>Burnham invites Tories and Lib Dems to social care talkshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1k1vgx08gko>Burnham benefits 'bribe' to choose work: Labour will give £4,500 to parents on benefits if their children start an apprenticeshiphttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16011117/Labour-unveils-new-4-500-year-handouts-households-benefits-youngsters-taking-apprenticeship-worse-off.html>Horror as two teenage girls 'raped in alleyway' in UK seaside townhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2233948/two-teenage-girls-raped-blackpool-deansgate>Workers face new tax to fund social carehttps://archive.ph/eXRQV>AI tool will lead to more child refugees being treated as adults, charity warnshttps://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/jul/29/uk-immigration-ai-age-facial-recognition-child-refugees-adults-bias>Ed Miliband to visit France and Spain as both countries experience devastating wildfireshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ed-miliband-france-spain-trip-wildfires-eu-b3023343.html>Zack Polanski repeatedly refuses to apologise for 'making plans for Nigel' guillotine T-shirt posthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-newsnight-nigel-farage-tshirt-reform-b1291630.html>First beaver births in four centuries recorded in Scottish Highlandshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-28/first-beaver-births-in-four-centuries-recorded-in-scottish-highlands>Andy Burnham wants partnership with private sector, says UK business secretaryhttps://archive.ph/mrOzT
first for
>>539840708Learn liskov yet?
>>539841068Fake internet hardmen posting fake addresses online.
>4 postsall filtered
I suspect a lot of Americans will be visting this thread.
>>539841200Floppo does love larping as a yank
why are we under attack right now has something happened?
>>539841319He can smell them, and hea not impressed.
>>539840708I often wonder how the staff at Waterstones would react if I bought a copy of Mein Kampf from one of their many stores that stock it
Why was he talking at one of the jewish care centres?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz_eo9o786s>>539841441Labour friends of Israel.
lmfao
Milkies
>>539841509You don’t half listen to some shit
>>539841347Don't botherhttps://oceanofpdf.com/authors/adolf-hitler/pdf-epub-mein-kampf-by-adolf-hitler-download/
>>539841584How can he be pm with tits like that?
>>539841616Shan't deny that.
why are they called baked beans if they're not baked
whats with all the horses as op images lately
should be called boiled beans
>>539841950I'm being deliberately facetious.
>>539841950don't ask questions just consume product
>>539842106Nowt wrong with eating the gee-gees.
>>539842106I miss those. Guilty pleasure.
>>539842106them and findus pancakes. lush
>>539842184what did you have for tea uncle. i had shreddies :(
>>539842306Crying into a puddle of tilewine.
>>539842338Chicken fajita and mrs just brought home bbq pork
all timer banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio&
Of course, they charged him for this two years later (2 years, 4 months, and 10 days ago to be precise). But it's under Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003. This is a summary only offence. Now normally this would mean that proceedings have to begin within six months of the alleged offence being committed. However, thanks to the Traitorous Tories this particular offence had these limits extended in the Criminal Justice and Courts Act 2015. Now proceedings must begin within six months of the police becoming aware of the alleged offence and cannot be brought at all if the offence was committed over three years ago. What he ought to do is look to see if the post was reported at the time he made it. If it was then they have no case against him.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgk431zzlnro
>>539841319How can anyone look at that and think their presence is somehow an improvement or, even more ridiculously, a strength?
>>539841072cut your rancid nails
>>539842501I imagine it was in retaliation for farsge going after the greenkike for that guillotine post.
>>539842651The timing is very suspicious. Hope Not Hate are celebrating as well.
>>539842477can i come for tea
boggys a good lad
>blowjob off wifes sister last friday>wants me to go gym with her in morning>said i cant i'm busy>bitch fit just like my wife about me not wanting to do stuff nowHellraiser Inferno it is
>>539842774Sure
>>539841347what if you bought two
AI is retarded. I was just researching something on Google, and it said our gross offence laws were repealed by the Online Censorship Act. No they weren't. The government bottled it. Though, the replacement wasn't much better. They scrapped it, ironically in defence of free speech while keeping around a law that's arguable even worse for free speech.
