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>Grace and her hiking group embarked on a trail.

>About two miles in, she began experiencing severe heat exhaustion, vomiting, and diarrhea.

>The group waited for Search and Rescue. Rescuers from Yosemite Search and Rescue

>Too weak to walk back she was airlifted and extracted via helicopter

>Helicopter Bill costs a staggering 70K Us dollars

Was it her fault or could these happen to anyone?
Who's going to pay for the rescue? Taxpayers, insurance, her hiking group or herself?
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>>539830157
>actually fat retards are your equals and we need 70k
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>>539830157
She probably has insurance. It will pay for some of the bill.

What would you prefer? She die right there on the trail and be torn apart by coyotes day one. Creating a biohazard for other trail hikers?


At least she tried. That had to be one hell of a ride.
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>>539830157

Kek
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>>539830157
go to SE Asia if you don't want to see fat chicks again
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>>539830157
What completely enabling cunts saw this hambone and was like she's totally in shape and empowered for this hilly as fuck trail. Like walk her around a flat park first. One a second note, imagine the pungent stank coming from those thunder thighs as the air blast from the helicopter passes over.
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She should not have to pay it would set a dangerous precedent.

I off trail hike. I have almost died twice from misadventure. One time I slipped backwards down a hill and stopped on the edge of a cliff, one leg went under a log and one went over. I was pinned and had to just relax there for a good 20 minutes from the exhaustion of fighting as I slid down. The other time I drank what should have been clean water, crystal clear fast flowing over stones, seriously within 8 hours I was in the middle of the bush with no pants on, projectile shitting and vomiting at the same time why trying to force water into me through a filter. I did not have to press my emergency beacon for rescue but having it in those moments gave me a lot of comfort.

As soon as you set a precedent of billing for misadventure they will try to do it to everyone. Fuck that.
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>70K
That gotta be insurance scam
No way the helicopter ride is that expensive. Right?
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>>539830442
Yes
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>>539830481
This. I really doubt this was her idea. When it's this hot those trails are dangerous for experienced hikers.
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>>539830533
Their hourly rate starts at 120. The guy who repels can be on more than the pilot. It is extremely specialised work that requires multiple certifications.
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>>539830157
Give that chopper pilot a combat flight badge for hauling this land beast
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Imagine being so retardedly-American, that you can't find a way to make a simple helicopter trip cost less than seventy thousand dollars. What are burning in those engines, faggots? Diamonds?
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>>539830533
It is a scam. The industry isn't regulated. The companies that run those helicopter rescue services can charge whatever they want.

That's why there is secondary insurance like MASA in the U.S. that pays for air ambulance. A lot of boomers have it for such cases. Even just a ride from a hospital to another can be that expensive or more depending on what the EMT have to do on the ride to the other hospital.
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>>539830157
Her fault for being out of shape.
Know your limits, simple as.
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>>539830657
It's also an unregulated industry so they jack the prices up.
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>>539830717
Dont you remember when our cops were looking for dezi? They were costing about 5 thousand dollars per hour. Per HOUR.
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>>539830157
Should have been left to die.
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>>539830497
>>539830442
>At least she tried

Why do people who never exercise go immediately to doing some shit like this?

Why not just walk around the block? Go pick up the mail? Go to the gym?

Why LARP as a fucking experienced hiker when you are 300 pounds?
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>>539830442
The whole airflight was probably unnecessary.
She could have just walked back given enough recovery time.
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>>539830846
I did not say at least she tried. I said if you allow those fucking companies to bill a person for misadventure they will try to do it to everyone.
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>>539830157
Typical tee hee moment.
I am confident she learned nothing from the situation.

People ACTUALLY want a system where she does not have to pay for this.
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>>539830802
There's a slight difference between a bunch of cops who Dezi should have shot dead along with the initial ones, and a helicopter burning simple helicopter fuel, with simple helicopter operators who aren't coated in diamonds, anon.
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>>539830846
Probably her friend group convincing her to go. Women aren't the brightest bunch in general..
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>>539830399
0% chance this happens to virgin women and those who marry once (that's called "sexual commerce" for the retards who lost touch with their own language) to a man within their own race
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>>539830533
She adds a lot of weight onto that helicopter, it's very dangerous to fly a helicopter that's carrying that kind of load.
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>>539830729
>The industry isn't regulated.
Oh fuck off gay retard government jew shill kike fuck
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>>539830846
The whole reason they are obese to begin with is because they dont have even a basic understanding of how fitness works.
You will get 500lb people who dont understand why they are fat, because they only eat like 300 calories per meal, meanwhile not realize they snack like 6000 calories per day in just absent minded grazing.
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>>539830910
I was talking about the helicopters. Just for the chopper and the pilot was 5k an hour. No guy repelling. And it's the cops so no liability insurance and other stupid insurances for operating inside a national park etc.

Helicopters are way more expensive than you think.
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>>539830533
>That gotta be insurance scam
As always with the way of the talmudists.
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>>539830956
Damn I forgot about this lol
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>>539830157
Why not take a 2 mile walk in your own neighborhood to test if you can pull it off? Retarded.
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>>539830157
Lol. Many such goyses
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>>539831008
No Instagram photo ops there
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>>539830871
I don't know her condition and the other environmental factors.

She could have developed a dangerous heart arrhythmia or something that prevented here walking out.

Needless to say, she is probably going to be stuck with a massive bill. Even if insurance covers some of it.

That's why they have secondary insurance now in the U.S. to pay for ambulance costs.

It's crazy you have to have TWO health insurance polices now to pay out.
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>>539830846
They are dumb as fuck, that is why they are that fat to begin with.
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>>539830533
you ever tried removing an object the size of a truck off a remote trail? shit is hard and expensive. now imagine sticking that truck on a helicopter ride.
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Do Americans not have the prepaid plans with the emergency beacon? You actually have to go through insurance to pay for a rescue helicopter wtf? I just pay my annual fee and if I press the button the helicopter comes to save me.
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>>539830157
I am an avid hiker. I've climbed a decent number of mountains that aren't totally insane for a poorfag. Most recently I summited Mount Blackburn. Having blogged about myself, I don't think there should be any public rescue services for these sorts of emergencies. Make the fats and the daredevils pay some turbo premium rescue service fee like the Trauma Team to come get them, and let the normal responders not worry about a landwhale asphyxiating due to poor preparation. Otherwise, let them die and feed the ants.
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>>539831008
Good way to get the cops called on you, caught in a driveby shooting, or hit by a boomer in an SUV because there's no sidewalks
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>>539830955
Most the companies are probably owned by Jews and Jews benefit the most from deregulations.

