which jobs give you a 70%-90% NEET-like lifestyle while paying you a full time salary /pol/?
Anything public sector
>>539877968self-employment. otherwise, youre still beholden to a shlomo in some way and your job experience can change at any time. take control of your schedule and income
>>539877968Hospital nighttime security guard
Sysadmin.
>>539877968Why would you want that?
>>539877968if you're white they're gonna make sure you will be productive. They can't have both browns and whites being unproductive.
>>539877968Any job can be like that if you master the art of doing the bare minimum that they can't fire you without the union getting on their ass
>>539877968a goy's dream...
>>539877968Those poor nurses having to deal with this disgusting neet and his stinky feet, bet they shit talk him constantly.
>>539879041They should rub their post-shift stinky feet all over him as payback, that would be so gross haha
>>539877968Literally forklifting. Doesn’t seem like it, but it’s just playing Tetris all night long (work nights). You could know NOTHING and have a job tomorrow. It’s like a cheat code. You won’t get rich but you’ll make enough. Opens other doors. Security is a dead end job.
>>539879608Oh and if you get all 7 certs then you can handpick the best jobs. I’m over here in Boyle Heights making $30 in an air conditioned rough terrain lift truck waiting for inspectors to come and clear us for the day. I’ve been here for 2 hours watching YouTube shit doing ZERO work and I’m almost $100 in. This and ridesharing is one of those things where you wonder why doesn’t everyone do this??
Security Guard, IT system admin, any kind of of work from home IT job.
>>539878092You will get bossed around by a nigger because all these companies are diverse as hell and often you'll end up fired because you "aren't a good fit" since most of these clients are normalfags who can smell the autism. Also even if you avoid that, if the company forgets to pay you (and they often will because diversity and them being greedy fucks) and you request to be repaid, they will do everything they can to not pay you and use any excuse to fire you (I got fired for requesting 3 days off a month in advance but my coworkers could just not show up to half their shifts and nobody cared).
>security guardLord help you if some real dhit goes down
I had a security gig for a while where I just sat in a shack overnight playing games on my laptop and had to press a button to open a gat for trucks to come through maybe twice per shift. Top cozy
>>539880762Yeah or you could have just read the OP image before responding
>>539878092>>539879196Man I swear, no matter how many times I bring up forklifting and cab/rideshare driving I never get a response, at least in threads where people are looking for a comfy easy job. Why the fuck is that? What do these people want? What do you guys want? Easy money? WELL THERE IT IS!!Also, bro, I didn’t understand what you meant by>>539881421I’m dumb as fuck. Could you clarify?Please compliment my cat.
>>539883932Cute cat. Commercial water treatment is the ultimate answer to the question though.
This is pretty much me. I work remotely as a research analyst for a university. $90K annually, tons of PTO, very little work to do, only 3 coworkers I talk to. It’s pretty close to being a NEET.
Truck driving.Getting paid to listen to 40k novels and drive around the most beautiful country on earth.No rent, and a comfy and perfect climate controlled nest. Can have any cooking appliances and full desktop setup.Barely any human interaction or management, as long as loads are on time etc.Tons of jobs hiring new drivers fresh with a CDL with good pay/benefits and a huge industry to move around in easily.Went from NEET to this and it's been fantastic. Stacked a bunch of cash driving cross country the last year and now am going to be settling into a comfy local job.Had a job within 1 week of getting my CDL making 45k net. Make 60k net after 1 year.
>>539884991>dealing with asshole/heavily medicated drivers on the roadNo thanks.
>>539884400Thank you. I love her. But that takes time. I’ve always tried to recommend to dudes on here that a job like NOW to just get forklift certified, or yeah a guard card. You can do both inside one day…even CDL, if you really hit it, it takes less than 3 weeks. And I mean OTR (driving a big rig across state lines). And fucking ridesharing/chauffeuring/taxicab driving/delivery. If you have a license you have a job waiting for you….got a DUI, that’s something else, but clean record? Hit the road man! Can’t vouch for this in 10 years when everything gets automated…but for now, hit it. I just don’t get it. Listen to podcasts and watch movies while you’re on a layover while making $$. I just don’t get it. I make enough money where I can allow possums to live in my car. They’re beautiful. I love themPlease compliment my possum. Her name is Tippy. She’s my favorite.
>>539885097Almost never happens. You're on cruise control 95% of the time and the assholes etc just speed past you like you aren't even there.
>>539877968Community banking. It's somewhere in between government and corporate
>>539884991Good for you bro!Don’t listen to>>539885097Every job has its bullshit. Motherfuckers want to get paid for doing shit. If I had it my way welfare would be abolished. There’s so much shit out there that requires NO SKILLS. If that’s not enough money then that’s a different conversation. Especially if you’re young, stupid jobs=paid exercise. (Even if you’re old.)