>>539842928Larpraiser Inceldom it is
Gimme a movie to watch lads, nothing autistic please
>>539842718That confirms it then.
>>539843119Dog Soldiers.
>>539843119Blindness 2008
>>539842928She's gonna tell your wife that you forced yourself on her.
another good year for farming then
*pinch of salt*but greenies btfo
>>5398431193:10 to Yuma
>>539843285which half
Now AI is claiming the CPS prefer Section 1 of the Malicious Communications over Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003. No they don't. They charge the latter more frequently. No doubt to avoid having to face a jury. Bastard district judges and uptight magistrates are more likely to convict and especially more likely with speech crimes.
>>539843119Gremlins
>>539843259hed be properly fucked if he wasnt making it up
>>539843309forgot the SS fml
>>539843377Fact check: no way in hell he said that.
>>539843377>immigration was killing britainDIVERSITY BUILT THE YOUKAY!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYoDid you have a perfect day today brit/pol/? Yarp, it's good to reflect on the day you've had at the end of it.
>>539843259Gonna be hard for her to explain the whatsapp message asking for it again on saturday.MAD assured
>>539842000Stop the horseplay
>>539842501>thanks to the Traitorous ToriesWho are his peers, making up the entire Reform bench. But they surely can't get a conviction for this
>>539843506Andy rolling for the 120 seat majority
That's not good.
>lesbian nana haircutHow does that play with Manc voters?
>>5398431197 pyschopathshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5AUUKztcY&
>More than half of England in drought, Environment Agency declaresIt’s great being Scottish
>>539841584fucking hell hes stacked
>>539844066Voting Restore so no fucks given here
>>539844098Not rebuilding Harridans Wall was the biggest mistake we ever made.
>>539844034>And here's why it might not be a bad thing>Even dumber goylemsDidn't see that one coming
ridiculous choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irBP5FnksKc
>>539844139>Harridans WallKeep the munters out
>>539844066Soviet level result incumen in
alri laaaaas in the reeftoo many fat bald cunts here
>>539844034>picture of a darkiekek
R Bev
Night 4 of rough sleeping in tent. Pegs have started bending severely, must be chinesium shite
>>539844066
>>539844144Found two variantshttps://archive.ph/qmwx7https://archive.ph/tR3PT
>>539841935They are baked though, in the tin
>>539844297You're sleeping in a tent in this weather?
>>539844297eddie?
>Ed Miliband grabs Brexit reset role as he reboots UK Foreign Officehe's rebooting it lads
>>539844297make pegs from branches
obviously I know it's not eddie lol.Where is Eddie anyway
>>539844012Unfortunately, it's in front of the Magistrates' court. So a conviction is guaranteed. If the CPS don't get it, they'll appeal the verdict like they did with the Grenfell Tower effigy case. They can appeal acquittals in the Magistrates (never jury ones). Honestly, I'm surprised they didn't pull another Lucy Connolly and charge him with stirring up racial hatred and pretend he was actually inciting people to melt down Nigerians. They could have sentenced him to a few years and leftists could have pretended there was a serious threat of Nigerian filled potholes.
>>539844381>in this weatherWhat? It's summer.Sleeping in tent in winter is grim.
that runcorn freak still homeless?
>>539844419HMO last I heard
>there can only be one homeless poster at any given time
>>539844297hahaha down in the dumps eh gobbo?
>>539844412Post a picture. Not like we can ID you.
its too good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc
Is the homeless josh?
>>539844381When I was about 17 or 18 I used to spend most of the summer in the back garden in a tent.Comfy as fuck in the hotter weather
>>539844481You could ID my tent model
>>539844473bong on holiday?
