>Burnham invites Tories and Lib Dems to social care talkshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1k1vgx08gko>Burnham benefits 'bribe' to choose work: Labour will give £4,500 to parents on benefits if their children start an apprenticeshiphttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16011117/Labour-unveils-new-4-500-year-handouts-households-benefits-youngsters-taking-apprenticeship-worse-off.html>Horror as two teenage girls 'raped in alleyway' in UK seaside townhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2233948/two-teenage-girls-raped-blackpool-deansgate>Workers face new tax to fund social carehttps://archive.ph/eXRQV>AI tool will lead to more child refugees being treated as adults, charity warnshttps://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/jul/29/uk-immigration-ai-age-facial-recognition-child-refugees-adults-bias>Ed Miliband to visit France and Spain as both countries experience devastating wildfireshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ed-miliband-france-spain-trip-wildfires-eu-b3023343.html>Zack Polanski repeatedly refuses to apologise for 'making plans for Nigel' guillotine T-shirt posthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-newsnight-nigel-farage-tshirt-reform-b1291630.html>First beaver births in four centuries recorded in Scottish Highlandshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-28/first-beaver-births-in-four-centuries-recorded-in-scottish-highlands>Andy Burnham wants partnership with private sector, says UK business secretaryhttps://archive.ph/mrOzT
>All I want is respect>All I want is one person to see good in meHahahahahaha
I imagine he's going to be extra seethy later on.
Wonder how that would go down...
>>539828479I keep seeing horses and clicking on these threads and then being sad it’s not about horses (I am a horse trainer) Post more horses
>>539828750and leave them an entire continent to do whatever with? yeh? He forgot that part.
>>539828750They traded their own kind for gunpowder because they hadn't invented it yet, so that's going to take some doing.
>>539828479Who will be Lowles' next victim?
>>539828858HNH have absolutely no issue with Robinson though, seeing as they both have the same employer
What the fuck is woke Burnham doing to prepare for the interdimensional invaders
>>539828750>black and brown peopleThis non-existent distinction is retarded and pisses me off. If you're not white, you're either brown or east Asian.
>>539828762You train horses to be hula dancers; that sort of niche skill-set seems like it could be highly profitable.
ganja and ting innit bredrin
>>539828906If you're not northern/western euro white you're bameI dont make the rules
alright lads. hate my job more and more each day. anyone got any funny jokes to cheer me up
>>539828750>wogs STILL claiming to be oppressed
>>539828858HNH are in government now so probably road traffic collisions, allergic reactions, choking on food, DIY up a ladder type of kllings not groomed agents anymore. he was probably a sleeper they set of accdiently
>>539828750>brown peoplelike that ottoman empire that invaded africa? Those brown people?
>>539829046
>>539828905Andy Burnham is a dandy.
>>539829046when a clown farts, does it smell funny?
>>539828750Remember when we got enslaved by the romans who were black?Remember when we got enslaved by moors and saxons and vikings and jews?Yet somehow ummm no europeans are just eternal evil of the earth even though weve been killing eachother up until VERY recently
Just had a leaflet come through the letterbox for a local takeaway. £8.90 for a chicken fillet burger, small chips, and a 330ml drink can. How the fuck are people still eating out that causes businesses like this to still exist? Just that meal alone is probably worth like £3 or £4.
>>539829153Is smell like rainbows
>>539828905Just smile and talk about social care or some other unrelated shite no one was talking about last week
I see Blubberdan esl seething as per.
>BREAKING: Trump announces the US will strike Iran in response to Iran's ballistic missile attacks on US targets in Jordan last night.>Trump adds "we're going to beat the fucking shit out of them" and "we'll be hitting them hard. They're going to get a beating."Uh oh, melty
>>539829129is that sosban>>539829153no
>>539829046Recycled but it's too good to fade into obscurity >hello my name is dr singh, I have some news for you sirItS MaAM>well then 'maam' you have an enlarged prostate
>>539828762Does it pay well or do you do it for the love of the work?
Looked up the reviews for this exotic takeaway, and of course the 5* reviewers all have names like Hussain and Mehmet.
>>539829340frenchflag would like that one
>get digital IDStop hiring pollaks, women amd shitskins first.
