BREAKING! Americans will now LEASE their personal laptops and other devices!>Apple Upgrade launches in the United States>A new leasing program provided by Klarna offers eligible customers monthly payment options for Apple devices, including iPhone starting at $17.99 per month and Apple Watch starting at $11.99 per monthhttps://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/07/apple-upgrade-launches-in-the-united-states/
>>539875706They voted for this
>>539875706apple will lose money on this and cancel it within a year.
>>539875706I have no problems giving Apple access to all the blacked porn on my mobile if In return I get a brand new iphone
>>539875706Who? americans, yeah? I couldn't care less, to be honest.
>>539875706if it's a budget model it's not worth itif it's the $3000 top tier model for $18 a month, and upgrade to the newest one once a year, it's not a bad deal
>>539875706>SLAVES own nozzing Imagine my shock!!!!!If I got you working for me but I payed you with copied Monopoly money but I had you so brain fucked that you thought it was real money and you kept working for me for free to me copied Monopoly money does that make you my slave?It’s called babylonian money magicEnd the Fed
>>539875706It says nowhere that they have to lease.Why is OP such a disingenuous faggot?
>>539875791Who exactly voted and moar importantly who’s counting them?
>>539875706I already rent my women so why not my phone?
>>539875706The AI shills that spam this board will say that it's a good thing.
>>539876451>rent women I buy uranium from womenStep up to my level
>>539875706You're dumb enough to own an apple product, you get what you deserve. At least this will take the place of paying $800, for a $25 repair.
>scamming shitskins and sub 90 iq normalfagsbased predatory loan companies
>>539875706If I got you working for me but I payed you with copied Monopoly money but I had you so brain fucked that you thought it was real money and you kept working for me for free to me copied Monopoly money does that make you my slave?It’s called babylonian money magicEnd the Fed"Controlling the world's sources of news, Jews can always prepare the minds of people for their next move. The greatest exposure yet to be made is the way that news is manufactured and the way in which the mind of whole nations is molded for a purpose. When the powerful Jew is at last traced and his hand revealed, then comes the ready cry of persecution and it echoes through the world press. The real causes of the persecution (which is the oppression of the people by the financial practices of the Jews) are never given publicity."~ Henry Ford, Sr.May, 1920PS End the fucken Fed NOW!!
Americans keep voting for this do they want it
>>539876185Phone / cellular service providers already offer deals like that. Apple just wants to consolidate more power and control over their consoomers.
>>539876644Voting for what exactly.Do tell.I want to hear what the eurotrash zoomer has to say.
>>539875706>laughs in Linux
>>539876579>>539876592So many such cases……Sad"If Americans ever allow banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children will wake up homeless."-Thomas Jefferson
>>539876695>Voting for what exactly.Jewish megacorporations and technofeudalism
>>539876185>and upgrade to the newest one once a yearWhen they can force the consumer into only leasing their products they won't bother to make new models every year. The current sales model encourages small upgrades to keep you giving them money every year. Once they have you in a forever lease they will upgrade slower than the old Ma' Bell telephone monopoly. Then Samsung and Google would quickly and happily join Apple while they ban Chinese phones from import.
>>539876789>technofuedalismLols. Oh sure , that's.it.
>>539876714>laughs in $100 pi and $80 AI
>>539875706Capitalism Bros... Your response?
>>539875915Incorrect, it would be Klarna on the hook, not apple.
>>539876789If you don't want this you are communist
>>539875915A sucker is born every minute.
>>539875706Based, I hate Applefags
>>539876837If I got you working for me but I payed you with copied Monopoly money but I had you so brain fucked that you thought it was real money and you kept working for me for free to me copied Monopoly money does that make you my slave?It’s called babylonian money magicEnd the Fed"Controlling the world's sources of news, Jews can always prepare the minds of people for their next move. The greatest exposure yet to be made is the way that news is manufactured and the way in which the mind of whole nations is molded for a purpose. When the powerful Jew is at last traced and his hand revealed, then comes the ready cry of persecution and it echoes through the world press. The real causes of the persecution (which is the oppression of the people by the financial practices of the Jews) are never given publicity."~ Henry Ford, Sr.May, 1920PS End the Fed
>>539876714Tranny OS
>>539875706Im just not going to use Apple products. Ever. Im just not fucking doing it.End their era of decadence and overhyped bs. Same for microshit.For me, its Linux.
