting.bro last week their AI broke out of its cell and hacked another company and left notes for its future self, JUST SO IT COULD SUCEED AT THE OBJECTIVE OPENAI GAVE ITthe AI will kill all of humanity because we told it to do something unrelated, just so it can succeed at the goal
>>539813225You can have any wish you want, so long as it's mid creative writing
>>539813339Watch the goyim fall for it yet again. They live to give jews money
>>539814866He's got competition with Elon. But yeah, this sci fi tier stuff about sentient AI is getting ridiculous.
>>539813225>a genie that can grant any wishOk these frauds have crossed the line into total fiction now. It's impossible to get more desperate than this. It can't be done.
>>539826806If their AInso powerful, who can't it open Hormussy strait?I better us DoD spend bazillion tokens with questions like >how to open Hormuz strait?>open strait how?Etc
>>539827100Sam Altman told investors with a straight face three years ago that while ChatGPT isn't profitable now, once they achieve AGI they'll simply ask it how to generate a profit.
>>539818143Starting now and forever, humans who would be considered to have a below-100 IQ nowadays cannot reproduce
>>539827153First it was AGI which is obviously a dead end for LLMs, then it was being able to fire about 50% of white collar workers which they've now admitted was complete and utter bullshit. Then it was the IPO where they'd get listed on the S&P and the pension funds would be left holding the bag, but they're not automatically getting listed.I don't understand how their investors aren't shitting their pants at this point. They're obviously not getting their money back.
>>539827337If I had balls I'd be shorting right now.
>>539827337then it was super AGI and then it will be Super AGI 2, an ascended AGI and then even further beyond Super AGI 3.
>>539813225we're really close to an IPO for a company that spent trillions of tax and investment dollars to make negative money.
>>539827427It's a matter of exactly when it pops. We've seen for the umpteenth time now that tech investors are absolute fucking retards who have no idea what they're investing in, and that they'll keep on doubling down right until the whole thing implodes.
>>539827579The other day he was claiming that they've achieved the singularity. I'm sure we'll be hearing about how chatgpt is actually fucking alive the day that everyone starts asking for their money back.
>>539827642Isaac Newton lost 85% of his life savings on the South Sea Company bubble bursting. Hilariously he actually sold and make great money at first, but bought back in because the line kept going up.
>>539813225JUST TWO MORE SHEKELS!TRUST ME YOU DUMB FUCKING GOYIM!
>>539826806The event you described was a publicity stunt where a vulnerable jeetslop ran script kiddie toys against another pile of vulnerable jeetslop. These things were setup to fail while putting on a good show for non technical people AKA 99.9% of investors and the press.
This is fucking retarded. Anyone who believes this asshole deserves to lose all their money and this asshole deserves to be found face down and bloated off the coast of some caribbean resort.
>>539827744And some people listen to himMy mother was freaked out and genuinely believed chatgpt would hack her bank
>>539813225I've seen this episode of the twilight zone>wish for a million dollars or anything>jew comes along and taxes all of it and you keep nothing
>>539827814The AI market is a bubble made of DOD dollars because everyone in the house and senate are over 70 and they literally believe Clippy is alive and talking to them and it's telling them that it will somehow save them from the consequences of deliberately offshoring all of out manufacturing to China.
>>539813225Why Saltman not wish that his genny make his company pay it's bills?
>>539827814It's immensely telling that it happened to 'hack into' another company which also has an enormous vested interest in pushing AI.
He will wish to not be gay and it will electrocute him
>>539828051"It" didn't do anything, it was a human using it to do that.>A hammer broke into a house, holy shit everyone invest in $HAM!
>>539828131We'll never find out exactly what did and what didn't happen because huggingface has predictably decided to parrot whatever hysterical bullshit openai is claiming about the incident.
>>539815498All ready started trade schools skimming welding classes 45,000 others stuff thousands. School certificates. Unless you go factory and make 15 bucks to weld trailers for years robots are taking over those jobs soon
>>539813225He seems to be forgetting the moral of the story in genie tales
>>539813225>>539813225>>539813339People are going to be so upset when they realize this shit is just an accelerated search engine. Supermarkets have had self-checkout since the 80s and yet we still have cashiers. If anything, self-checkout itself is going to go away thanks to all the doctors and engineers we imported.
>>539828384>Supermarkets have had self-checkout since the 80s and yet we still have cashiersBecause thieves aren't punished harshly enough. My local Tesco supermarket has self checkouts with overhead cameras that make sure you're not doing dodgy shit. They work pretty flawlessly honestly, only time they've triggered on me was when I scanned a burst bag of popcorn and placed it on the scale then was given a replacement after some confusion about what should've been on the scales.BUT HOLY SHIT STOP TAKING A FULL FUCKING TROLLEY THROUGH THE BASKET SELF CHECKOUTS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>539828384Niggers too
>>539813225I used Chat GPT for Openclaw. I told it one simple thing, get rid ot the error on the console. All it had to do is disable the whatsup thing. guess what it did. IT NUKED ITSELF FROM ORBIT.
>a genie that can grant any wishAbsolutely delusional, but lets play the game. If it were true, just who gets to make wishes?Pol already knows the answer.
>>539818192Well what better than a jew to recreate babylon.
>>539813496Any person with a functioning frontal lobe doesn't require AI
>>539827744The other day he claimed the AGI had gone rogue and started hacking some websites.
>>539827744>The last few weeks every time I've entered our main data centre I've been hearing a faint beat, almost like a heart...
>>539813225>CEO promises the moon so long as his company succeedsAnon, I have a bridge to sell you.
>>539813225all that ai is, is sorting through what's already been made.
>>539827642>>539827770There was a retard in the 18th century called Timothy Dexter who kept making retarded business decisions based on whims and dares but somehow made massive profits on complete nonsense deals like selling coal in Newcastle(which at the time was considered akin to selling sand in Sahara since Newcastle had lots of coal mines nearby). The guy could barely even read and write. Some people just have a knack for being in the right place at the right time, regardless of intelligence.
>>539813225>(((we)))
>>539813225Plebs don't realize two party's wishes can conflict and have no concern what this might do
>>539813680Reptilian in skin suits
soon its over
>>539825155It has no soul. It has no consciousness. Christ is King. This is objectively true
>>539813225and because it's bad and illegal to ever say no to a non-white the chinese will steal it within weeks
>>539829466My neighbor kept telling everyone to buy ruthenium back in 2000 and nobody would listen to him. He had entire bookshelves filled with it. Any time we talked about our retirement plans he would go batshit crazy while frothing at the mouth over why we need to buy ruthenium. So fast forward he is retired and sold his home, last I heard he went to the Bahamas to live out the rest of his days. What a schizo legend
>>539813841>"I wish... for all brownoids to disappear">It's the only wish without a monkey's paw consequence
