I find it crazy how americans can't even know when to divide two numbers to get teh answer.Trivial shit like this got so much attention like>whoa they actually did the math on mythbustas!Sad!
>>539927301i dont like pickles, so 1 mil
>>539927301A pickle isn't many calories, but it is a lot of salt. You can just drink more water and the salt isn't a big deal though, so you could maybe get to 50 pickles a day. That for a year is almost a million. Take the pickles.
>>539927379I would rather just get the mil and not do that
>>539927301i just need the pickle suppy for life.
>>539927301I like pickles tho, so I want the pickles
>>539927421Hard to retire on a million and live large.
>>539927455>>539927423>>539927372>>539927379Stop answering the god damn question, the thread is about education!
>>539927379You'd get tens of millions of dollars in your life time if you ate 50 pickles a day for a year. You could get away with less and still end up with more. But of course a gypsy like you would take the million, short term over long gain is the bread and butter for a low IQ swarthoid. This is why you gyps are always poor and going around trying to pickpocket. Fucking vermin.
>>539927467Living large is for faggots anyway, but if you reall wanna do that just move to a cheaper place, like brazil
>>539927301Why do I need to know that? Im 34 and never needed to know that. Also the internet will be with us for at least my entier life so I'll just look up the fucking answer>but you wont become smarter that wayDont care. I live a life of excess and comfort i dont need to think
>>539927372This. I do eat pickles (especially if pickled herring count as pickles). But they're not really important to me (well, herring is, but there's so many other ways to eat them).So it's not really a math issue, but a more of a pickle preference issue.
Capitalism is working so well that people are wondering>What if someone just paid me thirty bucks to eat dogshit forever, that would be sweet
>>539927301Nigger not one person knows of a single prestigious school in Hungary but they know of all the ones here in America, you fucking clown.
>>539927518Idk man I've watched enough train POV videos from Switzerland to know I'd rather just stay in the first world.
>>539927498Nigger, you have to buy the pickles and your teeth will fall out because of the acidityAlso doing this day in and day out is pure torture, your golem would say yes if the question was sucking black cock for $50, cause you're obsessed with money
>>539927421mil is the easy choice but the pickles could be your chance to build generational wealth.You could optimize a lot. Take smaller ones with less salt, blend them, dry them etc.You could turn into a pickle eating machine. Eat - > puke - > eat - > enema etc.I bet you could do a lot more per day than you'd initially think.
>>539927498Or you could just stop being a rat nigger fantasizing about not contributing to society and actually contribute something you rat fuck
>>539927379>That for a year is almost a million>50x365>18,250>almost a million
Is the cost of the pickle included in the $50?
>>539927301Spironolactone makes me want pickles a lot, pickles definitely.
>>539927570>your teeth will fall out because of the acidityNo they won't lmao just brush your fucking teeth and use flouride mouthwash
>>539927709Imagine taking the gyno pill willingly
>>53992767750x50x365912,500
>>539927570>your teeth will fall out because of the acidityUse baking soda or some shit to neutralize it.
>>539927711Brushing just removes plaques and sugar, that has nothing to do with acidityAmerican education
>>539927301Wait, so you get 50 bucks per pickle you eat every time you eat a pickle for your entire life time?Who buys the pickles?Where are the pickles stored? Or is it just for every pickle I buy and eat? Is there a sise requirement? Does it have to be only dill?I could make a grand a day easy if bread butter pickles are on the table.What are the specifics here? Cuz I could game the hell out of this and walk away a multimillionaire in weeks if you don't set some limits.Otherwise id just take the million and short Spacex, buy it, then sell it to China for a couple billion.
>>539927754Google "fluoride"
>>539927677Anon, it's 50 x 50 x 365. Fifty pickles per day at $50 each, try to pay attention to this serious matter.
>>539927747See? German education is slightly better>>539927730Which is less than 500k after tax
>>539927773Fluoride won't grow back that enamel you raped with all the acid
>>539927777>Which is less than 500k after taxnot in the USA lmao
>>53992730110 pickles a day = $500 a day, which is what I make now. I'd take the $1,000,000 lump sum because I've only got ten years left to live anyway. It's "short-term thinking" because I'M short term.