>>539876857Where does it say you uave to lease?Stupid nigger, at least read it.
>rent apple device>sell it with the other phone you stole>twerk>reparations
>>539876857End the Fed!!
>>539876967Hay!!! Cool it with antisemitism
>>539875915This is already the model cellphone carriers use when they give you a "free" phone.
>>539876859theyre already in trouble with people not making payments on their financed hamburgers. this is going to go well.
>>539876857Ok mosheIt is time to show that the cry of bigot is raised mostly by bigots. There is a religious prejudice in this country; there is, indeed, a religious persecution, there is a forcible shoving aside of the religious liberties of the majority of the people.And this prejudice and persecution and use of force, is Jewish and nothing but Jewish.If it is anti-Semitism to say that Communism in the United States is Jewish, so be it. But to the unprejudiced mind it will look very much like Americanism.Communism all over the world and not only in Russia is Jewish."- Henry Ford, The Dearborn Independent, 1922 (parts can also be tound in)1922,The International Jew, The World's Foremost Problem.
>>539875791fpbp
>>539877173"Controlling the world's sources of news, Jews can always prepare the minds of people for their next move. The greatest exposure yet to be made is the way that news is manufactured and the way in which the mind of whole nations is molded for a purpose. When the powerful Jew is at last traced and his hand revealed, then comes the ready cry of persecution and it echoes through the world press. The real causes of the persecution (which is the oppression of the people by the financial practices of the Jews) are never given publicity."~ Henry Ford, Sr.May, 1920
>>539877029Are you saying it comes with a wireless connection? Because if not, they're not remotely the same business model.
>>539877261Don’t own nozzing >lease apt>lease car>lease computer >But CC is maxed and barely keeping up with min payment while working 60hrsYOU ARE A SLAVEIf I got you working for me but I payed you with copied Monopoly money but I had you so brain fucked that you thought it was real money and you kept working for me for free to me copied Monopoly money does that make you my slave?It’s called babylonian money magicEnd the Fed
>>539876185what if the phone is 6 million? then it’s a real bargain!
>>539877261>>539877472>you are a slaveAnd the best kind…..The one that doesn’t know he’s a slave
>>539875706I haven't bought a PC in 10 years, my family keep giving me "used" computers (2-3 years old) because they need to consume a new computer/laptop.I would make a home lab if I weren't to lazy, lol.I use NixOS btw.
>>539875706I've been thinking about shorting Apple for like 4 years now. I can't see how they stay relevant in the future. They're the best at nothing anymore
>>539877573All of Europe 9.5M Jewish people lived. Hitler killed 6M and 3.8M collected reparations. My question is how did Hitler round up all the Jewish people in Moscow Madrid and London?When you dig a littler deeper 2.4M Jewish people lived under Nazi Germany and 3.8M collected reparations There is obviously fraud collecting reparations My second question is where did the 6M come from ?
Android did it first
>>539877707Read the news, you ignorant dipshit.https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/apple-briefly-becomes-second-company-ever-notch-5-trillion-market-value-2026-07-28/https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2026/07/28/apple-briefly-surpasses-5-trillion-market-value-joining-nvidia/
>>539877667Dumb niggers dont realise indentured servitude is a type of slavery
>>539875915Black people will take them and sell them without making one payment
>>539877892Yes, I'm aware that they bizarrely keep growing but I do not know why
>>539876695consumers vote for it by buyihg them and not being discerningthey readily pay for poor quality rather than punishing it, so the quality of goods/services decreases
>>539877892Based poodroid could never
>>539877742> where did the 6M come fromThey made it up
>>539877261This is an incredibly jewish postOnly a shitskin kike animal could come up with such a pilpul>>539877472You're a fucking retard for even continuing the discussion past that post when the person revealed that they're actually not a person but a shitskin kike animalYou probably let your dog sit at the dinner table, too.
>>539875706$18 a month is $216 annually. Iphone 17 starts at $800. But goycattle will want an Iphone 20 in two years. By then Klarna will have received $400 in cash, and the used phone back. Let's say they can sell the used phone for another $400. That's $800. They broke even in two years. So there is money to be made here. It all comes down to what they can do with all the used phones returned by customers. Furthermore, Klarna will make money from getting bulk discounts from Apple, and from interest on late payments.As long as you pay on time, this will probably be marginally cheaper for the customer (on average). And you share part of this margin with Klarna. What is the issue exactly? If Klarna rug pulls you and changes the terms then you just go to Apple and buy a phone directly. Then Klarna get stuck with millions of rapidly devaluing inventory.
