https://x.com/DoWCFO/status/2082833764615364931>wait, call of duty isn't doing its job as pro-war propaganda as well anymore?>FUCK!>uhhhh just use halo maybe that'll get more millenials to join the goy meatsacksThe Trump administration has gotten so desperate that they've resorted to using dead franchises as nostalgia bait for recruitment. Holy fucking shit it's over. There was no reason to kickstart the Iran war outside of manipulating the stock market, and now this is what they have left.By the way, Halo hasn't been relevant since 343 Industries took over because they've fucked up every major release since their first debut with Halo 4. Now, the rest of this thread will now be dedicated to laughing at trumpfags>HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Gaylo
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>>539905195What the hellLmaoIs their target demographic autist men? I can’t see how that is a good stratI truly truly TRULY hope they make a Dark Souls reference next. Please god, grant me this one request
>>539905195I can't believe this is real. the USA is like a parody of itself now.
>>539905195there’s an old halo mural that vets go to here in colorado to take pictures of themselves saluting kek
Ahahaha Halo doesn't even fucking sell video games anymore and they think it's going to sell a fucking WAR?>damn bro, I love that dead as fuck 20 year old video game IP, sure i'll go and get FPV droned in the middle east because jews hate all White europeans and want us dead, that sounds sick!
>>539905195And one day, for no reason at all... the people came home.
>>539905599someone forgot about the super special remake coming out
>>539905269>>539905471>>539905553>>539905599kek the russo ukraine has done wonders for killing any interest for nomies for joining the war. no one will ever willingly join the army outside of diverse mutts who were too stupid to do anything else (and are only good to get shot). unless you get sent to a brown country where you can rob and rape, you'll spend active duty cowering in a trench hoping you don't get droned while being recorded on telegraminstead of fighting white men will stay home and play bungie-era MCC halo with mods instead
>>539905195>$1.5 trillion for our service membersCool, so being in the military will make you a millionaire? Or did they mean 1.5 trillion for military contracting companies?
>>539905195America needs more tough men like Ted Cruz
>>539905731legend has died, you’re either lucky or dead, there’s no real skill anymoreand you’re right, no one makes modern war look good, those recent IDF footies against hezbollah really drive the point on drones home because any of those boys could be a brooklynite too kek
>>539905195Peak cringe
Propaganda is 109% perception, and because Muttmerica has long ago lost its perception as either being the "world's policeman" or its "military primacy", 1980s modelled propaganda is as 'effective' as the 1970s era kike hasbara has been.
>>539905195Dat nigga bout to get fucked up
>>539905715>someone forgot about the super special remake coming outI think everyone forgot about it, it's already at like 10k players on Steam and dropping with dogshit reviews and probably cost more than the war on iran to make.Quite frankly this should serve as a wakeup call that consumerism is not a replacement for nationalism and it will never hold a nation together during a war, let alone fucking multiculturalism and consumerism together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHl7tG_2byY>>539905731The stupidest thing glowniggers every did was to try and use FPV drone footage as some sort of psychological weapon and let young men spread it around to demoralize the other side.Like yeah, we might laugh at the really ridiculous shit, and bang the drum for whatever team we support for whatever reason, but fucking no one wants to be the cunt praying he's got enough limbs left after a drone takes off everything below his bellybutton to stick a rifle in his mouth and pull the trigger.
But everyone hated the new Halo jeet demaster?What retarded boomers, this country deserves it's slow painful death.
Zogbots and those who benefit greatly from the state, doctors and just see who’s doing well, they will show you NO MERCY, when the time comes remember to show them NO MERCY . Do not let them shame you, they have shamed themselves
Ahaha the kids are alright.
>>539905195Microsoft has always had a large investment in the america military industry
>>539905375>I truly truly TRULY hope they make a Dark Souls reference next>Prepare to Die for Israel
>>539905195shit, that shit is mad gaytwo niggas don't play that gameyou know who plays that shit?GAY niggas
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>>539906904>Not YOU DIED (((for Israel)))come on now lol
>>539905195I bet those fags don't even know about super bouncing
>>539906904>>539907375Kek
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in Middle East?
>>539907430Oh shit! How long before it's on an official US govt social media? kek
>>539905195this is the most unc shit i've ever seen, very tone deaf considering how bad the halo remake is with the female boss shit, and i say that as a 38 years old literal uncle male
>sabotage the goyim>when your are 1/30th of the way to greater IsrealGAYLOL
vgh, warfighting warriors...