>>539844399Dunno, but according to his mum, my shit test was cancer free
>>539844034Speaking of blacks. >Black officers in the Met are at a 'particular disadvantage' compared to their white counterparts because the force's policy of automatically pausing and in some cases rescinding promotions for officers facing misconduct accusations disproportionately affects them.So just like in medicine, BAMEs are more likely to be up for misconduct. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16010505/Judge-finds-Met-guilty-racism-black-officers-likely-promotions-cancelled.html
>>539844481this
>>539844473Post head
>>539844502It's like an oven desu but keeping door open helps
post a photo of the tent poser
>>539844541>81% more likely to be in the misconduct systemffs
>>539844297Write a book about it in the style of HP Lovecraft. It should end with your final entry unfinished and blood spatter across the final page.
>>539844400Your image reminds me, what's happening with the case of the mosque they were burning on the 12th July?Can you not appeal a magistrates verdict? And could he not style it off as a joke?
The smell emanating from my socks is grim.
>>539844541Didn't the police hire that rapist solely because he was black?
>>539844541>nignog pigs are disproportionately affected by cancelling promotions for those under misconduct hearingsuh i wonder why couldn't be they're more likely to be facing misconduct hearings could it? nah thats racist
>>539840708HORSE THREAD !
>>539844621DESPITE
>>539844529blubberdan on a vpn more like
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq6dmgrp21po>Hackers have obtained about 607,000 records in a cyber-attack on the Department for Education (DfE) in England.>The data protection risk to individuals is not considered high and it is understood the attack was contained quickly.>Around a quarter of further education institutions (24%) reported experiencing a breach or attack at least weekly according to the government's most recent Cyber Security Breaches Survey.Give us more of your data tho trust me senpai
>>539844256Fucks sake. That’s a civilisational disease.
>>539844585It was cooler than my bedroom which was nightmarishly hot.
>>539844650change socks every day.trench foot is real
>>539844541They just don’t know how to act.Exactly why we need more of them enforcing our laws.
>>539844529yeah lad. pissed and decided to pop in on a spanish flag. struggling to do these captchas kek
>>539844758digital ID would fix this, maybe combine it with the phone/computer's OS
>>539844880you in the fire?
>>539844919retina scanning will become mandatory.Your latest google glasses will do it seamlessly for you.
>>539844919>we NEED more attack surfaces
>>539844960playa de las americas
>>539844647The problem is the law is broad. They need to intend to send a message that is grossly offensive, indecent, obscene, or menacing, or they have to be aware that it might be taken as such by a reasonable member of the public. They generally prove gross offence by having a member of the community it was targeted to testify and claim they'd have found it offensive. Hence, in Count Dankulas case they got some Rabbi to claim a pug doing a salute was offensive. In the case of Chelsea Russell (a woman found guilty for posting rape lyrics) they got a black police officer to claim she found the presence of the word nigga offensive. Russell's case was eventually overturned it was that ridiculous. And yeah, he can still appeal to the Crown Court afterwards, but it'll be heard by a judge not a jury. What these judges do is threaten them with harsher sentences if they go ahead with their appeal. This is what happened to Rhodri Colwyn Philipps who got sent to prison for 12 weeks for comments he made about Gina Miller (the woman who tried to reverse Brexit).
>>539844997I was just there
BAE just trousered £6b
>>539842106i bought this once from some paki shop for £1, barely any meat in it and later found out they were using horse meat. kek or neigh even.
>>539844976>retina scanning will become mandatory.me when i want to vidi some approved porn in 2027
>>539844519Larp.
>>539845124Horse meat?I’d eat horse meat.After all, it’s like the old saying goes; a spoonful of shergar makes the medicine go down.
>>539844115good manwill also be giving the nod to marlon even though he comes across like a fucking retardbut you've got to get the restore numbers up
>>539845064just got here tbf mate. horrible sitting behind orange slags for 4 hours
just absolutely dominated the night staff at connect 4
>>539845203the flight back was such a blackbill it ran the gamut
>>539845110Considering the last test launch resulting in >plopI'm not convinced.>>539845189Kek
>>539844829What are its symptoms?I’ve worn the same socks for the last three days and I don’t feel particularly trenchy.
