The morbidly obese sheboon whose lips were the first to touch the 213 year old Crystal Flute made for James Madison, the man known as the "Father of the US Constitution", has failed to sell even 2700 copies of her new album.This repulsive gorilla nigger who participated in one of the worst humiliation rituals in US history has failed to sell even 2700 copies of their new album and has now fallen into irrelevancy. Her spit particles will forever be inside of James Madison's Crystal Flute, the acrid, highly acidic substance will eat away at the flute over the next several centuries and future historians will wonder whose spit was in the legendary cultural and historical artifact that sits on the same level as an original copy of the US Constitution or Declaration of Indepdence and they will trace it back to this baby hippo who was discarded and ignored like a used cum rag not even 5 years after she spit inside of the Crystal Flute.Truly the darkest of ages.
>>539951830Everyone should buy this album.We do NOT NEED Lizzo going Onlyfans
>>539952046Now that you say it I realize we do need it and I hope she does that
>>539951830>LizzoObizzo*
>>539952046>We do NOT NEED Lizzo going Onlyfanst. Retard
LIZZO THE WHALE GOT SKINNY NOW SHE CANT SELL RECORDS UNCLE SAM LOVES FATTIES https://youtu.be/tGJEN8b1YWs
i hope she dies
who the fuck buys albums anymore? I haven't paid money for an album in decades. I don't stream either, I pirate everything, but I assume normies aren't buying "albums" on itunes anymore like they were in the 2000s, they just stream everything on spotify or apple music or whatever streaming service people use.
>>539951830>whose lips were the first to touch the 213 year old Crystal Flute made for James Madison, the man known as the "Father of the US Constitution"Don't fucking remind me.
>>539951830who
>>539951830I'm still convinced that a lot of the weird woke shit we got during the Biden years was somehow taxpayer funded
4,000 used to be a significant milestone. It was an important number when local radio existed (it ended in 1996, and signaled the start of the decline of rock music). To sell more than a few hundred albums required small regional touring and local radio play. When a group or performer reached 4,000, it opened up new markets. That was the benchmark for a band that could be bigger than just a regional indie group.
>>539951830>Her spit particles will forever be inside of James Madison's Crystal Flute, the acrid, highly acidic substance will eat away at the flute over the next several centuries and future historians will wonder whose spit was in the legendary cultural and historical artifact that sits on the same level as an original copy of the US Constitution or Declaration of Indepdence and they will trace it back to this baby hippo who was discarded and ignored like a used cum rag not even 5 years after she spit inside of the Crystal Flute.poetic and a fitting metaphor for the entire history of niggers and the West
>>539952607not even the most basic of survival instincts in reaction to the guy calmly pulling out a gun, checking it, then slowly shooting her right in the fucking headI thought niggers were supposed to be these animalistic alpha predators?
>>539951830Another casualty of USAID. Tragic.
>>539951830It will take years if not decades to actually unravel how the USAID network was used to bankrupt America while propping up an entire Potemkin village society, which was false and hostile to American ideals.
>>539951830>lol>lmao
>soul crushingnow she knows how her shoes feel
>>539951830>Truly the darkest of ages.first>they were honestly racistthen>they were dishonestly racistnow>*you are here*whats it going to be, people?DEI wont suddenly make 85 IQ sheboons be competent 120 IQ hospital administratorsit just doesnt work that way, im sorrythis is you racists, who are acting all anti-racist, to hide your own racismyou know its a long road until we have 120 IQ shaniquas who can actually do the jobotherwise, its just self-induced competency crisis from... "blind empathy"
Her audience doesn't like anymore because>Lizzo has lost a significant amount of weight. She reported shedding approximately 60 pounds and reducing her body fat by 16% since January 2023, lowering her BMI by 10.5 points.People like you "just the way you are". This is what some of these pop stars don't understand. Something else might be preferable to you, but it's not the thing that made you the money.
>>539951830Spit isn't really acidic, though. You're thinking about vaginal discharge you dirty boy, you.
>>539953059Just animalistic.
>>539952046She's so fucking fat I doubt she'll even be here in 5 years kek
>>539951830Why should anyone buy anything from Hollywood? It's fucking useless and does nothing for them (buyers). Literally everything from Hollywood is "pay to see people we chose to be in our private society enjoy themselves in every way possible and not have to follow laws and do drugs and fuck holes or get fucked, but you working productive person get nothing." Why should literally anyone spend their money on that? And everything else for sale is stupid items that are basically crap. Every working person should honestly have quite a lot of money to their name after a couple years and beyond, if only because there is literally NOTHING to spend it on. NOTHING. So keep it.
