>getting into my car>accidentally sit on my own balls>last thing i remember is hearing my own scream>wake up in the hospital>apparently i passed out from the pain almost immediately >they tell me i cooked in the sun for hours and could've died if someone hadn't found me unconscious in the parking lot with my car door open>now have almost 6k in billsthere is no reason to not support free healthcare when shit like this can happen to anyone. i don't know how the fuck i can pay this bill or what happened to warrant it but if america were a better country i wouldn't be in this situation
>>539924036>>accidentally sit on my own ballsthere's no way this happened
I wonder when it just becomes cheaper to fake your own death instead
>>539924036>Passed out for hours from sitting on my ballsAnon, what really happened? Did you overdose on fent again or are you just telling porky pies?
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>>539924036I hate when someone threatens to call an ambulance on me.
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>>539924151I always " accidentally " shit on my own balls.
>>539924036Men don't sit on their own balls anon. You're either a woman or really retarded.
you can sit on your own balls on really hot daysask me how I know, and how angry I was with myself
>>539924036this isn't real because if that really happened you would wake up to police and they would arrest you for DUI even if you blew 0.0000. Being asleep or passed out in a car is automatic go to jail. Here's a guide to americaUnconscious in car = DUIBicycle without headlight = searched for drugs and treated like a tweaker. maybe cops plant drugs or just kick your ass a bitLeaving front door to house open = cops go in and arrest you for robbing the place or just shoot youThey literally train cops this is what they're supposed to do.
How are you balls doing? Did they dig them out, or are they back to being overview again? lol
>>539924151ShadApp, this is currently the best thread on pol.
>>539924036What are you talking about? With free healthcare hilarious shit like this wouldn't happen.
>>539924036this was you
>>539924036Silicone testicular enlargement. Happens to me all the time. I don't pass out from that but I regularly pass out while I'm driving not sure if related. My giant balls have changed my life though. Women are most attracted to men who are dying.
>>539924151>>539925192>>539925211>t. small balls havers
>>539924036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpXE-axJGaM