>>539845041>that is grossly offensive, indecent, obscene, or menacingHate how wide our laws are, oh you want to shitpost something well that's illegal!> (a woman found guilty for posting rape lyrics) Humorous typo> but it'll be heard by a judge not a jury. What these judges do is threaten them with harsher sentences if they go ahead with their appeal.What an unpleasant system, one would hope that he'd be receiving support from the party to defeat all this rubbish.I remember some anon saying becoming a magistrate is piss easy and you can then help Whites and punish wogs
>>539845192Hopefully enough people vote Restore to send a strong signal
>>539845294
>>539840708just once I'd like to wake up and read headlines such as>life now affordable: holidays are back on the menu>"refugees" sent packing; boat flipped & swept away>Islam need not apply: Britain's down to just 98 problemsjust some good fucking news for once
>>539845110>fastforward 20 years>"yeah lol we found nothing"
>>539845041>Gina Miller (the woman who tried to reverse Brexit).Also fuck you for reminding me of her
>>539845110I'm still buying anon a U-boat when I win the Euro Millions or Powerball.
>>539845219cor
>>539845380Corr. Looks nice and soft ready for a going over with the cheese grater.
>>539845331I mean it's black music so they probably were rape lyrics.
>>539840708
>>539845530I remember the whole debacle around Blurred Lines and it being banned from university unions and people didn't like it when I pointed out that they all play plenty of black music talking about beating women, shooting people, selling drugs etc
>>539845642Everybody lowers their standards for the beastfolk.
>>539845413nigga its a military sub not a fucking oceangate tin can thing
>>539845499the lass I think fancies me came up and started giving the lad I was playing with pointers on how to beat me cos I kept winning and then she played me herself and I absolutely demolished her
>>539845693aww cute kittydidn't she get eaten?
>>539845642Oh god, the blurred lines stuff was ridiculous. You had feminists acting like it was going to lead to mass rapes.
>>539845743lol yeah that was the meme at the time, ur remembering that right
>>539845110How are submarines not obsolete when it’s known that orcas kill niggers just for fun? We just need more orcas.
>>539845743Yeah she got munched on.
>>539845406Why would the media do that for us? Their job is to guide thought. They might pull a chocolate ration now and again as a carrot, but its still on a stick.
this is how we get zombies
>>539845693pussy got a cheeky chinese
>>539840708Sex
>>539845735It sounds like she's falling for him. In order to win her back, I suggest a game of Buckaroo. Avoid Guess Who at all costs. It's ended quite a number of relationships.
>>539845849He’s Dave Whalen reincarnated and out for revenge.
>>539845693Thing is, Blurred Lines had two black artists! Chop out Thicke and it'd have passed without comment. >>539845750'member the moral panics over drinking spiking? 'member the moral panics about needling? ('member the complete silence around clean up crews?). This was one of the reasons why I could never really get that worked up about trannies (inb4 dial8) because the people leading the charge were feminists who were seething that men had found a way to do to female spaces what women did to male spaces, and were desperate to restore the high watermark of mid 2010s British feminist hysteria. 'member beach body ready?
>>539845849>>539845888Pardon me that’s Dave Whelan and he’s not dead.
>>539845862play hungry hungry hippos with the lad and let him win and then comment on how good he is at gobbling balls
>>539845693Let me guess this was over 3 years ago already.
>>539845743>This is revenge for turning my cousin Mittens into a stew you slanty bitch!
>>539845915Yeah they were only going after the white fella. He shouldn’t have been hanging around with the chocolate faces to begin with tho.
Kek
>>539845840C is not finished being built yet.