>>539927301Washing the salt off them and eating 10 pickles per day you could get to 1mil in about 5 years without risking any health related issues, earlier if you immediately started investing your earnings. Unless you're a top tier investor, eating pickles would be the thinking man's choice.
>>5399273011 mil, thanks. keep your pickles away
>>539927803If you're consuming incredibly large amounts of acidic food and not using flouride toothpaste for an extended amount of time, then yes. But fluoride literally does repair weakened enamel lol
>>539927301Would you rather do it with pickles or cans of coke?
>>539927827You can't wash salt off pickles they're brined lol
>>539927814I was spot on, LMAO
>>539927845Pickles of course coke is far unhealthier
>>539927490How many picles can I insert in her pussy without being considered rape?
>>539927301holy shit you retarded shitskin indian. he or she isn't asking how many pickles it would take. he or she is asking how many pickles you could eat per day without risking illness due to too much sodium rangeban every poster between berlin and moscow. I swear slavs are more retarded than jeets and brazilians
>>539927877>CaliforniaNow do Washington, or Florida, or Texas
i remember laughing when they tried to make a point out of how smart Jason Bourne was because he described a length as a meter
>>539927872Submerge those fuckers and tell me if there's any salt left in them after 24h.
eating 10 pickles a day, every day, and you would have the million in 5.4 years.
>>539927905Federal tax is still 37%
>>539927677fucking american fell for it./thread>>539927777You don't have to pay taxes when doing theoretical work
>>539927937Or invest 1 mil in the stock market and have have 1.5 mil in 5.4 years
>>539927948...so not below 500k a year lmao
>>539927301You're literally brown.
>>539927968What if the stock market goes down?
>>539927301>>539927490Americans score 498 at PISA math. Romanians, AKA subhuman shitskins, scored 428.428 is worse than turkey, brunei and serbiawhy are slavs retarded?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programme_for_International_Student_Assessment#PISA_2022_ranking_summary
>>539927372>>539927379pickles are high in sodium. And its a fucking big deal. There so much fucking sodium in everything and it will fuck you up as you get older.
>>539927301>makes a thread about a reddit post about a chinktok video about some whore talking about fucking picklesGod you euromutts are so petty about literally ANYTHING that Americans do lmao.
>>539927997I don't believe it. I'll enjoy my tasty food while you eat bland garbage
>>539927991>muh pisaTimmy, do you think we care for that?Also Sweden was caught cheating once, you care so much
a pickle is very salty so you shouldn't have more than one a day if you're trying to get as many in as your body can survive. 20,000 times 50 is one million, so you need 20k pickles, That's about 54 years to break even. She looks 30 so she would be 80 by the time she breaks even, but a pickel is about 50 cents so that's minus 10k, but in 54 years there will be inflation so divide by 5 that's about 38k dollars she has made.But I don't even like pickels.I do like capers though.
>>539927570>Thinks about dick for absolutely no reason Is this a favorite pastime of shitskin gypsies?
>>539928033I think the only thing the average romanian cars about is how much copper is in the walls of the house they are illegally squatting in and the location of the nearest german car to steal
>>539928074Fuck off timmy, you're getting browner each day
>>539928051oops I pressed my calculator twice it's about 198k lol very american of me.
>>539928105Based
>>539928106>you're getting browner each dayKek is this the bant level of swarthoids?
>>539928156I am not joking, I feel bad for you, actually I don't white americans are niggerish anyways
>>539927301the redditor's question also requires knowledge iof how frequently you can safely eat pickles
>>539927301I would take 1mln$, buy picles every day for it and eat it in front of her just to fuck with her mind.
>>539927968or eat pickles for 112 years and make infinite money
>>539928277Pickle income is not adjusted for inflation though.
>>539928205Your ESL is showing, I like the cope though. I guess you're fine having the skin color as poop as long as eventually everyone born on earth eventually becomes the same flavor of shit colored ape, So you can all have a big shit party or something. You know I won't be there when that happens right? And in the meantime I'm still superior to you right? And I'm not a disgusting dysgenic gypsy? You realize that right?
>>539927301>16 posts by a gypsy complaining about all Americans because of one stupid foidholy seethe and cope.
>>539928329Losers can only spit venom at the winners. Law of the jungle. Let them have their cry.
