> have an epic grand narrative of biblical proportions, complete with biblical motifs, epic horizons, classical virtues, noble heroism, Faustian deeds, and a compelling vision of the future > throw all of it away to insist that a woman can be a bad ass tooIs it the best political allegory ever? This is Divine Comedy levels of political allegory…and comedy, incidentally.
>>539848894>add disgusting looking shitskin woman to game>nobody buys the gamekek
>>539848894I haven't played the new remake- why are people so butthurt about this? Michelle Rodriguez and that red head from that 70s show both played butch girl boss women in halo 2 so it's not like this is something new.
>>539849891Therea difference between a woman in command and an obnoxious girl boss.
>>539849891>>539850112Also she voiced a generic marine that wasn't obnoxious.
>>539848894GlobohomoRemaking entertainment in its own imqge
I never played Halo apart from at some mates places. couldn't afford an Xbox in 2001. I had a Gamecube instead. Did they really butcher the game? Why the fuck is there some AI voice in the menu telling me shaders are at 20%? I can ignore cut scenes if the gameplay is fine. just want to know what I am in for using my brothers Gamepass Ultimate
>>539848894I got shit from frens for playing Halo 1 and 2 until 2009, glad I did because fuck remakes.
>>539848894Inb4 zendaya adaptation
stop pretending anyone gives a fuck. you certainly don't. your guy won, why are you still scouring the earth for new things to feel oppressed by?
>>539850867H3 was probably the last one with the original soul. H2 online with the guild/clan system was cool. Back when xbox knew to give players headphones with the console that didnt break immediately.
>>539850930They’re mindless kikeslaves who can’t get anything done unless they believe they’re doing it to thwart some imaginary leftist agenda
so none of you motherfuckers have played the game? I want to know if the gameplay is shit or not
>>539848894How was it a compelling vision of the future? It’s a multiracial hellhole with no right to free association that oppresses people who don’t want to be under the yoke of AI and elderly and female leadership. It’s an ineffective autocracy getting its shit pushed in by the gayest and least threatening aliens that could ever be conjured up. They’re fucking cartoons bro. 1 & 2 were decent and it was over when CoD4 throttled Halo 3 and stole 90% of its userbase.
>>539848894Is that Master Queef?
>>539848894They should have revealed that John Halo was a MtF Pooner style tranny.
>>539851261Why would you even want to know if there were good qualities to something hideous and insulting made by browns and women?One look should tell you it's evil.
>>539851298The Covenant is AmericaElites are WhitesProphets are jewsBrutes are niggersDrones are chinksJackals are spicsGrunts are jeets (originally it was probably intended that Jackals were asians and Grunts were spics)It's extremely obvious when you look at it for more than five seconds that Halo presents America with an aesthetic whitewash of America's opponents in war fighting a faction that actually fights and behaves like America's opponents but has an American Aesthetic coat of paint.The covenant are in an endless prophet-prompted quagmire flying around in their invincible carrier based navy bombing spider holes way outside their borders, get it?
What if its bigger than we think?What if what that ugly bitch is yapping on about is that in the future, those who refuse augmentation will be relegated to the fate and whims of evolution which causes defects and deformities from generations of interbreeding? What if this is a planted seed of misplaced jealousy between those who choose to be augmented and those who don't?Or am I just reading too hard in to this tranny piss injected into my space pewpewpew game?
>>539852646The bad guys in Halo are literally the jews tricking the universe into killing itself.Anything with that kind of message is going to be attacked by the degeneracy machine. They buy these properties and annihilate them on purpose as revenge.
>>539849891WTF I LOVE NIGGERBALL TOO
>>539850445The whole franchise got butchered around Halo 4/5 but it just gets worse and worse and they finally took the leap and made a mockery of the franchise for a bad ass female LARP.
>>539850112They are literally the same thing.
>>539850930LOOK AT THE BUTTHURT ON THIS TRANNYYEEOUCH
>>539851261Yes, it’s shit. Play the MCC if you want to play the originals with better graphics.
>>539852838Halo 2 (2004) had a corny girlboss character but you probably didn’t even play the fucking games
>>539852904Cant you just kill her tho?
>>539851298Yeah the premise is Western civilization created a global space-faring civilization you half wit. Sorry to break it to you but your white only planet and galaxy is at best immersion breaking and nobody normal cares or wants that.
>>539848894seeing webmrel, you know exactly what will happen with pride parades in GTA6 kek
>>539852646You are indeed reading into it too much. The writers are females from California. They just took Halo and injected feminist garbage. That’s all.