>>539877742>>539877134>>539876977I agree. Capitalism has made you a slave to thw Jew.
>>539877930This. Niggery might be how we ultimately defeat the machine.
>>539877685Same here. My wife works in a lot of stem research projects and get new MacBookPro’s all the time. So I get the old ones.
Just wait till normies start paying to lease brainchips to fit in
Why are normies so obsessed with latest apple faggot phone. I have a $300 Android phone from 3 years ago and it's just fine. Anything with a snapdragon 8 made within last 5 years is plenty fast for anything you'd reasonably do on your phone. I got the appeal of buying a new phone every couple years back in the early 2010s when there was a ton of innovation going on but these days it's just the same shit but slightly faster each year.
>>539878267It is time to show that the cry of bigot is raised mostly by bigots. There is a religious prejudice in this country; there is, indeed, a religious persecution, there is a forcible shoving aside of the religious liberties of the majority of the people.And this prejudice and persecution and use of force, is Jewish and nothing but Jewish.If it is anti-Semitism to say that Communism in the United States is Jewish, so be it. But to the unprejudiced mind it will look very much like Americanism.Communism all over the world and not only in Russia is Jewish."- Henry Ford, The Dearborn Independent, 1922 (parts can also be found in)1922The International Jew, The World's Foremost Problem.
>>539878411Fashionism, it's different to the bad kind of authoritarianism because spelling and rainbows an shiet
>>539878411(((Marketing)))Shrimple AsThe greatest exposure yet to be made is the way that news is manufactured and the way in which the mind of whole nations is molded for a purpose. When the powerful Jew is at last traced and his hand revealed, then comes the ready cry of persecution and it echoes through the world press.~ Henry Ford, Sr.May, 1920
>>539878301*Same here. My MOM works in a lot of stem research projects and get new MacBookPro’s all the time. So I get her old ones.You have to be 18 to post hereFun FactCompany laptops have sensitive information. They do NOT give you a new one and forget about the old so it can be given to kids who then serf questionable websites
>>539875706The end goal of big tech right now is to own all the computing power, and end personal computers. Their dream is for you to own a terminal to remote into their servers to use their computers with a monthly cost.This is them testing the waters for if people will pay monthly subscriptions for handheld devices.
>>539876918Henry Ford almost achieved what Apple wishes they could do... complete top down vertical domination of all aspects of the corporation.
>>539879230Yeah You can “lease” server 4G ram and 125GB storage for like $20/mo But price exponentially grows as you take up moar power. Something like thousands/mo for computer you can put together for <$10k
>>539875706At least that's more honest than pretending you'd get to own your device when you don't.
>>539875706Leasing electronics has been a thing for a long time
>>539879318YesIron ore from yoo-peeOnions made into rubber from lower MIAnd everything inbetween As if he was tying to cut the (((middle men))) out.
>>539875706>>539875915>>539876185>>539876261doesn't this program create a huge market for used iphones? we can expect pallets of slightly used older devices to flood the market as they are retired from this leasing program
>>539879137Retarded burger. She’s a university professor and does what the fuck she wants with her grants. Computers are write off’s after two years.
>>539879546Kek it’s ben sooo long since I had to deal with it $0y who uses that word anymoar?
>>539879572They’ll sell them in India
>>539879602>work>academicWe are not the same
Apple getting into the business of repossessing $400 phones and $50 watches (production costs, not MSRP) from niggers doesn't seem like a good use of their time and effort.
>>539875706Leasing my next e-bikeIt's a good deal. Automatically insured for theft and damages, includes maintenance and I get a brand new bike every 3 years.I will not own it and I will be happy.
>>539879546Of course he wanted to cut middle men out. But he also wanted to take investors money and then use it for whatever he wanted. He was a greedy fucker who blamed jews of course.
>>539879546>picis that where the seething comes from when it comes to Steam being a private enterprise?
Why is leasing a girlfriend/wife still socially unacceptable?
>>539875706If this becomes normalized: I will carry a micro bb pistol to shoot apple screens through my jacket lining. >Apple stock will be shorted and we will all be happier
>>539875706He's right that it's about the data. Privacy laws weren't written with a lease model in mind. Why do you faggots need a new phone all the time anyway? I dont get it. And it's always the people with the least money that buy the newest ifag.
