Cats were domesticated before dogs
>>539867469Csts are heavenly creatures.
>>539867469We must splice their dna into us and become catboys as ancient Hekaptah would have wanted
>>539867469It's debatable whether we've domesticated them even now. They just kinda hang out wherever there's food and scratchies.
>>539867469Cats domesticated Humans actually, thanks to Toxoplasmosis Gondii
>>539867469Cats are still not domesticated. Cunts.
>>539867469cats are never domesticated they just want to hang out
>>539867595Just don't put cat poo in your mouth. How fucking hard is that?
>>539867469No they weren't
>>539867469Cats are contemptible creaturesYou all have toxoplasmosis
Dog fags are seething.
>>539867469no
>>539867610Niggers are still not domesticated
>>539867469cats are jews
>>539867469no they weren't, we have older domestic dogswe have them with cavemen, we have them in the pre-Columbian Americas, etc.
>>539867469By niggers.
>>539867595Anon, as widespread as it is, a large portion of lifetime cat owners down have it. For some reason just as many non-cat owners as cat owners have it.
>>539867469>egyptBut that was long after the domestication of dogs. Is this the famous mutt education I heard so much about?
>>539867730You're giving far too much credit to jews there leaf person
>>539867595came to post this without the toxoplasmosis rage meme shit
>>539867838If humans marched out of Africa, why in god's name would a domestication 12,000 miles north happen sooner than the animal that's already right there?dating dates cats right then and there
honestly feel bad for people who've never been able to legitimately connect with a cat
>>539867469Cats are as domesticated as jews are integrated
>>539867469Cats are not domesticated
>>539867536Cats kill indiscriminately and are STILL not domesticated. They're just lazy and believe they are the "chosen" pet.
>>539867775How do you explain every male cat owner I've seen to date being a fruity faggot?
>>539868094why do you know so many faggots
>>539867617Cats lick their own buttholes and paws, then groom their entire body with tongue+paws. Wherever they step, roll around, rub against: you can find this jewwy parasite.
kinda weird nigel ngl
>still no cat pics on this thread
>>539868111Can't help is, it's 2026, everyone is a fag nowadays
>>539867536>>539867559Into hte oven with both of you
>>539868122maybe if god didn't want animals to lick their own asses he should have given them thumbs and shit
>>539868155Well, not everyone has a cat, so there you go.You're even more likely to get toxoplasmosis if you've ever eaten slightly undercooked sheep.
>>539867613You can domesticate them proeprly. Every animal can be. But 99.9% of cat owner don't care to do it, they get cats precisely BECAUSE cat is less responsibility.But I've seen cat owners with a cat on the leash, being just as restricted and behaved as a dog.
>>539868189how do you get rid of it if you have it. some kind of anti parasite drug?
>>539868189So if it's not toxoplasmosis turning everyone into fags what is it? And dont say the vax, people were raging fags before 2020 too.
>>539867469The one lucky thing we got in this shitballs life, cats, and if you don't like them, I'm sorry for you.
>>539867469cats domesticated humans around the time we started storing grain in settled communities and vermin started being a problem
>>539868229Genetics. Homosexuality is caused by a number of genes that influence hormonal profiles amd neurodevelopment. A brain dead fag is just a body. It’s in the brain
>>539868122This isn't how toxoplasmosis work.
>>539867469I post kot
>>539867469No the cats themselves werent worshipped they were just the carriers of the toxoplasmosis parasite thus seen as divine messengers
>>539867469>Cats were domesticated before dogsThe cat isn't domesticated. You are.
>>539867469https://youtu.be/8RZux2hBU_Q
>>539867469You are the dumbest person here. This is one of the most easily verified things to look up. Dogs came about 30k years before cats you retard. Their faces changed in a way cats never did because theyve been with us longer. Cats only came with civilization and are still basically the same exact animal they descend from.
>>539868206>99.9% of cat owner don't care to do it, they get cats precisely BECAUSE cat is less responsibility.>somehow a cat that knows to shit in only the one place indoors is LESS "domesticated" than a dog that can't really be litter trained all that well so has to go outside for it
>>539868637>Dogs came about 30k years before cats you retard.they were wolves once
>>539868206True. I got a 5 month old kitten and I have already taught it that outside zones are strictly forbidden unless it's with me or my gf, to stay still right next to me when I tell it to, to not chew on cables and to not push stuff off tables / shelves.It's still an asshole like most other cats, but each day it better behaved.People who say you can't teach a cat not to do things are weak willed retards. Cats are very smart and know perfectly well when they do something they shouldn't be doing. Or at least mine does, because the reaction I get when I call its name is completely different when its just chilling vs misbehaving.
>>539867956Like with your p-penis?
>>539868154Mechanical Cat
>>539867469we never domesticated cats. they just moved in one day and we learned to tolerate and even appreciate their presence.
>>539867469Cats domesticated humans.
Cats have deceived humans into believing felines are domesticated. They are opportunistic charlatans loaded with crazy.
>>539869021me-ow big boy
>>539869112truly the women of housepets
>>539868460Whew that was a sensible chuckle
>>539867469So cats are more submissive and beta?I've been saying this for years and people didn't believe me.
>>539867469The first relationship between humans and cats was just letting cat live in house which was a good deal for both human and cat because cat actively was getting rid of all vermin going after human supplies while cat had infinite amount of prey and human's mere presence repels everything that would be a threat for cat
>>539868844That's my whole point. They changed because they've been with us much longer out in the forest. Cats just wanted free food like niggers once we began farming.
>>539867564You are retarded
>>539867469That doesn't change the fact your cats will start chewing on your face 5 minutes after you die
>>539868072only kikes hate cats
>>539869021if you can fit into a cat, not like you're wowing human women, so, more power to you bro
>>539869288the word you're thinking of is "sybiotic"dogs are too they're just way more servile and fawning and sycophantic with it most of the timewe had food which meant we had rats and they're nature's most efficient predators when they've not been domesticated and fat so long they just play with them
>>539869581>*symbioticdamn jews
>>539867469>Cats were domesticatedThat's like saying that the bowel worms were domesticated.Being kinda cute doesn't make a parasite not a parasite.
>>539867469Cats aren't domesticated.
>>539867617it is beli beli hard saar
>>539867469>Egyptians were before cavemen
Him huntThere are even smaller ones than the one Dali owned (an ocelot) in the wild, it would be awesome to have a harmless but 100% feral psycho little pheline around
