Gonna rope next couple of months. Taking suggestions. Anon with highest ID numbers sum wins.
>>539837353Don't do it.
>>539837353>he decided to delay his larpOk. If you were serious you'd be dead already.
God loves you
>>539837419Wait, is this pratty? I just noticed his flag
>>539837353Bungee jumping with a steel cable
>next couple monthstotal vague posting supremacy
>>539837353Anon, please don't do it, I can't handle seeing another anon lose his life because of society's unfairness.
>>539837353take some wef cunts with you at davos
>>539837353Do a backflip faggot
>>539837580>0Fuck
>>539837353Ask God for help getting better, anon.
>>539837353Get her.Veganism and quant. Or crypto dapp dev.Make a portal for little people to get high upward mobility from low income. Then crush the idea in your head because it'll give "her" too much power if she found it.So a dapp in a vacuum. Make folks a few bucks to do a thing. Get rich with that. Get her with that.A token a minute doesn't count as gambling so that's legal.
>>539837353>tf>tpThere are billions of humans who dream of living in Switzerland and having Swiss passport. You won the lottery of life and you will throw it all away?
>>539837353Kill your old self by becoming a cute girl!!!
>>539837353Choke on a BBC
Life is a horrible trip...but check these trips, much better.
>>539837353At least take out some kikes on the way
>>539837727this place is fake n gay>>539837493Is he even real
>>539837353C-Can you be my femboy instead? I promise will give you all the sex and love you need to be happy enough to not think about suicide
>>539837830>0Sorry
>>539837871Just in case, denounce shiva and outdoor defecation
>>539837926>13Oh shit
>>539837707Being black must be wild
>>5398373531. Decalcify your penal glans2. Breathe with your balls3. Open your turd eye4. Project asstrally5. Achieve union with the Gonad
>>539837353Walk the natural earth until you starve and die
They will put you in mental asylum and make your life 1000x worst.
>>539837353have sex (consensual) with a beautiful woman until your heart gives out. with your final breath you must cum and shout "I LOVE NIGGERS!". it must be filmed and uploaded to /gif/ by the woman, along with a picture of her tits and arsehole.also do a flip faggot
>>539837353livestream it and some spergs here will always remember you.
>>539838255Only if he fails. >>539837353If you do hang yourself, make sure to jump from a sufficient height, so the rope snaps your neck instantly, insuring a quick, painless death. If you don't you'll slowly suffocate while panicking and thrashing around, which is a nasty way to go.
use piano wire instead of ropeafter you put the noose around your neck, superglue your hands to the side of your head then jump from extra high so that when they find your body it'll look like you ripped your own head offfor bonus points, do it above some place with a basketball court and try to slam dunk your own head
IN THE NAME OF CHRISTYOU ARE NEEDEDDO NOT REDEEM
>>539838469don't forget to offset the noose for this exact reasonstraight behind means you only strangle yourselfoffset means that, at the end of the drop, the rope straightens out and snaps your neck with the force
>>539837404>Don't do it.FPBP
>>539837353Yeah, move to the 3rd ward in Houston and see what it's like to actually have a shitty life. Your suicide is living around niggers until they kill you.
>>539837353Come to Clearwater Florida and blowup the scientology buildings with a truck bomb Ala McVeigh style.
>>539838554True. Hanging, when done right in the proper British fashion is one of the quickest, cleanest methods to die both for suicide and executions.
rolling for total alpinoid death
>>539837353Take a parasite cleanse and then never eat brown made food again
>>539837353Make sure to take at least 2 people who deserve it out with you.
>>539837353OK.. keep me posted
>>539837745What if he wouldn’t be cute anon?
It's Pratty. I say do it by train as is tradition. better than being a Jeet.
>>539837353Try killing yourself with a pillowI wanna confirm something
>>539837663Would have been a good one but you're not allowed to now
Since you live in Switzerland you should take some immigrant out with you
>>539837353OD on c-c-c-cocaine
>>539837353No one cares faggot.
>>539837926This is still top a with 13!>>539839345I hate my fellow swiss more at this point
white cucks in ultra white countries where everything is free:>Omg life is so heckin unfair and bad!!! I will die without reproducing!!Brownchads living in literal hellholes: >I will have 14 children and drag them with me halfway across the globe to work as a janitor in a white countryAt some point you just begin to admire their lust for life
>>539837353If you're white, please don't. If not, spare us the theatrics and just go home. People need to be around their own kind to be truly happy, and you were never meant to belong in European society.
>>539837353filename
Mineral deficiency sends signals to brain the body is dying slowly. Go get a mineral panel and fix your deficiency. And stop listening to the brain. It thinks just because that's its job. If you don't notice every breath you don't have to pay attention to every thought.