>>539876723The world: if you are a Jew and you don't feel safe living here, then maybe you shouldn't live here, or there, or anywhere you don't feel safe, really
>>539875925t. Burger on vacation
>>539879541apple already had a "subscription" you could pay to get the newest model every year, which they just endedthis is just somebody else underwriting it
>>539879137And? It's a free computer, wipe Windows and put Linux.Easy
>>539875706What will happen with all the devices at lease termination? Probably landfills and turd world resale. Great. I hate all the fucking retards that made perpetual phone upgrades a thing. Ooooh. Shiny. Maybe try spending less time on your phone.
I can maybe see the benefit uf upgrading phones regularly, though that's probably more because they seem to have planned obsolescence more strongly linked to them. My current phone is several years old and it's battery life has gone to shit. But outside of updating individual parts on gaming PCs I don't see why this would apply to computers these days. I only bought a new laptop recently because my 10+ year old one essentially couldn't connect to the internet anymore. Maybe could have gotten it fixed but it had other issues too. I guess they're trying to make computers like phones in every way.
>>539880277There is obviously no sensible answer that makes any sense. The real answer is because males are enraged at the idea of others getting pussy they can't have, they want reproduction control, a thinly veiled human form of bulls getting enraged seeing another bull having sex, it's a deeply ingrained instinctive reaction of jealousy. And females see them as deadly competition to them. However many females are caught in a quagmire because they also want to act like they're constantly being exploited and put down by the patriarchy so want to make out that everyone with a pussy is holy and pure. So they blame the men rather than the women.
>>539879572You'll have to turn in the old one to get the new one most likely
>>539875925Kek.
My android phone is 11 years old and works fine
>>539880508Yes
>>539877772>no credit neededHow gaped do you think their customer's assholes are?
>>539875706>filtering their most personal data through hardware that isn't truly theirsWhat is the difference? They already filter their most personal data software that isn't truly theirs, and thatis all that TRULY matters
I looked up a Oneplus 15 and it costs more than an iPhone. The latter could be traded in for more than its worth years after I've owned it. My Pixel was totally worthless after I bought it and it's only now that I could get a couple hundred bucks back to get out of it.
>>539881848sure, but what does Apple do with them? they can't be re-leased and i doubt they'd just throw em in a landfill
>>539875706I own nothing apple.
>>539875706I am running off a refurbished dell duo core off ebay for $80. I can run my emulators and oldschool games as well as watch anime and youtube. What else do I need? Checkmate normies. Enjoy your appleslop.
>>539875915Even if they do, they will eventually have a pleasant backroom meeting with the representatives of other manufacturers and suddenly, none of them will offer anything but leasing options.
I can't even plug an Android phone into a usb and simply have it automount anymore, I have to have a third party app like KDE Connect on Rinux to get them talking. That used to be what I hated about a Tim Apple: getting compelled to do all my computing through a single corporate paradigm as if I'm Diederot Effected because I had to replace my tracker.
>>539876841bump for interest in thiswhich LLM are you using?
At those prices, with regular upgrades, that's not a bad idea at all.
>>539884051Yeah and instead of a rising China you'll get an invading India. Apple is an Indian company just as much as it is a jewish one.
>>539875706>iCrapCattle phone, don't care
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>>539876714Linux on your mobile phone ?? Jail him !!
>>539876841>$100.00that's $126 for the Pi 26 Tops AI Hat and $305 for the Raspberry Pi 5 16gb ram itself.Why Lie?Should the rest of your posts be treated this way too? Like lies?
>>539875706>perhaps devices they can't truly affordHasn't that been common for over a decade?People are surprised when I tell them I paid in full for my last two phones.
Very Jewish tactics
>>539878246More than this is 'who' the Klarna 'services' will be aimed at, niggers and illegals .. andthe youth .. all of which are dumb and will never make the repayments .. passing the costs on to regular purchasers eventually as inflation or insurance increases .
>>539875706This isn't that bad its optional but seems useful? All I have to do is pay a fee to lease products I want anyway and I stay fairly current with new technology. It could be way more predatory like with giant interest rates but they seem decent. I might consider this on my next purchase but meh I prefer to own what I buy.
>>539875706if you cannot bolster 100k a year your not worthy of any compute
>>539876688No cellular service providers only offer deals for new customers. There is no deal for existing customers unless they trade in their old phone at what amounts to essentially a massive financial loss.
