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If GTA 6 was based in India, what would the political plot be about?
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>>539950059
1) escaping india
2) finding British artifacts
3) finding Mongolian artifacts
4) scamming white people
5) getting recruited to die in jewish war
6) kali yuga death cult.
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eating poop
rapes
izzatfarming
scams
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Timmy means honored by God
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>gang rape
>lynching an old muslim man who ate some beef
>poo in the street game mechanic
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>>539950059
i'd unironically play an indian ubereats game
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>>539950059
Instead of asking such a stupid question, just make the game, bro.
I'd support your kickstarter.
I'm sure if its racist enough, it'll be a huge hit.
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>>539950337
It's hilarious actually if you tell an Indian "May Kali get you in your sleep tonight" or summon Kali and then stick your tongue out and roar like a demon, they literally shit your pants.
They will literally drop to their knees and start praying towards you.
You cannot imagine how superstitious these people are.
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>>539950509
Same, especially if it was satire like this
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Wow, is that a real game? Can I grab a cow dung cake and urine shake from street venders?
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All you had to do was not get hit by the damn train, Sunjay
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>>539950059
Is this just an AI video or is it actually playable lol
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>>539950665
It's a documentary mutt retard
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>>539950509
>>539950573
>>539950665

Remember when game dev teams used to form on 4chan and make free comfy games for the community? Those were the days.
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>>539950795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAWEuL5HXg
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>>539950059
India has a crime rate far too low.
It needs to be a violent shithole (America).
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>>539950795
It's clearly AI, ill admit it's a little harder to tell when it looks like a videogame because they can be so incredibly janky, but there's tons of shit phasing in and out of reality
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>>539950059
He shat through his mouth
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>>539950059
Shitting, of course.
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>>539950656
Nah, Hans, I'm not summoning shit demons.
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>>539950732
Beat me to it
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>>539950059
No real plot, just getting sex and izzat all day with no endgame in mind
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You play as a low caste jeet trying to break through into the high caste.
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>>539950059
how can anyone say thats not comfy af? I love India simply for the freedom, can take a shit anywhere you want, throw trash on teh floor lol, gotta admit thats some crazy freedom. I can just keep driving in the middle of no where and it'll be the same shit as everything else, cant say that about anywhere else but india I guess. They crack me up
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>>539950059
>Playable characters: Poojeesh, Poojiyah and Poorav
>Playable area: The entire country of Poonjabi in a condensed size with lake Poora as the central feature and the river Poojesh running through it, three main population areas in Poolhi, Poorish and Pooloo
>Story: The main characters steal a government poo truck for fresh poo and then contact underground poo dealers to trade that cold liquid poo into poo bonds, but in doing so they overstep into the territory of the elusive poo brokers, who give them an ultimatum: Work for us, or you will be killed. Meanwhile the Poolice tries to investigate and track down these new brazen and loose poo dealers who are leaving a sizable impact on the local poo economy, and they call in the Federal Poo Investigators, who send an undercover poolice to inflitrate this notorious poo gang
>The game will feature over 17 different types of poo trucks and a vast interconnected world with poo rivers, poo lakes, poo puddles, poo ponds, poo towns and poo cities with poo streets
>The soundtrack consists entirely of fart sounds and there are 8 different radio stations
>The most impressve technical feat will be the game's ability to render a billion NPCs in an ocean of poop
>There are also multiple new mechanics such as the poo meter, poo missions, poo races and poo services
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>>539950059
Bobs and vagene obviously
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>>539950509
Hitman 3 has a level in Mumbai and it's kino. Big slum section where you can sneak amongst the crowds and hide in open sewers kek. Video games set in India have a ton of potential. Survival horror would work quite well there
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>>539950059
You try to emigrate from India. Throughout the whole game, you earn money and most importantly; Izzat. By the end game, if you earn enough money and Izzat, you go to USA to work as a software engineer. And if you have low Izzat and money, you go to work in Croatia as a Wolt delivery guy.
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>>539950059
FR though GTA 6 should have been the first GTA set in Carcer City with a Detroit/ Flint post industrial backdrop where everything is shut down, rusted out and fucked up and the young white protagonist falls into organised crime trying to fight the black street gangs and chink fent pushers ruining the rusty backdrop he grew up in and knows he can still save.
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Only game I play is BLACK LIVES SPLATTER. If you haven't heard about it the trailer and end credits are on bitchute. The soundtrack is superbased.



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