How do you get a decent job or make at least $10,000 a month these days in this economy in this country You gaslighting fuckin faggots are always bragging about your high paying WFH jobs but never actually say what you do or how you got it.
Step 1 - be either female or jewish
>>539937088work overtime. get multiple easy jobs with on call shifts and just work back to back to back shifts. if you have easy jobs like night security or similar low stress day jobs you can do 40 hours straight if you push yourself. the key is EASY JOBS and you can cash out $2000 in 2 days. And it doesnt matter what the wage is if you're putting in the hours. do this for 4 or 5 years and you will have a colossal wad of cash by 25. i'm not joking. do it while you are young. all the people that focus on wages ignore the number of easy low wage jobs out there and that you can just stack shifts back to back and if you get fired from one you just get another.
>>539937190Step 2 - inherit money
>>539937088Lots of luck needed. Lots of supernatural stuff and series of coincidences.>t. €41 million net worth
>>539937353my advice for shift stacking though is to avoid too much overtime at one job because after 8 hours you will want to punch out your coworkers. if you are rotating between locations you get a couple of hours of greeting and coffee breaks at the start of every shift and it helps you reset. i dont know why people dont talk about shift stacking when they talk about maxing out your income.
>>539937481one other thing is that in clown world most people are so unproductive and even if you have already worked 32 hours odds are that you in mental slug state are still going to be as productive as the average wagie, so your odds of being fired for being useless are actually pretty low. if you don't have a 100g 24k necklace then start shift stacking NOW
>>539937088I quit going to work after I realized 90% of the time I'm just wasting my time doing pointless shit nobody cares about and not getting ahead in life.I worked there a lot over the past 12 years and the wagie community was a major factor in my decision to not work anymore. NEETs did it to an extent as well but WAGIES are far worse.Someone could give a long drawn out and factually accurate explanation of what would have to happen for me to even be able to one day buy a home and have a family and why working was fraudulent. The post would get a dozen responses of>WHY SHOULD YOU EAT?>when you know you know>economic collapse is coming>stack metals the end is nigh>keep waging faggot>100% eoy silver will reach 5k an ounceOr some equally long schizo post explaining numerology, using bible scripture and random posts here explaining how by the end of the year billions will be unemployed because of the AI.Here we are.After seeing the nothingburger today I came here just to watch the seething and suicide letters. It’s beyond EOY, the jobs didn't disappear, the banks didn't collapse (unfortunately), no more use cases and all the dirty laundry is out in the air now.It’s not going to be Millennial's Economic Paradise, it will not be the Roaring 20's all over again. The world will not be descending into hyper deflation and prosperity (as was obsessed over for months/years) it will be going on as usual with no major gains or rewards. I will enjoy watching wagies burn every step along the way.Why?Because those fucking idiots deserve it all.
>>539937640why do you hide your flag and expect anyone to understand wtf you are talking about.
>>539937088i put in the effort 10 years ago to have a comfy WFH job now
Well we used to ask Jeeves about this, and then there was a whole lot of Googling but now you guys just ask Chat GPT or something
>>539937088i wfh and make $150k a year. it took 7 years of hard and intelligent work to get here. i'm a CPA senior accounting manager. truthfully i'm underpaid, i should be making more like $165-170k, but being fully remote is worth it.
>>539937640also, why does anyone else - especially people outside your country - care whether or not you work? you act like i as a canadian care about how much you (presumably american) work. why do you have that idea?i've mastered working easy jobs and have worked 40 hours straight about a dozen times in the last year and when you do this program for yours you stack up very decent cash regardless of what the wage is.
>>539937640they will never run out of ways to prop up this fake bullshit world. the best we can hope for is ai giving the fuckers retarded advice
>>539937899it's a memeflag schizopost, it's obviously either an israeli or indian
just keep in mind, OP, that you still cannot afford to by an average starter home outside of nigger-spicville on only $10,000 a month. so maybe working for less than a subsistence living isn't worth your time.
