https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6yeLNNVa4A>Fifa says 'nobody selling football' as plan continueshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c79glnx1y55o>Burnham admits oil drilling CAN ease cost of living: Signalling a break with Ed Miliband's Net Zero, new PM concedes 'Britain can't ignore' resources in North Seahttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16018257/Burnham-admits-oil-drilling-cost-living-North-Sea.html>Female sailor groped men and women in Navy sex attacks: 'Do you like that baby girl?'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2234688/female-sailor-groped-men-women>Labour plots £18bn council tax raidhttps://archive.ph/BcW6v>Labour says Reform ‘up to its neck in sleaze’ and demands investigation into donationsCan we see how much influence Labour Friends of Israel has as well please?https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/30/electoral-commission-reform-uk-donations-george-cottrell>The British food items at risk due to extreme drought conditionshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/drought-heatwave-food-supply-risk-england-b3024535.html>Sadiq Khan handed more powers and income tax cash as Andy Burnham announces huge devolution drivehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/sadiq-khan-mayor-powers-income-tax-spending-andy-burnham-devolution-b1291883.html>British man arrested in Cyprus accused of ‘hostile surveillance’ at RAF base for Iran's IRGChttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-31/british-man-arrested-in-cyprus-accused-of-hostile-surveillance-for-irans-irgc>How JPMorgan walked into another football firestormhttps://archive.ph/XvHBx
>>539943207You pay so they can send in rape gangs, you gotta spend money to become filthy rich like that.
If only it was about 2.8 million quid.https://www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-research-councils-2026-7-stfc-s-true-cost-overrun-revealed-as-nearly-700m/You are high if you think UoM who own it are short of 3 million quid a year. Most universities are close to bankruptcy (I would say 95%) but they are quite wealthy.Its just a good poster child. Most people have no idea what the other things STFC pays for actually are ("Diamond light synchrotron" anyone?)
>>539943207We just don't get nice things in this country, end of.
gonna quit my job and sell water at the park
about to play some goyslop on the sòygoyslopstation 5 whilst goyjoying myself on mindgeek porno website #263 and goysuming some consumer goysloppo burgers and fries
>>539943372pakis rape kids.have been doing so since the 1950s.
>>539943912Bet you'll do all of that and then complain about it and all. Many such cases.
>The turnout for Greater Manchester [mayoral by-election] has just been declared - and it is a record low, at 25.14%.>There were 538,659 votes cast, out of an electorate of 2,142,779.lmfao
Feel like shit just want Kilroy back
>>539943937as british as fish and chips
>>539943983
Might water the garden again
>>539943992I wonder how low the turnout needs to get before the result is invalidated?
>>539943912Filtered.
>>539944027Farage 1.0
>>539943992>Games wide open for a man of the peopleTime for round 2
>>539944090poor lil sloppo HMO flopslopgoyslop
>>539944027The guy was a massive user of prostitutes, especially Chinese ones.
>>539944058Anything below 75% should have been invalidated.I suppose as far as the government are concerned, as long as 1 person votes, its fine.
>>539944047So long as you don't disturb any soil in the process.
>>539943929When did Mumbai get a John Lewis?
>>539943841You seen them niggers in New York who sell pre mixed alcoholic drinks to people stood in line at events for a ridiculous mark up? Do that. If the spud cunts can take the piss then so can anyone.
>>539944047Get a seep hose (sometimes sold as a "soaker hose"). They can't touch you for it.
>>539944047I've been doing it with the hose pipe and you can bet the snitches round here have been grassing me up, fortunately I have an exemption.
>>539944231What did you just call my wife mate?
>>539944235>fortunately I have an exemption.Is it, not caring?
>>539944058it doesn't. people have the opportunity to register to vote and if the election is ran legally the result stands regardless of how many people are involved. there is no quorum for first past the post elections in the UK.
>>539944205>>539944231>>539944235It’s fkn great being Scottish
>>539943836
Fancy a mango.
>>539944047
>>539943836>>539944353Kino.
>>539944283Might want to get your prostate checked out.
>>539944401Make mine a baileys.
I will slap you
>>539943992>All indications are this contest will go to a second round of counting because it’s not expected that any one candidate will get more than 50% of the vote. so she didn't even get 13% of the eligible voters?