>>539879941>>539883932How much do you make ride sharing? Redpill me on it. I currently have a non profit job but that’s is super comfy. I literally work less than 15 hours a week and get paid for 40. “Wfh” more than half the week. Only make $26 an hour but have lots of free time to double up on a job
>>539884991>>539885284These fuckers want to make money doing nothing. Okay…that’s fine, but don’t complain about the zoomer girl filming tiktoks, doing cartwheels and shit, and NOT fucking you during her lunch break. You sign up for what you sign up for
>>539877968You want a job with a lot of hours 60-80 hours a week where you travel. You actually work maybe 3-4 hours a day and spend most of the time sitting in the pickup of just not doing much. These kind of job are easy to get because they have an insane employee turnover. You get free breakfast at the hotel, you don't have to pay for gas because you use the company truck. Anyway it worked well for me.
>>539879608
>>539878015This, government jobs are what people are talking about when they say they finish their work in 45 minutes and spend the rest of the day trying to look busy. Fuck em all
>>539877968>jobNope
>>539885436>Especially if you’re young, stupid jobs=paid exercise. (Even if you’re old.)I know. The job ads at walmart listed that it was an active job on par of getting paid to go to the gym. Now that I'm home all the time I just end up dancing.
The military. But hear me out>4 years if you make it that far>Medical documentation of all your "injuries" mental and physical>Get out>Straight to the VA>Argue with some retards for awhile>Pay some lawyers to help you put down the right verbiage to help you out eve nmore>Get 100% VA disability>Literally stay comfy the rest of your life.fuck work y'all niggas slaves
>>539885284Yeah and the other 5% is EXTREMELY difficult.
>>539879608>just like playing tetris...
>>539885962
>>539879608It's more like a claw machine than Tetris.
>>539880762If you get fired for doing the same shit someone else gets away with it's your own fault for not making friends and being valuable (in that order)
>>539886877he did a little trollin'
>>539877968I used to fuck chicks for stuff. Try that.
>>539885944I dont know, bureaucracy in poland is a nightmare, those admin wagies are raking in the lower wage they could, and the work is stressful, from what I've seen from their faces
>>539885824lol I was gonna say “free breakfast?” But then I saw your flag. And no offense, but here in the US you starve if you don’t bring your own food…which is getting harder and harder. Especially as you get older. I can’t live off ramen anymore. Seems insane that I ever did.
>>539878092My friend did this and he was viciously beaten often by tweakera to the point of needing reconstructive surgery
>>539885873Can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake anymore. That looks like AI. Lift trucking is fun…at times, but I’m boiling my nuts right now.
>>539878089lmfaoooo no this is not true at all, being self employed means you have even less fucking timet. self employed with one employee, worked nearly 70 hours this week and will spend my weekend sending invoices and cleaning my work gear for next week
>>539877968Those nurses don’t know he’s there at best or shit talk him relentlessly at worstNurses are all the ‘mean girls’ meme>t know a nursing student who isn’t like that at all but complains to me nonstop about this
>>539886070I wish I would’ve taken that route.
>>539886877I’ve seen some shit like that happen…always drive with an N95 mask and start a fight if you have to if you see someone snoozing. That kind of shit is survivable
>>539885174Haha nice possum. I'm scared of forklifts. Almost had some guy run me over with one. There are robot forklifts now. A guy was severely injured by one not long ago.. I stay away from them.
>>539878089SPBPJust start your own business. The moment you work for someone else, you're at their mercy because they are giving the paycheck.
>>539878089>>539891923I did thisI work like 80ish hours a weekMost of the work is me trying to get new business for myself
>>539877968>PLEASE NEETCHAD WORK TO SUPPORT THE SYSTEM THAT HATES YOUHmm, nice try but no.
>>539877968B2B sales You have to work hard for a couple years After you build a book of business you can coast I do about 6 hours of actual work weekly I make around $130K I take naps, go to the gym, and watch movies during “work”
>>539877968IT if you can work your way up to the sole IT guy for a small/medium size business. They have to be big enough to need a dedicated guy, but small enough you aren't running around all the time.Programming is also the ultimate NEET job with guaranteed work from home.>>539878089>take control of your income>50%+ goes to taxes
>>539891901>robot forkliftsThat’s bullshit. Robots will replace maids and prostitutes before they replace heavy equipment operators. The stakes are too high….and the pay is too little.
>>539877968Military, government, office, etc...All basically glorified forms of welfare.
>>539891901But thank you for the compliment. I love that gal more than any girl I’ve ever loved. And I’ve loved many.