>>539938292can any american explain to me how they colonized america 400 years ago yet nobody thought to buy homes and own family properties? shouldn't you have family homes that your parents own?how is it that in 400 years of america's existence nobody thought "i should probably buy a home". how do you end up with a nation where nobody owns property?
>>539937088Entire point of economy to enslave you with artifical scarcity. Imagine being locked in basement and working 10 hours for 2 cans of beans. Thats the point of economy to keep you busy starving and eith no options.You need food water energy and housing. On empty land you can produce it yourself. Even if you suck at it after 10 years of improvments you would barely work.
>>539938369i'll ad my dad's home has been in our family since 1840 and he put a giant addition onto it and in his lifetime acquired the houses on either side. why don't americans do the same thing? why does nobody in america own property?
>>539938404if croatians only make 2 cans of beans equivalent in a day isnt it evident that your labor has no value? even indian call center outsourcing gigs pay better than that. maybe migrate to poland or romania.
>>539937640You just sound bitter you fell for all the dumb stupid /pol/ larp shit. Bro the qanon larp cooked every boomer on this platform, it was hilarious to watch. Also the economy is performative to large extent, trump is artificially keeping crude oil under 100$. The derivative markets are basically just money laundering, as well as sports betting. There is no meritocracy or competition for them, just you. Just you. And you accept that fully. You just hope bad things happen to people because you’ve given up.
>>539937088Below are the certifications ranked by ascending time required to obtain, from fastest to longest. Estimates assume you are actively studying and already meet any experience or education requirements.Rank Certification Acronym Meaning Typical Time to Obtain Approx. Study/Course Hours Avg. Salary Cost1 CMCA Certified Manager of Community Associations 2–6 weeks 20–40 hrs $65,000 $350–4002 CAM Certified Apartment Manager 4–8 weeks ~40 hrs course + exam $70,000 $900–1,3003 CAPM Certified Associate in Project Management 1–3 months 40–80 hrs $75,000 $225–3004 SHRM-CP Society for Human Resource Management – Certified Professional 2–4 months 60–120 hrs $90,000 $350–4995 PHR Professional in Human Resources 2–4 months 60–100 hrs $95,000 $4956 PMP Project Management Professional 2–6 months 80–150 hrs + 35-hour course $138,000 $405–6557 SHRM-SCP Society for Human Resource Management – Senior Certified Professional 3–6 months 80–150 hrs $145,000 $350–4998 SPHR Senior Professional in Human Resources 3–6 months 80–150 hrs $135,000 $5959 CISSP Certified Information Systems Security Professional 3–6 months 100–150 hrs $170,000 $74910 PgMP Program Management Professional 4–8 months 120–200 hrs $160,000 $600–1,00011 CPA Certified Public Accountant 12–18 months 300–500 hrs $95,000 $1,200–1,50012 CPM Certified Property Manager 1–3 years Multiple courses + experience $115,000 $2,500–5,00013 CBP Certified Benefits Professional 6–12 months Multiple courses $110,000 $3,000–5,00014 CEBS Certified Employee Benefit Specialist 12–24 months 6 courses + exams $125,000 $4,000–7,00015 CCP Certified Compensation Professional 12–24 months 10 courses + exams $140,000 $8,000–12,000
>>539937088I live in a storage unit.
>>539938417We like to blame Boomers for the mess but it was the silent generation and the greatest generation that implemented all the stuff we blame Boomers for. Most probably had to sell their home during the great depression. The ones that made it though probably had their home sold so they could afford to go to a retirement home.
>>539937088Most of them are boring and difficult (as most things worth doing are). But you need to do the work of multiple people, but not literally since their are only a finite number of hours in a day.For example, a software engineer partially automates someone else's job, letting them do 4 times the amount of work in the same period of time. Or you invent some product that saves people time at home. Executives make a lot of money (partially) because they get a large number of people on the same page.Or you could just scam people.