>>539944286That's the bit where I top up the pool. Lots of evaporation in this weather.
bad time to lose your job
From https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-mayoral-election-results-live-34379494:>A Reform source told us Labour are probably going to win but Reform will likely increase their vote share from previous electionsSo that's alright then
>>539943836I once complimented a probably autistic (it was the 2000s in the north you had to be a proper retard to get diagnosed) lad on his coat and he went into this big spiel about all the clothes his mum had bought him from BHS kek, what a guy it was a nice coat and all. Weird the things you remember.
>>539944230i'd get jannied selling booze
>>539944722It is true textiles reached some sort of peak in late 70s/early 80s. Loads of clothes still around from then, some of it BHS, some M&S etc.I did go on a bit of a mission at one point only to buy good quality stuff mainly because I hate shopping. It turns out even expensive stuff is just as shit these days, you literally can't buy a quality coat anywhere.
a brutal story of twink death
>>539943992Probably only the pakis that voted then
The fuck is that?
>>539944866>a quality coatMore of a necessity now.
Why can't we use dystopian technologies to deport wogs?You would think it would be easy.
>>539945059Could just have every native wear a blue hat, then turn on the space laser and cook all the immigrants.
>>539945059Cus that's won't destroy the white man.
avin a ___ ___
>>539945059Teleportation to a KFC but it's actually a whirlpool.
Off kwik save anyone want owt
Which contemporary brit/pol/ meme is your favourite?>>539945130wigwam kip
>>539944943Bit weird watching "youths" wearing those and balaclavas in 34 degree heat and the police not thinking there might be a question to ask.
>>539945130Migrant invasion.
>>53994517448 pack of 15% beef frozen beef burgers ta la
>>539945174bag of gear, my fellas round the back
>>539945174Do yourself a favour, be a liquorsaverhttps://youtu.be/WAs3zZXDZxc
>>539945277Can't afford owt like that til me giro comes pal but I got you a tinna beans
>>539945160Kek. More like>Free KFC vouchers, but it's actually a holding cell.I was thinking along the lines of facial recognition, tied back to people's citizenship status, freezing people's bank accounts so they can't buy anything, etc.Tbh, that's probably all overkill - just turn off the bennies, and they'll self deport.
>>539944159you say like that is a bad thing - you a poof or sometthing?
>>539945374Just some of that brown fizzy water then cheers. Think it's called Kola in the pop aisle.
Who is the most cucked people in Europe, the English or the Spaniards?
>>539945646If I was there I'd have killed the lot of them with my bare hands.
>>539945174Pack of broken biscuits and 4 cans of No Frills lager cheers.
>>539944159A man of culture.
>>539944230>trusting home made nog juiceAnon I
The woman who told me, when I was 9 years old, that I wouldn’t be good enough to be a professional football player, is now trying to “manifest” herself a euromillions win.
>>539945929Ingredients: Lighter fluid, Tabasco sauce.
>>539945702You may be a man with that spirit, but are you hitler tier? 6,000,000 jews strangled personally is the record, can you beat it?
>>539944159Burn the rice etc...
>>539946004Based and bullshitpilled.
>>539945646The French
>>539944230>>539945929would probably have methylated spirits in it you'd end up going blind or have organ failure
>>539945174Are any of these shops still around?
Cleese has gone mask off.
>>539946130Please join me in manifesting me a euromillions win so I can leave without a note.
>>539943937>>539943372>saarrr its the pakistani rape gangs >sarr not jeet hindu rape rats saaarliterally kys shit eaters
>>539946457THEY'RE WOGS FAWLTY
>>539946583Euromillions is mid, I need to win the powerball.
>>539946069Just let me at 'em. I'll break his high score so help me God.
>>539946583It's the Law of Aspacktion
>>539946457Yes but what about the people of israel.
any vun else good at predicting stuff? just predicted when a fly would take off down to the second=
>>539946621It's the heebs.
>>539945059Believe it or not we have the capability to not let any in, not feed & house them, to track them, to deport every single one of them by force and use the rubber dhingys to train military drone operators.But we don't.