>>539905195Millennials are pushing 40 bro. Im 38 and right in the middle of Millennial. Turned 12 in the year 2000. Too old to run and gun like some 26 year old. Best I can do is control a drone from the comfort of my bedroom.
>>539905195That shit ass gun is nowhere near enough for a single marine to take on a zealot with a sword I'm just saying
>>539905195>warfightersSo sick of this cringe. You cook slop on a ship. You have never been to war and you have never fought.
>>539905195The prophets are jews
>>539905195It should have been the marine standing ontop of a dead zelot holding his energy sword
>>539905195Halo 3 sucked too desu. First two are the only ones worth playing.
>>539905195Yes this is pretty cringe. No, White men aren’t fighting for an economic opportunity zone that hates, excludes and erases us. Lol
>>539905268Where is Chad Warden when the World needs him
>>539906334You’re reading too much into the flavors of their propaganda. In reality, it’s just that all of us openly talk about how everyone hates men, but mostly us White dudes. It’s not 1990 anymore, old boomer ladies talk about it now. The israel integration bullshit is awful too
>>539905774Even if they gave me, personally, a million dollars to go fight in Iran, I CAN'T SPEND SHIT IF I'M DEAD. Plus, I'm familiar with Uncle Sam's generosity: >Here's a $50k signing bonus! >It gets taxed tho >And you don't get it for the first year>And it's paid out over the course of your contract
>>539905269> $35k> In 2022Will never not be funny
>>539908185They’re going to be selecting older dudes who actually have some functional skill sets anon, and are worth something. This won’t be like WW1 with teenagers just charging trenches. The average age of the soldiers in Ukraine is like 43 at this point.
No covenant ever called me tax cattle
>halo in 2026FUCKING KEK
>>539907555>Sir, dying for Israel, S-ACK
>>539905195Hello goyim, the flood over there just called you an incel
>>539905195I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>539908990i know you guys are dumb but that 35k is the signing bonus, he means he offered him 35k cash upfront in addition to a guaranteed job paying 80k/yr or whatever with all the free shit soldiers get like health benefits and college tuition
>>539908854Fuck Gaylo, we all about that Pee Ess Tripple.
>>539909215And if you're lucky, die for Israel!!!!
>>539905195but that Elite would literally tear that guy in half.
>>539909383not if that guy gets the headshot before the elite can close the distance with that sword
>>539909215>35k cash upfront in addition See my comment here >>539908937 that's how that "cash upfront" works.
>>539906725Don't forget that the prophets are a doomsday cult trying to kill everyone. What did bungie mean by this?>>539909422They're standing 5 feet away from each other.
>>539909002Nobody with any useful skills wants to do this though. And people who don't have useful skills also don't want to do this.>>539906725I read this in Keith David's voice.
>this will send goyproof you're ruled by the most retarded animals of the planet.
>>539909422Nigga he has an energy shield, it's fucking over
>>539909444yeah i know they play games with that shit but it also depends on the length of your signing contract. obvoiusly they do it to prevent cunts from signing up collecting 50 grand then bouncing
>>539905269>>539908990it's a satire account
>>539909843They have rules about desertion for that, there's no need besides Judaism to fuck them around
>>539908937loser personality
>>539905195>$1.5 trillion for our servicemembers>$0 for our veteransEnjoy homelessness and rampant psychological debilitation.
>>539909476looks more like 10 feet, maybe even 11 feet
>>539905195>$1.5Billion>Soldier doesn't even have a bead on the threat right in front of himI can hear the flushing sound already
halo is a incredibly trash console nigger slop franchise pc masterrace ftw
the usa is ruled by gay jewish redditors
>>539905195The remake was such a piece of trash, it crashed at a specific part of a map and it completely nuked the stream of a girl streaming it lol.Actual malware.
>>539905195>That close to a zealot and no power weapon That soldier is about to get GAPED and RAPED.
>>539908334I thought human weapons still worked against shields because they were designed around plasma weapons and more concerned about stopping insane amounts of damage once every five seconds than 600 a minute, so it wears the battery down or something.That particular dude is still getting used as a fleshlight but from what I remember the issue with the Covenant is they almost always have air superiority and glass your shit from orbit, their ground troops are fairly mid and you still manage them in ODST despite just being some rando instead of Master Chief.