>>539937088Most anons are lying about their worth.Now cue the liars trying to defend their lies.
>>539937088moving out and being independent is a jewish lie. a family should stay and work together
>>539938765this is why i am proud of my family. they held onto their land for almost 200 years through all the ups and downs economically. personally i have zero initiative for education or high wages and just do shift stacking so that i can work back to back to back easy jobs to squeeze out as much money as i can so that i ensure i don't fuck anything up that was given to me by my ancestors. one other tip for my strategy: find jobs that are easy and have on call shifts and basically you will get texts throughout the day asking you to come in and if all the jobs are easy you can gonight security (sleeping)>soup kitchen greeting (literally sit and monitor the bums so they dont fight)> sunglass hut afternoon shift (stand around and wait for people to buy sunglasses)>night security at a different place (and sleep again)i'm telling you even if you are selecting minimum wage jobs it adds up fast.
>>539937353Thats a lot harder in america where 75% of workers in shitjobs are black or brown, 100% in cities
>>539939098yeah, but it makes it harder to get fired because productivity is so low and the nons are so useless that there's no heat on you even when you're in slug mode sitting with your sunglasses on inside.
>>539937602I have no clue what you just wrote. Are you retarded or something?
>>539938417I was just going through my local city and marveling at how the worst ghettos are full of giant mansions from the turn of the 20th century. Full of beautiful mansions, massive cathedrals etc. Not worth anything now because no one wants to live in a black ghetto.
>>539937088I earn $6150/month before taxes with 36hr workweek. If you add vacation money and 13th month, it’s about $7175/month. There are Some other benefits and occassionally a small bonus. I work for the government on chemical water quality, legislation design and permits. I got the job by going to University studying a relevant subject, working in consultancy for some years and finally getting a call from a recruiter that I accepted. The recruiter called me because I let them keep my resume some years back. I think anybody with brains and a decent attitude could follow this trajectory.
>>539939098also the browner and more useless the other workers are the more likely you are to get on call shifts and shift stacking only really works if you have steady back to back to back (shifts) where you can randomly opt out to catch up on sleepany jobs with reliable workers dont have endless on call shifts.
>>539939068My family had farm land my grandpa sold off back in the 70s and 80s. Thankfully my parents let me live them untill I got married and saved enough to buy a home. Ive been coasting on the same easy job for 20 years now.
>>539939199i said: if you want to make $ easy with no education pick several different minimum wage jobs and select based on BEING EASY and having LOTS OF ON CALL SHIFTSsince most minimum wage workers are retarded and brown and unreliable lots of easy minimum wage jobs have ENDLESS on call shifts available. my strategy is to work multiple easy minimum wage jobs and working on call shifts back to back to back at multiple locations then sleep then repeat. i'm saying: if you don't have 20k (the price of a 100g 24k chain) and you don't have an education like me - then just do shift stacking because even if by chance you get fired for sleeping you can just find a new minimum wage job. is that hard to understand?
>>539938457You are indian you lack the iq to read and to grasp abstract concepts. All you see is izzat. >my cousin works for 3 cans of beans in india izzat++++
>>539937968its just a retard posting from their former high school bedroom>my decision to not work anymorethey never describe the other side of the equation, which is how theyre still providing for necessities and utilities
What's the point of making money if they will just keep devaluing the dollar and crashing the economy. Why are we chasing colorful paper that has diminishing value to us? At this time my free time is far more valuable than the pittance any business is willing to pay.
>>539939499you also lack reading comprehension. i said the opposite: i said if you barely make any money make more money by increasing your skills or increasing the number of hours you work. Simple as.
>>539940525If you make enough, you can invest the leftovers after being taxed and rentraped. The investments should inflate in value with everything else.
>>539937088Be a jeet, jeetmax
>>539940930oh boy if I work weally weally hawd big daddy government will let me keep the table scraps like a good dog. WTF do I look like? A peasant? I should rule this place.
