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>Crisis!>Emergency!>Collapse!>Breaking News!>OY VEY!
>>539918463
2 more weeks
>>539918463I'm sorry, I'm just not going to buy. I know, hah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha!
The amount of wall clock time it takes any oil well to find new oil is about 30 hours.1. Pull out the sucker pipe, 2 hours.2. Send down the robot head to horizontal drill further into the oil field and drill. 15 hours3. Pull it back up: 15 hours.4. Put the sucker back down, 2 hours.You're done.There is infinite oil still, and there is 400 years worth. America could supply the entire world in a few days notice if prices were to rise to please those withdrawing the oil.The troop alarm that we're running low on oil, is a christian kitman, kayfabe, hasbara and a kind of white intellectual brain-foiling beguiling jihad.
>>539918463See you weeks from now when nothing happens.
>>539918589cover your shorts lol
>>539918463>We are (2) weeks away from collapseheh
>>539918645bessent can just print oil didnt you know? lol
>>539918541Haha!j/kCeasefire were declared and we opened up the secret backup reserve.Thanks for buying my bag
>>539918541>>539918542>>539918589>>539918623>>539918645kike shills
>>539918463If you're going to post a reddit screencap at least post the whole thing. Also don't buy oil it's the widow maker, buy into things that need oil.
>>539918463Every time plebit says some doom scenario will happen it never happens. Always inverse reddit
>>539918643So what has changed since the oil crisis in the US in the 70s or 80's? I watched a documentary where America actually did run out of oil and it was due to the Saudis that time hence why the US is openly more reliant or friendly with the UAE
>>539918643You don't understand, we made it illegal to drill more oil. That means there's no more oil and we need to implement post-racial space communism to fix the energy crisis.
>>539918721but javier blas is saying a oil glut will happen this microsecond so its in limbo, oil will be higher for longer
>>539918678>if you don't believe the reddit post that wasn't even posted in its entirety you're a kike shilllol
>>539918721It's kind of just physics. Unless they're lying about something to insane orders of magnitude. Which is par for the course these days.
>>539918817and that's a god thing
>>539918889>Unless they're lying about something to insane orders of magnitude.>redditUnthinkable.
>>539918463>try to profit form catastrophehello, Judahyou should really buy Bitcoin tbqh.
>>539918463jokes on you, migger. i just cleaned out walmart and my autozone of 0w-30. if you want oil, you have to come through me. i run this city, nigga
>>539919208>you should really buy Bitcoin tbqh.
>>539918463weeks can become months, though
>>539918784we didn't run out of oil, it was being appropriated by the military. it also didn't really matter in the end, the crisis was a nothingburger.
Cushing isn't as important as it used to be and with the amount of manipulation the trump admin is doing through the treasurey department as well as his truth social posts he can keep the circus going until we face actual oil shortages which should start taking place towards the midterms when the SPR hits 250M barrels but I suspect at that point they will drain it even further to 70M which will be absolutely catastrophic
>>539919471it's on sale
>>539918463No thanks, Satan. I choose to get my energy from air and solar (Heaven) rather than subterranian carbohydrates (Hell)It's a Christian thing to do.
>>539919471Don't you mean you should sell? Bobo would want the price to go down. Ideally to 0 to max profit. Who wants bitcoin during fuel shortage? Sell while you can, anons.
>>539918463I prefer to stock up in potable water.
>>539918542My oil. My sweet light crude.
>>539919681USD inflating to shit because of stupid policy is exactly why Bitcoin exists.
>>539918463reminds me of the false coomex drain psyop that was supposed to happen in March with silver. But it was all a lie to scam people into buying silver before they rugpulled it. Not falling for this again
>>539920759Have you tried not being a fucking idiot or is it too late for you on that?
>>539920802not buying your oil etf bags
>>539918463I will buy 140$ (that's all I've left) worth of oil
>>539918686The flipside is investing in things that are needed to produce and refine oil.
>>539918463>odds that trump announces another 'peace deal' and keeps seesawing
>>539918643>There is infinite oil stillLolLmao even
>>539918463Doom porn prepper thread.
>>539918463>two more weeks until the crisesK. Keep me updated on that one.
>>539918463Nothing ever happens, take your meds
>>539918643How much does the military consume during war time?
>>539918643>America could supply the entire world in a few days notice if prices were to rise>prices done gone and rose>can't even fill CushingNiggerfaggot do you actually
Where can I buy tokenized oil stocks
