>be me>travel to America>get told to go to a bazillion places>find coupon for this for $5.99 meal>omfg this is amazing>get hershey pieOk Americans, where are other places I should go? I had bucees brisket. Jannies this is /goyslop/ so american politics related.
What region are you in?
>>539851691SE US
I don't understand why it's so difficult to get basic American foods in Europe. I lived over there for several years and you have to go to a specialty "American store" to get things like peanut butter or ranch dressing or etc. I never knew such things were exotic American specialities before, but it's like trying to buy wine or tortillas in Brazil.
>>539851619Also I take bad everything bad zi have said about America. I can literally survive off of dollar tree, and walmart saving WAY more. And this.....this is fucking unbelievable. The bourbon chicken and chess pie....and I can have unlimited ribs. Im from europe btw.
>>539851756As a euro.....I think its almost hubris. Any european city or town would flip its shit over a golden corral or waffle house.
I'd recommend going to one of the following: New York Pizza, Detroit Pizza, Chicago Pizza.all of them double as Italian-American food and you'll absolutely have left oversI'd recommend getting Thai food as idk how rare it is in Europe and its deliciousTex-Mex (often found as simply Mexican Food; I'd recommend getting a rice bowl, but something like a enchilada would be a safe choice - the burrito is tempting, but it's not really a sit-down meal item)I'd also recommend going to at least one buffet. I like Asian Fusion buffets but I'm kind of a pigAmerican style Diner (try the meatloaf)Fish Fry place (if they serve hushpuppies you should be fine - hush puppies are basically falaffel)
>>539851965I get why euors are so impressed with American grocery stores. The ones there are tiny and usually in the basement of some building, with little cuck carts who have to put a 1 euro coin in to rent, no bathrooms, low ceilings, very limited selection, and everyone loads their purchases into a little suitcase roller they drag home because no car.
>>539851983So theres this chinese/ mongolian bbq/ sushi place im gonna try. I went to taco bell and had the grilled cheese steak burrito....awesome. I wanna try korean bbq. Whats wierd is the meat selection is wayyyyyy fucking better here. Like I kinda wanna grill my own steak. The bbq has been ok. My favorite type is kansas city. Any places have this style bbq?
>>539851983Is pizzeria uno good for chicago deep dish?
Okay, I'm usually the first to point out that the hate against American food is overblown but this whole thread is scripted as fuck. >>539851756Nigger, you really expect me to believe Europe doesn't have peanut butter? At least be realistic with your LARP.
>>539852255>you really expect me to believe Europe doesn't have peanut butter?You've never been there because poorfag neet. It was surprising to me as well, same as how you can't get tortillas in Brazil.
>>539852111Theres some big stores. Because apartments and more walking it makes sense for the little stores as you may be cooking for like 2 ish days. I like the american, every house you live in has stocked pantries and everyone has guns. Makes no sense for end of the world movies in the US. People here who arent retarded are stocked up. >big catastrophe>ok cletus, bart, and seabass told me to chill at trailer park compound. Chill.
>>539852393I don't know how prices are now post-covid, but when I lived there most things were on par or more expensive than in the US with the exception of certain items. Cheese for example was cheaper, as was alcohol and cigarettes. Both of those are much much cheaper in Europe, probably due to taxes. Pack of American Spirits that costs $13 in the US is 5 euros there...an it's an American import kek.
>>539852255No, peanut butter is uncommon. I think its wierd. Its healthier than nutella and its very dense. For any euro worried about food scarcity here is really stupid. Euro central planning and such is nice as if fuel was heavily rationed public transport would work but Americans are pretty smart. They wpuld probably do taxi van shit like in europe.