Hate to be a "what if the roles were reversed" guy, but we'd already know this man's name, his (former) workplace, where he lives, and when the inevitable happened to him, we'd be gloatingly reminded that "freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences"
>>539845735you’ve done her she’ll be lividstill worried about me willy. got a follow up soon so i’ll tell them to refer me to the nobologist. you’ve inspired me, got to start dominating people me, barely got a word in edgeways last time. sick of being taken for a baked bean everywhere i go. going to be a big muscly lad who doesn’t ask, he tells
>>539845750>feminists in Britain seething about that fucking song>and mansplaining >and manspreading>meanwhile...>rape gangs existed at the same time>some feminists knew>did fuck all about themThey truly are fucking useless mongs. You really can't hate them (and the left in general) enough.
>>539846010>He shouldn’t have been hanging around with the chocolate faces to begin with tho.From what I recall (fuck you for making me dredge this all up) Thicke was like basically brought up in black culture or something, his wife was a black woman who had been his childhood sweetheart (who he then cheated on, talk about properly integrating into black culture) and this was his first attempt at making something jiggy and mainstream
>>539845840>dunwichlovecraft you bastard...
>>539846145oh ffs it was youdidn't know thatyou've made a baked bean out of me ladtired me nowmight go bed and watch spiderman
>>539846266dead comfy that i loved the spider man film when i were a lad
>>539846126It’s been this way since 45. Nothing changes while our parasite rules us.
kek he's on a mass reportomelty
If I was a girl I would probably be an alt girl or something
>>539846155
>>539846180Even after all that I still don’t think he has an excuse.
>>539846414Do you think about this often?
>>539846414you can be anything you want to be sweetie UwU
>>539846477No
>>539843119You could watch passion of the Christ but it’s a bit Christy.
>>539846266sex
>>539846420She's disgusting.
if i was a girl i'd finger myself and reccord it and send it to my email
>>539846493Someone asked me once and I assume that if I was fit I’d be a slag and if I wasn’t I’d pretend to have some other defining interest like books or horses or whatever. How can you expect that you’d be any different to what all the rest of them are like.
>>539846155The 2010s were ridiculous.
>>539846407Yep. Malpamelty. He's crying to the jannys. Creasing at microfoot malpa ngl
>>539845915
>>539846117are we still building nuclear? thought all that got scrapped
>>539846573>How can you expect that you’d be any different to what all the rest of them are like.If I was a girl I wouldn't be attractive, and I would probably spend a lot my time online just as i do now
>>539846414Would you have tattoos?
>>539846673Always be sober when you rape Jake
>>539846691we're building two big ones and some modular ones we meaning china and france but we're paying. at least for the big boys, the modular ones are rolls royce
>>539846673She raped him
>>539846673
>>539846544I mean I could if it was absolutely necessarydepends what's on the table herewe need to start negotiations I'm not doing Jess Phillips for nothing
>>539846858she offers you a tin of dog food to share
>>539846964We got us a FOOKEN PRAWN ere lads!
>>539846964oh wait no thats the other jumped up council estate slag
>>539846964I'm talking real political demands here gentlemenpersonally I'm making an opening bid at getting step-incest and choke porn decriminalized entirely or I'm not fucking botheringthis is serious, manif someone needs to give Jess a jolly good rodgering to stop this insanity then somebody needs to lay on that hand grenadeI'm just not doing it without very clear terms and conditions, contracts if possiblethis is purely transactional and I take absolutely no joy in sticking my dick in that miserably sexless bitch
For me, it's Cambodian blog posting twats. It's a very niche interest.
>>539847135Are they all nonces?
>>539846743This type of rhetoric actually led to a sad case. A 15-year-old boy called Yale Howarth had sex with his girlfriend. The two of them were drunk. The girl couldn't remember if they'd used protection and was worried about getting pregnant. She told the school in order to get access to the morning after pill. The girl made no accusation of wrongdoing. However, the feminist teachers got wind of this and pulled Howarth into the office. They told him that having sex with a drunk girl was rape. Later that day, his father found him hanging in their garage. There was a similar case in the US, where the student went to the top of a multi-storey car park and jumped after a teacher suggested he'd raped or sexually assaulted a girl.
