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Bomb pooland.
>>539867883truph nuke
>>539867805ZTalmud denouncedBlood and SoilUpdating Rentry for info on strikes
>status>status>status>3 day baka>kekarinho>pypais this all that is left?
>>539867952
Z
>>539867848ywnbam
Update: we are making Kvass tonight while watching Hohols get bombed. Life is good.
>>539868037>I spent hours with him, and I'm not deadThink the bigger concern here is whether or not he got raped or at least sexually harassed by her
>>539868060where is the rat?
>>539868060ywnhh
>>539868037Not even hohols are stupid enough to kill or maim Trump's mistress
>>539868143why would he want to hug a hohol though?
>>539868143>ywnhhYou Will Never Heil Hitler?
>>539868185Why wouldn't you?
So the big missile penetrating poland plotline has already ran its course?
VLADIMIR, STOP!
>Geran strikes on ships in the Black Sea
>>539868227They stab you with their salo knivesAt least two such cases already in finland
>>539868143hate hohols?>>539868106in her clothes
>>539868143You will never hold hands
>>539868411have hairits all gone!!
So how hard has Keeiyooiyv gotten bombed last night?Looks like the Hohols just did yet another false flag in Poland.
>Impact crater of the missile that hit PolandHyhyl air defense again too small for Kh-101
List of targets hit (MOD)https://archive.today/XPabp
>>539868476Women really do like talking about hair
>>539868476He probably has some extant hair follicles that rogaine could work on.
>>539868481bit of a bombing
>>539868496
>>539868518>>539868547I defended you slightly
>>539868496>no scorch marks>no debris
>>539868550kek
>>539868558you didn't but it's fine, sir.
>>539868496BEHOLD the MIGHTY russian ATTACKIm going back to sleep... Keep duking it out with each other you both post-soviet republics!
>>539868572>539868550
Glory to RKN Max is best messenger
>>539868576>>539868547
>>539868588>Takes it up the ass by a hohol>O KURWA MAC
>>539868496This should be the new flag of Poland.
>>539868496Guyse, it's over. WWIII now.
>The Russian Armed Forces liberated four settlements in one day.>We are talking about Krasnoyarskoe in the DPR, Malaya Slobodka and Mogritsa in the Sumy region, Yurchenkov in the Kharkov regionHohol sisters...
>>539868037>I wasn't disintegrated by an Iskander on the spot and had a good time with the shabbiest goy alive checkmate woke right putin
>>539868602weird rape fantasies youve got there, you autistic tranny
>>539868616
>>539868635You always take it up the ass by hohols and yet you do nothing each time. A whore you are. Keep dreaming of a new Commonwealth larp
Hey frens, I fell into a food coma in March 2022 and missed the rest of the Special Military Operation. Can you catch me up on how it went? Last time I checked the situation was picrel and Russia had taken Kherson and was about to take Kiev.Did NATO fall apart yet?
>>539868576I debunked his claim which called into question the technical veracity of his diss. So it disarmed it slightly
>539868582we will rape you
>>539868547Swedish merchant strikes again
>>539868681Some faggot accidentally posted a selfie of himself and his mom and self doxed
>>539868681You missed the fact that your beloved ZOG lost and ZOGshills like Kirk are getting blown out by trannies randomly
>>539868681That's not how a food coma works. You don't lose consciousness or something
>>539868550lmao
>>539868698I'm angry I never made this. I'm stealing it
>>539868681>Did NATO fall apart yet?Yes here is the current world map to update you
>>539868698I look nothing like that and do none of that
>the ukraine
>>539868754Why is Antarctica not serbian? Did you make a deal with the penguins or something?
>>539868647God really sat down and asked the Seraphim how much sex can fit into a woman and made Miruko
>>539868037Doesn’t this just mean that the so-called ‘based pro-white nazis’ are just jewish slaves?
>>539868698>merchantIt's glowies now
nigger
>>539868816
post additional award proposals
>>539868809As a gesture of good will, all Yakubian scum were moved to their Antarctican reservation (agartha)
>>539868895Forgot Volyn award
>>539868610I want to fuck anna poklondsaya in her asshole. When I was 29, I dated a 49 year old (who was alrrady a mom, et cet). She asked me to hit her hard (I didn't, I just lightly spanked her but I could not hit her) and she asked me to fuck her asshole
>>539868868Are Poles explicitly saying it's a Russian missile?
