>housing is too expen--ACKK
*pats dumb little memeflag head*
>>539935240It's a big plastic shed.
>>539935240>being gay with your dad is wr--AAACCKKKKK
>>539935240It'll be 25k by the time you insulate and add some amenities. Inspectors will come fuck with you, because they don't want you to live in a shed. It's not for your health or well-being, but because if you escape and they can't, jealousy takes over.
>>539935240Boomer gary isn't a boomer because boomers know why you can't do that lamo.
>>539935240>just shit in a hole in the winter
So this is ok but building my own house is illegal cause I didn't hire the county inspector's jewish brother in-law?
>you vill live in ze pod
>>539935240>still has to pay 2k in rent
would it be legal to run a full 200amp service to that?
>32 year old kid
>>539935240Wow a garden shen, I bet that guy can put it on his property, only for 600 payments of 3500!
>>539935564yeah if youre a ruralchad
>>539935240And put it where? Rent is not just the house, it mostly covers the land it sits on.
>>539935482Boomer is a retard this is illegal too unless you are living in a literal trailer park paying ground rent and it's zoned for it. The only way you get away with this is if it's a hunting lodge and/or you are off the main road.Otherwise that one acre you bought on land that has a slant like a fucking triangle is just taxes for nowhere nothing counties while the inspector puts the condemned sign on your cuckshed.
>>539935240Life is hell, and I’m trapped. I’m 27 years old, working 12-hour shifts three days a week in a warehouse, and picking up part-time shifts at Wendy’s the rest of the week. Despite this, I still can’t afford to move out of my parents’ house. Rent is insane, and no matter how many times I show my parents the numbers—my income, rent costs, bills—they still think I’m just lazy or “not trying hard enough.” They go on about how they had it so much harder, how they raised kids in their 20s and somehow made it work, as if that changes anything.The worst part is their lectures about how life isn’t supposed to be enjoyable in your 20s. My mom keeps saying, “Your 30s are when your real life begins.” Like I’m supposed to spend the next three years grinding myself into dust, then magically start dating and building a life in my 30s with what? A used car that sounds like it’s going to explode? A bank account that’s empty by the end of the month? Yeah, I’m sure women are lining up for that.
>>539935943How do people end up like this anyway?How did you get the job at the warehouse? How long have you been there? No opportunities to move up or move to a higher position at another place?
>>539935943>then magically start dating and building a life in your 30s>when girls are all done riding the chad cock carousel and ready to settle down for beta provider Oh boy bet you are real excited for that
>>539935943that's one of the worst infographics i have ever seen.it seems like the message is important, and yet it is an absolute chore to try and figure out what your main points are.your "tldr" should replace the text "21,875 hours to acquisition" that is repeated across the top.this looks like you fed an angry and disorganized rant into a generative model and told it to make you a meme.
>>539935240Did boomers live in sheds?
>>539936278You go for younger women. Problem solved.
>>539936485Yeah because younger women want a balding poor manlet
>>539935564Definitely, you can open a commercial welding business in it
>>539935312As opposed to "real" houses?
>>539935482No lol, this is not ok either. You couldn't even make a small guest home on a big property with this without the county getting up in arms about you adding homes to your land or some shit.
>>539936704Yea, real houses brickwork and reinforced concrete.
>>539935394If inspectors allowed this how long until you had dharavi style slums of immigrants filled with plastic sheds rented out with four families to a shed in your neighborhood. Be glad the inspector wouldn't allow this.
Anytime boomers get under my skin I just tell them what happens at a nursing home. You can actually see color drain out of their face when you openly discuss their mortality.They definitely will stop bothering you hundred percent it works every time. They can't even complain because the other boomers make fun of them for being scared to die
>>539935240You’re gonna spend tens of thousands of dollars by the time its livable and it will have taken you many hours of your free time.
>>539935312sharts will not be able to notice the difference between presser microplastics and their usual cardboard
>>539935394also this. people are evil after jews have enslaved them and killed their dreams.