>>539937899Good goy
>>539940525>Why are we chasing colorful paper that has diminishing value to us?we need to provide food and shelter for ourselves. what a dumb fucking question to ask
>>539941249Good goy
>>539937640Entropy says a different story faggot sorry billions must die
>>539937088Nigger I work for 15k euros a yearYou Americans are so fucking rich it's crazy
>>539941150the whole point of life is to reproduce and gather resources so you can pass privileges down to your kids, and i can tell you i have more money than most people i know regardless of income level. and once you have big wad of money invested in gold or TFSA or whatever it compounds fast. a real good goy is broke. what i am talking about is soaking as much money up as you possibly can even at a low income level. after 5 or 7 years you will be a MILE ahead of most of your peers and then you have it invested making 11 percent a year in index funds and you can slow down and enjoy life. let me remind you guys that one of the big themes on 4chan is being broke and miserable that life is hard these days.one of the jobs i do is donations at a community center for homeless people and literally all you do is sit and check off what people got ie 2 pants, 1 shirt etc so the community center knows what donations they need and its EASY. when you're stacking shifts like that after night security shifts etc you can do A LOT of shifts. i know lots of people on 4chan like to talk about how they are ceos making 300k a year but my strategy is about squeezing money out of the EASY do nothing jobs.
Energy sector and overtime.
>>539941618i honestly wish i had become a petrolium engineer. its my one big regret in life.
>>539941686nursing in canada is also really good if you want to grind overtime. nurses also have location bonuses, shift bonuses, etc.
>>539938680How does that work logistically?Please post pic anon I am intensely curious
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>>539937088im making close to that but hate my job and am looking for lower paying jobs that hopefully allow me to breathe. 9 months sending out resumes, 2 interviews, numerous scams. This market is 100% cooked.
>>539937088Grew up a farmer.
>>539941686I studied stem but im doing some kinda safety stuff but i love it, the work is super easy, I do a couple months of 65 hour weeks then a few months off on ei. Its not hard work its just really long hours but i can maybe clear 150k then have 4 months off which is nice. Still struggling to afford a house tho. The taxes are also killer.
>>539941126>WTF do I look like? A peasant?Since you interpreted "if you make enough" as "work weally weally hawd", I would say yes. Only someone with the brain of a peasant would make the logical leap.
>>539937088Don't
>>5399370881. master excel2. get your foot in the door at any large corp3. ???4. profit
>>539937088all you have to do is put 400 / mo in a basic index fund to be a millionaire by your 40s if you start young, compounding interest is how they control you, why don't you use it for yourself?
>>539942494dont you pay half your check to taxes over there? Why even bother at that point?
>>539943685yeah but the problem is the value dilutes as your currency inflates so the nominal figure may be high but purchasing power low. thats why i believe taking crazy hours when young to front load your hours worked so that you can get compound interest on a bigger principle is a better idea.
>>539937088be womanbe troonbe gaybe brownbe jewishbe blackYou are at least some of these things, aren't you, anon? If not, I'm afraid we don't have a job for you at this moment, but we'll place your application in the file just in case and we'll get back to you later if we have an opening. :^)
>jobsI inherited my money and draw income from investments and rentals.Working for a wage is for the slaves anon, unless you're doing something purely for the enjoyment of it.I "work" in a brewery for example. But it's not my source of income.
>>539937353bullshit tip, for every security job there are 5000 applicants because these are the easiest jobs there is.whats nice is being jannitor in a parking garage or somewhere else but also 5000 applicants. you need alot of luck. as a white guy youre fucked :3
>>539944495i've been a janitor and honestly it sucked. not the worst but really boring unless you have podcasts running 24-7
>>539944096Inflation also increase the price of labor, and thus your wage. The reason this isn't happening in practice is because mass immigration is suppressing wages