>>539868610That flag is already taken
>>539868726QRD?>>539868728But Russia won, right? Ukraine didn't kill a hundred thousand Russians, more than the entire NATO combined since 1946?>>539868731Sounds like someone's eating at the kids table. My food comas aren't even comas. I literally die and after a while get sent back from Sovngarde because I'm eating too much of their food.>>539868754S R B I J AD OT O K I J A
>>539868895STILL SENDING GIBS AWARD is missing
>>539868937
>>539868840Didn't they just use ours?
>>539868946This is the faggot who accidentally posted his self with his mom at some sort of event He has green eyes, brown hair He’s the only “Serbian” most likely a fag hohol that I’ve ever seen as parasitic and anti Russian
>>539868946Oh it’s you, faggot ywnbaw
>>539868698>>539868840https://files.catbox.moe/hqdhok.mp4
>>539868934Anal is for gays and faggots.
>>539868754greenland is neutral
>>539868902You better have compensated the penguins for them to have to deal with all that
>>539868993hello ukraine are you still mad at me
>>539868550
>>539868934>she asked me to fuck her assholeThat was her gentle way of saying you have a tiny dick.
>>539869066>are you still mad at meare you still fat attentionwhore?
>ziggers cannot compete with yet another amazon warehouse being bombedshills on suicide watch
>>539868840nigger what? We have had our own version of GRU for ages now. A glownigger from there was recently arrested in Russia
>>539868754Do we have to have the mutt and nigger parts?
>>539868748We will give a permission to steal it.
>>539869091no and no
>>539869078
>>539868681Take a look at your (((ISW))) map. They lost Lugansk, Donetsk, most of Zaporozhye, 30k tanks, 45k APCs, over 5k artillery systems, dozens of aircraft, dozens of Patriot batteries, lost to Houthis and Iran in the meantime, have assigned the remaining air defense stockpiles to Israel, are begging Greece for their remaining three Patriot. It’s ogre, Belgrade tranny.
>>539868946What are you even eating that it figuratively kills you
>>539869129>Do we have to have the mutt and nigger parts?No, leave them to me
>>539868698>>539868778we look like this and do that
>>539869129Any excess farm tool (nigger) that can't be fit into agartha will be launched into the sun.
>>539868839YES controlled opposition to destroy white people. And will the empty space with pajeets niggers etc.
>>539869155
>SOLDIERS BUILD HOUSE TO AVOID FIGHTING>A Ukrainian commander offered soldiers to build him a house so they wouldn’t go to the front. 80 soldiers agreed.>-> Pretty obvious deal for the soldiers, safe construction work on a house instead of trenches at the frontline. No brainer.>The 43-year-old commander was busted with 80 soldiers building him a mansion with a pool. Pretty insane.>Military transport and materials were used for the construction site.>According to the investigation, during martial law he involved about 80 servicemen of his unit in building his own house in the Podilskyi district (Odessa Region), reducing the unit’s combat readiness and damaging state interests.>During searches at the suspect’s residence, construction site and car, investigators found about 80 soldiers performing construction work.>The commander was detained and faces up to 10 years in prison… unless he has friends in higher positions.damn illegal construction
>>539869123The thumbnail looks like someone drew cartoon fire on Ukraine
>>539869213Anal sex increases the chance of eventual AIDS
>>539869247
>>539869270It's about the only way to get aids from sex
>>539869249pretty accurate
>>539869333I wish people would stop having anal sex. Why don't folks switch to having intercrural or something? Anal sex should not be the default for the homosexualities
>>539869247THey constructed the pool first?
>>539869247The obvious punishment should be sending them to the frontline guided by suicide drone.That way they can make yet another gore video for /uhg/ when they try to escape
>>539869247>nooo, your pigger slaves need to die on the front! Moloch demands sacrifice!
>>539869356There's nothing wrong with ass fucking a chick who has a beautiful and plump ass. She has to be forced to juice fast beforehand though
>>539869356or better yet, the state promotes people having anal sex and then captures and publicly executes anyone stupid enough to believe it.
>>539869247I'd understand if he was building it in like Poland but using your soldiers and military construction materials to build a house in a country that's dood if your military fails and is liable to get blown up even before is straight up nigger-tier retardation.
>>539869356I wish people and women would stop having sex unless it's Brittany and it's with me
>>539868547
>>539869383what happened to crimea kun anyways?
>>539869333It's possible through PIV but it's diminishingly rare. And even moreso with circumcision
TZDyou will pay for the crater
>>539869437I don't know about wrong. I'm just saying it's riskier.