>>539829380eat the slop you pig
>>539829340whats funny about this
>>539829412It could do with rewriting, I reckon it'd make a decent 4 panel comic. Only speech bubbles for the tranny keeping the trannny itself hidden until the last panel
>>539829488It's intricate and challenges you
>>539829287Then he will pause it againFfs Trumpy just let stonks moon
>>539828750>invade and colonize Europelost
>>539828750>convince the leaders of Africa, Asia, the Middle East, Central & South America to invade and colonise EuropeMost of them wouldn't be able to even if they wanted to lmao>muh white beauty standardsWho 'subjected' nons to this? The ones that live in the West chose to be here and can leave if this is so bad for their mental health. The ones that don't live here needn't even see a white person in their daily lives. So where does this come from?
>>539828905
So.Brit/pol is now 50% gimmick posters and "straight" men talking about dicks and mens bums and bumming.And the other 50% is French cunt and Cauldron blog posting about their mundane existence.Fuck this. I'm going to /biz/.
Racial masochism clap, clap, clap
>>539829701>going to hang out with the other jeetsKek
Cut yer tits off, cut yer tits offCut yer tits off for the dykesCut yer tits off for the dykes
>>539829701state of it lad cant believe i typed that
Came to trannies AGAIN
>>539828750>being lectured to by a foreigner monkey in a suitit's always the stolen resources with these dumb apes, when it was trade partnerships that made you prosperous and being taught crop rotation so you can produce more trading options and have better food security for your people
>>539829982same except they were enby FtM
He's going to be put in a hotel with the boatwogs, madlad
>>539830077Steve Laws has been demographically replaced before GTA 6
nowt wrong with it
I’ve got no more money left to be taxed, what happens now,
>>539829618those shoes are aesthetic
>>539829982Were getting bummed by blokes? Or the other way around?
>>539830214reverted to factory settings at the endbillions must smilebrits dont smile as much cuz our teethsad innit
>>539830207Corvée
youtube.com/watch?v=WMoWCSKL_j4yorkshire is producing fighters on a level never seen beforehard gadgies
>>539830277*were they
My wife is oriental
anybody actually got one of these tantaly arses?
>>539828569Isn't he literally a nonce?
>>539830359Like litter picking?
The year is 2050Whites have become the minority in First World Western nationsNow...begins...The Reverse IntegrationCan't wait lad, get to do all the stuff bames get away with now. Gonna be class
>>539829889It’s all performative, nothing will happen.
>>539830523Migrant sexual relief
I love that Polanski is claiming his post only had a few views before Farage mentioned it. Yeah, and Lucy Connolly's post only got so many views because leftists were sharing it and those views formed one of the major reasons she was sentenced to so long. It's insane that a factor outside of her control contributed to the sentence being so long.
He's moving different
>>539828750I bet the house was in hysterics.
>>539830066Idk how you even do that. I don't get that shit.>>539830277Just pics of them by themselves. I would rather see them be bummed. Bummed a few myself.
>>539828750uhuh, and now let's hear what Gandhi thought of niggers
>>539830491Yeah, he is. And a faggot too.
>>539829686tfw they ask for your support on a few issues and remind you of what they know
>>539830302Smile though your heart is achingSmile even though it's breakingWhen there are clouds in the sky, you'll get byIf you smile through your fear and sorrowSmile and maybe tomorrowYou'll see the sun come shining through for you
>>539829889>>539830555I'm convinced Trump made a deal with Biden that he wouldn't go after him or his pardons, in exchange for an orderly transition of government. Also Trump won't do Fauci because it was all under his watch anyway, and they swindled him
bit hot today>bedroom is 28.0C fuuuuuuukkkkk
>>539828906Yeah bro those pakistanis sure are similar to the Quechua. retard
>>539830847that's a bit quare
>>539829418>The Russians stole me fookin' GCSEs
>>539830935rofl
>>539828762Phwoar - hoarses more like
>>539829418Most of the students names are foreign
>>539830638throat slitty ricky
>>539831025>she was a fuckin hooarse
>>539830633Little older than a 13yo girl and I don’t like a goat, so that’s not going to work
>>539831162>it’s fine to call for the necks of people to be slit in the UKWeird times
>>539830935Same. Sitting here in my pants browsing 4chan. So basically an average day.
>>539831189It's going to be at a gloryhole
>>539830720>Just pics of them by themselves.Seems a bit gay ngl lad.
State funded migrant gloryholes
>>539831227
>>539831283UK government just thinks of everything don’t they
If modern history has taught us anything, it's that we didn't burn enough witches
>>539830935Here in the London/Cambridge corridor it's 34 degrees and God knows what indoors without AC. I'm currently sitting on the sofa naked, eating crisps and drinking a monster energy. Scrotum is sticking to the leather right now so much i think it's fused. Girlfriend is cooking sausage eggs and beans for tea though so can't complain
>>539831414*British government
>>539831405see the fauci trial? nigga refused to answer questions about what he knew on lab leak even though he got a get out of jail free card from sleepy joe
>>539831227They let Polanski off scot-free for his "behead Farage" tweet.
