The 80s are closer to the 50s than we are to the 80s.
>>539898272i checked the math and it's correctwe lost
The 80's were closer to the 50's even in the 90's, and i'm not talking about time.Our world is unrecognizable.
>>539898272The moon landing is closer to WW1 than to us.
>>539898272how brown are you?
>>539898359If you do the math backwards, we won.
>>539898272Just imagine the world in 2100. Gay freaks are going to race mix everyone so they can indulge in their weird sexual fetishes that they are trying to normalize.
>>539898272>complain about the boomers>idolize the society that created themnone of you make any sense
>>539898272We're closer to the 50s than we are to the 80s
>>539898689>2100Yes hopefully the common man can afford a high quality sex bot
>>539898272What's up with scratching versus tickling? Why is it that if you gently touch your balls it feels tickly.. but if you scratch them then it feels good?Especially the very bottom of them. Try tickling them versus scratching.Wtf causes this
>>539898476>Our world is unrecognizablePersonally, I blame the jews.
>>539898907scrotum: gentle + fluctuating ticklish; stronger pressure/scratch pleasantwhile:foot: gentle + slow pleasant; stronger/moving scratch ticklishWtf is going on here
You and I are closer in wealth to Jeff Bezos than Jeff is to Elon Musk.
>>539898907Thats because pee is stored in the ballsYour moving the fluid around
>>539898272The 80's are closer to the 1700's than we are to the 80's. We do not have a society anymore. You can't talk to anyone you don't already know unless you're being 100% performative. Family members are disowning their children for making jews on TV cry. This is the first tyranny in human history you can't even talk about. We all have to pretend it's great.
>>539898272>boomer nostalgia thread>politics boardkill yourself migger
>>539898272>Michael Jackson is long dead>Prince is long dead>Whitney Houston is long dead>David Bowie is long dead>George Michael is long dead>Van Halen is long dead>Tina Turner is long dead>Bonnye Tyler is long dead>Ozzie Osbourne is long dead>ALL 4 Pointer Sisters are long dead>Eric Carmen is long dead>Olivia Newton-John is long dead>Roxette is long dead
>>539898272>80s are closer to the 50s than we are to the 80sdeep in the feelz, man>she's still preoccupied>with 19, 19, 1985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
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>>539898272>80sdenial, fantasy cope decadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOctQzw38no
>>539900344The B-52's girls are still kicking it
>>539898272Did you know the world literally ended in 2012 and now we're in hell?
>>539900344Who? I recognize Jackson but who are the rest?
>>539898272duhit was all white up until Y2K
>>539901191old newsbeen like that since Y2Kchinks created white genocidewhen globohomo kicked offusa, Britain became a shithole around Y2Kglobohomo started in Y2K with chinks controlling the WTOwhite genocide ooen borders was chink directive>>536362671white genocide only became official policy under ascension of China in Y2K via WTO, UN globohomo and coordination with shit skins/leftists/commies/liberals/globohomo/sorosshitskin uprisings before that was pushed by USSR>>536365928globohomo started when chinks entered WTO y2kwhite genocide become official policy>>536365473Brussels is run by Chinks to waste billions of euros on worthless retarded crap nobody wantsWEF, UN, WTO, etc = Chinks
>>539900344yet Keith Richards and Trump are still alive. It just isn't fair.
>>539900344bro :[
>>539900344It's ok we've got... Mumble rap? What do we even have these days? I feel so out of touch.
>>539904893>chinks created white genocideShalom
The last 20 years, especially since ~2012, feel like a whole bunch of nothing. The death of the monoculture was a hell of a thing to live through.
>>539898272The 1980s sucked. The whole period between ca. 1973 – 1993 is best memoryholed.
>>539901191if we are in hell why is Claude vibe coding my dream projects with aplomb and panache, nigger?
>>539905730Shut up Gen X nigger, I see you Gen X nigger, you fucking niggers hate the 80s because you got BULLLIED in your MIDDLE SCHOOL like the little NIGGERS you ARE, you are black, fuck I hate Gen X
>>539898476Was just about to say this. The 80s might as well have been a different planet.
>>539906126>why are demons writing my arcane incantations for me
>>539906285the 50s-80s still exist in 100% white cunts
>>539901191There's a theory the LHC opened up some sort of rift in reality, and that's why everything seems to batshit insane now.Ngl, it explains a lot...
>>539906638LHC is just Mandela effect
>>539898272Wow, you can do math! Good job!
>>539898272I had one of these moments a couple days ago. I remember about 1994 a friend's dad rented Dawn of the Dead (1978) on vhs for us to watch. Even his dad referred to it as an "old movie". It was sixteen years old at that time.Superbad came out nineteen years ago. It has been longer since superbad came out than it had been since Dawn of the dead came out. It just completely fucked with my head.
>>539906442>t. Evil shitskin
>>539898272Imagine fucking prime molly ringwald
>>539898272>>539898476>>539898573>>539898797my nuts are closer to my butthole than to my pee pee head should I move them guys??
>>539906285I'm devoting my life and resources to creating a time machine for the sole purpose of living whatever amount of time I have left in the 80's.
>>539909858this is the optimal solutioni would gladly give up everything and choose any random day in the (early) 80s forever
>>539908422Kwab
>>539898689>Just imagine the world in 2100I couldn't, I think I would be dead by the 2070s if not definitely by the 2090s
>>539913376yeah, hence the word "imagine"how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning, anon?
>>539913542I dont feel the need to do so since I dont think I will live to see the 22nd century, that'll be a world for my kids/grandkids/great grandkids to live throughI will at least live to see Halley's Comet in 2061 and hopefully it'll be on a plot of land with my kids/grandkids
>>539900344>Olivia Newton-John is long dead
>>539898747>society thats actually good and the boomers intentionally kept later gens from having
>>539898272if you even remember the 90s you are too old to be here and thats just the truth