>539869383>THey constructed the pool first?das rite
>>539869496>It's possible through PIV but it's diminishingly rareUnless you literally put sand, steam or dessicating herbs in a cunt like Africans do because they think it makes them feel tighter
>>539869437wrong
>>539869487
>>539867991N
>>539869247Another day, another corrupt scheme.Too bad Odessa will probably get taken by the time the construction would have been completed anyway.
>>539869548nice pool
>Russian Africa Corps have been spotted in Gossi which was previously claimed to be JNIM controlled
>>539869611(You)
Upon failure like missing the target or otherwise malfunctioning, most guided missiles have some kind of self destruct system or some other failsafe.It's possible that the crater is so small and has no scorch marks because the rocket went inert or blew itself up and the remains smashed into the ground.
>>539869136Did this guy find a way to legally get away with murder?>kill person>get trialed>"I'm sorry, I thought it was a Christian.">freed from all charges
Good Morning, Lvov
>>539867805Who's winning?
>>539869508Cry about it
>>539869356Anal damage is the goal of homosex, not an unwanted side-effect.
>>539868895
>>539869619>DindéNufen
>>539869636Then there would be debris.
>>539869665There doesn't even have to be damage, anon.
>>539869691the remains could, theoretically, be just slightly underground in the middle of the crater.
>Expanding the security zone along the Russian border>Yurchenkovo in the Kharkov region, Mogrytsa and Malaya Sloboda in the Sumy region are under our control.
>>539869636It looks more like a metorite or solid rod struck the ground.
>>539869725We got a gay buttsex expert in the thread
>>539869752this. why a perfectly circular hole?
>>539869725Maybe it's true, but if there's no anal damage then there's no point in engaging in anal sex in the first place.The damage is the entire point.
>>539869801Kava status?
>>539869752or a simple detonation of a stationary charge
>>539869807>why a perfectly circular hole?This is kinda confusing considering we're now on the topic of buttsex
>>539869384Can't wait till it finally gets confirmed a lot of these drone videos are actually bussified Ukrainians getting droned by Azov.>>539869455Our guy was just very confident that Ukraine is winning. Good for him.>>539869487Was waiting for somebody to do that. LOL.>>539869625Thank you, Saaaaaaaaaaar.
>>539869752low orbit ion cannon, partial single reactor ignition
>>539869619Masha, stop!
>>539869508Nigger.
>>539869752>solid rodboski przepychacz
>>539869839or someone just threw a hand grenade>tho there is video/sound of in coming missileanyway polacks should chill the fuck out all that got hit was a field of dirt, whoever did it.
>>539869870No it would be a standard rod of god
Boeing won't let the Ukraine produce parts for Patriot on its territory>Boeing lehnt ukrainische Produktion von Patriot-Komponenten ab – Die Welt>US-Präsident Donald Trump hatte zuvor erklärt, dass die Ukraine eine Lizenz zur Herstellung von PAC-3-Raketen für die Patriot-Luftverteidigungssysteme erhalten werde, berichtet die deutsche Zeitung Die Welt.>Der Konzern Boeing habe sich geweigert, Drittländern Lizenzen für die Herstellung der Suchköpfe der Patriot-Raketen zu erteilen – der komplexesten Komponente der Rakete.>Gleichzeitig steht der Hauptproduzent der Patriot-Systeme, Lockheed Martin, unter Druck des Weißen Hauses, die Raketenproduktion auszuweiten. Das Unternehmen ist dabei auf wichtige Zulieferer, darunter Boeing, angewiesen.
>>539867805
>>539869743It would be scattered everywhere if it self destructed or was shot down. If it did self-destruct, it would have done it before it reached so far into poland. The story is bullshit. Besides, the claim is that there was a loud explosion and what felt like an earthquake. We're clearly meant to believe this is a 1000lb payload hitting the ground at great speed. >>539869767I'm knowledgeable of buttholes, anon. The rectum is a quick pathway to the bloodstream, that's how suppositories work and why storing drugs in your but is very dangerous. The cells in there are also very susceptible to passing on HIV. AIDS is a gay disease for a reason. Taking it up the ass is by far the quickest way to contract it.
>open /pol/>russia burning after daily drone strikesJust puts a smile on my face every time
>>539868816Were those 2 drones literally competing for a kill?
>>539869856It was. Internal documents that pertained to treatment of surrendering comrades got leaked. The Ukrainians kill their surrendering soldiers before they can get picked up by the Russians. Both to generate permoga videos and to disuade surrendering.