Look at Trumps kike ass. Lol

Just constantly deregulating everything for them and acting like he's a libertarian for the people.

Shut the fuckup. Regulations for thee but not for me...
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this was actually covered a bit in my EMT class, profs brought up that we really do need to consider the costs of ambulance trips and especially medflight as they can be upwards of 100k. its objectively a hard call since you want to give people the best care possible without saddling them with a huge billl.

the rescue team probly just saw a big bitch having heat stroke and were like 'oh yeah shes not hobbling back'
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>>539830442
>What would you prefer? She die right there on the trail and be torn apart by coyotes day one.
Hell yeah brother
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>>539831124
Ambulance and helicopter rides in the U.S are so expenseive that you need a secondary policy to pay for them. Most insurance won't cover it all if any.

They are run by third party contractors that aren't assocated with medical facilities and charge out the ass.

The medical industry in the U.S. is almost completely for profit private industry now and they try to charge the most they can EVERY SINGLE TIME and republicans cheer for it.
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>>539831153
Its just a sick broken mind that things "regulation" gets any of the things you want.
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>>539830157
>, and diarrhea.
She shat herself, lol.
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>>539830846
they have to proove they can do anything skinnies can. And for decades now culture has told them that as well.
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>>539831345
Yeah, because deregulation is working great. The only deregulation that happen now only benefit rich jews embedded in the government.

Regulation is bad when you have a society of honest Europeans.

Regulation is needed when jews control everything.
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were they filming a fucking documentary or what? could have just gone to the park, but now the whole world will know her as the diarrhea hiking girl.
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>can you believe this shit
>350lbs this bitch weighs
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>>539831144
>I summited Mount Blackburn
Wow, that's pretty cool anon
Congrats!
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>>539831485
You are just speaking in feminized platitudes.
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>>539831153
>the companies are probably owned by Jews and Jews benefit the most from deregulations.
Literally kikepilled propoganda points. Die in fire jewboy
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>>539830157
I'm peeing up my own rear,
So they really owe me one.
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>>539831485
>its good when jews with coercive power tell us what to do :^}
Kill yourself twice
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>>539831620
you are a jew.
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>>539830157
I took my buddy and his obese girlfriend hiking one time.
I knew it was going to go badly when she mentioned she powdered and greased her thighs to prevent chafing.
We got passed by a one legged man with a fake leg below the knee.
And near the top she started saying she couldn't go on and demanding a rescue helicopter.
For real.
I left them at the top and hiked down to my car and waited 5 hours until well after dark for them to finally make it down.
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>>539830481
I ran a hiking and backpacking MeetUp group for a few years. We had around 125 members. We had the same type of problem, but as my group leaned more toward more strenuous, higher demand hikes, it was usually older men who far overestimated their own ability.

Just to be clear, I’m not equating them or their performance to this wildebeest. Older guys were the majority of people who simply delayed the group. The only two times we had people drop out mid hike were both fat women (though not that god damn fat).

None required a helicopter. The worst was one suffering from heat exhaustion who had to be rescued via ATV (luckily we were on a part of the trail that was accessible).

Pic rel had to be rescued on her PCT thruhike recently. She thinks it was an infection from dirty drinking water, but I think it was altitude sickness.
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>>539830157
She had heat exhaustion and they wrapped her in an emergency blanket?
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>>539830157
obese "people" should be used as fuel and compost
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Imagine the carnage if that boulder roll down the hill.
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>>539830157
Europeans would want the public to pay for that fattie's $70k airlift lmao
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>>539830442
>She die right there on the trail and be torn apart by coyotes day one. Creating a biohazard for other trail hikers?
Just push the blob over the edge of a cliff.
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she's fat, she should have to pay a fat tax for everything she does because it inconveniences others. she's hording resources. notice lefties hate billionaires for hording wealth? well i hate fat people for hording calories.
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>>539831838
>it was usually older men who far overestimated their own ability.

Like how old?
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>>539830157
Sent this to my autistic buddy who loves ssbbws. Gonna wait for his reply, and respond with, "Why didn't they just drop her off at your house??" lel
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>>539830157
Sounds accurate. I had a 60k med flight when I almost killed myself
Medicaid paid for it
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>>539830157
How do you not turn back after a mile if you are that obese?
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>>539831812
>only Jews don't want to give more centralized power to (((the government)))
Yea fuck off kiketard
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>>539830157
It was her fat assed fault. Should have left to feed the buzzards.
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>>539830157
What the hell was she doing hiking if she can't walk two miles?
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>>539830533
If you buy a million dollar helicopter, rent a hanger, hire a team to maintain it, hire a pilot, copilot, loadmaster who is also a registered nurse, pay the $500/ hour operating cost, go find and pay for helicopter insurance, FAA certifications and licenses and charge $60,000 for a half day of flight time then you should do it.
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>>539830157
at least she tried.
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>>539830157
>arguing her physical
I’m amazed everytime how people can ignore the truth before their eyes. You have a landwhale that is massively obese and barely can walk a mile and there are retards that will genuinely say shit like this
>well actually this has nothing to do with her physical size. You are being fat phobic
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>>539832001
Medicaid probably told them they would only pay the actual cost of the flight and a small profit.

These ambulance companies are unregulated and charge insane amounts when they can. Unnecessary usually. Same for the ambulance rides.

A five mile ride in an ambulance is like 5K in the U.S.
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>>539830157
she deserves it. fat fuck put people in danger for no reason she cant even walk 2 steps
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>>539830846
this bitch is a kike, isnt she
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>>539830157
HAHAHAH that is peak yassss girlllll powerrrr.

it's been like 15 years of women normalizing spandex ass tight athletic wear in public

this female hive mind of collective stupidity makes fat (fattttt) girls think it's ok to wear spandex.

this fake athletic female mindset also encourages fucking hambeast landwhales to hike deep into yosemite.

she could have just got a treadmill, or walked around the block. but no, she had to risk giving her body to the forest and wolves to feed on.

what a fucking whale.

i bet the heli pilot laughed when he picked her up and he felt the weight.