>>539946664God imagine guaranteed £8m/year for the next 30 ffs
>>539946811I think one of the ones I gased earlier in the kitchen actually sharted out at the fear of the unknown. Left a little streak behind it.
This all started with Reggae Reggae Sauce. Now they are everywhere.
>>539946664>paid over 30 yearsDon't want to risk them going tits-up before you get the full whack
>>539946621both, now stop saaaring me you cretin
>>539946913£22 grand a day £925/hour£15/minuteAnd that's whether you're sleeping, shitting or masteurbating ffs
>>539947001They buy an annuity for you. It won't go tits up.
>>539946913I honestly doubt most people would even know how to spend that much money. Bit of decking down, few deano hols a year, new car. Barely made a dint.At 8 milly a year you'd need a fluffer to fluff your primary fluffer.
>>539944691Haven't Reform abandoned ship in Manchester to rally around the big man in Clacton?
Glad God made didn't make me a gambler as well as a drunk, that could've been catastrophic. On the other hand I could've become rich beyond my wildest dreams by now, you never know. Tried going down the bookies and casino before, felt nothing but annoyance at losing my money when I could be pissing it away instead. For some reason my local bookies is full of old Jamaican guys. They must all be in that one bookies. Casinos are full of little chinky dudes obviously.
>>539947002>>539946848Hindu rape rats blame pakistani.birtpol is full of jeets who spread islamophobic propaganda. literally kill yourselve cow fucking shit eater
>>539946457Do you think Mossad will go after John Cleese for this?
>>539947064You can sell that annuity as well, get a lump sum now from some finanical organisation.
>>539947114>Hindu rape rats blame pakistani.SAID BOTH YOU INFINITE RETARD
Phoned my manager, she was coughing heavy down the phone i was like are you alright and she goes'i'm alright love just quit smoking'that brief bit of humanity made me feel something
>>539947114>people most well known for antagonising relations aren't doing the same thing now with Muslims and those ebil Indians for them having the front to support the red cross in Gaza and condemn the continued bombing of said region
>>539946967flyklon B
“Cultures always change” they cry as they defend the influx of people we never wanted here. They seem to think culture can only change in a direction they approve of. Weirdly, on the other hand, they treat our “British values” as if they're eternal; as if they're set in stone and permanently imprinted on our culture. In their mind, you can import wave after wave of people who don't subscribe to these values and they'll remain in place. Obviously naive. However, what is more naive is believing we the people of these isles will continue to subscribe to these values when they no longer serve our interests. As if we'll continue to practice these values when they become outright detrimental to our wellbeing and start to diminish our sovereignty. It's certainly true of the most pathetic of all specimens: the conservative. Even if their survival was assured by altering their values, they'd still tread towards extinction. Not knowingly in some noble principled fashion, mind. They'd deny extinction was upon them even as it stared them in the face; still telling themselves their values will ultimately win the day and all others will come to see the light. Idiots. Yet, for the average man, there's nothing eternal about say tolerance. Tolerance, he can one day decide, is no longer serving our interests, and it might instead be preferable to try a dose of intolerance, especially towards outsiders. This is unfathomable to them because, despite their otherwise constructionist leanings, tolerance in their mind is an essentialist quality of the British. Well, when the average man does abandon tolerance and favours repelling and expelling outsiders rather than welcoming them, he can turn around, with a smug look on his face, and say, “cultures always change”.
>>539946811I once worked out that Jesus comes back in 2141.
>>539946967>>539947267two 67s! funny number
>>539947260>'i'm alright love just quit smoking'"Dun't sound like it's doing you much good"
>>539947074Should be enough to rent penthouses in nice places and have some models keep your dick wet 24/7. What more do you need.Just don't do stupid shit like drugs, buying boats, etc.
>>539943937>In defence of the Pakistanisthese people should've been rooted out and dealt with instead of spreading their poison for decades
>>539947317maybe Jesus was put into a medbed that was how he came back to life
>>539947370When you've got £300 milly spare, you buy a boat and put it in the bin.
>>539947370>Just don't do stupid shit like drugs, buying boats, etc.You're not my dad
>>539947322she said it's the lesser of two evilsi thought that's quite a profound thing to say
>>539943207You're not sending foreign aid. You're paying tribute to an occupying force.
