my eruv doesn't allow me to make euro goyim fight each other>t. jew couple hours before sabbath
i'm sicilian and my grandpa looked just like that, that arancino-shaped skull comic always cracks me up
somebody redpill me on corsica and sardinia
>>539956268 What part you don't understand? It's pretty self explanatory
>>539956268a little short but funny guys
>>539956268
Read up on sneed and chucks and more sneed
>>539956920The don't eat many sardines in sardinia
>>539956268fairly self-explanatory no?the only thing I don't get is the mutt in the dark circle near Milan(?)
>>539956268gabagool
>>539958742interesting
>>539956268>It's funny because Italy is all niggersThere ya go, OP.
>>539956268The further South you look in Italy, the more sneedpilled they get until they become bumpkins. Is it that complicated?
Sicily is supposed to be muselmans. I used to play the hauteville campaign in CK3 but the jews killed my pc.
>>539958761Massive amounts of terroni di merda and other wogs moved there. Also Lombards need no mask, every other terrone tries and fails to pretend being one of us. Terroni are the same as Jews but stupid.
>>539956268I love Italy.
>>539959121Oh, and this was made by a central shitalian terrone, only them would paint them different from their southern brethren. What a repulsive fucking race of insects.
Are there any maps like this but of Hungary?
>>539959121>>539959203We could have been in different countries if the freemasons from the kingdom of Sardinia didn't decide to invade us
>>539956268Lombardy was like that maybe 70 years ago. Now it's a cloaca gentium or racial zoo where ethnic Lombards are an old and disappearing minority almost everywhere. 'it*ly' has turned out to be an extinction event for Lombardy.
>>539959203Tuscans have nothing whatsoever to do with the Siculo-neapolitans, genetically or otherwise.
>>539959328>We could have been in different countries if the freemasons from the kingdom of Sardinia didn't decide to invade usThis is a sentence that is valid fir 2/3 of Lombardy and virtually all the rest of 'it*ly'. A single demonic judeomasonic state was able to tear down an entire system of based centurie old christian absolutists states. Evil always wins.
>>539956856Sicily is great. Almost no niggers. Roads are shit though.Catania looks like a dump though.
>>539959191>I love 'it*ly'If you love dysgenic dystopic judeomasonic abominations designed to destroy the aryan component of their population, erase their culture and disfigure their landscapes, then you're right in loving 'it*ly'
>>539956268kek this is how I imagine Italy looks like but less White Chad in Middle and North regions
>>539956268When I visited Rome I thought it was going to be a shithole but it is actually nice
>>539957362Beautiful
>>539958742But do they eat Corsas in Corsica?
>>539957362most people won't understand the friuli venezia giulia one. basically friuli and venezia giulia are differen things but they were merged into one region. just like emilia romagna
>>539956268>YellowSud Tirolo. Wannabe krauts, they whine all the time how they're "Austrian/German master race actually not Italian!". However their superior master race status does not seem to allow them to break off by force, interestingly enough.>BlackMilan, globohomo central, likes to call itself "te City", nothing new every European country has one of these shitholes that want to be London/New York. Comes with all the progressive bullshit you'd expect.>BlueNorthern Italy, claim to be German/Austrian too but unlike the the Tirolese they don't want to break away from Italy, though they do want to federalize to not have to drag the south. Northern Man's Burden and all. >GreenCentral Italy, Rome, etc. Nothing much to say.>RedThat's the uniform of the Carabinieri, the Italian military police (though they work like normal police most of the time just fancier and better armed). You'd swear 90% of them are from the south. Usually cool guys though, played football with them once when the old crone called the cops on us (for playing in a public park).>SicilyImage says it all really, all they wanna do is live, eat good food, and wear wifebeaters (ideally with copious amounts of grease stains).>Light BlueSardinians are pretty much proto-hominid cavemen. They want to live on their island, raise sheep, fuck sheep, and stack big rocks on top of each-other. Missing: Bologna, the leftoid central of Italy even worse than Milan. If you ever see fags prolapsing each-other's anuses in public in Italy, 99.9% chance you're in Bologna.
>>539962057>Sardinians are pretty much proto-hominid cavemen. They want to live on their island, raise sheep, fuck sheep, and stack big rocksJust like the welsh.
>>539963875Just with less phlegm flying around.
>>539956268Napoletani very often look like the chud phenotype.
>>539957362Gemmy.
>>539959358>>539959436>t. tuscan immigrant in LombardyI'm not going anywhere, m8. As for you Tuscans, your language is neolatin, same as the rest of the peninsula, which you DO belong to under all perspectives. >>539962057>Northern Italy, claim to be German/Austrian too but unlike the the Tirolese they don't want to break away from Italy, though they do want to federalize to not have to drag the south. Northern Man's Burden and all. Literally all wrong.
>>539964649Oh right sorry they claim to be the descendants of Lombardic tribes which were... Germanic. Zitto coglione.
>>539964723Name must have come from somewhere, right wop? Femminiello terrone di merda detected, get your head out of your best hole. The fuck are you doing in Finland anyway, getting railed in the ass by the Sami? Fucking gutter rat, can't be soon enough you're gutted in the streets.