Serial killer James Desborough has been given two whole life prison sentences with no chance of parole - as police revealed they are looking into four unexplained deaths at the homeless shelter that housed him.Desborough, already serving a minimum of 19 years for the murder of his prison cellmate, was given the whole life tariffs for killing 57-year-old Claudio Aquilino and Daniel Coleman, 43, in Cornwall.Aquilino and Coleman met Desborough at Newquay's Sandy Lodge homeless shelter, where police are now reviewing the unexplained deaths of two other men and two women.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cddjz02d8jgo
Chinese or Thai escorts?
>>539828569>why is it so hard?Maybe due to being a middleaged creepy pennyless schizo
>>539831596>two whole life prison sentencesJust hang him ffs, stop wasting everyone's time
>>539831537>>539831204I think it's because state trials can still be done
>>539831477*jews
>>539831523Lol this is why I don't buy leather/faux leather furniture. Feels horrible on the skin at any time but when it's hot it's fuckin nasty.
>>539831596>are looking into four unexplained deaths at the homeless shelter that housed him.Shame if he was at a certain hostel >Claudio Aquilinoimported foreign tramps
>>539831598didn’t know there were chinese ones
I have just poo'd in this thread. Anyone posting below now has pooh on their keyboard and screen via digital transfer, effectively digitally typing through pooh.You disgusting cunts.
>>539831523can't be bad. yeah 32 here. Norfolkwent out for a walk earlier, regretted it about 10 minutes in
>>539831731>digital pooh
>>539828750>Wonder how that would go down...They tried. They failed. This is where we are, this is what went down.
>>539831731
>>539831398And them being fucked isn't? >gayBut it looks like a girl... aw shucks, who the fuck cares anymore
>>539831550Fucking lol, far left lunatics running rampant
>>539831717Most of them are Chinese
sweaty stuffy incel bedroom general
>>539831596>murder of his prison cellmatethis is what I don't get, you could be in for 2 months for some bullshit like parking ticket evasion or something, and then get put in with a 'cellmate' who murders you. Seems like a human rights void to me
>>539831523>Scrotum is sticking to the leather right now
>>539831550retard
>>539831950>And them being fucked isn't?Seems a bit less gay somehow.
>>539828750it really is just their own inferiority complex
naked incel making himself beans on toast general
>>539828901Same as everyone else on that list.
Kek
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwylrnxxl77o>The Metropolitan Police has said it will be taking no further action after Green Party leader Zack Polanski re-posted a photo of a man wearing a T-shirt with an image of a guillotine and the slogan "we're only making plans for Nigel".>In a statement, the police said it did not believe sharing the picture constituted an offence. However, it added that the wearing of the T-shirt should be recorded as a crime and had referred a crime report to Avon and Somerset Police, who cover Bristol where the photo was taken.>Polanski, real name David Paulden, has said he had made an "inadvertent mistake" by re-posting the image.>A Reform UK spokesman said: "Once again we see that we are living in two tier Britain."Lol, typicalCan you guess the part I added that wasn't there in the original article?
>>539832733>real name David Paulden?
>>539832733>Polanski, real name David Pauldenobvious
So much for "the muslims are coming over here illegally and killing us"
>>539832733Only tommy gets giga doxxed everytime the media mentions him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PwgU5jP-8Q
>>539832733SkyNews are absolutely delighted. They're gloating on their report.>this is a huge blow for Farage hohohoNo, it really is a two-tier thing. Loads of other people have gone to prison for less.
>>539833129actually if you think about it the media are pretty soft on tommy, he gets exposed far more here than in the msm that's "out to get him"
>>539833080He is a muslim, though.
>>539833080>they're hiring the rentboy assassins from Norway now
Having a mint tea
>>539833286Never felt more like drinking bleach
>>539833380because the MSM arent exactly pro palestine just pro globohomo
>>539833380
>>539829418what is sensitive educational data?
>>539833713I feel so lucky I don't suffer from hay fever
>>539833713'British' zelenskymanletlarperalways visiting other countriesnotorious coke fiendmassive grifterowned by israel
>>539829352It’s a passion job. The usual deal is about $50k a year + housing and insurances covered
>>539831523>God knows what indoors without ACactually fineI'm just outside Cambridgeit's really windy herea really hot wind, but inside it's perfectly cool-ishstaying below 30 for meit's working out
>>539828819looks like a jeet
>>539834454You're drunk
>>539833080he was paid by iranians thoughvia Swedish house mafia
I'm not aware of another time in history where a native population is displaced and made homeless by its own government and a foreign population is invited in to take their place as the natives rot and die off. Can anyone think of any historical examples or is this a new precedent?