>>539936903"free" time, retard. It costs nothing.
>>539935240>tuff shed>bigger than (((bylaw))) allows>no plumbing allowed>need to have house and land before purchasing>still costs too much All fields juden
>>539935240kek
>>53993524012k for the cuckshed. 30k for the land. 2k for electricity, water, wastewater access. 1k for optic fiber. 3k for proper insulation. 1k for AC. 1k for the road. 2k for the beaurocratic process. Property taxes perpetually. Already at 50k and you don't even live in it yet.
>>539935240>buys 1 acre of land from Jewstein Shekelburg for 1 million and pays property tax on it forever>sets a tiny affordable shed on it>has to buy home insurance and pass home regulations with impossible guidelinesyeah anyone can do this
>>539936874This right here. This is how shanty towns become a thing.
>>539935943Hate to break it to your parents but your 30s is when you life ends. At least as a man. They won’t tell you this but if you don’t have a family of your own by 30 you will be completely alone 90% of your evenings. Men stop hanging out and having a social life in their 30s to focus on work and their family and they don’t start having real friends again until their 50s. I’ve had the same group of friends since elementary school. We used to hangout every week at least. That was in our 20s, now that we are 30+ we see each other twice a year AT MOST. The male loneliness epidemic is growing because men don’t have jobs and if you don’t have a job you have 0 social life past 30.
>>539936266there are sites that do breakdowns of employment statistics by category. like, what percentage of workers total are in a particular "genre" occupation, how many men vs women work in that field, stuff like that. you should read through them
>>539935240Now you just gotta frame the inside, run plumbing and electrical all up to code (unless you really don't give a fuck and you can get away with it,) insulate it, install drywall or something similar, install a septic tank unless you already have one, and before all of this you need land to put it on. I wonder how effective adobe bricks would be just mashing them against the walls and covering them?
>>539937445How much is property tax on your million dollar acre of land?
>>539937642>The male loneliness epidemic is growing because men don’t have jobs and if you don’t have a job you have 0 social life past 30.The male loneliness epidemic is exploding because women have insane unrealistic standards and they all just ghost or already have a boyfriend/husband. If they are young they wont settle for anyone who isnt rich or a supermodel tier chad. When women reach 30 it gets maybe a little easier once they finally are ready to settle down but then they are used up, looks faded single moms with 3 mudshark kids and even then you have to compete and play games just for them to even message you back. On the dating apps it 10 men for every woman and even worse outside big cities.
>>539935943Aifags...
>>539935240they want 13k for this wooden cuckshed that doesnt even have plumbing or anything. its a shed. HES IN YA SHED.
>>539937642You were supposed to drop your ""friends"" the exact day you got your high school diploma, at the latest. Men do not naturally socialize with other men unless a common goal can be achieved i.e. business stuff. Then once you have a top-shelf female they become a massive liability, so obviously you never want to interact with them again.
>>539935240>Living in a cuckshedLolLmfao
>>539935240the women will amazed at your cuckshed when you dont have a kitchen or a bathroom.>just go take a dump in the dixie toilet>EEWWwWwwwbased boomerfuck.>b b but you have live there until you make zhe moneyszhe moneys never materialize, not even the 13k for the fucking cuckshed. bitch.
>>539936788>Yea, real houses brickwork and reinforced concrete.Kek. Not in America. Put that shed on a 8" concrete foundation with anchor-bolts and a mud sill and you would be good to go. >>539936704>As opposed to "real" houses?Double-walled with serious insulation and you might have reinvented the "Tiny House" movement. Add some solar bullshit and slap a Tesla sticker on it.
>>539935943Now nobody will be able to live in Malibu.>most shiz was built in the 60s and earlier when there were no regulations in place>now it is too costly and the only demographic that can afford to build are up in age to the point that it will take to long to even start the processIsn't the water there quite cold as well?
>>539935240On what fucking land?NIGGER
>>539935394>Inspectors will come fuck with you, because they don't want you to live in a shed.Because ultimately they serve the landlord lobbies, and they don't want you to avoid paying rent.
