>>539916083i don't know but those fucking cookies look delicious omg
He didn't bake them, but if he did, he should have baked more.
>>5399160836,000,000 isn't the number of cookies baked. It's the number of cookies total. Most of the cookies never got baked at all, but rather were thrown in a ditch somewhere.
does it really matter if it was 6,000,000 or 6,000? Why fret about the numbers? The cookies were delicious either way.
>>539916083He'll manage 271,000 tops
>>539916083it takes 15-18 minutes to bake one batch of cookies at 350° F.you can fit about one dozen on one sheet pan. It would take 17.12 years to cook 6 million cookies.
>>539916364>but rather were thrown in a ditch somewhere.omg cookie monster would never
>>53991608311,000,000
>>539916537what if you used three ovens?
>>539916364>6,000,000 was the totalTry 20,000,000 dumb low-IQ antisemite. Stop minimalizing the horror of n*zi germany.
>>539916364It also includes the number of potential cookies that could theoretically have been baked by the flour, butter, eggs and sugar but were used to make something else
>>539916083Yes? Just open Cookie Clicker
>>539916083Depends. I can't remember the numbers but if you tell me how many ovens were used I can answer that question.
>>539917425Grok says that Auschwitz alone would meet Cookie Monster's requirement for 6,000,000 batches of cookies within five years. I had to tell the retard to obviously assume the ovens were conventional ovens because at first he said no because the ovens were not designed for baking.Yes, in pure theoretical arithmetic under continuous ideal conditions.Assume the 52 chambers at Auschwitz are treated as ordinary domestic/commercial baking ovens (not the high-temperature cremation muffles they actually were), each capable of holding and baking one standard batch of cookies at a time.Basic parametersNumber of ovens: 52Time available: 5 years ≈ 1,826.25 days ≈ 43,830 hoursTypical cookie bake time: 10–15 minutes in a preheated oven. For continuous industrial-style cycling (load bake unload reload), a realistic full cycle is closer to 20–30 minutes once you include handling.
Cookie Monster could eat that many cookies though. That guy is a beast.
>>539917760Using a conservative 20-minute full cycle (3 batches per oven per hour):52 ovens × 3 batches/hour = 156 batches per hour156 × 43,830 hours ≈ 6.84 million batchesEven at a slower 30-minute cycle (2 batches per oven per hour):52 × 2 = 104 batches/hour104 × 43,830 ≈ 4.56 million batchesAt a faster 15-minute pure bake time with near-instant reloading (4 batches per oven per hour):52 × 4 = 208 batches/hour208 × 43,830 ≈ 9.12 million batchesSo under continuous 24/7 operation with no downtime for maintenance, cleaning, fuel/power interruptions, or operator rest, the theoretical capacity easily exceeds (or comes close to) 6 million batches depending on exact cycle time.
>>539916785>total jew count before the war: 14 m>total jew count after the war: 15 m>somehow notsees gassed 20 mHollywood accounting is truly remarkable
>>539916785>the horror of n*zi germany.Sounds like fun to me. Shame it didn't happen.
>>539916364>but rather were thrown in a ditch somewhere.>Now stop asking questions about my sacred victim card, goyim
>>539917816if you cook your cookies over 18 minutes they're guaranteed to burn. 18 will make them like rocks, the magic number depends on the cookie and pulling them out just in time will ensure a nice chewy cookie.
>>5399165775.7 years.
>>539916083Maybe if he could bake 3288 cookies per day.
>>539919171But let's just assume it's those pillsbury premade and separated cookies that comes in trays that you transfer and put onto your own tray. Just use parchment paper and the metal trays will never get dirty. Absolute minimum prep and cleaning. Just heat up the oven and keep cycling pre-prepared bodies. I mean trays.
>>539916083So that each member of this organisation can have one?
>>539916083using industrial-sized equipment, yes, that claim is entirely believable.u mad?
>>539919493You don't even need industrial ovens. Just 52 (Auschwitz) conventional ovens assuming they don't break down from running for five years straight.
>>539919345reynolds wrap - we've got you covered!
>>539919657Hey now "parchment paper" has many brands. I just couldn't think of another prepared bakeable cookie brand.
>>539919345>dude, just lace the bottom in forever chemicals
>>539919755So buy a brand that is reputable and don't bake it over the suggested temperature which the cookies don't need. If you want a single dishwasher can easily just hand wash a pan every 30 seconds or so. You just gotta scrub it off, rinse, and let it dry or even dry it yourself. With enough pans you could easily make an infinite cycle of dirty pans, drying pans, dried pan, and prepared pans ready to go in the oven when you pull one out.
>>539919729it is superior to other parchments. except the precut stuff from the restaraunt supply that's pretty handy.
>>539916083He can just say that he baked the cookies, he wouldn’t lie about baking cookies right?
>>539916083last time I played this game, they magically changed the number of ovens all of a sudden. whoopsie, you know.
>>539916083Cookie monster doesn't bake cookies. He only eats them.
>>539916083He probably did bake some cookies but most of them were the result of Allied bombing and severing of Axis supply lines. Nowhere near six million. That's why you shouldn't lie, now nobody believes it happened at all.
>>539920277Apologies. I thought you were accusing me of shilling Pillsbury which is why you brought up a brand of parchment paper.
>>539923054no. I'm just a sperg.
not impossible if you consider the use of multiple large baking facilities that could have a vast quantity of cookies being baked and underground cookie storage for the cookies after they're done bakingoops is that not the answer you were looking for? sorry :)
If Cookie Monster baked 6,000,000 batches in 5 years:5 years ≈ 1,826 days (including one leap year)6,000,000 ÷ 1,826 ≈ 3,286 batches per dayThat's about 137 batches per hour if baking happened 24 hours a day.Or about 1 batch every 26 seconds, continuously, day and night, for five years.For a single baker using a normal oven, that's clearly impossible. Even with multiple ovens, mixing, cooling, and cleaning would make that rate unattainable.