>>539928156for some reason eastern yuropoors, butthurt belters if you will, are both jeet level retarded and jeet level arrogant about being the master race
>>539928324>I'm still superior to you right? And I'm not a disgusting dysgenic gypsy? You realize that right?
>>539928391Posting fat people isn't going to whiten your skin. But I appreciate the effort.
>>539928329I post in my thread>waaaaaa 16 hecking posterinos, I can't read waaaaaaI post less in my thread>waaaa 1pbtid waaaa da jooz waaa
>>539928020I hear you bro I do that too. There is a reckoning with everything and Sodium is a fucked up reckoning when that happens. its slow continuous destruction of the body and organs. And the thing is... regular food doesn't have a lot of sodium in its. Its everything they serve at restaurants and that is manufactured. But like regular beef, eggs, produce doesn't have very much.
>>539928433>da joozfound the fucking kike.kill yourself and return to satan.
>>539927301>wreck 20 of those a day make $1,000>$365K a year>break the $1M in 3 years
>>539927301What constitutes 'eating' could I just take 1 bite? A tiny nibble? What happens if I bite a 2nd pickle? Is that 100 or do you need to finish them? Can I blend up a bunch of pickles and then remove the water and condense them down to a small block so it'd be like 5000 dollars per pickle brick
>>539928474Can you provide any evidence for this claim?
>>539927301Replace the pickles with eggs and you have a deal.
>>539928564I could but im not going to because you aren't paying me money. I have shit to do. You don't have believe me I don't give a shit what happens to you.
>>539928682I just eat how much salt feels natural. Considering I'm not fat I think I'm ahead of most Americans, and our life expectancy is near 80.
>>539928707You shouldn't even have to think about salt at all. There is a natural amount sodium in most foods that is the perfect amount. The problem like I said is just with prepared foods and eating out.
>>539928541just eat the fucking pickle you fucking shitlord. its a dumb fucking thread, with a dumb fucking cunt and dumb retarded OP, All of them suck donkey dicks on the regular.
>>539928391That’s a Canadian in Canada. >Toronto Maple Leafs baseball team cap>Schweppes Ginger Ale>”Sarnia” on banner in the background
>>539928785Keep eating your bland chicken breast nigga nobody likes your cooking. An 8oz steak has like 100mg of sodium, a pound of potatoes has 20mg, leafy greens have pretty much no sodium. That's a typical dinner for me. The recommended amount of sodium a day is 2300mg. And that's an underestimate if you're white and you exercise and drink a lot of water.
>>539927301>americansThat's a retarded foid. Don't overgeneralize
>>539927301If you ate 10 pickles a day it would take like 5.48 years AND you would be under constant surveillance in order to have them know that you ate a pickle to give you $50. You could invest that 1 million now and live off the interest without probably getting sick from some pickle overdose.
>>539928895>exercise and drink a lot of waterthis is where they lied to you. exercise and water have nothing to do with it. Exercising and more water doesn't fix the problems associated with sodium intake.>natural foods are low in sodiumi said that i think like twice.
>>539928474Sodium is a nutrient, that's why we find it tasty--it's how the body communicates to the brain to consume it. Too much of it is a problem though. Notably a mouth full of nothing but salt is received as a noxious stimulus, it's disgusting. Everything in balance.
>>539929075You think that 200mg is "the perfect amount" of sodium? I really hope you don't cook for anyone else, man.
>>539929121it actually is. if the food you at regularly had that amount your daily amount would approach 1500-2000mg which is perfect.
>>539929180You're eating five pounds of beef and ten pounds of potatoes a day?
>>539929224now you just sound fucking retarded.
>>539927301thats a lot of pickles do i have to eat them myself ? so probably notwhen do i get my money ?
>>539927301so you could eat 20.001 pickles and probably get the wildest diarrhea in your life which makes Taco Bell lettuce look like child's play for $50 or get a $1M
>>539928474>what is shrimp>what is porkExercise you stupid nigger.
>>5399273011mil at like 8% is 80k a year. 80k are 1600 pickles. So unless you eat way more then 1600 pickles a year you should just take the mil.
>>539928987take the money, the downsides of pickle overdose vs / time / effort are not manageable with the same amount of money
>>539927301Take the mil and put it into a HYSA, make 50k a year without ever having to eat a nasty pickle. Better yet invest in real estate like a joomer.