Behold, the very masculine terrone, trash of the continent. Learnt right from their arabic masters.
>>539964649Paolo isn't a Tuscan, he's a Lombard faggot been spamming every even vaguely Italian related thread with his shit for well over a decade.
We arre ajjust like de nortteh! I swer!!!I have THOUSANDS of pics like these. Piss me off enough and you'll get a nice taste of them, guineas. Run all over the world, but you can't run from your own stinking selves.
>>539965146And he ALWAYS blabber about the fucking tuscans as if we were some kind of blood brothers. Only one kid of person would do that...
>>539957362Trentino would be better with the italian larping as an austrian and the austrian larping as an italian. Here you'll have people with blonde hair andnblue eyes desperately screaming in your face how they are roman descendands due to the shape of their toes.
>>539956920Sardinia is beautiful. Nice beaches and nice people. Very laid back vibe. Worth visiting.
>>539965283He's jabbered on about being Lombard before and is only on about the Tuscans because he think he can get them to agree with him. Maybe one of these days we'll get lucky and his mom will kick him out and leave him homeless.
The Lombard larp must be one of the most embarrassing copes of all Europe. Imagine being a cucked Gaul (Celtic) and call yourself after a bunch of German invasors.
>>539956268Sure.South Tyrol are snowflakes, but actually based.Milan is adored (and often visited) by the wealthiest niggers on earth, and northern italians aren’t really nordic.The people just south of there are grounded and comfortable.The people just south of there have high testosterone and enjoy larping as Nazis.Further south, the testosterone is also high, but all energy is devoted to consuming cured meats.Corsica is an abomination.
>>539965335Why the cross-larping?
>>539965490Wonder where all those surnames like Prandi or Ottoni might have come from m8, any guesses? Next you're going to tell the people of Normandy that they have nothing to do with the Normans, lmao. It's part of our ethnogenesis, like it or not. >>539965492Here comes the clueless mutt's lesson, kek. Picrel exudates test, innit.
>>539965497Austrians want to belong where they now live and claim italian history/culture as their own and italians ashamed of our recent history want to larp as germanic
>>539957004I don't get it
>>539965730That is....disturbingly modern and makes total sense. Honestly the white guild/national shame trope is getting old, we really need to hang most of the current academics and media pushers and start anew.
>>539956268Pic related explains that to you.
>>539966005Except she's a terrona, lmao. Here, let me post the apotheosis of the napoletaryan race, kek.
>>539956268If this isn't clear to you I don't understand what you have done with your life
>>539965492>northern 'it*lians' aren’t really nordicLombards are genetically mainly celtic, which doesn't mean automatically nordic.
>>539966086Prove it
>>539956268Genetically Northern Italians are insular continental celtic (Bavarians/Austrians) R1bs and Southern Italians are Etruscans/Greeks E1 etc. (Middle Eastern). With some random Gothic (Germanic DNA mixed in there).
>>539965954He's off his rocker. Those who "larp" as germs but are of romance language are nostalgic of their Ku(c)K rulers, because living in a fantasy is better than coming to term with the fact they're part of the literal asshole of western Europe. The germs are either extremely nationalistic to the point of imbecility and disfunction, or are trying to fit in and pass as shitalians. I find both to be pathetic.
>>539965708Same shit with surnames like Rodríguez or Guzmán. Does that mean that Mexicans are Germanic?
Ahhh yessss! I was waiting for the spam of sourceless maps and eupedia crap. All languages of the Cisalpine are galloromance, except for venetic languages in the east. You don't need dr Shekelstein to tell you that. Granted, these maps aren't as clownish as they used to be a decade ago.
>>539966337If the surname follows a blood lineage, yes. That's likely to be to a small extent, considering they're latrinos.
>>539959632Catania is a weird city, walk towards the center and it's fine, walk away from it and it's literally a latin american country.desu i noticed a lot of african blacks there but they all spoke Italian. The real issue is every single city in Italy has some jeet who owns a shitty little tourist store that sells plastic garbage made in China on top of the typical jeet garbage like expired food. Even in some tiny village with 600 people there would be some random jeet store, like why is this allowed to happen in literally every western country? Did we see gypsies and decide we want a new generation of that filth?
>>539966308It's what I see living here, meanwhile you're a schizo lurking italian threads on /pol/ 24/7. Touch grass.
>>539967341And you're here with us. You're a wog, settle down.
>>539966280>Northern 'it*lians'1. No such a thing exist. 2. Genetic nations are not cardinal points.3. You woudn't call Scots 'northern britons'.4. Lombards are just Lombards.
>>539967506Ironically most Scots are just Northern Britons and are firmly within a distinct British genepool.
Forgot the obligatory pic. For those who do not know, terroni aka south shitalians are a bunch of closeted faggots that had literal traditional troon prostitutes for hundreds if not thousands of years. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femminiello
>>539967475I bet you're a terrone
>>539968090Trentoni are the terroni of the "north". Only a few deserve respect, mostly rurals. Most people of either ethnicity are gay neurotic pansies, especially the urbanites. Trentino also has a surprising amount of terromutts, thanks to the fascists.
>>539968090sono polentone e penso che division between north and south is jewish driven
>italians mutted bcuz no light features like muh trve aryan race