I might go to the island today. You'll never guess what I am going to do there.
>>539847270I remember mattress girl kek
>>539847312nonce on some kiddies?
>>539847312nonce a kid?
>>539846964>>539847017Wait a minute it was cat food that the fooken prawns ate. Pardon me.
>>539847312Don’t nonce a kid man.
>>539847312Hopefully killing yourself.
>>539847312Have a tom tit?
>>539847270Yale Howarth;https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-30751316Corey Walgren was the US case:https://6abc.com/post/family-student-kills-self-over-school-discipline-issue/2036745/This is why I hated Laci Green and those consent classes telling girls that if they were too drunk to drive they were too drunk to consent to sex.
>>539847263It's like working for the BBC. You don't have to be, but it helps. Fun fact. I installed the mail server for Gary Glitters lawyer.
>>539847333>>539847356>>539847404>>539847481jesus fucking christis there literally nothing else to do in cambodia?
The fuck is this
>>539847312shag kids?
>>539847643I laughed before I noticed that it was shalommy robbingstein. Oh well.
>>539847018Blobdan the fat idiot still melting down?
>>539846155>mansplainingthe most annoying thing is they always operate in a way that has plausible deniability, men have been pushed to observe from the side unable to intervene, but when we see it all going to shit we're splaning and told we're bigots, when in reality we're not trying to belittle them we just care and want you to be successful. Feminism has given women a rotten ego.
>>539847643He forgot a meme coin link.
If you want a blackpill as to how fucked we are youtube bill burr or patrice oneal reaction vids and look how much more cucked British reactors are whenever they say anything racist or sexist. Just complete and utter panic
>>539847806I remember manterruption too. I also remember Manslamming where they claimed men intentionally blocked paths and bumped into people.https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/womens-blog/2015/jan/12/manslamming-men-more-likely-to-bump-into-people
This from one of the first links on manslamming:>There must be dozens of published studies. I found about five with a quick Google. Look up "collision avoidance walking." I remember my college TA being a participant in a study where she was just walking in a straight line down a long hall through one of the main classroom buildings between classes. She was walking on a literal line of tape on the floor. I think one variable was carrying a stack of books in front of her. She said men never avoided bumping into her without the books. And two men did avoid bumping her with the books, but several did not, even causing her to drop the books. Most men did help pick up the books, but several didn't, either just walking away like nothing happened, or even suddenly running away with a "sorry, I'm late!" kind of excuse. They might have had women of different heights as another variable. It was a project for a Psychology class.God, I hate feminists.
>>539846685Sizewell C is the new nuclear reactor. Bs going until 2055.
in the hit song Self Esteem - I Do This All The Time , verbatim at 1 minute, 47 seconds"Stop trying to have so many friends Don't be intimidated by all the babies they have Don't be embarrassed that all you've had is fun"https://youtu.be/Mtd_jlV61mA?t=108wha do you think of prioritising having fun over having children and how has this worked out for you.
I saw on the news that there's drought in some parts of the UK. Wtf, we are an island surrounded by water. Literally how is there a water shortage? Just grab a bucket, head to the nearest border and scoop it up.
>>539848945Chuckling at starving when surrounded by fish
>>539848945Go drink some salt water.
In retrospect, we were too hard on Mango Burnham
>>539849222not like other countries dont use desalinisation. then again their water tastes rank. but so does ours? the excuse not to is usually some waffle about cost and time or some other noncesense
desaladise me bumhole
https://xcancel.com/JohnPollock/status/2082384391196594264#m>Poultry numbersThe stupid nigger meant 'paltry' lol
I cup my farts, I capture from my rectal parts.
slags everywhere here lads. can't tell me these girls arent gagging for it if they flew 4hours to walk around naked at 1am
no wonder everyone's depressed
great song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VdMO5Gia-I
>>539849563The DEI accusations are undeniable. Someone called this guy a leading expert in his field.
https://xcancel.com/bruce_barrett/status/2082199364458430782#m
