HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>A heavy metal gig came to a squelching halt on Saturday night in Dunedin after a concertgoer defecated on the dancefloor.>The foul incident came during an appearance by Kiwi band Devilskin at the Union Hall.>Multiple witnesses have told Stuff that the Hamilton metallers were a few songs in before one fan did something another concertgoer described as a “night-ruiner”.>Damian Radburnd said his fiancée smelled it before they realised what had happened.>“The guy who was directly in front of me proceeded to shake a log down his leg,” he said.>The man attempted to kick it away then stepped in it, Radburnd said.>“We shuffled to the side a metre or three, then I realised that I needed to alert security. One guard came over, and verified with me the culprit and saw the offensive material on the floor.”>“It wasn’t like, ‘I’m sick and I’ve s… myself’. It was like, ‘I’m gonna ruin this gig and s… on the dance floor’,” another witness told Stuff.>She said that people had stepped in the man’s rotten offering.
>>539922244>heavy metal>dance floorWhat???
>>539922244We need millions of them but legallyULTRA MAGAWOO
>>539922244Import the turd world, become the turd world
>>539922531They mean the moshpit
>>539922244Forgot linkhttps://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361011531/turd-er-dancefloor-heavy-metal-gig-halted-emergency-defecation-situation
>>539922244One of Luxon's New New Zealanders undoubtedly.
What's the big fuckin deal? The show must go on, pussies.
>>539922244>Heavy Metal fans>can't even stand the sight of a turd in publicPosers, all of them.
>>539922244Also, there is zero indication this guy was Indian. Seriously how many indians have you seen at a heavy metal show? This was a Timmy 100%.
>>539922244Based
>>539922969You and the defecator are both Indian
>>539922244The state of metal heads sickens me. truly pussies
>>539923021Be real. You are reeeeeally reaching if you hear something happened at a heavy metal concert and you assume it must have been an Indian.Like when you hear someone shit himself at Walmart, you just know it was an obese white American.You people are so delusional you could hear someone shit herself at the RNC and you'd blame an Indian dude instead of Kaitlin Bennett.
>>539923395Sometimes I wonder if casino drunk injuns get mad that jeets are called indians and get all the attention for being the worst.
>>539922969Indians like to inject themselves everywhere white people are, isnt a heavy metal concert the most logical place to go?
>>539922244>devilskin>heavy metal
>>539922969>“It wasn’t like, ‘I’m sick and I’ve s… myself’. It was like, ‘I’m gonna ruin this gig and s… on the dance floor’,” another witness told Stuff.This bit is a major clue that it was an Indian