>>539834522Roman foederati policies for starters
>>539834522norman britain? not sure really
Gammons having a field day with the Jason Arday furor I see.
>>539834522Rome, Byzantium, Spain.
gold sovs are still over £700
>>539835013Not surprised he whole life sounds like a purile dei fantasy
>>539833080Why are we sending out for murderers when we got murderers at home?Fucking GenZ man
>>539831167What's with the hooarses?
>>539835013The green represents the slime of the ganjesthe white the skin you wish you had and the orange your hindu religion
the minoritisation of english schoolchildren is almost complete
Might just ascend beyond this mortal sphere and leave this doomed earth to the monkeys.
>>539835410I thought it already was.
2 year anniversary of the stabby stabbings in Southport.
>>539833713The Holocaust of the cokeheads! Let them die let them die!
>>539835271Neigh idea what you're on about
>>539835192he probably went over to take out some paki drug dealer
>>539835179gave up buying gold in decembercant afford to buy sovs any more and really wanted the new ones that don't have copper in em
>>539836341Gold is down on December pricesStock up whilst you can
>>539829686>y-y-y-ou want my whole foreskin
Just had an argument with a boomer who was ranting about how people who don't work are what's wrong with this country. I asked him what he did for a living and he replied "I've been retired and enjoying the fruits of my labour since 1971".
>>539830698slick queir
After spending a few hours lurking this general I don't think reducing immigration is going to solve any of you lot's problems, honestly I'd just an hero.
>>539836636shit it is i haven't been checking since then. still 700 odd quid for a sov is a lot, they were £400 delivered in 2024
>>539828750Are we sure he hasn't actually gone back in time with the arab slave trade? Pretty much entirely saying what happened except for wanting us to want to look like what, Indians? Africans?
>>539828750He'd create the Ottoman Empire?
>>539836785Did he start a great big successful business that he passed onto his son to run while he lives off a portion of the profits?Or is he a welfare queen?
>>539836288Still - it's taking work away from locals.
>>539830698>he danced across the room, homosexually
This new series of Rick and Morty is actually pretty good. Have they fired all the women writers or something? Did catch a few jokes about le patriarchy and anti-fascism though.
>>539837239Don't know. I said I needed the toilet and walked away. I was livid. I'm pretty sure he's a welfare Queen. Unbelievable. In their minds being retired is some sort of exhalted status when in reality they're just unemployed.
>>539837451that was 55 years ago, how fucking old was this guy?
>>539836636problem is when you come to sell it urgently, i had like 2oz of gold and needed the money for a deposit that i had to spend elsewhere you can go back to the company that sold it to you and be offered 12% under market spot price, pawn shops will be 17%? webuyanygold are offering 14% under market price right now. Who's going to buy privately for a couple fo grand.its not the best for fast conversion and you usually lose a years worth of growth it seems.
>Point scoring. The Norf. Telly. The telly. Yer mum on the telly. Point scoring the footy with yer mum on the telly. Social care in the norf. McCoys.
>>539837606your mum, in a pie, on the telly.footy.
Anon I'm here to install the RealFish© module on your smart sex srse
Oasis n that innit.
It's says you opted for the motorised sphincter at point of sale, we're offering a free firmware update with and paid add on modules, are you interested?
>>539837644Telly in your mum, footy pie. Chips.
Blobberdan facedoxx
>>539837844[head bobling intensifies]
>>539828997>All around me are familiar faces>Worn out places, worn out faces>Bright and early for the daily races>Going nowhere, going nowhere
>>539828569Reminder Josh got moved in to a hostel because he nonced a local kid and the locals chased him out.
Might have an imaginary fistfight. Gonna batter some cunts.
>>539838111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NmUcdptXsE
>>539838125God tier poon
>>539838125>>539838198She should model for a new sexarse
>>539836341yeah same, i like the coins and get at least one a year - its not really an investment thing, but does help me save - i just like the coinsso whilst i'm happy what i have has gone up, i don't feel it's wise to buy any at these prices
>>539838125Imagine the smell
no wonder he has to use a memeflag
>>539838167Remember to stretch and do a warm-up first.
>>539838325my position is there's a 3x minimum in btc over the next two years, there's also the possibility of a black swan event that sends it to the moon, been in crypto for 10+ years not interested in an argument, that's my opinion
