THEY ARE BRINGING SATAN TO EARTHhttps://gagadget.com/en/720208-meet-threehalves-a-2-meter-centaur-robot-built-for-disaster-zones/
>>539860769>disaster-zones So LA?
>>539860887>YOU ARE OVERDUE FOR YOUR DRAFT APPOINTMENT PLEASE COME WITH ME
>>539860769>"remain calm we're here to help" said the 8 foot tall talking robotic centaur weilding a chainsaw.
>>539860769>>539860887>>539860895>>539860902how long till someone adds a rubber dick and gets fucked by this thing
>>539860899>>539860999>>539861035>>539861062STOP FUCKING SATAN BEFORE HE KILLS
>>539860769The department of war should order 100,000 of these Satan chainsaw robots and air drop them on Tehran.
>>539860895how do i fuck it
funny but no i will not give you any of my money good luck
>>539860769Is this how they are going to clean up the nigger problem
>>539861062yes
>>539860769Can I sit on it and ride it to work like a horse
>>539860769lmao good luck it looks kind of stiff. Unitree Go2 mogs this abomination of an attempt.
>>539860769> TFW the deer will get sex robots before you doNot fair!
>>539860895lmao
>>539860769This is fucking cool as shit. I want one. Just think of the endless cutting down fun to be had.
>>539861201lmao
It's hilarious.
>>539861201Is your job running a church of satan?
>>539860769>People traumatized and suffering through a disaster>Send in the Satan themed robot, boys!>Profit?
>>539860769> startup "Satyress"> CentaurAm I supposed to believe this Hollywood trash?
>>539861148More like the whites
>>539860769>post obviously fake “social experiment” project>pretend it’s a real prototype and not an art school circle jerkHow low is your IQ that you find this amusing? Middle double digits at best? Surely no higher than a flat 80.
>>539861863MIGAtard christcucks will fall for it and won't shut up about it for years, libs are creating their own headache in real time.
>>539861863>obviously fakeYou think jews are even attempting to hide in 2026? Have you been cloistered in a fulltime job or something?
>>539860769If it was a centaur it would have a human head. What the fuck is this satanic shit??
>>539861062This brings a question if anyone filmed themselves getting fucked by the "Spot" dog robot from Boston Dyamics?
>>539860769Boys, we in the Meda-bots timeline now
>>539860769>YOU WILL GET INTO THE VAN GOY 1847463>IN ONE PIECE OR TWO THE DECISSION IS YOURS BECAUSE WE LOOOOVE FREEDOM OF CHOICE WEEEE DO THAT HERE IN AMERICA BEEP
>>539860902Does the dick go in front or hindquarters?
>>539860769would you let this save you if you were in a forest fire and it came galloping at you with a chainsaw
>>539861062I give it about 5 minutes from boot up
>>539860999Satanic trips of truthWe're all fucked
>>539860887This isn't terrifying at all.Now replace the head with a blow up doll head, a blonde wig, large silicone breasts and a giant dildo if you want it to be truly horrifying.
>>539861062Sigh.. would....
>>539860895>air reservoirwtf for hwat
>>539863395captive human
>>539862605Why not both?
I bet you can stop it with a bucket of fresh carrots. Quadrupeds love carrots.
>>539860769Would. Any rule 34 yet?
>>539860769
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE BEING RESCUED. PLEASE DO NOT RESIST.
>>539860769did he need the horns lol
>>539863986>heIt.
>>539863986To hold on to dummy
That’s retarded, why does it need to have a horned goat head for no functional purpose, when you can just make it a brick-shaped robot head instead
It's missing a 18 in long spear cock from which to fuck your gaping wounds with
>>539860769>>539860887>>539860895
>>539860769>satyr>goat's head of mendeswhat the living shit are they pulling here?>>539863904ffs just hold the hose yourself. humanity has gone utterly stupid.
>>539863327she didn't work for disney, it was just disney day for whatever the fuck event that was
>>539860769Pls someone switch the fucking timeline again I don’t like it here
Thank you baphomet very cool.
>>539860769>paint it black>now give it the head of satan>hmm... it's missing something still>a chainsaw! add a chainsaw!>perfect>now program in Rabbi Goldenmov's 3 laws of golembotics
>>539864509Your creation is beautiful isn't it?
>>539866113Nice, can you do the one with I HATE THE ANTICHRIST guy under the table?
>>539866113How it fucking feels to work hoot owl
>>539865559youre missing the bigger picture in that a child trafficker and abuser has connections with the most popular family theme park on the planet enough to be on stage. it doesnt matter if she works for them or not.
>>539860769Funny how the American robot looks like a piece of crap toy and the chink models look hyper advance and arms that would actually articulate and function.Oh how the roles have reversed so hard. Robots made by Playschool designed by an edgy kid.
>>539860769I thought some of the enemy designs in The Surge were a bit dumb.But you know what? Maybe I was a bit harsh.
yeah that's gonna just be a sex robot if it were real
>>539863964>>539860887this shit is from the backrooms
Is this the new silent hill?
>>539860899Yes
>>539860769It doesn't need that silly head functionally but they couldn't help themselves
>>539865559>she didn't work for disneyno shit, disney is owned by the pedophiles
Those aren't humans they're chinese communists recording a propaganda video instead of doing anything useful.
>>539861035zoomies will shit charcoal
>>539868633It's California
>>539860769Are you really getting this fanatical over a robot goat?
Looks garbageAmerican garbage
>>539866113>performing an emergency field circumcision
