And absolute dictator powers over your country. What do you do?
Change it so that I have permanent dictator powers
>>539962396But that’s cheating
>>539962282declare war on israelmove Quebec to the Mediterranean seamove Ontario to Brampton, Uttar Pradeshmove Nunavut to St. James Gate, Dublinflood Alberta with the worst condescending Parisiansnuke New Brunswicksign all gypsy petitions with Katy Perry boyfriend's money
Mass mobilize everyone and invade Spain unarmed
>>539962282tax all companies on the market 0.1%, send all that money directly to all 19,000+ municipalities adjusted for population.the money will be used for local businesses.if no businesses are in the municipality the dividend will be used for public works.if only 1 business is in a municipality that business may only take 55% of the dividend and the rest will be used for public works.
>>539962282Execute every sub-human with brown eyes.
>>539962670>Nuke New Brunswick You son of a bitch. Nuking the whitest province in Canada.
>>539962517Is it cheating to ensure that your policies and edicts are upheld in perpetuity? However that would be done, I just have no interest in the job if I can't actually reform anything.
>>539962282I would expel all NGOs from the country, ban the work of 'independent media', and deport journalists from Croatia. I would increase the army and put it on the border with orders to shoot migrants. I would abolish work permits for absolutely all foreigners. I would deport Gypsies to India. I would return the local currency, the Euro is crap.
>>539962894>whitest province in Canadawouldn't that be PEI?
>>539962282As a Swede: nothingIf it's a country holding nukes: send them all over the world
Replace Supreme Court with anarchists.Eliminate 90% of the Senate and Congress, leaving only those who respect American civil liberties.Bomb Jerusalem.
>>539962745ai has it's uses.
>>539962282Everyone has to give me a dollar. I gain 40 million. I pay probably like 20 million in taxes, which justifies it all to most of the retardsI spend 5 million in donations etc to feel better about myselfI put 10 million into a annunuity generation account.I take the remaining 5 and retire to a fortified villa in a tropical country and ave 3 more trust fund kids.>trying to fix things with violence instead of pursuing shameless personal enrichmentGay.
>>539963095>Replace Supreme Court with anarchistsanarchy is a form of economics, not governance.- economics 101
>>539962670>move Quebec to the Mediterranean sea
>>539962282Nothing.
>>539963081You wouldn't fix your country? Every policy you have in Sweden is dogshit.
>>539962282Legalize killing the synagogue of satan. Purge all trannies. Steal 1/2 of the fort Knox gold so I can buy up a bunch of land.
MY FIRST DECREE SHALL GOETH THUSLY:> one abandoned American town shall be designated “murdertown” (probably in Ohio or something)> murder shall be legal in murdertown> none are obligated to go to murdertown, but all are permitted to go to murder town> all flock cameras shall be relocated to murdertown > murdertown streaming services shall be free to all, now and always, and with no commercials
>>539962282Declare Germany's independence.
>>539962282Put the jews in camps and confiscate their wealth. I then auction them off to israel, any who arent bought are immediately euthanized.
>>539962282Kill as many people as i can
>>53996228272 hour Purge
>>539963379Goin downTo murder townWhere the bodies all layGoing downTo murder townWhere they murder all day
>>539963163Governance is a form of economics. t. Not a clout chasing graduate looking to get published
>>539962696you could work a goldman sachs anon
>>539962282US withdraws from all foreign entanglements and organizations, all troops brought home, bases sold. Simplify legal code (only violent crimes (death penalty), private property/consumer protections, enforce contracts, workers rights, civil liberties), federalize all law enforcement, courts (night watchmen/detective model with violent criminals executed would require significantly less LEO than current “patrol and ticket” model). Remove all state/local government/agencies. SS, Medicare, SNAP, etc. gone. Employers required to provide health insurance, extra 10% of salary into IRA. No immigration, all visas cancelled, ban dual citizenship, repeal birthright, deport illegals and chain migrants (~80m removed). Tariffs to ensure trade surplus, ban remittance. Limit international sea/air entry to la/nyc, ban land. All land and infrastructure sold except national parks (held by public trust, funded w entry fees), some US bases and federal buildings(~$5T). No taxes except 30% tariffs. Education is homeschool or private. EMS and Fire is through private subscription/insurance model.Department of Defense>Size: 150k>Budget: $85BCoast Guard>50k>$15B>Defense of territorial waters, EEZ, anti-sub/ship patrolsAir Guard (merge w Space)>50k>$50B>Defense of airspace (interceptors, NORAD, radars, etc), silo-based ICBMs, satellitesNational Guard>50k>$20B>Defense of land borders, embassies, ports of entry, cargo inspection and THAAD/Patriot - major citiesDepartment of Treasury>10k>$5B>Fiscal management, tariff collection, mint silver currency ($1.2T based of domestic use M0) with gold reserves ($4.6T, ~40k tons - Monetary Base ($5.8t-M0)Department of Justice>250k (200k police)>$100B>Law enforcement, courts, jails, co-intel, deportations, electionsDepartment of State (WH/Congress)>35k>$10B>Salaries, staff, security, diplomats, museumsPersonnel: 450kTotal: $200BTariff Revenue: $1TSurplus: $800B (debt) (now only $20T)
Special forces finna be busy af in New York and Silicon Valley, senpai.Might just blow up Geneva since I only got 3 days.
>>539963538>Governance is a form of economicsincorrect.economics is a form of governance.you got it backwards.