>>539890967>no offense, but here in the USFree breakfast is common anywhere in North America, not sure what is your point. Also the kind of job I'm talking about often have daily allowance for food, sometime I worked in camp were all meal are free.
>>539885566I do uber eats in the Willamette Valley area in Oregon and make around 200 bucks in an 8 hour shift, if I drove people it would be a good bit more.
>>539885873It's a real thing.
>>539878089Biggest lie out there. Sure, if you business really takes off then perhaps maybe then you will have free time. But before that you will have to bust your ass working significantly more than you would as a minion. 80 a week is likely minimum. Depending on the business you might need to be available every day of the week. "Just start"... no, it doesn't work like that at all.
>>539893871None of this is true, retard. Just find a marketable skill that people need and will pay cash for.
>>539892666>free foodI had a gig like that once but it was craft services like 20 years ago. Food was alright, but then again, I don’t really eat that much. BTW I’ve been sitting in my truck at $120 so far shitposting…but it’s only because they’re waiting for the mayor to show up and they have “concerns.” I can’t say more because I room a picture of my leg…but this isn’t the first time this has happened. I’ll admit it’s a sad life. But, I have my critters to take care of. Just get up and do whatever bros. Something is better than nothing, right? Yes no?
>>539885944>>539878015I did field work for my goverment water company. It was pretty chill, though we did work 10hrs a day, I would say we only really worked like 5hrs and the rest were lunch and travel time or the being in the office at the start and end of the days. Office niggers didnt really work all that much desu and always left early. It got really bad when covid happened and nobody knew what to do except us field workers were forced to show up and the office niggers started working from home and they would go to the pool and shit. The job isnt hard, the people you work with are. I end up leaving after a few years. Slow to move up unless someone croaks or quits (very unlikely).
>>539892801You lucky son of a gun. I drove through Oregon once to Seattle and back. It was so beautiful. People must never learn how gorgeous it is where you are. I was treated very well in Eugene and Gold Beach…..Gild Beach, that must be what heaven looks like.
>>539894313Gold beach* or whatever. I have to get back to work. It’s been an honor to talk to you all that want to work. I want to recommend a good forklifting school and truck driving school here in the west coast, but I’m not sure if that violates the rules. Sometimes this website is all I have. Best wishes to all of you!Please enjoy my Tippy. She’s a sweetheart.
>Sec Guardonly issue is that you'll be required to have some social skills and interact with others.
>>539883932Cabbies and Chauffeurs are listed in the top 10 most dangerous jobs. More dangerous than policeman, which don't even make the top 10.https://youtu.be/AcSVHKVZKcE
>>539877968>Wageslaving>In Germoney
>>539885174Kill yourself
Im 45 with a vacated felony and an A+ cert and an associated degree in garbage.Lol Unemployed 2 years
>>539895839the time you spent looking for a job in IT could be used to drive a truck and retire not even joking
>>539892257>Programming is also the ultimate NEET job with guaranteed work from home.full wfh is actually dying out. lots of companies forcing rto. i have full wfh but its still far from being neet. it is very hard work. if it didnt pay well then it wouldnt be worth it.if you happen to have an easy wfh programming job youll end up one of those guys that cant get hired anywhere after chilling out at a company for too long.
>>539895839I highly doubt even the vacated felony had anything to do with it. I have the equivalency of an A+ cert. I won't get it because I'm not renewing it every 2 years I'd rather go by experience if someone hires. I also have a degree in business and another in criminal justice. Was going to become a Chicago cop before it was an issue to be White.Age 38. I've been unemployed for the same amount of time
>>539895961Vacated felony seems to blacklist a lot of shit but im not opposed to cdl I guess.I enjoy piloting things and spent a year doing heavy equipment in AK.I was delusional honestly. IT people arent even spergy. Injust want a job I dont want to kill l myself at with some autonomy and no micromanagement.Maybe I could get a remote help desk for like $15/hr
>>539896287That happened to me. They had 8 positions and I was basically promised one. 5 nigs and 3 women who couldn't fix a printer combined. Should grow hair out and mark female on all new applications.
>>539877968>pic>anxiety>becomes security guardyeah go fuck yourself
>>539895839to you and anyone else pursuing tech or IT, don't bother. unless y ou know somebody its at least 2x full and literally half the jobs are h1b. you can google even low end estimates at companies like google are like 35% indian.whatever you do, do not waste time and especially do not waste money paying for ad egree. it has no value.you are competing with people with 5yoe for entry level positions btw, thats how much the market as shrank.especially young people in here you will financially cripple yourself well into your 40s if you get a comp sci degree and pay for it. some people are doing this intentionally and know it wont get a job just because the courses are all online and its easy and theyre hopign they dont have to go outside ever again. yeah not happening.
>>539896287so you got fired because you are a racist violent asshole?