>>539852223That's a chain. You can buy them frozen in grocery stores. Might be fine fresh, can't say. All of the styles I recommend I'd advise trying for a local place.>>539852202Korean barbeque is good. Everything is cut thin and it's very lean meat. >So theres this chinese/ mongolian bbq/ sushi place im gonna try.that sounds like a fusion cafe. If it's a big building it should be good to order whatever and it'll be fancy. If it's like a hallway with tables running along 1 wall with a bar counter occupying the other, I'd recommend ordering the sushi. That kind of place usually has the kitchen stuff as an afterthought - read the reviews though.>Any places have this style bbq?American bbq really doesn't deviate entre wise. Everything is going to have pulled pork / chicken, brisket, and a slaw of some kind. You get some differences in the side dishes as plenty will include mac and cheese, biscuits, or collard greens. I'd always recommend a place that has baked beans as that's very special for me personally; the baked beans always double as an extra dip. You can look for Carolina, Memphis, and Texas barbeque; some niche ones would be Louisiana or Atlanta. You can also try looking for Smokehouse as it is sometimes an alternative title for a barbeque place. I wouldn't knock a place that's just a truck either as they can be ludicrously amazing.>>539852255/ck/ or /int/ would be better for this but what are we gonna do
>>539851619>>539851754Cookout, Bojangles, Zaxbys, and Biscuitville.
>>539851756what american food?lmaowe dont need you stupid shit
>>539852516So depends what you want to buy and where. West europe is more expensive. East europe has now caught up. >Mt. Olive picklesMogs east euro....soggy and shitty in 2 days....could have made it myself pickles. Are trailer parks in like ruralish areas safe for living? I found singlewide 2br/ba for 25k lot fees 250 include water. Jobs around. Im wondering if to make the jump. I can claim asylum.
>>539851756>I don't understand why it's so difficult to get basic American foods in EuropeIt's really not, I live in middle of fucking nowhere in the most declining country side, and the nearest award winning BBQ restaurant is a 20 minutes drive from me, it used to be a 4 minute walk but they left the village because they couldn't sell alcohol due to conflict of interest with the property owner.
>>539851756Tortillas makes sense, if anything the only reason they work in the USA is cause they stupid easy to make and being evidently next to mexicoIf anything I'd be weird out seeing them outside of big cities and south of costa rica/north of colorado
>>539852688Cookout is awesome! Theres this old hotdog place called "Pauls" I want to try because of the relish. Bojangles is just chicken mixed with hotsauce before breaded. I think I may go be a fat fuck at sheetz
>>539852728location matters more than style.look up crime rates per area code + neighboring area codes and the lower the bettertry to get a newer build and you should be okay with shit like termitesalso the south suffers from hurricanes and trailer parks are usually hit the hardest
>>539851619Go to New Orleans if you want food.
>>539851619that's funny, I was just thinking of going to Burger king tomorrow because it's whopper Wednesday. And here I find this thread.
>>539852688Seconding Zaxbys, that shit is good.
>>539852785Yeah but ypu guys modernised. A few mo ths ago I was watching a hamburger being cooked via boiling and thought this was normal. I dont want to go back to literal shitville. EU told us to get fucked. No I am not a xoxol
>>539852883Do they have good wings. I want an all you can eat or cheap wing place. That sounds cool.
>>539851754Jack in the box.Carl's jr/Hardee's5 guys.No in n out, fatburger or Robertos on the east coast unfortunately
>>539852853>Go be a fat fuck at sheetz You sound like me every time I smoke some weed on a drive. Enjoy. >>539852883Hell yeah it is.
>>539851965go try McDonalds and KFC just so you can tell us if it really is shitter in the US. I don't know how much money you have. Personally I want to try all the BBQ shit, NY pizza. Fried Chicken I would just try to eat every chance I got. try all the different styles
>>539852994Whats kinda gay and wierd is europe is like 90 percent there having close sloppa places but just cant get it right with quality and modernisation. Some kebab places come close but its always some wierd shit and they nickel and dime you fpr everything. This shit rules.
>>539851619Avoid any place that is a chain or franchise. Go to any chamber of commerce and ask about local businesses. That's how you find the hidden gems
>>539852111>The ones there are tiny and usually in the basement of some buildingnot true. europe has plenty of big supermarkets. they have smaller ones too but there is no shortage of big box stores in europe
>>539851983new haven pizza is the best one apparently but it's much harder to find outside of the northeast
>>539852202Taco Bell is great drunk food, but it's actually pretty different from normal Tex-Mex. There are hundreds of similar restaurants all named El Azteca or something like that, do yourself a favor and try one, you won't regret it.