>"holy shit that's a hugeeeee bitch!"
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>>539832250
STOP THINKING LOGICALLY!
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>>539832250
They can charge whatever they want currently. Of course if they started going overboard with it, there will be regulations put in place eventually.

They seemed to have reached that point. I understand they have to be profitable but they've really gone off the rails recently. Especially for regular Ambulance rides.
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>>539832403
Vasque
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>>539832327
>A five mile ride in an ambulance is like 5K in the U.S.

No its fucking not. Sick of you all making up bullshit to sway low info people.
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>>539831868
no one is that fat here tardo
and if you did come you'd have to pay
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>>539830442
She was 2 miles in bro. Stupid bitch could have walked back after she sat her fat ass down for however long it takes for her fat ass body to recover
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why not start by Hosing that land whale?
cold water just like stranded beach whales?
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>>539830157
>lard ass retard
>hikes 2 miles
>starts melting into a pool of grease
>shits herself
KEK
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>>539832518
How much is it then? I looked and it was around that price for uninsured.
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>>539831868
Very few fatties and the ones we have wouldn't be deluded enough to try hiking.
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I hate exhaustion, normally after finishing my routine i feel great and energized, but when i went hiking at the end no amount of resting or breathing makes the tired go away, and any little jog gasses you out, you can feel the damage you did to your body.
It made me realize why marathon runners and blue collar tards have such fucked up physiques, regular exhaustion destroys your body
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>>539830442
>Q:What would you prefer?
>A: She die right there on the trail
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>>539831263
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>>539830157
Why didnt they just roll her back down?
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>>539830533
they burned $50k in gas lifting her fatass up
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>>539830533
i was flown throw multiple countries to get to brooke army medical center all while medically induced in a coma, then courtmartialled/discharged about 4 months later, DOD charged me a half million for the flight and intensive care stay but put the tab on my brothers social security number.

since me and my brothers didn't have a social security number till i was like 10, my older brother 13 and my younger brother 8. because of that all of our SS#'s are sequential so they put the bill on the wrong account.
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>>539830157
I'm surprised that helicopter was able to pick her up.
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>>539831838
>yaaa slayyy girllll this is me showing my tits in pink in my pinky vlogggggg slayyyyy i'm on the Pacific Crest Trail smash that like button slayyyyy gorlllls look at my pink i'm so pink give me likes i'm so natural i love nature guys i come out to the middle of nowhere to vlog myself i'm a hippie i'm earthy and i'm looking for a rich millionaire thanks
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>>539832936
A ZOGbot and an illegal beaner, gross.
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>>539830399
How did that happen??
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>>539830157
>2 miles
This fat bitch should get double. WTF is that? Did this obese cow not bring water? And 2 miles? Nigger just walk back downhill. It's like 25 minutes of walking.
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>>539832597
No one wanted to waste their water on her. She was essentially determined to be expendable by the group. It was all done subconsciously because everyone hates fat people.
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>>539830157
On one hand it's good that a fatty tried to exercise and maybe lose some weight but on the other hand what kind of idiot makes a random trail hike their first physical activity of the decade after fattening themselves like that
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Everyone in this thread is so surprised that she got exhausted after a mere 2 miles and collapsed. Im kind of impressed no lie. Shes carried over 100 pounds of fat uphill for that far. Carrying a rucksack even with 50 pounds gets me tired as hell these days especially if it's all uphill for hours.
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>>539830157
MAN THE HARPOONS!
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>>539830533
as if a pack of coyotes could eat all of that
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Meanwhile here in Europe you get fucked up, hurt yourself and the hospital won't even check your blood for intoxication. I mean... We deserve it after paying every fucking month for this luxury.
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pretty sure S&R is free in most of the country. it is in the 2 counties i bothered to check. why would they discourage people to ask for help when it's a life or death scenario?
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Maybe if you are an obese land whale keep practicing at home before venturing in the wild ffs
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>>539831957
Middle aged, generally over 35. Going straight from the couch to 12 mile days isn’t a good idea. When you’re 25, no problem, even if you’re fat. But by 35 it’s a lot harder to just “push on.” Again, it wasn’t so bad that they collapsed or uad to be rescued. It was just a big struggle for some of them.

>>539833014
You ready to have an aneurysm? She funded her hike with OnlyFans! Reeeeeee!
She really is thru hiking though. Outside of the pick me attention whore vibe, her aesthetic is top notch. It’s refreshing to see. Generally girls in the outdoors are just using a feminized version of a male look: muted colors or earth tones, no make up, unkempt hair, and so on. Sure, Tomboys are cute. But in the world of recreational backpacking it’s very commonplace. What isn’t common are cute girly blondes wearing all pink who are actually hiking (not just pulling to the side of the road for pictures).
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>>539830442
>What would you prefer? She die right there on the trail and be torn apart by coyotes day one. Creating a biohazard for other trail hikers?
Yes. A fatty morsel like that wouldn't have a trace left of it within a few days.
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>>539830399
>She's kind of cute. I bet she grows up to be a stunner.
>BLAAAAAAARGHHTTHPPPTTT
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>>539830157
>walk 2 miles
>nearly die
do amerifats really?
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>>539830157
her muscles spazzed because this is a fuking landwhale holy shit.
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>>539830157
>hiking 2 miles
If you can't walk for 2 miles there's something seriously wrong with your health, but they'll keep banging on about "healthy at any size!"
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>>539834136
my lardass sister is "healthy at any size" and can't make it up the stairs to discipline her child.
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>>539830157
> Helicopter Bill costs a staggering 70K Us dollars
I only hope that she won't find stupid sponsors and has to pay off every cent by herself, ideally starving in the process because she can no longer afford processed foods.
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>>539833015
lol alot of whites don't like the government, and tens of millions of children in the 80's didn't get their SS#'s till after 5yo. my dad didn't get one till he registered for the draft in the late 60's
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>>539834295
our economy pumps out the processed slop so cheap that it's free. she's going to shovel her face till her body stops moving.
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>>539830477
I've seen a few fat pinays running around in the Philippines. They are rare though.
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>>539832936
i for one love how much my country takes care of veterans
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>>539830824
Leave the stragglers behind
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>>539833015
dumb ass fucking jeet