>>539935240this confuses and enrages freddie mac
>>539936565not everyone is a short balding white dude
>>539938887>the only demographicState will take it all and build commie blocks for hordes of niggers. >Isn't the water there quite cold as well?Summer is fine, not Caribbean tier but ok.
>>539939038
>>539935240>just live in a shedWhatever you say boomer
>>539939183ill take a timber framed axe carved house over a hyper inflated stick shack made with illegal labor all so you can pretend to be american
Tell me why buying a cheap trailer in a small town is a bad ideaAt this rate it may be the only kind of house I am able to afford
>>539939285Will you take a brick house with structures made of reinforced concrete, with some thick ass rebars in there?
>>539939413what about locally quarried stone
>>539939379Will you be able to survive -20C winter in there?IT'S A SHED.>>539939459That's even better, looks good too.
>>539939130>State will take it all and build commie blocks for hordes of niggers.Probably not as there are some remaining buildings owned by Jews that are not burned and I am sure they are able to lawyer up to prevent irreparable additional damage to the culturally important and iconic architectural history.
>>539935595Kek this
>>539939493This place is an even better deal but it's way too big for lil ol me
>>53993539412k one doesn't even have windows, It's 12k for walls and a roof
>>539939379the neighbors are why, if you can hear them play music then you're still better off renting
>>539939379>traileryour neighbors will have very loud dogs, although if you get unlucky that can happen in the suburbs nowadays too.
>>539936994We use wood, dumbass. And plenty of places use bricks.
>>539935394>>539935240non this is up to code so they won't hook up water or power. You can't even live in an rv on your own lot connected to power and water in the Yu ESS GAY
>>539935240>just live in the cûck shed. lmao lel
>>539937623No, shanty towns become a thing when corporations vaccuum all of the wealth out of an area. Walmart should be like 10-20 local businesses who spend the money they make locally. Instead they are kikes that use it to build bunkers and tunnels from their friends and keep their wealth in a circle. Stick to crayons and finger paint big guy
>>539939757>And plenty of places use bricks.lol tricked again
>>539935240>LOL just live in a shack ungrateful zoomerFuck boomers they profit off the high housing prices that only cost them basically a dime when they were younger
>>539935240Are you stupid or what?Nobody gives a fuck about the actual building, what's valuable is landThe reason why land is valuable is because you depend on other people for services and produce who occupy neighbouring land. This piece of shit shed is worthless if you don't have land to put it on
I was going to do this in my 20s, buy a small lot of land, and for $12,000 buy a premade two story wooden garrage / shed. Hook up utilities, live upstairs and the lower story is my workshop for my business. The whole thing would have been under $100,000. What stopped me was a foreclosed house popped up for sale for about 100k so I just bought that, but yeah it’s doable if your starting out
Proving as per usual the average boomer is a liar.Is the land, electric and plumbing free boomer?Fucking jackass.
>>539939669>entire purpose of stick framed shit shacks was to get away from illegals and have good schoolshows that going
>>539935240>32 year old kid Boomers are fucking insane
>>539935394Have you seen 90% of trailer parks? Do you want that, but worse?
>>539935240FUCK YOU BOOMER GARY!!
>>539940273sounds like something the feds can worry about
>>539935240You're literally not allowed to live in that, they will condemn it just for the lulz
>>539940273>>539936874I'd rather that than be entirely homeless. If there's no compromise from the government then why do I have to compromise with the government. These people need to be set on fire.
>>539940511what happens when you tie them up and feed them cold beans
>>539935394Plop it down on some random lot somewhere instead. Inspector can't do shit about it, they won't even be able to prove you're living there if you do it right. It is not illegal to buy a plot of land somewhere and put a storage shed on it. People do that around where I am for years, some guy I know bought a 5 acre plot and just built a really fancy garage on it and lives in it. No one does shit about it because how do yo even prove he lives there? What codes does it violate? None it's a garage. You people make the mistake of getting permits and telling everyone what you're doing before you do it and then they threaten you with a bunch of bullshit. There's plenty of lots around where I live right now where people just buy them and park a camper ont hem, oh my god muh zoning laws, but you can't just camp on a lot, that's against the co-ACK no one does shit. when you sell it you sell it lot+shed
>>539940591I think we're probably reaching that point soon. Some people had their property taxes go up recently and the inspectors were told not to go to the office because they were getting death threats.