I can't wait for the Reform councillors case where the judge, prosecutor and his own “defence” lawyer will all pretend he was intentionally trying to incite people to melt down Nigerians and use them to fill potholes. Perhaps Dan Hodges, who believes courts can turn fiction into fact, will then spend months on Twitter repeating this and how close we came to seeing Nigerians melted down to fill in potholes.
>>539947493Son, is that you? I need a loan for a guarenteed 6000% profit business, here i've written it down on this napkin, just sign at the bottom, top boy you are my son, i've always said it.
>>539944291Fucks sake.
>>539947370i would buy a new car every time it gets too dirty
>>539947611You need to start psychically projecting the big win for me tonight, it's the only way I can keep you and mum together
>>539946457https://xcancel.com/BFirstParty/status/2082816711779062093#m
cor
>>539947413>medbedFirst I'm reading about that wtf lol, apparently it's Qanon related? That was all clearly a rip off of NESARA but then again a lot of people only got into conspiracies post 2016 so they don't know about the old school stuff.
>>539947715But son, I'm Dominick Hide
>>539947715Frenchflag will win before you, it's always france or ireland who get the big wins
>>539947059£15/minute seems like nothing to me barely a pack of fags
Holy S{O}Y
>>539947851Is this uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJU-PuLtX7I
>>539947317I met Jesus on a bus once. Well, at least he said he was Jesus. He was a few seats back yelling at how he was the lord and how the system was corrupt. The crucifixion must have done some real damage to his psyche. You'd think people would want to meet him, but everyone was avoiding him. I don't think anywhere beats a bus for coming across weirdos. Who's the weirdest person you've come across on a bus?
>>539947853>Sir Bunglewazzockcock-WombleHas a certain ring to it, no?
>>539947836Fair play. Honestly, what's the point of time travel if you're not even getting the past clunge?
>>539947853>Kay BurleyTurbo cunt, Beth Rigby learnt from the best
>>539947853>Ceuta population ~80k>HAH see it's not 60k invaders it's only 30k nowWoah proper checkm8ed. Imagine what kind of hellhole Ceuta will turn into EVEN IF "only" 30k turn up overnight on a population of 80k.
>>539947853>Bunglewazzock
>>539947853>bunglewazzokPotty mouth.
>>539946664shut the fuck up you're never going to win it's fucking rigged, it's a tax on hope and they give money to all kinds of nefarious shit, grow up
>>539947982You could end up accidentally jizzing yourself into existence.
>>539947834Yeah there's some out there conspiracies like crop circles. And the Qanon clock thing, never understood that. Some outer threads here were apparently by Rothschild Satanists bragging that they defeated Qanon. Or something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImS3ZUqbHY
>>539948011wind your neck in cockwomble grifter
>>539946859
>>539947982And yet there's no movies made about doing exactly that, imagine immortality and time travel...cor!
>>539946664I just bang a 4 week ticket on the British Lottery.{Slop slop} don't wanna get greedeh{slop slop}
>>539947853Fucking hell man what in the micropub is going on here?
>>539947973i met this girl who was so autistic she was writhing, she made a girl run away to a different seatshe was chewing her jaw and acting weird and didn't even notice she'd made the girl feel afraid
I'm only gay when I'm drunk
sick of it
>>539947982>>539948205>And yet there's no movies made about doing exactly that, imagine immortality and time travel...cor!>past clunge?AI videos about going back in time and pumping pictish fanny when?
>>539948241It's called meade m8. And you'd know about it if you ever opened a book.>Lights nettle and chamomile two skinner
welp you guys convinced me to get in on the powerball action. £15/min would be fucking sick ngl
>>539948322Sick of what lad?
Might read some 9/11 conspiracies. Any recommendations lads? Was it really Jews sacrificing White Americans to Baal/Cronus?
>>539947853>He didn't steal two million! It was only one million.Why do they make corrections like this? What's the point? Do they think they're convincing? As if it diminishes or outright erases the issue at which people are concerned. I wonder if there's a word for this, where a correction either reveals the issue is worse than imagined or where it has little to no impact on diminishing cocnerns.
>>539944047You fucking monster!!!