>>539849891IT'S JUST WOKE RIGHT CHUDS FREAKING OUT ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING. WOKE LEFTS SEE EVERYTHING THROUGH RACIAL AND IDENTITY OPPRESSION OLYMPICS WHILE WOKE RIGHT THINK EVERY CHARACTER IS PUT THERE TO ATTACK WHITES NO MATTER HOW INNOCUOUS. WOKE RIGHT ALSO DELIBERATELY LOOK FOR THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AND OFTEN MAKE SHIT UP TO "CONFIRM" THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM AND SEE THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE.
>>539852904LOTR also had a corny female character. It didn’t ruin the movies. There’s a difference between one self insert for the 5 female appreciators who is basically an irrelevant side character and a ridiculously hyper-stronk bad ass war hero female central to the story.
>>539851261The only multiplayer is the story.No PVP.
>>539848894I always hated HALO, never understood it, I watched the TV show and hated it more.
>>539849891You tell me.
And you can't kill women
>>539851931That's retarded. The elites are obviously japs.
>>539848894I read the books back when they released the second Halo. Very chemistry oriented but well written. Is the new game woke? I hated that they used Michelle Rodríguez as a voice actress back then.
Chinese outsourcing
>>539853159Are modern devs actually making female characters look androgynous on purpose?It's so retarded their solution to the question "How can we make female characters stronger?" is to make them be more like males.These DEI woke freaks are admitting men symbolize physical strength while acknowledging female strength inferiority.
>>539853250>Hurr durr he said honor and had da sord so he sa muh raiLmao yes anon the japs with thier well known focus on Carrier superiority, special forces, fast air campaigns, and high force concentration. Those japs depressed about how for generations their wars have been nothing but endless quagmires of hunting midgets in foxholes supposedly fought over nebulous philosophical abstracts with no reasonable end win conditions. Gotta be those japs with their famous focus on self propelled mortars and infantry explosives, dam you cant go five feet without tripping over one of those instant japanese forward operating bases they plant down everywhere using prefab materials.Yknow those japs what with their being manipulated by jews who claim to be the chosen people in the Jap religion, with the jews forcing them to babysit infinite brown retards while angling to replace them with niggers.
>>539853905>Are they really just making ugliness on purpose???Do you really not understand that your enemies worship ugliness like it's sacred or are you just being facetious.
>>539853451I know women are property but calling them environment is a stretch
>>539848894Gaylo
>>539848894>throw all of it away to insist that a woman can be a bad ass tooThe crazy thing is that Cortana was effectively the main character of CE.
>>539848894I love Halo.So the remake was ruined?This is exhausting and sad.
>>539849891Theres a wide variety of reasons.New missions suckSprint makes the game easierAds addedTutorial bs addedCan't even get cortans colour rightNew odst woman sucksNpcs race/gender swappedElites now speak english, but their voicelines are completely out of context>Taste my blade hereticHe says despite not having a blade, and master cheif being unable to be a heretic to the elite since he never shared their religion in the first place.It sucks.
>>539854087They don't worship ugliness. It's more that they view traditional beauty standards as unfairly discriminatory (which it is, because that's the point) and seek to gain some vague sense of "equity" by making everyone look "equal" aka the same, with a subjective balance of aesthetics so that no one is prettier or uglier than anyone else. If they could they would make everyone the exact same color too, but that's too far at the moment for obvious reasons.tl;dr they don't worship ugliness, they worship a vague notion of "equitable" appearance where no one can can rise or fall below others in a hierarchy of beauty. While beauty is in the eye of the bolder there are many common attributes that all human societies find attractive and unattractive.
>>539854579spiteful mutants, got it
Nothing seems like old times anymore.
>>539850955>H2 onlineI hosted my own rooms on XBC with muh lightning fast 2mbs upload, live was too communist for the most part, I liked 8v8 slayer and 16 ffa plus king of the hill.
>>539853905Yes, yes they are
>>539853905Yes. The writers and creative designers are literally leftist women and trannies now.
>>539854579Okay so you're just retarded.
>>539848894It's like they are trying to prove chuds right. Did they really think it would be "stunning and brave" if they made their strong woman a complete cunt lacking all respect and self-awareness?
>>539853905It’s a tranny self insert
>>539852904>Halo 2 (2004) had a corny girlboss characterDo you mean Miranda Keys (barely a character beyond pointing Chief in the direction of alien victims), Michelle Rodriguez (just some literal NPC), or Cortana (which, shut up)?None of them were girlbosses because whenever Chief or Sgt Johnson showed up they were all like "oh hey it's this badass, thank heavens I'm saved" instead of "first off it's ma'am, and secondly I saved YOU."
>>539854579No they actually worship ugliness. Everything else is some cope they give to paid underlings so they can tell themselves they're not literally working for baby eaters.
They just need to stop putting those nasty dykes on every single game. It just ruins the immersion and makes you fucking hate the character.