>during the late 1980s, specifically rolling out around 1987 through the Enumeration at Birth program. This system allowed parents to request a number for a newborn directly at the hospital during birth registration.
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>>539830157
I'm shocked they make yoga pants that large.
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>>539830533
My dad was recovering from a broken hip when his gallbladder went. They couldn't do the surgery there so they air-lifted him by helicopter to a nearby city. He died about a year later. Shortly after that I, being the next of kin, got a bill for $100,000. A HUNDRED THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLAR ride to the next city leveraged against his meagre estate. Thank God the VA covered it EVENTUALLY. It's really that outrageous.
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>>539834000
I'm 39 and hiked a couple of mountains this year with zero problems. However I did do a fuckton of training beforehand. One of the guides told me to slow down for the others.
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>>539834505
the first step in manufacturing them is stitching together multiple semi truck innertubes
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>>539830846
those bottle caps are so fucking retarded.
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>>539834425
I teach you the Overman!
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>>539830157
>diarrhea
Imagine the smell.
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>>539830497
if you hike, climb or backpack without rescue insurance you are a fucking idiot. Its less than $200 a year, cheaper than the sat phone you should also have. "Emergency Beacons" are bullshit, you need to be able to talk and coordinate if something bad actually happens. Also allows you to help other people and not be involved in their bullshit afterwards, hand them the phone, don't talk on it. Or just put all your assets in a trust and say fuck it we ball yolo
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>>539830956

Poor Ray. Imagine going from Goodfellas to Operation Dumbo Drop in 5 years.
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Taking your cow on a 2 mile hike is abuse. She should be placed into protective custody.
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>>539830157
I hope that she sues under ADA discrimination and demands that handicapped accessible trails be installed alongside normal trails and that it actually gets green-lit so that people finally wake up to how retarded fat apologists are.
>2 miles
Jesus Christ.
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>>539830157
In the end we all have to pay that helicopter bill it's all just a matter semantics.
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>>539831838
I want to sniff the seat of her lululemons. musky
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>>539830533
Anything that involves specialist is a scam
But you don’t have a choice
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>>539830157
Shame she didnt die.
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>>539834643
I've always been of the opinion that yoga pants were a privilege, not a right. There must be some kind of secret society that produces the things for ham planets, cuz no hot girl is going to torture society this way.
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>>539830399
>all those self harm scars and extra pounds, smoking
how does this happen ? how did her schoolfriend not notice that her friend got molested ?
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>>539834649
you can open the bottle with one hand without risking to lose or having to keep the bottlecap in the same hand while you are making a selfie with your shartphone in the other hand
that seems convenient ?
also what if you lose the cap or drop it into dirt but you want to drink the drink later but your cap is full or dirt ?
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>>539834921
it looked like it was a fun movie to make though.
and it would be cool to work with danny glover and dennis leary.
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>>539835601
>thats not how we do it in
geez
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>>539830533
My daughter's life flight was $250k. One thing that you Euros don't seem to understand is that you can just not pay, eventually they write it off.

It is a scam, but not in the way you think. Hospitals charge exhorbitant amounts and at the end of every fiscal year they write off enough as "compassionate care" to maintain their tax exempt status. Only suckers pay hospital bills.
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>>539830157
>>539830157
>two miles
>heat exhaustion
>vomiting
>diarhea
Imagine a diet of hyperprocessed slop coated in industrial waste, that's so vile and hazardous that your fat tissue consists of nothing but poison and, when burned, will collapse your liver and kidney function in record time, unless you're immediately stabilized with fluids.
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>>539830157
meanwhile men hike 10 miles to avoid the bill
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>>539834912
you make a good point about getting rescue insurance and a sat phone. I think I really need to get them.
I go hunting, hiking, and camping a lot.
I've gone on a few solo back country hunting trips where it would have been really bad if something had happened. all I usually have is a baofeng and a cell phone.
I almost got tagged by a rattlesnake one time and I've had a few bad falls and injuries.
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>>539835767
This. The hiking group should foot the bill because non one was brave enough to tell her she was too fat ass for that kind of hike
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>>539835956
Even if everything goes great, eventually you come across a whale dying, or some old guy with a broken ankle hopping along leaning on his wife. Even just being able to call the police and have a normal ambulance waiting for them at the trailhead can take a total panic situation into just another tuesday. Had that happen more than once. I had mine through loyd's of london, was like $15/month also covered travel to and from the trips, and they didn't make me report trips or some bullshit like that.
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>>539832936
Wait, DOD charges you when you get injured in the military?
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>>539830157
This is exactly why healthcare is ridiculously expensive in the US.
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In Sweden they gly out, examine and decide wether it's an emergency or your own fault. If it's your own fault you'll get a bill. A bill for the actual cost so maybe 10k usd for the example in op. Everything done by government and private money together.
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>>539835470
Assume molestation until proven otherwise because its usually the reason why
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>>539830157

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/27/montana-man-hikes-10-miles-fall-trekking-pole

this guy fell and got his trekking pole stuck through his body on granite peak in Montana.
he then hiked 6 miles back to the trail head with the pole still through his body. and then drove to the hospital.

this is how you deal with an injury.
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>>539836129
you make a good point about that. I think I'm going to look into getting a sat phone.
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>>539830157
>she was airlifted and extracted via helicopter
Is the helicopter engine ok?
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>>539830497
>I was in the middle of the bush with no pants on
How is this noteworthy?
Honestly, naked hiking (socks, boots, hat, backpack only) is fucking amazing depending on time of year and if few bugs.
100% Would recommend.
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>>539830533
Here is a site with price guides for helicopter tours worldwide. Notice Mount Everest base camp is a 4-5 hours trip and it costs less than 10% of this scam if you rent the entire helicopter just for yourself.
https://helicopterthrills.com/blog/helicopter-tour-prices/
>>539830993
>>539832250
It's not 5k an hour. It's far less than that. Even with a emt cert and a coil of rope it's less than that.
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>>539831048
>i don't know her condition
you don't need to have completed a residency at johns hopkins to see she's morbidly obese
you don't need eight years of med school to understand that obesity + strenuous activity = problems
>She could have developed a dangerous heart arrhythmia or something that prevented here walking out.
doubtful
she was clearly "healthy" enough to consider the trail in the first place, and while a sudden arrhythmia isn't impossible, it would 100% have been related to her obesity rather than a steep hike on a hot day
tl;dr: she did it to herself and deserves every penny of that bill. some dude impaled himself and hiked down an entire mountain to avoid paying that bill. fuck her.
>>539831853
counterpoint: imagine the smell
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>>539830626
>I really doubt this was her idea.
People deny their actual physical capabilities and fitness all the time. Especially female fatties. They don't want to admit they've let themselves go.