>>539935240Dumb trend… if you get a shed and have to do finish work on it….. you should be able to build from scratch. Building the frame of structure and drying it in is the EASY part. Finishing is the hard part.
>>539939595Its in the middle of the UP of Michigan. Not bad. The only catch is there's no jobs at all. It would be hard to get hired at the local Dollar General.
>>539940732people forget tarring and feathering snoops and tax collectors is american culture
>>539935240It doesnt come with land or housing permit. Thats 252 to put it on land you already own thst already has a house.In total 12,000 for a shed you csnt even use without a 2 million dollar house
>>539940608>It is not illegal to buy a plot of land somewhere and put a storage shed on it.I have a bro in Best Virginia who bought 3 acres and dropped a 40' sea container on the property. Uses it to store "Household Goods" while he is "Getting Permits" to "Build" his house. All nice and legal, very cheap indeed. Lives just outside of Parkersville.
Where's he going to place it after he buys it? How will sewage and plumbing be taken care of?Is the zoning commission going to be fine with it?
>>539939833maybe try leaving your basement and looking at your surroundings every once in a while instead of completely surrendering your sense of reality to social media
>>539939773>You can't even live in an rv on your own lot connected to power and water in the Yu ESS GAYyes you can
>>539940732>Some people had their property taxes go upThis is why we can't have nice things.Exterior of my house makes it look like a methlab with wild rednecks living on the property. Interior is very nice indeed.
>>539937358>30k for the land.No, Hanz. You're not buying a single acre of land for $30k. Even in rural (countryside) areas most won't sell exactly 1 acre of land, or a fraction of an acre. Even if you do find some boomer to sell a single parcel, if there isn't a house within 2000 feet of you, you're doing the rest of the utilities yourself. Wells can cost $5000-$25,000 depending on aquafir and difficulty of soils. Nobody is getting fiber optics in the country, they're going with satellite internet or cellular. And yeah, even in rural areas they can still pound your ass for not building or putting a structure they approve on it. You often have to get special permits to build a smaller guest house to live in (as a secondary building) while your main house is built, being finished, or you're saving money to later build.
>>539940925the way you beat the suits is having a larger bulldozer
>>539938045It really only makes sense as a fancy shed. If for some weird reason you want a two storey shed, and don't want to build it, this is available to you.
>>539938570AMIN YASHED
>>539936317Damned right.The image is probably inspired by this table.It gets things wrong though.14000 hours for a good home, versus 50000.
>>539935943get out of the matrix: step one; murder parents, its all their greedy little fault
>>539941330There's thousands of single acres being sold, some in cities, some on the edge, some in mountains and deserts and every damn place. Either you've never looked at land listings, or you just like making goofy shit up
>>539937642That's not why the MLE is growing.It's growing because more people are colossal retards, subhuman, aggressive, and straight up not fun to be around every single day.Even 14 years ago I was keen to go out but saw the crowd and thought better of it. It's much worse now.
>>539940969>construction drawings>social media oogaboogathis is some strange cope, anon
>>539937642>I’ve had the same group of friends since elementary school.I have moved several times and lost the bulk of my friendships. I found some of them again on Facebook. I had a Facebook for years but didn't use my real name but as soon as I changed it to my real name my best friend from elementary school found me in less than a week which was crazy.
>>539935394And then you have to have somewhere to put it. When the city finds out they will jack up your property taxes.
>>539939833hey they do have concrete.. underground lmaoamerimutts confirmed Teros
>>539940921West Virginia will survive the end of Washington DC so easily, it makes me happy.