>>539869619So this cleanup is going better then expected. Shame that Africa is such a shithole that there will always be low IQ niggs who will terrorize their own country for Zionists to earn 10$ a month.
>>539870004>>539870010ukr_pics shift has started
>svinodvoechka with 14 seconds split This glowniggers never learn
>>539868816modern warfare is so much fun as a grunt>artillery>guided missiles>drones>the occasional tank shell :^)
>>539870073>>539870106Like clockwork
>>539868839
>>539870055Wow.
>>539870073They really need to get some new material. Or a hobby.
>>539870132id live though im so good at shooting down drones in half life alyx
>offended by been called svin without direct address>immediately posts about it Yep glowniggers still having self-awareness of potato bag Go back in the trenches tarabs
>>539868839No, they serve kikes out of their own volition and are very proud of this
>>539870201There is literally not a reason for these groups to exist without antisemitism. They can join AFU, SBU, ANTIFA... and have function.
>>539870217>Or a hobby.Does self-mutilation and homosexuality count as a hobby?
>>539869129Lowkey, I'd support such a superstate.
>>539870285Many of them are socialist jews
>>539870286kek ive just noticed i fucked up the reply
Is there a map with the current gainz overlayed with the 4 oblasts claimed please. I want to see how long to go until Russia has taken what they wanted.
>>539870303but sireyour flag
>>539869129Amerimutts have nice Forests and Beaches,sadly mutts live near them
>>539870336New goatse.cx looks wild
meine seitenhttps://litter.catbox.moe/bl3jhf.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/bl3jhf.mp4
>>539870338>until Russia has taken what they wantedThe parts Russia wants (land bridge to Crimea and Azov sea) were already taken in 2022.
>>539870348I'm okay with serbs
>Russia has once again attacked civilian targets in the Ukrainian capital tonight as well.>It's already intriguing that here at home, both the far left and far right only complain when Ukraine mirrors these attacks.>#Heucheleidamn war criminals
>>539870419what a classic
>>539870319There is no such thing as "socialist" jews, or "nationalist" jews, or "Russian", "American", "the ukrainian" jews. It's all the same subhuman tribe. Don't fall for the Esau gambit.
>>539870472>treasure of the Ukrainian capital>book market in what looks to be a corrugated metal shedgrim
>>539870487This. It’s all the same tribe, and you’re not a part of it.
>>539870440>we have already won in 2022Dude I fucking love this thread. Ziggers are the most buckbroken cucks on this board
>>539870487Socialism and nationalism is a series of beliefs thst can slot on top of their jews ethnicity and religious beliefs.That's not the case for any nationality.
>>539870472how would russia react IF
>>539870472>here at homeWhich country?
>>539870472What are the chances it's a patriot missile?
>>539870472
>>539870573>we have already won in 2022That's literally not what I said. Are you literate? Can you read and write?
>>539870573>Ziggers are the most buckbroken cucksSays the fag who thinks setting a shop on fire is a huge victory
one peepooone struggle
>>539870645It’s a brownoid shill, I’m surprised it knows how to breathe without being constantly reminded.
>Goyman news still don't report>only carefully repeating what out shabos goyvernement releases>still no call for testice 5it's almost as If they know something we don't know
>>539868037The hohols aren't nazi as in anti-jews anti-soviets.They are neo-nazi as in pro-jews, anti-russians.
wowie
>>539870710Wait a minute...
>>539870584They don't believe in anything except being the chosen overlords for the inferior cattle. All "-ism" ideologies are for goys to be distracted with constant infighting among themselves.
>>539870710I'm really enjoying how Twitter sometimes translates posts straight into pure coal.
The Polish city of Lwów at this very moment.
>>539870288>There is literally not a reason for these groups to exist without antisemitismOf course there is, in fact they could not properly function WITH anti-semitsm. Jews are the ones who provide the experience of being right-wing, which is the only thing they really care about. They create the (((based))) media, their zionist conservative political parties provide the political pereMIGAs, they sell all the parts of the right-wing lifestyle, their supposed military victories provide psychosexual soothing. The essence of being right-wing is having an imaginary jew bull—though one man, Jeremy Hambly, is brave enough to make it an actual one.
>>539868681Ukraine's population is at 22 millions and going lower THD!
>>539870710I drive with Z here
>>539870338I had one I made myself. Lost it due to a system error tho
>>539870832Nooooooooo, my real estate investments!