>They
<shamefully looks down at floor>
>We
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>>539831153
>Most the companies are probably owned by Jews and Jews benefit the most from deregulations.
>Look at Trumps kike ass. Lol
>Just constantly deregulating everything for them and acting like he's a libertarian for the people.
>Shut the fuckup. Regulations for thee but not for me...
reddit spacing, and found a way to make it about Trump
(they're not sending their best, are they)
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>>539836514
look at what sailboaters are using, their shit is normally cheaper and more capable than hiking shit since they are all on fixed income and not tech bro yuppies. They are a touch heavier (like talking oz.'s nothing huge). Buy a used phone, should be less than $200, do that after shopping around for a low low minute plan. Something like $20-30/month is possible. Also they have plans you can turn on and off and pay by day but thats a bitch.
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>>539836635
so rent one, use it for emergency rescue, charge full price and pocket the difference
what's the matter? afraid of profit?
>im too honest for that
so rent it and bill people at cost so you can be a hero twice
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>>539830157
Insurance should cover it, but charge a hefty fat cunt surcharge in cases like this. Also make the local rangers put up signs that fatties aren't allow beyond this point.
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>>539835601
I have never having to keep the bottlecap in the same hand while you are making a selfie with your shartphone in the other hand.

I'm not a clumsy child that drops my cap in the dirt.
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>>539830157
I love burgers, I swear evacuating lardasses by a fucking helicopter is hilarious
all those contraptions that keep fatties alive and even more fatter are comedy gold, fucking south park stuff jesus
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>>539830442
>She probably has insurance
The helicopter operator is probably out of network
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>>539830399
would

https://youtu.be/qGXAKYAk35I
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>>539836635
>comparing a non medical flight in the country with the lowest IQ to a first world flight with medical staff.

If you are dumb enough to get in a helicopter flown by the lowest Nepalese bidder, you are really fuckin dumb
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>>539836129
I do bike camping a lot and there's always a lot of older peole riding and walking the trail. I have come across a few people that needed help and there isn't cell coverage and had to ride ahead or back for help or cell service.
being able to call anywhere would be awesome.
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>>539830157
>About two miles in, she began experiencing severe heat exhaustion, vomiting, and diarrhea
Do amerimutts really?
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>>539830157
National Parks worldwide need to install skinny doors and concrete posts at trail heads to disqualify overconfident fatties. If theme parks can do it for ride heights then it's perfectly legal and non discriminatory.
Fat bitch chose the bear, and the bear can keep her.
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Make the group pay. It is NOT the heavy girl's fault that the trail is inaccessible by truck. The park should pay to make the entire trail ADA compliant so that everyone can enjoy it, regardless of their able-body status
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>>539830991
Yeah, thats my mother-in-law. She is like 300lbs, she yells and complains and says she doesn't understand because she hardly eats... She guzzles down wine and orders food every damn day, and picks at it all day long. Eating 500 calories is stupid easy, burning 500 calories? Hahaha.
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>>539837297
yeah unless you are just bushwhacking through BLM land, anyone doing anykind of trails regularly will see it over and over and over again. I got my phone for long long backpacking trips. Only ended up using it when I was hiking in somewhere to go fishing or wading to throw some flys. You always have line of sight to the sky, even a mile into a canyon can mean no towers in LOS
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>>539834505
>I'm shocked they make yoga pants that large.
that is disturbing, anon.
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>>539831263
>June 28th 1993
This was filmed on a friday
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>>539830157
Fat people are lazy losers. The fact that it didn't even have the decency to walk back down. Just shat there and made it everyone else's problem, not knowing it would be charged $70k for an airlift back down. My fatass friend did this exact thing, except he at least broke his ankle but was too fat to be carried back down by 4 other grown men. It was the same cost too, 70k plus like 10k for the ambulance ride after because they didn't even take him straight to the hospital (probably because they know they can double dip and charge him twice by throwing him onto the ambulance).
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>>539836969
thanks for the info. I have seen used ones for good prices too. I don't need anything high tech. it just needs it to work.
I'm a poorfag so I'll be doing the cheapest option.
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>>539830657
This. It's extremely specialized and dangerous. You don't just hop in a chopper and start dangling ropes
>t. Fire and end 15+ years
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$50,000 for strapping the harness onto the obese bitch who has been shitting herself.
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>>539830685
>participation trophies
Gay. I've been shot at in the back of a Chinook, watched the chaff eat an RPG. One of the coolest things I've seen IRL
>t. Also a former ZOGbot
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>>539830442
>What would you prefer? She die right there on the trail and be torn apart by coyotes day one. Creating a biohazard for other trail hikers?
Wtf are you yammering about? It wouldn't be a biohazard. They would be cleaning up the mess.
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>>539834649
>those bottle caps are so fucking retarded.
you know something, anon. noticing the bottle cap in that particular image is problematic. it means you are gay. not prancing and sniggering gay, I mean Versace on poppers, that kind of gay. The sort of gay that might make even Liberace himself, appear somewhat masculine by contrast to exactly how gay you really are.
>
TL;DR
I had to go back and look what was off about the bottle cap, because I'm straight
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>>539837760
Like sling loading a Humvee
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>>539837739
Fire and EMS*
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>>539837738
some phones only hook into some networks. Look at the networks first, lock in something, then buy a used one. don't just buy a cheap phone and get fucked over.
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>>539837277
Site has prices around the world including US tours and pilots ya kike. $70k is an insurance scam anyway you look at it. Sky pirates have more shame than these people.
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>>539834921
>Poor Ray. Imagine going from Goodfellas to Operation Dumbo Drop in 5 years.
every big career will always have these "that movie?" moments you can pick out. yeah, some of them are funny. Example, the main guy from BreakingBad? He was once "Shredder" in an early live action TeenageMutantNinjaTurtle movie. Hard to believe JohnWick himself was in BillAndTed'sExcellentAdventure
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>>539830497
>The other time I drank what should have been clean water, crystal clear fast flowing over stones

