I apologise to Japan on behalf of our Prime Minister, and Australia more generally, for our low moral gaijin conduct, and ridicule of the elected representative Sanae Takaichi. Please accept my apology! We love Japan! It was a shameful display by Albanese!>When Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi visited Australia in May, she brought her host a gift chosen with diplomatic care: Crown Melons from Shizuoka, the most prized fruit in Japan, to mark Australia’s decision in January to reopen its market to Japanese melons. In Japan, a single Crown Melon can cost more than a fine bottle of wine. Its perfection, based on the Japanese artisan spirit of takumi, is what you bring when you wish to honor someone.>Two months later, on a podcast called “Bush Deep,” Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese recalled the gift as “strange” but ultimately quite good. His host, the comedian Nikki Osborne, likened the melons to actress Pamela Anderson. Albanese then grinned, raised his hands to chest height in a cupping gesture and said, “She brought two. As you do.” The studio laughed. The clip traveled around the world.
>artisanal fruitcringe
>>539813585Who cares. She probably received worse from orange man.
umm...
>>539813587>>539813588Trump is a chad that leads the world's foremost superpower. Albosleazy is a low moral gaijin incel demeaning the dignified & intelligent Prime Minister of Japan
>>539813585>>539813586>prized fruit
>>539813585>"only the Japanese can truly savor the taste of melon idiot"
>>539813585>Its perfection, based on the Japanese artisan spirit of takumino idea what this means
Who fuckin cares, there's bigger shit happening in Aus than our PM making a crude joke with a comedian
>>539813585>melons>melons, japan
Doesn't take much to offend the Japs
Oh nyooo how dare you~
>>539813593Japan is our most deeply integrated and significant strategic partner in the region, numpty. Before their army went berserk they used to secure our merchant vessels when the Royal Navy couldn't afford going past Ceylon. Remember how much Billy Hughes' comments about Japan during Versailles estranged their nationalists from the Anglo alliance?>>539813596Pretend all of Australia is doing picrel
>>539813596>>539813587>>539813585>Nikki OsborneWould you laugh at this 45yo's melon jokes?
are they actually offended or is it some white progressive getting offended on their behalf (simping for an anti-progressive)
>>539813594melons are a rare treat in Japanfortunately, a lot of the women who do have them do gravure
>>539813585>likened the melons to actress Pamela Anderson. Albanese then grinned, raised his hands to chest height in a cupping gesture and said, “She brought two. As you do.”so fucking based
>>539813585>Aussie is a zero-class cuntchecks outPay no mind to those roo fuckers from upside-down land.
>>539813585There was also that faggot in Europe that turned the gun the Turks gave him in to the police and several others acting like it was this strange, bewildering gift. The competency crisis spares no one and nothing, including basic human interaction and diplomacy. I still remember the mayor of Las Vegas trying to argue with the governor of California over roads and traffic on fucking twitter. The kids that still learn to read will think all of the historical records of government officials behaving with mutual respect and dignity towards one another were fantastical embellishments motivated by propaganda.
>>539813585I would fuck her
>>539813585Based Albo sticking it to the JapThey are all cannibals
>>539813803If she really wanted to impress him she should have given him the day off
>>539813585I also apologize to Japan of behalf of our people for being what we are. Sorry. However, it's important to note that we do not love Japan, in fact, it is mostly resentment that flows through the veins of most citizens of North (and South and Central for that matter) America.
>>539813585He barely a man
>>539813585Make this war criminal dogeza himself. Right now.
>>539813588>worships Trump>got fucked harder by the War than by Trump in bedAmusing.
>>539814860you're a faggot
APOLOGISE JAP BASTARDS
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