>>539839473>I hate my fellow swiss more at this pointgo to greece and become the immigrant yourself in the rape dungeon of that greek anon, maybe he will eat you one day so you can be forever together
>>539837353Lure a Muslim to the top of a tall building. Disembowel him, wrap intestines around your neck and jump. Thanks for your service, anon
>>539837353Suicide bombing in a synagogue.Start by "converting" to gain trust.Go every sabbath, make friends.Then boom on a big holiday.Alternstively. Just dont do it.
>>539838484holy shit this is tempting.I'd prefer taking someone out with me but still
anon ropes while I shoot ropes.
>>539837353Blast your shit smoove off nigga
>>539838484aka "the awesome". It has never been done
>>539837353Suicide is cringe. Homicide, on the other hand...
The point of this world is to plague us to death. Don’t give in to it, or god wins.
>>539837353Don't leave a mess for your familyDon't put it on someone else to do it (like jumping in front of a truck)Do take one month before you decide and just start traveling in a direction until you realize it's worth staying aliveLove ya faggot
>>539837353I don't care how you kys but make sure you get revenge on all of the assholes who pushed you to it first
suicide is a mortal sin, you go to hell, if this is because the loss of someone you'll never get to see them again if you do it, don't do it
>>539839843He still top score, fuck.
live life to the fullest to spite the system that wants u dead
>>539837353it's easier to rope than most people think, you don't need complete suspensionjust throw a cable tightly around your neck and bend your knees until you pass out
>>539837493Who is that?
>>539838697I've recently been thinking about the hangin with/without neck snappiong. In both scenarios you are alive as long as the heart pumps blood to your brain. Snaping your neck only breaks the connection between ur brain and your body, so your brain is still functioning until you slowly fade away due to hypoxia. I think the cleanest way is some kind of controlled hemmorrage with pain killers on ur femoral artery or straight uop placing ur head into a railroad so ur brain is destroyed instantly.Inhaling car fumes is very nasty. Jumping off a high building might kick your adrenaline and so flight or flight will stop you from jumping.You can always try to OD on muscle relaxants * hypnotics or opiods, its the most non-awareness way to die.If you have medical acces to propofol and IV potassium you can do a double setup. You put both propofol and potassium in individual saline solutions; in one hand you hold and clamp the potassium solution (+10mg K/100ml) and propofol on the other hand, which you just let it in the bloodstream. Once you fall sleep, your hand will go limb and the clamp you are holding from the potassium solution will be free and the potassium will rush in, stopping your heart.Good riddance, brother.
by sucking horse dick until one of them tramples over you
>>539839543>People need to be around their own kind to be truly happyYes you are right. I am going back to bavaria from this prussian shithole. I will quit my job tomorrow.
>>539840593This. It was just more pleasant for the audience cause there was no twitching
>>539838415the little wave before he goes is endearinghttps://youtu.be/HyV7JQmOR0Q
>>539840593Use a cop, dummy, just drive a car into the massive line of faggots and degenerates outside the kitkat club in berlin, located on a very busy large road. Then run away and grt blasted by cops.That shit literally happened this week.
>>539837353Nigger.That is all.
>>539837353>suicidal fag>doesn't take out one of the hundreds of lizard people in this country You could go down a hero Ala Luigi instead of being another statistic
>>539837353Don't do it, my friend. This life is very important. Youre making a very big mistake.
>>539840834This guy is rught and his id number is 81, the highest ive seen ITT.He wins, do as he says.
>>539837353Dying is for faggots
>>539837353Don't do it (if you are white)You are unironically one of the most valuable people in the world when compared against the shit skin legion absorbing the earth.You aren't alone in your nigger fatigue, just give it time for the tides to change.Nigger Jew earth is unsustainable and finite, but you only get one life to live.Also please, please, post a photo of your bare feet.
>>539837353I guess as you can get a gun. Make it quick, fast a day before. Shoot inside the mouth so if possible the bullet cut the brainstem and death comes immediately. Nobody cares but someone is going to need clean after you, other option is doing in the wilderness so nature can decompose your body.
>>539837353Ah, did the Swiss just deny your visa application, Ranjeet?
>>539840815No need to ruin other's people life for you to get out quicker
>>539841239Cops love to shoot people. That’s the only reason these fucks join the force.