Really, really stupid drinking water before treating or filtering it.
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>>539835028
>I hope that she sues under ADA discrimination and demands that handicapped accessible trails be installed alongside normal trails and that it actually gets green-lit so that people finally wake up to how retarded fat apologists are.
>>2 miles
>Jesus Christ.
I wanna laugh (and I do, trust me) and I also realize in real life, I can't be cruel. But... if I'm walking up a *mountain* and I get fatigued. Any moment I turn back, its all downhill, right? Downhill feels sexy when you quit going uphill.
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>>539830533
>No way the helicopter ride is that expensive. Right?
Not a chance. Helicopters are notorious for heavy maintenance but assume only 100 working trips a year. 2 a week on average. $7 million revenue a year. The airframe won't come to that. Private jets cost in the $20 million range, and even those have at most $2 million operating costs. The ROI on the revenues from $70K trips would beyond insane. This is simple extortion and embezzlement rolled into an institution.
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>>539837760
It would have been cheaper to hire a 4x4 wrecker that pulls out stuck jeeps from the middle of nowhere
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>>539830497
You sound like a fucking idiot and you should be charged if you waste people's time. SOMEONE has to pay for the resources you stupid commie.
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>>539835386
>cuz no hot girl is going to torture society this way.
ngmi, anon.
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>>539838206
Thats money that could have gone to Israel!
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>>539832250
Never underestimate an American's ability to suck the dick of the guy ripping him off
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>>539837846
I saw the whore. she looks retarded as well.
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>>539837873
it's definitely something I'll be doing a lot of research on before I commit to anything.
it's lifesaving equipment. I want to make sure it will work when I need it to.
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>>539838374
A swedish cuckold with a fascination about dudes suckin dude cock

Crazy
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>>539830157
I'm surprised that boulder didn't crack apart from her fat ass, let alone the helicopter didn't crash, look that size of her hips and gut lmao
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>>539838883
your cheapest option is just a new iphone with sat texting enabled and a friend on standby to relay any info you text on a normal cell phone honestly.
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>>539831370
Healthy at any size, anon. Stop being a fatphobic bigot.
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What race was she?
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>>539830497
>goes on about his own misadventures
>didnt need rescue
>got himself out
>but im glad my emergency beacon was there
Sounds like theme park gay baby shit lmfao. If you can call for help at all I struggle to call that a real adventure.
I carried an avalanche beacon when I went on adventures. It wasnt there to save my life, or call for help. It was just there to make recovering my body easier if I got fucked. It was nice to see the signs warning you that no rescue would come and that you were on your own at the beginning of the trails. Skulls and crossbones put things into perspective. People take greater risks if they think someone is there to save them. Thats just plain dangerous. I did many things on my snowboard in bounds that I would never dream of doing in the backcountry because I knew if I fucked up ski patrol would save me.
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>>539830157
If you buy a fishing license it covers you for helicopter rescue costs. Like insurance.
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>>539830157
Wait, she got in there just fine, walking uphill I presume. She couldn't take a breather and walk out? Had to be fucking helicopter lifted out of there? She couldn't lay down for a bit, drink some fluids, and cool off before heading home? LOL. Fucking clown world.
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>>539830157
If that happened here the bill would be $0. And I'd have to pay for part of it. Good on Americans for not paying, those chopper guys are greedy kikes though
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>>539830497
>only a small percentage of humans choose to engage in a specific activity
>EVERYONE should have to pay
No, fuck off.

Your misadventure, your bill.
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>>539831485
We're super ultra turbo giga regulated anon. Everything is.
Rich people love regulation, who do you think writes it and for whos benefit?
Can you even name a politician you 100% trust?
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Fat door at every national park trailhead. Fatties can walk around the RV campsite and take the bus tours only.
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why didnt they just kill the fat bitch
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>>539830399
Always look at her mother
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>>539831910
>she should have to pay a fat tax
It'd be pretty cool if there was an additional surcharge on every purchase, especially food, based on a person's weight. Or BMI.
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>>539839494
There should be a sign posted at the start.
"Park Ranger Mike says, "If you walk past this sign you are dead to me."
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>>539839130
I'd rather be eaten by coyotes than have an I-phone.
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>>539830157
>About two miles in
into salami. Learn non-reddit spacing btw, that shit caption on the video was bad enough.
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>>539837739
how many fat cunts and terminally fags/niggers you unleashed upon the rest of us?
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>>539830157
>imagine anything happening to you anywhere and you survive then you are in debt to your rescuers jewish handlers the rest of your life.
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>>539839924
I'm on grapheneOS. Most andriods only allow "emergency texting", which is really not better than your beacon. They will just read the text and coordinates, totally blow it out of proportion and the responding agency will never see what you wrote.
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>>539830533
it puttered smoke everywhere
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>>539830442
Lol idk sounds like she got delirious. She would’ve been fine after an hour or so if she just rode it out. If she couldn’t survive that she shouldn’t have gotten the vax.
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>>539830157
>>About two miles in, she began experiencing severe heat exhaustion, vomiting, and diarrhea.
was it from physical excercise or jeet virus?
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>>539831838
What's the deal with your picrel doe. Do you believe her? About her entire adventure I mean.
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>>539831968
Lmfao youre both dirty fucks haha
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>>539830157
Search and rescue gets paid whether they are pulling some fat pig off a mountain or sitting in their aircondition station drinking starbucks.