>>539948342The BBC say they want a bold new vision to bring back Doctor Who. Well, here it is
>>539944159Those are the best ones though
>>539947839I will send you coke & hookers
>>539948402why are there like 800 stories of celebrities being like 'i was due to be on that plane but me aunties cousin stopped meh'
>>539948261>chewing her jaw> / Tongue rollingThat can be a symptom of severe genetic anomalies btw.There was a woman at the mental hospital I worked at who did it. Pretty sad, all her brothers and sisters died aged about 20 and we're buried in the graveyard next to the hospital.She also wasn't very bright herself. She was really nice though.
>>539946859you voted for it
>>539948402I was at secondary school when that happened, I would only have been 12 or 13 but even then, I was like nah planes didn't fucking do that
>its not an army>its a wave of humanity, bigotSomeone needs to rearrange that cunts features.
>>539943207Why are we sending that much to Pakistan?
>>539948402no it was just money. Texas Oil Money, Root & Brown. same as Vietnam. it's the old Sell Shovel adage, but instead it is Militiary Logistics equipment. someone needs to build foreign bases and it may as well be Brown & Root. (owned by Haliburton)
>>539948615>planes didn't fucking do thatMost people don't realise planes are made out of a hundred odd tons of super strong metal. They think they're like tissue paper and balsa wood inside still.
>>539948342Inevitably, women had a show like this called Outlander. Probably several others. Although they all want to be dicked by Tam Lin now apparently.https://youtu.be/47z5n7p9B3Ihttps://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2026/07/real-men-just-arent-that-sexy-how-romantasy-took-over-womens-literature
>>539948520i thought how is this woman alone without a wrangler, it was genuinely distressing just being around her because she was such a fucked human
>>539947853>according to people who have lost control of the situation
what is taking Manchester so long to count the votes seems suspicious and there weren't many of them
>>539947983remember when she said this kekhttps://youtu.be/0Sok4rK4IZ8x86COFYQbMJPxpx9
>>539948446*genuine laugh*Radio Times comments in apoplexy..
>>539948747The trouble is, 538,659 people turned out, but each count assistant only has 10 fingers
>>539948274That right?
>>539948748holy fuck kekthat was so based
>>539946859This is why I find the “colonization led to immigration” argument so unconvincing. Of course, it's unconvincing on its own because countries that didn't engage in colonization are facing the same fate. Yet, even if we'd conquered more countries and pillaged all their resources, we'd still have zero obligation to allow our country to be overrun by people we never wanted here. What's worse, some of them think they're here to get revenge. No. They're here due to lax visa laws and a failure to enforce our border. Karma is a fantasy, and it was simply a choice of those in power to let them in.
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>539948728>they're like tissue paper and balsa woodand CGI
>>539948747Butty break and a champagne supernova.
>>539948747According to the MEN, Wigan is the borough holding up the first round declaration
>>539948922pidzer
>>539948948>9/11, gone sexual.
>>539948446They're never topping Karen.
>>539948402bollyn.com, christopher bollyn is the single best source for real 911 info, if you can't access his website just search odysee or rumble
>>539948864yeah get a few of them in me and it's all corr, men's arses >>539949076WAAHEEY
>>539948922Beef and pork curry.
Just found 3 flies in my flat after coming home, dying on the floor. Found a few the other day too. They must be eggs hatched or something... but from where?
>>539948402
>>539948622I hope he and his family get raped to death by niggers
>>539949197the window
>>539948622This goes back to my little rant above on how they treat certain culture aspects as essentialist while claiming “cultures always change”. O'Brien here has convinced himself that the values of Europeans are such that they'll never be a backlash to this. That the population will never one day snap and elect leaders or take matters into their own hands to push these people back into the sea. In his mind, we'll always be welcoming and willing to accommodate outsiders. You'd think a man that rants about Brexit constantly would learn that the values of our own people can also change.
>>539949174glug glug glug
>>539949197check bins, scraps of food, etc
The problem MI5 has is that it doesn't seduce extremists with 5'4" and below chubby (not fat) cute brunettes. Honestly, we could stop the incel, far right crisis with this simple trick.
>>539949119Let's put the issue to rest once and for all: red-heads > blondes.