>>539911907not sure about the lore but in the game ballistic weapons suck ass against shields and plasma weapons suck ass against meat
>>539912657Yeah I know but they still kind of work, if you mag dump at elites their shield goes down after something like 20 rounds.Now I vaguely remember most UNSC guns being chambered in insane calibers like the assault rifle actually being 12.7x55mm or something so there's the question of what sort of flesh damage are you actually inflicting when the shield is down but that still sounds doable even if you're going to lose a few guys.
>>539905195Goylo I miss that game
>>539905195That solo soldier would be instantly rekt by that elite, these dumb retards don't even know lore.
Build up masculinity lore...Piss it all away on Version 3 with gay retarded Gynoscammers who weigh 1200 pounds.
>>539913216I think the point is that this propaganda matchup where "badass halo marine (you) takes down sword alien" is stupid because even John Halo gets buttfucked by sword elites at that range with the noob combo. Usually in propaganda you want the self-insert character to seem like he's gonna come home at the end.
And they pissed away ALL MASCULINITY BRANDING by having Pedrophile Pascal act like a cuck in the live action HALO series and celebrating over 2 years of HALO PRIDE MONTH nonsense.
>>539905195Millennials are in their 40s retard.
>>539905195I'm too tired to spell it out right now but the short answer is diversity destroys empires, eventually. The missile and drone age of warfare is coming on strong but that's a separate issue. The primary failure is that the Elite thought they could stay relatively racially exclusive white violently forcing integration on everybody else. But the dawn of forced integration in the 1940's through the 60's was a long time ago. The entire West isn't breeding anymore, nor are any developed countries. The West isn't very white anymore, either. That's bad for raising an army.
>>539914575Empires die eventually always.
>>539905195>No, New wars!
Reminder that the Elites are the shabbos goyim of the Halo universe. The Elites serve the Prophets who worship the Forerunners as gods and think the Forerunners will bring them into the ranks of being gods once the Covenant use the rings to wipe out humanity and the flood. The Forerunners are supremacists who think they're the rightful rulers of the entire universe and all else must be subjugated. The halo rings were created to cement this supremacy. The Precursors, who came before the Forerunners, wanted humans to become their inheritors but the Forerunners didn't want this and so started a war to destroy the Precursors and cripple humanity. UNSC succeeded the UEG which was an alliance of Earth nations that is pretty much modern NATO.
>>539915105The flood are also humans that turned into mutated humans from coming into contact with magic dust from when the Precursors turned themselves into dust to escape the Forerunner invasion and reincorporate themselves at a later date. Turns out one form of this was creating the super species The Flood to wage war against the Forerunners who really ripped them apart haha
How else are they going to pump up enlistment numbers?
They are psyopping the people, those masonic kikes are jingling keys and distracting everyone as they steal the future.
>>539905268>>539908854>>539909280DEELDO
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>>539905195Millennial hereDESTROY ISRAEL
The extremely poor quality of the propaganda being pushed out by ZOG is sort of surprising. This, the "send me" campaign, it's bizarre. The more you look at this, the dumber it is. Anyone that loved the game knows that the scenario pictured will mean instadeath for the zogbot. Further, Halo is one of the properties that has been raped to hell and back with globohomo bullshit and there is a huge amount of negative baggage associated with the IP. All I can imagine is they handed this task over to some shaneequa, who proceeded to google "ayo wat do creepy ass crakkas like" and fed the result into chatgpt to generate this slop. Complete institutional rot.
>>539909081Seriously. The millennials who grew up playing halo are in their mid to late 30s at this point.
Just make taking persian war brides 100% within operation parameters and even ill sign up
>>539907655reception from zoomer marvel tier fans though is quite good. unfortunately.
>>539905195From boot camp to the reserves, it's humiliating right up to your death in the combat zone.
>>539905195I wonder if maybe it has something to do with the gay ass halo remake that just came out, you brown child molesting cum chugging golem faggot.
>>539917355STFU you retarded chud.
>>539905195Total Mutt Disfigurement
>>539905195do you get an ai gf
>>539905195>millennial>enlistmentspeaking as a core millennial, do they seriously want our forces marching with the assistance of canes or something