The only additional expenditure was for fuel in the helo, but even that is debatable because the pilot probably needed some flight time.
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>>539840244
I'll just get a decent satellite phone with good coverage to take with me.
and rescue insurance.
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>>539830846
Im 6'5 340 lbs and am able to hike/river walk 15-20 miles without dying kek. Im obviously obese and out of shape, idk how people like this get to a point where they can't walk 2 miles. I was in good shape and very athletic when I was younger, maybe that's what it is. These people have been obese pigs since they were 5
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>>539830442
>She probably has insurance
Once you said that health insurance companies always try to refuse compensation, and you need Luigis to give them a lesson.
And now you say that they give fat retards 2-mile helicopter rides because they got diarrhea?
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>>539836178
notice he mentioned that he was courtmartialed in his story so, he probably did something heinous that injured himself, and probably severely damaged equipment or wounded someone else. think like, playing with a grenade and setting it off levels of heinous and you are probably in the ballpark of what he did
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Toxic positivism.
Her "friends" cheered her on and brought her with them on the hike.
You can do it!
Even though you weigh 200 kilos, you go girl!
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>be american
>walk 2 miles
>start shitting yourself and vomiting
>need to be airlifted like a fucking cow off to a jewish hospital
pfft ahahahahaha
OOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE
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>>539837307
>Do amerimutts really?

Yes.
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only two miles in?
i had this happen to me and my brother, but it was the hottest day of the year, the mountain had a wildfire the year before so there was no shade, we ran out of liquids and just barely made it back to the car, 11 miles total
one thing they dont tell you is all the mucous membranes on the roof of your mouth dry out so drinking and eating is like glass daggers afterwards
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>>539830157
>severe heat exhaustion, vomiting, and diarrhea.
>and diarrhea
Bruh
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>>539841788
>That diabetic bruising/edema swelling on the leg
God damn bro. This guy's dead now right?
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They hyped up this whale into thinking she could hike while weighing in at 200 kilos.
Didn't you guys see the video of them being all giddy before heading out?
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>>539842226
>God damn bro. This guy's dead now right?
Ive heard it said recently, he is, RIP if true.
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>>539830846
This gigablob isn't 300lbs anon. At least 450 desu.
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>>539830157
Fucking do-gooders interfering with Darwinism.
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>>539831868
>grok, show me a obesity map of EU vs jewSA
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>>539836239
Good advice.
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>>539830533
idk have you seen gas prices these days
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>>539830157
Generally speaking, hiking is an "urban adventurer" outing. I don't hate it- it is fun occassionally... but it should not be confused with actual outdoor activities.
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>>539830481
The rest of her friend group in the viral video is also fat. One of the fatties has a boyfriend and he was the only person in shape out of the group
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>>539830442
>What would you prefer? She die right there on the trail and be torn apart by coyotes day one
Yes
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>>539830157
>could these happen to anyone?
could happen to any fatass who thinks they can hike more than 2 minutes
>Who's going to pay for the rescue?
no one, so your taxes will pay for it
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>>539830497
>She should not have to pay it would set a dangerous precedent
California is charges for helicopter rescue because otherwise every special snowflake requests a free airlift. Better states with better quality humans always do SAR for free.
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She went on a hike in yosemite and never did a practice hike up to at least 2 miles?
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>>539839534
FUCK SAKES
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>>539830442
>What would you prefer? She die right there on the trail and be torn apart by coyotes day one.
yes
>Creating a biohazard for other trail hikers?
you mean whores taking pictures to pretend they have a hobby? they can die too
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>>539830442
Those poor coyotes would probably all suffer clogged arteries after that
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>>539830533
An ambulance ride is like 30k
Why do you think Americans want universal healthcare so badly?
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What a fat fucking heifer, she needs to be in a barn and fed cow corn until fall then sent to the butcher for processing and the meat sent to Africa to feed a village in need. This is what we need to start doing in 2026
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>>539834912
Rescue insurance? You faggot ass Americans have insurance for everything.
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>>539830157
does she have onlyfans or anything? i love women built like that
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>>539830157
>Was it her fault?
Simply look at her, Anon. Of course it's her fault. I'm a disgusting 6'3" 320lb piece of shit and know what my limits are. My deficiencies should not be anyone else's problem
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>>539830157
Imagine being so fat that walking just two miles leaves your body in such shambles that you need to be extracted via helicopter after puking and shitting yourself. Imagine being so retarded that you thought your 400lb ass could go hiking.
>Healthy at any size
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>>539830533
>70K
Nah, most are over $100,000.00
>t. Paramedic
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>>539843368
Retard. Africans need to starve to death so White people have a new location for our ethnostate.
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>>539843324
>30k for ambulance ride
lol wat?
>Assuming it is a 30 minutes ride.
>Assuming the paramedics are paid 50$/hour (which is way over their actual pay)
>Assuming there is two paramedics
>Assuming they do not give you any drug (we are talking about the ambulance ride, not medicine)
>Assuming they go at 120 km/h
Alright, so that's like 15$ of fuel. 50$ of labor and maybe 30$ MAX of usage on the truck.
So, the cost of that ride is 95$. Let's round it up at 100$.
Are you telling me they turn a 3000% profit?
Fuck I went into the wrong business.
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>>539830157
Bless her for trying but you gotta be honest with yourself. Start with a walk in your neighborhood and work your way up to the mountains. Six to twelve months of conditioning ought to do it.
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>>539830157
Goes hiking in a wild park, morbidly obese, without preparing herself. What could go wrong?
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>>539830157
“There was no bill charged to Grace or anyone in our group. The video claiming there was a $70,000 bill was made by a fake news account using a screen recording of my original video,” McCurdy said. “There was no ambulance, hospital, or private insurance charges as Grace was safely lowered into a field in Yosemite National Park.”

Helicopter rescue in national parks and most backcountry areas is generally free, and the National Park Service (NPS) said that the federal government funds rescues inside of national parks.

“The National Park Service does not charge visitors for search and rescue operations,” an NPS spokesperson told Outside.
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>>539830157
PoLards
One of your Land Whales id DOWN!
I Repeat their she Blows
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>>539830442
she won't pay
the cost will be shoveled into some sort of federal reimbursement program
everyone loses
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>>539830399
>shes a really fat thin girl
no really, if she were regular sized
shed be twice as thicc at that fat content
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>>539830894
Jokes on her friends and group.
This was her plan the whole time.
Fatty outsmarted everyone.
Got the best view out of everyone there and only had to go 2 miles without walking down and they all feel bad for her fat ass because their brains are broken by the unreality that is the modern world.
They will help out or do enough crying that someone will help out with the bill.
I think the company should double the fee in that case.
Fuel ain't cheap niggers
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if you have a helicopter doesn't mean you have to use it. there is always some easier cheaper solution
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>>539831328
i sure hope theres no illegal aliens or niggers defrauding the amazing democrat healthcare initiatives
because democrats cheer that stuff on, you know, the LEARING centers and all that
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>>539830533
>70K
>That gotta be insurance scam
>No way the helicopter ride is that expensive. Right?