>>539941993Damn look at me misremembering15k 197058k 2025What's even the point anymore
>>539935240Isn't this just a fancy favella? You don't have access to anything in this this.
>>539942491Most favelas are nicer than this.
>>539942491But of course, we're obligated to point out: "access to nothing" is still a relative blessing when compared with "access to niggers."
>>539942312>West Virginia will survive the end of Washington DC so easilyMost of us hillbillies would only notice when all the nigger, spics, and jews fuck off to where-ever they came from when the gibs stop and the police no longer respond to 'harassment' calls.
>>539937642>Men stop hanging out and having a social life in their 30s to focus on work and their family and they don’t start having real friends again until their 50s.this is truth
>>539935394>It'll be 25k by the time you insulate and add some amenitiesAbout $33kI am in one now, practically same thing, home depot 16x28 two story almost identical to that one. Ripped out the barn doors and side door and put in metal doors, upgraded to the insulated windows upon install. Insulated it, wired it, put bead board on the walls. Put down flooring and all, built a bathroom upstairs and small kitchen and sink area, have an office and work area, along with fold out couch/bed. TV and computer desk and all. Its comfy been here about 14 years and dont owe anyone anything for it. I have had to paint it twice, on its second roof cause even though i upgraded to 25 year shingles they started falling apart at about year 10. New roof is about 3 years old now. About time for another round of silicone around windows and doors and another coat of paint though.Told myself it waas gonna be temporary, still plan to build a nice house one day but i'm doing just fine in this one for now. I paid $10,400 for the 16x28 version installed. Home depot had a contract crew come and set it up, took them about a week to build it. I have no complaints.
>>539939642With the two story building package you get 6 single windows. You have to pay for anything extra. You want wider windows, double pane, more windows, its just extra. They'll put in as many as you pay for but the package comes with a double front door, single side door, stairs, and 6 windows.
>>539938231>women have insane unrealistic standardsthis expression denotes the betacuck's lack of success and understandingwomen, despite what beta males may delude themselves about, are anything but crazy or irrational- women wage the eternal warfare: the one between women- women perform the only job that exists : bearing and furthering life and consciousnessmales are mere tools of female agencyso we are welcome to be delusional as it makes our enslavement more profoundand a few select males are welcome to imagine they figured women out: it makes those also more useful to the hive
>>539935240id do this but i have kids and my wife is a normie
>>539940583I agree, the homeless should be set on fire
>>539935394you dont need planning permission for anything 200 sq ft or under in most places, and if you have unrestricted land with no HOAs, subdivision or zoning rules you can do what you want. For that price I would just get a cheap little RV while I built a better place.
>>539942491>import faveloids>country turns into a favelareminder these guys are supposed to be smart
>>539942903bruh i got a pre-built Amish cabin for 30k, sales model, fully wired up. Had to get my own septic though, and bring electric up from the road.
>>539937217purrfuckt
>>539941805
>>539936874die kike
>>539943204Nice troll
>>539935240where exactly are you supposed to put your tiny house though? dont you need utilities and for that property?
I've lived in one of these on 20 acres for the past 8 years, AMA
>>539935240>just be homeless broGreat idea
>>539935394>It's not for your health or well-being>says the government man
>>539935240and where do you put this?
>>539946489On a patch of even ground down by a river. You will also use the river to poop and take baths.
>>539936317I think it's intentional. They want people not thinking about this specifically.You not being able to buy a home, start a family, not even being able to find a girlfriend, most of that is the result of jews, jews printing money, and jews printing money for endless war and endless literally gay propaganda
>>539941993>>539942334What's the source on that picture? (unironically, lel)
>>539936884>you cant do that>autistic sperging about jews and niggers abusing old people>pic rel
>>539946758Plumbing isn't magic, it's low IQ physics. Septic tanks aren't expensive either.
>>539935240>32 year old kidThanks.
>>539947534okay nigger, have fun getting suffocated by a fat Haitian with a pillow
>>539935240You need land for that shed thoughever