>>539928669hot
>>539929632>Eat 4 pickles every day>Put that 200 dollars in whatever index fund you want>Set for life after a few yearsLmao retarded instant gratification mutt
>>539928669I eat like 5-6 eggs everyday. God I love eggs.
>>539927301Depends how you're taxed.If I can just get $50 a day eating 1 pickle as an average and I love pickles, versus like... $400k after taxes, the pickles are basically lifelong stable income for doing something super mundane.You don't need to exploit the first one by a huge amount.The biggest case for the million is buying a house ASAP with it. You delete your rent expense and have big stability with that.If you wanted to exploit the pickles, then you could save up for the house and other things and keep the pickle income.
>>539927777Whats the tax for pickle eating again?
>>539927301you can eat 20k pickles between 27 and 55 years (2-5 pickles per day) "safely" because salt and natrium will get to you sooner or later anyway
>>539927301pickle a day @ $50 a pickle = $18.25k/yr8% return on 1m = 80k/yr
>>539927301the answer depends on your personalityyou know you can't control yourself with money?> pickles all the way, you will always have some cash on youyou can control yourself and invest?> 1 mil right away because of possible health implications of eating too much pickles (you can't buy health)If you could cheat this, I would go with pickles though, like eating these tiny pickles and finding some alternative without all the sodium
>>539927423just take the million and buy pickles with the earned interest
>>539927301That western girl be fucking east asian dudes
>>539927301Inflation will fuck that 50 dollars up real fast. 50 is the new 10 already.Take the million and do something with it quick.
take the pickle eating deal, buy 1 million dollars worth of pickle put options, buy insurance, short pickle companies, borrow to increase my short with 4x leverage, funnel money to the cartels to blow up pickle plantations in el salvador and western poland (the only two places in the world poor enough to grow pickles)>eat one single pickle, burn my $50 and watch the world burn as a catastrophic domino effect takes down the entire intergalactic system of finance (aliens visit earth exclusively to trade in pickles)
>>539927421>I would rather just get the mil and not do thatThis. Plus I can immediately put the million into an index fund with a return of around $300 a day, or the equivalent of eating 6 pickles.
Eat cornichons and Elon is fucked. Nature sucks, typical stupid zoomer bitch yet I'd poke her with my pickle.
I'd be cool with just free pickles for life
>>539927301That sounds like a pickle...PICKLE RICK!
>>539929755Investing the million will accumulate much faster than eating 4 pickles a day.
>>539927902>holy shit you retarded shitskin indian. he or she isn't asking how many pickles it would take. he or she is asking how many pickles you could eat per day without risking illness due to too much sodium This. I would also raise the question of how long can you maintain that level of pickle eating without severely starting to question your choices in life, and having to take a break.Also>He or sheIt's reddit. It's probably xe.
>>539927677>50x365I see that the famous mutt math is doing its thing again
>>539927677kek idiot
>>539927301i would find or manufacture the smallest possible object that meets the requirements of being a pickle, mass produce it and consume.i would also push the limits on the definition of "eating", stomach bypass perhaps.
>>539927301I'd give her $50 to eat my pickle
>>5399273011 million would easily push me into the range where I can coast on FIRE with the investments I already have.no need to stuff myself with a bazillion pickles
>>539927301If you’re in your 20’s then you probably have enough time to earn the million by eating one gherkin (it’s called a GHERKIN, YANKEES!) per day, and easily enough time if you eat two a day. BUT….most of them have been up some whores stank pooner, so there’s that problem.
>>539927490I would pick the million dollars the first time. And pickles the second time. Then i get both $1,000,000 and $50/per pickle.
>>539931634Quit jerkin your gherkin coomer
>>539927301Pick the pickle option, eat mini pickles
>>539927301Does it have to be a whole or "fresh" pickle?Can I rinse it in water?Can I like made it into smoothies?Having a revenue either way feels safer than a straight million, since you can lose the latter but if you're on hard time you can just grab a jar of pickles and make a grand.I don't like pickles though, so I'd need either the caveat of being something I can rinse in water (so at least my teeth don't fall out) or made into smoothies/drinks, so at least I can chug it in one single gulp and forget about it.
