>>539851070
I forgot to post a link to the story , here you go.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/missing-mitch-mcconnell-sparks-citywide-search/ar-AA28ZInk?ocid=edgntpruby&pc=HCTS&cvid=6a6a825f5a5d4759b754b97e0cb218b0&uxmode=ruby&ei=29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3H2nnxQFLs

>>539851226
I keked

He's on a cooling rack in the morgue, waiting for Aug 3rd to roll by.

>>539851070
>He's on a cooling rack in the morgue, waiting for Aug 3rd to roll by.
Seriously the Governor should put out an APB ON HIM. I bet /pol/ could have found him in the old days. Seems all the autist's fled

>>539851070
As long as he is alive, no matter even if it was alive like Terri Schiavo, the governor can seethe impotently all day long but can't force him to resign.

>>539854212
>As long as he is alive, no matter even if it was alive like Terri Schiavo, the governor can seethe impotently all day long but can't force him to resign.
>>539854212
Oh yes he can. Wouldn't it be weird if both the Ladybug and Turtle bit the dust within a month.

>>539851070
FedEx lost his phylactery in transit. They won't be able to revive him until it is delivered.

Talking about it is pointless.
>stays in isolation
>"he's DEAD they are hiding it from us"
>comes out and gives a public speech
>"he's DEAD and they're using AI/doubles to fool us"
People who think he's dead won't be convinced otherwise and people who think he's alive won't be convinced otherwise. It's the dumbest fucking conspiracy because there is no satisfactory way to prove either way to people.

>>539854212
Looks like an AI pic. Where's the actual proof of life

>>539856305
>People who think he's dead won't be convinced otherwise and people who think he's alive won't be convinced otherwise. It's the dumbest fucking conspiracy because there is no satisfactory way to prove either way to people.
What are you on about. If he gave a short interview it would suffice. Even a sentence