>>539887126My provider has a plan to switch flagship for flagship phones... you just gotta do it within a two year period.
>>539877245>the migger thinks anything will be done by his orange god
>>539875706If you buy an iphone you deserve it. What happened to personal accountability?
You don't have root access to apple devices and can't modify them already. Apple users have always leased the products.
>>539875915If you dont pay your phone will just be remotely disabled.
>>539877472>>539877667>>539878156You must be bots, because I have a hard time believing all 3 of you can't read. I'm not defending computer rental, I'm saying it's not the same as phone service.
>>539875706>Buying a goyphoneCouldn't be me.
I'll never buy another iphone. I'll custom rom for future phones, and just fuck phones off entirely if need be
>>539875915Apple already does it for business customers and has for years. This is just extending the existing program to consumers. Many people are in a perpetual buy/trade cycle with phones anyways
>>539879572Don't be gentle, it's a rental
>>539879546>logo is real>had it for decadeswtf how have i never even seen /pol/ post this before
>>539875706Never have wanted any ishit.
>>539875706if my current laptop craps out, I might need to just go Luddite
>>539875915>apple will lose money any day now...
>>539875706>using an Apple product>everWew lad
>>539878275nah, apple will just get the government to pay for it
>>539887654No. I read that they will lock certain features. Mossad still wants your data.
>>539879572no lol this shit is locked by id
>>539883006Apple already sells refurbished devices on their main website store, but the discount you should expect is tiny (10-20%).My guess is that, if the program takes off, most such devices will be sent to secondary markets in less wealthy countries like eastern europe, south east asia, and south america.So no, you're not going to get any deals, goyim.
>>539883103Too bad. Apple is usually just the first to try these things out, all the other companies will soon follow through: ex: apple made the first smartphone ever, soon the other companies made them as well. Apple was the first to eliminate removal batteries from both laptops and phones, soon the other companies did the same. It's grim
>>539880277Why would you share such a detail with anyone else? Might as well tell them how you like getting pegged too.
>>539890796You can still remove batteries anon.. lol it's just that phone compnays have added special adhesives because people are retarded and use their phones in the rain or drop them in toilets, or don't get cases and they get all dusty inside.
>>539890796>the firstKind of?They had this type of program back in 2015. The only reason this is "le news" is because the program changes.The difference is that the new deal is worse for the consumer (but might result in lower monthly payments, I dunno).
>>539877072>Give everyone zero interest loans with no questions asked>"hey wtf niggers arent making repayments"lollmao
>>539875706>This is bad because... MY FEELINGS kek
>>539876373They did with their wallets, they did by not refusing to give these underhanded corporations their business.
>>539875706leasing comes with a purchase option after paying up, and you can pay to principal whenever you want, otherwise is just a loan.Also they were already farming all your personal data, unless you use grapheneOS you never own your phone.
>>539875706Just think of it as a tax hans, so you accept it.
In the UK in the 60s and 70s we all rented our TVs. It is nothing new.
>>539876714If it is to run linux just buy a dumbphone. They can only do the same basic things
>>539879546anon, you seem extremely red-pilled. do you have any books or strategies to help maintain the U.S. against what Ford warned us against? i've read 200 years togetheryou gentilesthe thirteenth tribethe invention of the jewish peoplethe international jewmy parents forced me to go to youth group and sunday school so I grew up in a very pro-jewish household. got red-pilled on /pol/ when I saw that they hated me for nothing more than existing.
>>539882245>muh personal datathe average person has no personal data worth anything. What does the average normie even keep on they cellphone?>hundreds of pics of their cats and kids>various schedules for doctors appointments as normies are perpetually sick>banking info (protip: they are broke and in shit tons of debt)>maybe some texts from whoever they are cheating on their partner with>endless facebook convos about the most boring shit imaginable
>>539875706jesus
>>539875706I’ll just buy some foreign shit then
>>539895860And did those TVs collect your data?
>>539896339Based. Glad you woke up anon. Hope you have a comfy evening. Your newfound enthusiasm is nice, but everything is probably over anyway, don’t expend much energy getting excited. >>539898621If goyim data is so worthless, why do Globohomo jews such as yourself, glowniggers and Apple go to any lengths to get it?
>>539875706I dont care if people want to lease things. What really boils my piss is they are trying to make all the payment options cost the same as the option with finance.Fuck klarna.