Even if it takes time to break even, depending on how many pickles I eat every day, I would still prefer having a steady income, I know myself well enough that those 1 mil would be wasted away in no time lol.>>539931481What do you mean?
If the promise also included that the $50 of buying power scaled with every market metric so every time i eat a pickle i get the equated value, I'd choose the pickles.I could easily eat 10 pickles a day for 40+ years and the $50 will scale with inflation.
>>539927301That's rich coming from a flag that nobody can identify
>>539930059>27 and 55 yearsWhy such odd numbers?
>>539927301so anytime I need $50 I eat a pickle?is that the option?how stupid lmao >take the $1m and invest>only eat pickles when you feel like it duh
>>539927827With this money could just grow some by yourself and don't them in vinegar
>>539928051>pickle is very salty so you shouldn't have more than one a dayLol, lmao evenJust adapt your diet for it or get somd unflavored
>>539927677Are you one of Trump's economic advisers?
>>539927301You’d be eating so many pickles to support your lifestyle you’d get sick and die trying to pay for your house.
>>539932919i would eat pickles all day if i could anyway, picklemaxing seems like a no brainer. and she is holding a gherkin in the op, i could(have) eat dozens of those in a single sitting.
>>539927626>enema etc.wat, how does enemas enter the equation? are you suggesting blending the pickles and then doing pickle enemas? do you think that counts as eating them? why do germans always need to involve the anus in everything in some way?
>>539933031Imagine the smell
>>539933322>do you think that counts as eating them?No that part is just for fun
>>539927379What if I put the pickles in my butt?
>>53992730120.000 pickles you need to eat to get even. i wouldnt eat so many pickles in 100 lifetimes and i tried doing it in my head but this wasnt really hard.
>>539927301its no surprise that americans are not bright. if they were so numba won and awesome like they claim it would be them inventing everything and not euros.
>>539934301PIckles are just cucumbers. Eat a small salad a day, cucumber noodles, mustard pickles, gherkins on sandwiches. Pretty confident i could pull in 200k a year (for 40+ years) eating pickles.
>>539927301the thing with these people is that they dont even care. they slap their sticker on an rtx card and then think they invented and build this.when you have people that are so stupid you can use them for whatever you see fit. this is why theyre numba won.now be good golems my dears <3
>>539927301I fucking hate pickles. I’d take the million.
>>539927301Is a pickle metaphor for penis?
I'll take the pickles. Not because I like them, but because they are infinite money hypothetically if I live a long time. I'll just eat them in Chick-fil-a style homemade burgers.
>>539934301The question isn't about pickles, it is about '$'. Assuming this means USD, the fiat currency on the absolute verge of collapse, What good is it if you eat 100000 pickles over the next 15 years, if the '50$' you receive for each is inflated by 100000% by then? A million dollar right now buys you a nice car, or a crappy house. A million dollar in ten years will probably buy you a hot meal, if the currency is even still issued at all.
>>539927301i'm not gonna pay 50 dollars for a single pickle
>>539927301$50 per pickle and subsist off McDoubles >b-but anon, surely you won't eat that many McDo-
>>539927379>50 a dayDo it, I would laugh
>>539927301im taking the $1 million.and i like pickles.
>>539927301Pickles.Then I setup an electrodialysis setup on my kitchentop. Could probably get a batch of 5L each run of abdolute neutral pickle paste with virtually all salt and vinegar removed to the molecular level. I then freeze dry the pickle paste, crunch it up, lightly salt and pepper it and eat like a maniac.The initial setup would be paid off in a single day. After that I'm only limited by my freeze drier capacity that I could easily improve on. Like 100 pickles a day are easily doable with no negative health effects nor discomfort.
>>539927490The pickle must remain unharmed.How to do it?
>>539927301Are the pickles free?How many can I get at once?I might just spawn infinite pickles if possible and sell the ones I can't eat. Start a pickle empire
>>539927301Pic related the technical term is Cornichons you're welcome OP. If you soak them in water you should be able to get a lot of the salts out.
>>539931748You could buy a lot of pickles if you pick the million first. Smart
>>539927301Which piggles we talking? I’d take a sandwich pickle for $50 but if I have to eat one of those salt bombs from the gas station, I’ll take the pay out
>>539935898>inteligent postyou dont belong here anonget out while you still can
do pickles have health risks?>>539927550kek