>>539840918nah thats only 9 Queersumme. It’s >>539838641 to beat
>>539840559Some annoying jeet currently living in Switzerland
>>539837353rolling for no rope and fix your life instead of giving up. if you're going to suffer why would you kill yourself when you could just grind and become happy again?
vodka and painkillers
>>539837353Terrorist attack while wearing a dildo
>>539837353My suggestion is to die to this world and to live for Christ Anon. Believe me it does get better.Have Faith and Persevere, God Loves you Anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3nN9-C1yKU
>>539841120Kinda hard to get a gun in Europe imo
>>539837353The first time I tried to kill myself I was maybe 7 or so, tried to hang myself off of things ceiling fan towel rack in the bathroom, moms drunk abusive alcoholic baby daddy would always beat me for breaking things but nobody ever asked why I did it, now I'm a reclusive alcoholic and love nothing I'm decent looking have a dozen kids or so but wake up and want to die everyday, I've owned multiple houses been a millionaire right now I'm broke jobless sleeping on an exes couch and I just want be in the woods, point being I think being suicidal is inherent to ones nature
>>539837353>ropeYou literally live in Switzerland. Can't you just book a time at a suicide clinic?
>>539837353Bungie cord wrapped around your ball sack. Take out MASSIVE amount of debt come to america and jump off the emipre state/statue of liberty with your ball cord attached to the leadge
>>539837353Don't do it. Find Jesus.
>>539837353Join the Ukrainian army.
europeons are such drama queens just do some good coke fuck some bitches and get drunk or somth what the fuck
>>539842640Godspeed. Sorry about your childhood
>>539837404>404Kek, your digits betray you.
>>539842684That’s gay af and only for women and seniors also you need a doctor who supports the process. It’s not that easy also the two organizations are currently totally booked. kek
>>539837353I'm in the same position. I want my anime waifu afterlife in the astral plane so bad bros.
Set yourself on fire while jumping from a high rise and land on the highway
>>539837353Stay and be difficult Give the shit back that you were given Suicide is for weaklings You made it this far
>>539844114I don’t want any afterlife just compfy non existence
>>539844114Oh you top now > 16
get fucked by pack of niggers until you diekek
>>539837353Don't do it. Lift like mad, achieve the state of a true man.
>>539837353Old age, natural causes
>>539837353Do a backflip
What if I purchase you for £1 million pounds, OP?Would this be possible? I would like to eat you. That's if you consent to this, of course (the idea of eating someone that didn't seems absolutely abhorrent to me)It wouldn't be particularly unpleasant and you would have full capacity right up untill........... You know. Think of it like a gift.What do you think? How can I reach you?
>>539844661Like for how long? Can he go spend the money first?
>>539844756This is a private matter between a customer and a potential buyer. I would suggest you not tread lightly into the affairs of strangers, young man - you may find such things have the potential to bite one on the behind ;)
>>539842640My father was an alcoholic and me and my sister got molested as children. Never really tried killing myself. What's the point.
>>539844883Your loss. 2 for 1 deal here. Also an-heroing soon. I would want to go skydive or something first though.
>>539837353No you're not. If you're serious about kysing then you don't go on the Internet looking for people to talk you out of it. Fuck off attention whore.
>>539837353May God have mercy on you.
>>539837353Best of luck
>>539837353Reconsider.
>>539837353live out of spite.>>539840394basically this
>>539839843I wont eat him alive lol, but he has to stay inside all the time tho. I cant be seen walking around with a hot femboy; the locals here will lynch us because they will get too jelly about it
>>539837353See how many micro peens you can suck off before you do this. You may find your role as a micro peen cock sucker brings joy to many underserved cocks that you could be sucking. Also become a tranny.
>>539845615pool's closed, anon gets to live.
>>539844661Im scared to ask if you're for real
>>539844935You really want to go out as a deviant's dookie?I understand that people who die and are buried get eaten and crapped out by worms, but at least the worms aren't jacking off while they do it
>>539847551If it means I get a million bucks to live and have food to eat for a bit why not
Anon? Don't do it.
>>539837353Suicide by political assassination
>>539837353Suicide bomb the bank of international settlements (BIS) in basel switzerland
>>539837353suicide by time. live a full life, anon.or just pick up smoking. if you know that it will kill you eventually and still do it, that's basically suicide.
>>539848518I was poisoned in my grandmother's house and I cant her to take me the dmv to renew my id or the doctor. I eat leftovers. Ill think about cigs though
>>539837353Don't do it bro. Whatever's happening in your life right now to make you consider going through with it, it's not worth it.Seek Christ and He will give you the peace that you required to get through this moment and your life and then keep pushing forward with a renewed mind and purpose.
Ronnie McNutt showed us all that a properly performed shotgun blast to the head is the absolute quickest and least painful way to die. Literally don't even have enough time to process the pain. Pretty messy for the clean up crew, though.
>>539837353Do a flip faggot
>>539837353Take the Mona Lisa with you