check't
i had a life flight to a hospital in an air med evac helo in 2004, about 50 miles and it was $25k
They were able to land at a flat place and pick me up wheeled in on a stretcher and offload me at a hospital with helipad.
Not sure how you would 3x that to pick someone up with a rope sling and carry them 2 miles to the parking lot to their car.
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I know that look. I can practically feel it through the screen. Shes suppressing every fiber in her body to not get mad or show how much she expected this. There used to be a fat girl in my friend group that claimed to love hiking but every time we went she would huff and puff and beg us to stop and wait for her. I heard "I can't" come out of her mouth more during one hike than I think I've ever said in my life. And people like this LOVE the attention of being the hurt one that gets all the attention. She probably has no idea people are pissed off at her and if she does she'll claim it's their fault.
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>>539830399
The fuck is happening in this webm desu? I’m so confused
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>>539831144
>Make the fats and the daredevils pay some turbo premium rescue service fee like the Trauma Team to come get them, and let the normal responders not worry about a landwhale asphyxiating due to poor preparation. Otherwise, let them die and feed the ants.
double check't KeK't and wrek't
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Man I don't care how chubby-tired I was, I would a million times rather just make the walk no matter how awful it might be than go up in a helicopter harness. I would shit myself to death up there.
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>>539843475
If you leafs do anything internationally, like hike or hunt in mexico, or eastern europe, or asia, that shit will can get crazy. If you never leave leafland, yeah maybe you'd be fine. If you plan on going anywhere though, definitely do get some travel insurance or you'll be fucked. I have some europoor friends that would've really been screwed if they had more to their name than a few hundred in their checking account and a scooter. $100 now or your house, its a pretty easy decision.
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>>539830157
Should of just gave her a large bag of Doritos.
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>>539830871
Modern medicine emphasises diligence, where you take every possible pre-emptive action JUST IN CASE SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE DIED. Then you charge them for it.
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>>539830477
I've fucked lots of chubby thai hookers , but yeah chubby is as big as they get there.
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>>539830657
An hourly rate of $120 when, decades ago. Shit non specialized people in my field bill that, plumbers are 2 to 3x that. I would bet they are no less than $500.
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I'll just drop this here
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>>539830157
Any time I have ever seen anyone hiking with those retard poles they have just been a massive retard who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing. Like they googled "how to hike" and chatgpt told them they need those fucking sticks to start the bunny baby trail for the girl scouts. retards.
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>>539834912
the epirb is not bullshit but the price kinda is
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How did this fatass bitch even think going on a hike was doable?
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>>539830157
>vomiting, and diarrhea
hot
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>>539830157
Should just airlift her and drop her on her dumb fucking friends. She won't even take a lesson from this and lose weight. She will blame others for the bill and try to sue the staff, just wait.
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>>539836330
trekking poles are always a good idea, your quads will thank you later
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>>539836579
>socks, boots, hat, backpack only
I hope you get ticks all over your cock
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>>539830157
Just kill a rich person, steal their stuff and then use the money to pay for it. It's time to use rich people's tactics to get what we want the same as they do to us.
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>>539841548
Yeah. That is definitely the social pathology. A passive aggressive version of, 'just kill the fat bitch' types. An x-ray of her ankle and foot bone system would be telling: huge amounts of mass and pressure in play.
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Fat people are truly the lowest among us. Willingly living life as a cripple because they just have to eat every time they get even slightly stressed out like a fucking house cat. Yes that includes all you disgusting pathetic anons. If you don't have visible abs you aren't playing the game right.
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>>539845298
Luigi didn't kill anyone, he looks nothing like the assassin. They're just trying to make an example.
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>>539830533
It's a scam. Small local news stations can field helicopters, they're fairly cheap.
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>>539845366
Why wouldn't they just field a drone?
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>>539845095
a hiking beacon is "bullshit" because you can't send context, and its $100 chinese plastic crap. an epirb isn't bullshit because boats can sink stupid fast, saltwater ruins everything yet these things basically never break (even after sitting in their mounts for decades), and if your house batteries can get swamped, both your blidge pumps and your radio are gone. Not to mention that many sat phones don't have 100% global coverage, they are regional. epirb is a different thing for a different problem.
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>>539834912
Insurance is an idiot tax. Insurance companies make billions off marks like you.
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>>539845180
The heli most likely had to dump fuel because she’s so fat. There’s a reason all pilots/ flight crew etc are skinny. It’s literally a job requirement that they be that way.
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>>539832250
>Every other example of a helicopter being flown is shown to be like 1/10th the price
>No that doesn't count!
>Every example of a van being driven is show to be 1/10th or less the price of an ambulance (usually like 1/100th)
>No that doesn't count!

Nah this doesn't work anymore.
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Nice which one of you was this
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>>539845345
Who the fuck is Luigi? I never heard of the guy. Are you some sort of cop or something?
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>>539830533
Medivac helicopters have to work on standby since people generally don't schedule emergencies.
That means you are not paying for merely the time the helicopter was in flight carrying your fat ass.
You are paying for the helicopter to be sitting around not doing anything else when your fatass realized "healthy at any size" is a fat, digusting lie.
Same reason ambulances are expensive. You are paying for an EMT to be available 24/7.
Also no way in hell does her insurance cover this. This is exactly the sort of case they'll go to court over.
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>>539830157
Damn man, her friend is brutal. Filming her and making a face like that.
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>>539831838
>>539840486
Surprised she hasn't been raped by her fans. Can't be too hard to geolocate her prior encampments and infer her hiking route.
She's probably sticking to relatively popular hiking paths.
And what could she do? She wakes up in pitch darkness to someone in her tent. The flashlight knocked out of reach. The sound of her sleeping bag unzuipping...
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>>539845708
>Paying for people to sit around all day
>Btw they're worth 120 an hour goy
extremely jewish.
I know the "logical reasons" and they're all bullshit scams, said EMT's get paid peanuts.
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>>539843859
Fat hikes in 2 miles but ATV can get to FAT.
HUrr Durr get and expensive helicopter to fly Lard out.
Goofy



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