>>539853172Well, sounds like you came to the right place.
>>539852997>kfcI knew to avoid that garbage. It usually is coontown but theres a place called Church's thats primo. But dont stay there not safe.>mcdonaldsMeh, only difference was if you use the app you save a bit. Burger King was rediculously good.
>>539852707hamburgers, frankfurters with sauerkraut, and good draft beer
>>539852988It's not all you can eat, but it's good. It sounds like you're looking for something more like Buffalo Wildwings or Wingstop though, you'll get what you want there.
>>539853279i dont eat mcdonalds. like maybe once a year if that. but i ate mcdonalds in europe and it's worse than in america. at least the one i went to.
>>539853340I heard that the bww sauce is in stores and wingstop is gross. Pizza hut was dissapointing. Dominoes of Papa Johns. The strip club close by has .50 cent wings.....is it safe?
>>539853347I had the mcrib once.....circle k has em. Mcdonalds I like a fishwich with tomatoes, pickle, and tomato.
>>539853279I feel like McDonalds is just McDonalds. it tastes the same everywhere. I guess locations can be super shit. KFC I here is terrible in the US. I don't find it the case in Australia. all fast food has gotten to expensive in terms of chains. should hit up all the other fried chicken places. I gather you've been told to go to various different burger joints
>>539853594Yeah I rather grill a hamburger on a grilled cheese or something.
>>539853462Food at a strip club will be fine to eat, just mediocre in quality. You're paying for the tits, not the food after all. And Wingstop is kind of divisive, some people hate it for some reason but I like it.
>>539851754You have to go back. Everything here sucks and is not worth it. Leave now before it's too late. If you insist on staying, our best food is at Church's Chicken. Make sure you talk to the locals hanging around outside for fun tips on where to go next. They are usually the kindest and gentlest people in the region.
Is chic fil a worth it?
>>539853462Also, go to a diner for breakfast if you can find one. Eggs and meat for breakfast is good, plus unlimited refills on coffee. Apparently that last one surprises Europeans.
>>539853734Yes, very.
>>539852828Tortillas suck here, they're always made with wheat and are too small and thick.
yes, only go to corporate factory food establishments and not your local pizzeria, hamburger joint or steak house.this thread is adsand aids
>>539853512fish o filet it is called. i dont eat mcdonalds but when i do that is 50% of the time what i get
>>539851619Go to IKEA that shit is crazy
>>539852688>Not mentioning Pal's Sudden Service
>>539851754If you are ready to gain a new experience level, visit Waffle House. I advise the hash brown potatoes.
>>539854747Nah, Ikea feels sovless. I like the heavy american furniture. I think this is the best place on earth.
>>539854863Been there, luv the chicken sandwich and coffee!
>>539853778Steak and eggs is top-tier breakfast
>>539851754>>539854863seriously bro I would reconsider eating this shit every day. Maybe once or twice a week at most and that goes for all fast food. You have been warned OP.
>>539853778>>539854986sodium, sugar and saturated fat bomb all in one sitting. I just don't understand why they have to put so much sodium in it. steak and eggs does not have a lot of sodium in it naturally so that means they add it.
>>539854638Local places can suck. I went to one and ordered the special: lasagna. It was half burnt and sucked. Olive garden nukes italian restaurants not in italy.
>>539854990Oh of course. But I need to see if I can stay. I can copy most recipes already. I made shit on shingle with egg for breakfast but had salad for lunch. Its just if I go back I will never have this again. I study the goyslop.
>>539854990It's pretty clear he's on vacation, that's the perfect time to gorge and eat food that's terrible for you. It's only if you're eating it every day that it's a problem, if you're on vacation and treating yourself then it's fine.
>>539855057Dude, I work as a cook for a steak restaurant. I slather the flat top with grape seed oil and butter, then COAT the outside of ur steak with salt before putting it on the oily iron. It's why it tastes so good. If you're looking to stay slim, just stay at home and eat spinach if you're hungry. I never eat out lol I'm fucking ripped
>>539855057This. But ihop steak tips are 20 bucks. Its sauteed in balsamic and butter. I luv me some quiche.