>>539949197it's part and parcel of living like a dirty pig
>>539949214was the most dysgenic action, killing all the smart ambitious finance bros
>>539949197alright boggy la
>>539949304Is that gurgling on tranny cum again?
>>539949304stop trying to queer me up lad
I've just put on my Powerball for the week. If you have any requests for when I win get them in now.
>>539945174those shops are coon central around here
>>539946126
>>539948095Don't care - still gonna buy tickets.
>>53994958548 pack of 15% beef frozen beef burgers ta la
From millionaire artist to bottom bitch. What I've learned is that you cannot escape the matrix.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoraWifMOjE
>>539948733ace
>>539948387I think he means wogs.
>>539948748Fucking kek
>>539949558Shhh
>>539948622Why do only the MEN move from the (((inhabitable))) places James?Swear this guy exists just to be rage bait.
>>539949585Can you slide me like enough for an 8 ball to get my trapping career going? I'm then going to funnel that into the NRM.
>>539949585Start a company that goes around every paki shop in the country that sells food and records them, pay to develop an AI model with hygine and health and safety understanding and then feed all the video 24/7 into the AI to look for volations and sends evidence to the Food Standard Agency.Get 80% of them shutdown overnight
>>539949462Sad that they did not get to observe and engage with the "findom era"
>>539948748Lol
>>539948747They outsourced the counting to Capita, who outsourced it to Infosys (India).
>>539949724>48 pack of 15% beef frozen beef burgers ta laI can't guarantee they'll be horse meat free.
>>539948906>Karma is a fantasyIf 'karma' is people deserving the bad things that happen to them, and they think colonisation was bad for them, then what the fuck are they complaining about? Any bad things that happened to their people during colonisation was the karma that they deserved, surely?
>>539949585a load of monero pl0x
>>539949281Obviously one or two have gotten in through the window, but I think these are new born. They're all blue ish. Might just chuck the bin out.Maybe maggots in there fuck knows.>>539949321Yeah.>>539949507I'm not your imaginary friend
>>539949872Imagine how many people he's radicalised with his de-radicalism.
>>539950010>Any bad things that happened to their people during colonisation was the karma that they deserved, surely?KEK. Good point.
>>539950038Bluebottles only live for a day or so.
>>539946457You do realise that Cleese's profile, just like Lowe's, isn't run by him? And it constantly tweets out completely opposing views.
>>539947973Too many to mention, one that comes to mind was this clearly blacked out old dude with jet black dyed elvis haircut drinking whisky out the bottle and belting out unintelligible gibberish songs in an almost Tom Jones bombastic style. I want to be him when I grow up
>>539946457Look at the black eyes and bestial snout of him.
>>539950038Look under the bath
>>539949916imagine how hard wolf of wall street and andrew tate would have hit if you were finance bro september 11 2001fortunately we don't need to look too far for a handy metaphor
>>539948134Remember all those threads about how Trump was still president and Biden was ruling from a film set? Absolute kino looking back.
>>539947853Death to the left. Worthless, weak, lying pieces of shit like these are the reason we can’t have nice things.
>>539949585A 2.5l tin of pure brilliant white Dulux Matt emulsion would be perfect. Went to decorate my bathroom and kitchen and the 5l tin I used half of has gone rusty and I don't think brown skid marks on my bathroom ceiling will look very fetching.
>>539948348I had a teacher at college who was a bozz eyed Indian bloke who smoked big skin roll ups, what a dude.
>>539950287Find a lady's stocking and sieve it through it.
>>539950287I wouldn't recommend Matt in the bathroom and kitchen. I'm afraid it's silk or nothing.
>>539950340Fuck. I just threw a pair out two days ago that I found on my living room floor.and won't likely see any more ladies for about a year.FML.
>>539950318
>>539950407>I wouldn't recommend Matt in the bathroomBut what if he slips???
Says it all really.
>>539950407I always use Matt. Got little greene intelligent Matt emulsion for the walls. I'm a fast showerer so don't generate much steam.
>>539948402In primary school shortly after the attacks a teacher asked us all who did it (obviously wanting us to say Bin Laden) and I made a tit out of myself by saying Yasser Arafat, I didn't know I was only about 7 kek
>>539950478If Matt slips I'll bum him.