>>539953059>animalistic alpha predators?no they're just low IQ and everything that comes with it
>>539952557I genuinely can't understand why and how can you live all your live in America and still relax around niggers. Actual question.
>>539954000You need to read the thread before posting anon>>539953648
>>539951830I knew it was only gonna be a matter of time before white women moved on and said, "That's enough Lizzo for me." They had to support her for a little while because she was fat, black, and arrogant, but that only carries a music career so far. If nothing else, white women will move on to another fat black bitch that plays the tuba or something.
>>539951830USAID was astroturfing nigger babble noise for multiple decades. Nobody actually likes that trash.
>>539952805It was. Laundered through all sorts of intermediates. This is why Doge happened. Locally there was a small publisher that made strange woke kids books that no one bought. The kind that seems to exist only in libraries and schools. Their building and equipment was bought through a development NGO funded indirectly by the American Rescue plan and controlled by local Democrat politics. Their employees were refugees or ostensible trainees whose salaries were 80% state paid. I don't know how their product got to the libraries but this too was probably political. They are still in business but much quieter.
>>539954334Public school is all about teaching kids to ignore and repress their natural instincts. I'm dead serious and not kidding, why do you think American kids are so bad at reading and math? The only get a few minutes per hour every day dedicated to academic studies. The rest is all behavioral modification. Most Americans are fully-brainwashed golems by the time they make it to high school, if not earlier. Everybody who rejects the brainwashing ends up as a loser living on the fringes of society forever, and that's who mostly comes to 4chan.
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>>539951830>Industry plant's inorganic career starts to fail after suits move away opportunities and resources elsewhereMany such cases
>>539951830USAID money to buy her “albums” en mass dried up
>>539951830why are you so mad, she can play the thing better than you ever could. as if you fuking idiot could play a flute.
normally only someone that can play the flute better than her is allowed to talk shit. go figure.
>>539951830The jew push isn t working that good anymore.
>>539951830>classically trained flautist playing an historic instrument is le badExplain.
>>539951830Future historians won't know what a "James Madison" is. They'll be debating whether the Gwailo Empire really did have feral nignogs roaming the streets or if it's just a malicious urban legend created by the rival Persian Empire.
>>539952557GORILLA VICTORY
>>539952557holy fuck run, get up, throw a punch back. SOMETHING!
>>539952805Yes. USAID
>>539953648I'm positive Adele never had these kinds of album sales collapses and she lost a ton of weight. She can sing and the popular songs I've heard of hers are decent.
>>539951830>fed glownigger kike pedophiles stop astroturfing a fat whore retard>she suddenly can't sell albumsWoah
>>539959472Not all fat chicks have the same core audience or the same exact trampoline to success. I guess Adele just had more appeal in general. Maybe Lizzo was too heavily (pun unintended probably) leaning on the externals of her image, but even her industry handlers didn't realize how heavily. Sometimes the fanbase is fickle and just doesn't like change in some key aspect of the singer / group, and when the singer / group changes an important part of themselves without realizing it is important they flop without understanding why it happened. Sometimes an artist has mass appeal only for a short moment and cannot sustain it no matter what they do. Often it's not even a skill issue. It's the je-ne-sais-quoi element. Sometimes the wider audience just gets tired of the artist but never gets tired of a somewhat similar artist.
>>539951830>LizzoIs that fat fuck still alive?She hasn't been relevant ever, but ALIVE?
ITS BAD BITCH O'CLOCK
>>539953128kekcame to post this
>>539951830I am personally responsible for this
>>539953059>I thought niggers were supposed to be these animalistic alpha predators?Niggers are natural slaves. Dumb monkeys who should be used for the benefit of actual humans only.
>>539952557Wanted to find the source, google to the rescue
>>539959472>>539961552>Not all fat chicks have the same core audienceYep, pretty much this. Like, both Lizzo and Adele were fat as fuck. But Lizzo is the only one who sung about BEING fat. Adele sings about the usual pop song stuff, like scorned lovers, new relationships, etc. Her songs could be sung by everyone from Joss Stone to Billie Eilish.But all of Lizzo's songs were her basically repeating "I'M A FAT SASSY BLACK QUEEN I'M A FAT SASSY BLACK QUEEN" over and over. When she lost the weight, her entire image went poof. Not a musician, but the exact same thing happened to Rebel Wilson's career. She lost all her weight and people suddenly realized that without her "self-deprecating fat girl" schitck, she was actually painfully unfunny and she's basically retired now.
>>539951830USAID is over.
>>539951830What is even the demographic of people that would actually buy Lizzo's album? Like old lesbians and fags? I would think it would be like performative Bluesky posting types.