>>539855236Yes I kinda proved this getting a use and throw away grill set from 711. Also 711 is awesome i get some hot dogs and a thing of doritos and put chili and cheese and salsa and make a walking taco.
>>539855077>Local places can suck.no shit, so can corporate production facilities>Olive garden nukes italian restaurants not in italyyou put pineapple on your pizza don't you?but to be fair the majority of italian restaurants are run by spics now>even olive garden shills up in here
Also if I can get asylum, is trailer parks dangerous? I drove through and seemed ok.....but you need start somewhere.
>>539851619Cold Stone Creamery
>>539855513No just euro italian food is bland, its like imagine a pizza with tomato paste and like some cheese. Also breadsticks and salad, you are a whiny nigger.
>>539851754Go to a Publix. I've never been, since I live in the Midwest, but they consistently win as what is considered the best grocery store chain in this country, but only exists regionally in the SE quadrant. They are known as having the best deli for grocery stores with the best sandwiches.
>>539851756>I don't understand why it's so difficult to get basic American foods in Europe.Nigger why, you can get food that's a million times better than any fast food place in some random hole in the wall
>>539855567Actually a kind person outside gave me a bunch of free samples as I admitted I was too full so he said I need to go back. Cookie dough with hot fudge.
>>539855669Yeah the subs will feed you all day. I want to.find a gem spot.
>>539855325OP, of you're looking to get served an American Steak AND gain some weight in a way you won't forget, visit Texas Roadhouse, Cheesecake Factory and Golden Corral. If you're just looking to get Americano Sloppo, anything with electric lights and a plastic sign should suffice. Every restaurant in this country caters to the Fatass Within. I've cooked at fast food, Whole Foods and lots of fancy country clubs and ethnic everything- America sells celebration everywhere, which is why we are all generally fat and not rioting against zionist control over our media. I am somehow thin and good looking and poor as fuck with no gf, but I still love cooking and making thin people gain 5lbs of fat with every meal.Thank you for visiting!
>>539855529Not if you mind your own fucking business. I assume. I have no knowledge about or experience with trailer parks, but I'm always right so there you have it.
>>539851619Now watching western girls fucking east asian guys
>>539851754Cookout and Waffle House easily. But depending on what specific state and city you're in within the South I then need to specifically recommend Hattie B's of you're in Nashville, Antoine's if you're in New Orleans, and then just blackened Mahi Mahi, conch fritters and key lime pie in general if you're in southern Florida.
>>539851911>>539851911>I can literally survive off of dollar tree, and walmart saving WAY moreOof you're really roughing it I haven't been to either in a decade. Go to trader Joe's and try these.
>>539856052Im trying to calculate it put to where I am in no way a burden to the system. Yeah locals can neet, but I see opportunity. I actually like tomato sandwiches. Learned that here.
>>539851619>visitng SE USAAnon has discovered salt-and-mayonaisse loaded foods.>>539851911hahahahahaha holy shit this guy is heading for the cliff at high speedenjoy it while it lasts, cuz the novelty will wear off soon.then you'll be left with a uniquely American combination of profound buyer's remorse, sugar shock, and high blood pressure.
>>539855931Depends it seems. Only drawback is you dont own the land. Neat thing is I can pay this off buy some land and have a dacha house. Seems comfy.
>>539856152>I actually like tomato sandwicheThey're good likebthe other day I just cut up some San Marzano tomatoes that grew early in my garden too quickly to make sauce out of bit make some delicious calabreses with some backyard Oregono, local mozzarella, and a balsamic vinegar a friend made. Those calabreses were delicious.What state specifically are you in I can get really specific with recommendations depending on where you're at given I've been almost everywhere east of the Mississippi
>>539856152How old are you? 22-ish?.Have you lived abroad or travelled abroad before?
>>539856256No, you are a gay leaf. You dont go to these places all the time. But you get the most for your dollar. Also you are gay because if you had to deal with european bureaucracy the US system is way easier. Gay leaf
>>539851619Western food is neither goyslop nor shlomochow. Leave the different kinds of creature kibble, the boiled fish and the slop on rice, to the creatures. Western food is the pinnacle of cuisine.