>>539950287Would certainly be a conversation starter at your next tupperware party
>>539950188hmmm... not quite getting this postwolf of wall street was good but never followed andrew tatewhat's this metaphor you're thinking of lad?>>539950214I remember the Biden rallies with cars as the audience
>>539950091Yeah that's why they're dying. Seen a couple more.>>539950154Think it was the bin.
>>539950539Fucking hell, Mossad had you in their mitts from Day One
>>539950484Saw that. Women are traitors.Then she'll cry and blame her nations men that she was raped.
Just found a picture that triggered the perfect word in my head. >Rotund
So fucking sick of busybody cunts. I swear I'm gonna throttle one of them one day.
>>539950484godess
First thing to understand about foreign aid is that it isn't foreign aid. The purpose is to buy people and make them more obedient and helpful towards your agenda
>>539950752>So fucking sick of busybody cunts.They're called boomers.
>>539950478Adding together the cost of an ambulance, treatment in A&E, possible surgery and recovery, a fall involving a break contributes £6k-14k to the UK economy increasing GDP. The more serious the fall, the bigger the contribution. So it'd be a good thing if Matt fell really.
>>539949189Cheeky bastard>>539950098For me it's when an Indian guy was running Elon Musk's X account and got so booty blasted defending H1Bs he started typing like a full on enraged Jeet.
>>539950823Is she having a fit?
>>539950823Why is she bouncing like that? Practicing bouncing on muslim cock?
>>539950437Neil was based and Steve Hillage pilled.
>>539950851Facebook groups being used to organise the invasion
>>539950851I thought Jews were meant to be all socially adept and high-emotional intelligence, why have they collectively decided to start openly talking like anime villains?
>>539950530I highly recommend bona matt floor varnish, it's expensive but it's water based and you can thin it and paint over anything and it will seal it for good, my shower is a collage and I used bona and it's done 3+ years of daily use
Isabel Peralta has nothing to worry about. Article 10 will intervene and protect her rights. If it wasn't utterly useless it would, anyway.
>>539950955Yep>>539950989Climate anxiety.
>>539950876>For me it's when an Indian guy was running Elon Musk's X account and got so booty blasted defending H1Bs he started typing like a full on enraged Jeet.At least in such an instance Musk absolutely agrees with his little jeet that the bloody bitch bastard gora need to work 365/24/7 or he import 60 million H1B, yes sar. Cleese is very likely senile and has no idea with what's being posted under his number, other than it pays out some money for him.
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>>539951147Wave>>539951147Of>>539951147Humanity>>539951147
>>539950943> Steve HillageSystem 7 were kino
>>539950606That election was the dodgiest thing I've ever seen kek, nothing will beat when Trump first got elected though, I blacked out that morning after staying up until about 7am watching the results then found out that afternoon I'd ordered a bottle of whisky and Art of The Deal on Amazon lmao>>539950620If I'd have gotten into the TI/gangstalking stuff as a teenage pothead it would have fucked me up, still kinda convinced I'm being gangstalked but just don't care, they can watch me eating scampi fries in my pyjamas listening to Venom if they want.
>>539950823>Just casually tossing a Roman in there
>>539951250>I blacked out that morning after staying up until about 7am watching the results then found out that afternoon I'd ordered a bottle of whisky and Art of The Deal on Amazon lmao
>>539950990I've just fitted new lino. (Nice stuff) Then it's painting the radiator. All the woodwork, ceiling and I've got 3 different colours for different walls. Don't think I've anything needing varnished. My bath and shower are clad in contiboard. Was going to replace the basic white tile splashback above the sink but it's a faff for only 3 tiles so might get so e vinyl stickers.
>>539950606you absolute plum puddingyou absolute dummy
>>539951212Based raver.
>>539951470Ah well!
>>539950851They really are spiteful fucking cunts
>>539948419They want the smug satisfaction of proving their opponents wrong, but they can't outright deny that the thing that's clearly happening is happening, so instead they do these pathetic nit-picking "fact checks">ACKSHALLE Net migration in 2024 was 950k, NOT a million, CHUD>ACKSHALEE only 48% of social housing in London is occupied by migrants, NOT half, just FACT CHECKING that for you
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>>539950823phwoarr !
>>539944235Yea, the snitches are in the wrong
