god wants me to have a government mandated girlfriend
>>539838080"god" is imaginary
>>539838129off topic
>>539838080Sneed sells feed and seed
god only helps those that help they selves
>>539838539sneed sells seed shells at the feed store.
>>539838608jews arent human, who said youre allowed to get on the computer
>>539838674XIII
>>539838080An ugly one right?
>>539838080>trusting the retards who run the fucking DMV to provide you with a gf here is your government mandating gf bro
>>539838080As declared by the president of the United States you are now obligated to please fat doomer gf as a plapjak. Failing to comply will lead to fat doomer gf sitting on your face until a board certified medical professional has determined your civil status as unalived by drowning in pussy. This declaration is permanent, irrevocable and immutable.
>>539838080G-d wants you to get that chick that broke your heart (if that has happened yet.)
god is gooder than hellhttps://youtu.be/6jL9HVHMYKA?si=2HqKHVS7Qicuu3kk
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>>539841617Homely bleep broke you? You still want that.Just get rich. That's heaven.
No he doesn't.
>>539838608That's called rape you incel chud
>>539842356silence heretic