>>539851754go to the gas stations that serve food. usually, they are close to industrial areas with big factories or plants. they usually have fried chicken, fish, fried stuff, slaws and potato salad and a bunch of mexican stuff. all the food is really good. I would always go to those places for lunch when I was working in florida.
>>539856336Thats cool, I caught some catfish and fried it and made a "po-boy". I soaked the fish with vinegar water. Only draw back about america is you really dont have real friends it seems. Like you are your own island. Yes i prefer that over europe but its lonesome at times.
>>539856433Wawa is cool but something about circkle k ribwich with like a bunch of pickles. Sorry for being gross lol.
>>539851911don't eat more than 2 sandwiches from speedway gas stations in one day or you will shit yourself everywhere.I ate 3 and shit myself at a job site doing concrete work and had to go to shartmart to buy new pants, underwear and socks.
>>539856418Uhh ok. However my workouts have been great. They feed these bois in America. Trick is not being lazy.
>>539851619>90 replies laterCracker Barrel.country fried steak meal w/mashed potatoes and green beans is my go to
>>539856600I started cooking here with an army cook manual. Where I stay people bring stuff and see me like fucking gordon ramsey. Tonight like 40 people showed up for my baked spaghetti. I pocketed 60 bucks.
>>539856624Their sausage gravy sucks dude. Even slavic women can make it chunky and great tier.
>>539856467>Only draw back about america is you really dont have real friends it seems. Like you are your own island. Yes i prefer that over europe but its lonesome at times.I feel like that's a west coast or Southern thing which are both very individualistic whereas the Midwest and Northeast are more communal places. Where are you exactly because that hasn't been my experience at home?America as you probably know varies greatly by region, like from my New Yorker perspective Californians are more alien to me than Britons.
>>539851754SeafoodTexmexArbys
>>539852728Mt. Olive pickles are made in india, bro. please don't eat that slop. vlassics pickles are pretty good when I get store bought. I buy them and dehydrate them to take hiking and camping. they are nice to eat as is or you can put them in water and rehydrate them.I usually make my own pickles from cucumbers I grew.
Not political Kys
>>539854920He's talking about the food. Yes, they serve food.
>>539855529Living in a shitty trailer in a shitty trailer park probably won't be much different than whatever eastern European shithole you come from. The white trash will feel familiar, but the soucs and niggers will be new for you. If you're looking to stay, go the Midwest not the south, just avoid the big cities. Those are your people.
>>539855931Minding your own business won't stave off the nigger menace.
>>539851754There used to be a place here in town called cook out. They had some of the best milkshakes i ever tried.
>>539851619>hershey piebased
>>539856521my favorite thing to get at wawa was the chicken salad club. it had like 1/2 pound of chicken salad and 3 strips of bacon on it. then u can add a bunch of other stuff. the sandwich was at least 1000+ calories and only cost like $7. it was the best value for the amount of calories it was. I dunno how much it is now, but it's worth the price.I recommend it highly.
>>539856723it's always fun cooking for a big group of people.
RIP OP, you clearly got hit with a ban on this boring board.
>>539851619Chipotle is great, Krispy Kreme has fantastic donuts, if you're somewhere where it exists "Gideons" has the best cookie i've ever consumed and i've traveled all over the world. Its a 1 lb cookie. They opened one in disneyworld a couple years back now. Lets see...Five guys has incredible burgers worth trying they're just expensive. Cheesecake factory has incredible cheese cake. It really depends on what portion of the US you're in. While waiting for the cpatcha i see you're in the SE. I hope you're in florida, absolutely MUST get gideons. Reall will change your life. The most obnoxious decadent shit in the world.
>>539852516iirc correctly every market except the US/North America gets Japanese-produced American spirits. A Japanese company paid like $8bln for the rights to produce/sell to the other markets. I ran out of American-made American spirits my last day in Tokyo. I had to buy a pack for that last day and while they were still good, you could tell it wasn’t the exact same tobacco as truly American ones.