>>539962282I start launching every single nuke in the USA arsenal directly at Tel-Aviv, and all israel, and I do not stop until the stockpile is depleted or I am killed.
>>539962282penis sucking machines
>>539963729The point is that argueing over vague and generalized bullshit academic terms is for faggots who know nothing of the real world
>>539963832Better give me speed if you’re gonna do that!
>>539962282Disclose aliens regardless of whether they are real or not.Disclose that Jews did 9/11 (not Israel)Force anyone ever pardoned by a president to fight to the death in a televised gladiatorial match winner goes free.$100,000,000,000 one time subsidy to the Amish.Nuke Djibouti.
>>539963832I don't care how good she is, your mom can't suck off a whole country in 72 hours.
>>539962282I would expel all jews then retire to grow cabbages.
>>539962517No refunds
>>539963227I'd fix it if I was a dictator over, let's say, France, who holds nukes.
>>539963379This wouldn't work as you intended because psychos would just kidnap people or trick them into going to murder town to kill them. Maybe if you had guards outside of large walls and they had to give written consent to enter or something
>>539962282
Leave
>>539964000How are you going to expell all jews in 72 hours?Just go down the line of all the richest, most influential ones and see how far you get.
>>539962282Sell it to the Jews again
>>539963379So Escape from New York except it’s voluntary and you’re in Ohio instead? What’s with all the hate for Ohio.
>>539962282Nuke the northern states and bomb favelas.
>>539962396Clever girl
>>539962282Breach the dikes so I can enjoy my coastal estate and watch all the cityfags drown.Then I polder it all back and grow potatoes everywhere.
flatten Saskatchewanexperiment weapons on BC faultlines to trigger Mount St. Helensell the Winnipeg Jets to Haitimake rosemary barton host love islandban all gamblingannex Greece
>>539964078Seems like a lot of work, my second decree is that you are in charge of figuring out logistics. Naturally you will be generously compensated for your efforts>>539964160No hate, just seems like all the abandoned towns make it a good candidate for a murdertown MY SECOND DECREE IS THUSLY> windows 98 shall again be the default operating PC system, with no subscriptions or anything dumb like that
But how can he increase 0 by 100%? I have been dry for a month.
>>539962282Detonate all the nukes without launching them.
>>539962282I map out the largest area in the US with no minorities and make it an ethnostate, I ban Massachusetts from the union and make taxes illegal
>>539962282Ban forced male genital mutilation
>>539962282Mandatory firing squads for LEOs on a state and federal level, carried out by the military.The families of said LEOs get deported to sudan on pain of death by hanging. Collective punishment for anyone who refuses or resists.Same goes for politicians and anyone with a liquid net worth over 10 million.Also all flock cameras/ALPRs are immediately dismantled
>>539965938Pretty based ngl
>>539962282Legalize it
>>539962517You're not in charge here anymore.
>>539962696How do you guys see Galicians?Same people or is there some kind of rivalry?I love both btw, wish you guys the best
>>539962894>>539963063Nova Scotia and Newfoundland are the whitest. Pei is getting flooded with student visas new Brunswick its uberjeets delivers
>>539962282Make being brown and jewish illegal. Put in place a permanent bounty system for people to collect money for hunting them.
>>539962282Make dog fucking illegal.
>>539962282kill evryone
>>539963081as a swede:execute all sossarna. every man woman and child of voters and members.execute all jews.execute all invaders, everyone that is nonswedish or not of related blood.execute all bögar.take every right from women and write it into the constitution that this is not changeable.everyone attempting to get back womens rights will be executed.get out of EU. make a scandi union. build nuclear powerplants.force people to have 5+ children.make the world sweden.get back karelia for my great grandpa.and nuke denmark for good measure
I imagine every based law will get reverted by the next kike after 72h, so i have to plan around.1 - kill all niggers and people with past or current jail times exceeding a total of 8 years2 - remove every single social bonus including healthcare and pension, wipe the databases so they can't place them back esily. Reduce the tax burden from ~45% to ~10%.3 - remove one chamber of the parliament4 - remove the costitutional court, make the constitution easier to change with a simple majority vote5 - order someone to imprison every judge that ruled in favour of globohomo stuff6 - italexit7 - give €300/month to families for each kid, uncapped by salary unlike now, where for some reason we encourage the poors to have kids8 - make the church pay taxes like everyone else9 - make selfe defense and property defense legal for real10 - require mandatory genetic testing to own a dog. If his shit is found anywhere or he isn't tested, pay a fine or the dog dies11 - make every mandatory vaccine voluntary12 - disband the CCNL, the contracts that give insane rights to workers and keep salary lows as a consequenceDo this and we mog every country on earth in 2 years
>>539962282>over your countryNOT FAIR...remove property tax on one property of choice for citizen individuals/non-corporate entities i guess and ban loans insurances and banks
>>539962670>flood Alberta with the worst condescending Parisians
glowie thread
Sleep it off, it's best for everyone! 72H are not enough to solve the problems we have.
>>539962282Fuck the hot high school girl lives across the road from me. She turned 18 a couple months ago, from an uptight religious family, so her body count is still relatively normal and she's legal. Would put a few million in gold and silver in a lock box on my property, a few hundred thousand $ in my gun safe. Give myself a completely restored 1996 full size Ford Bronco....That's pretty much it.
>>539962282absolute freedom
>>539962282sit in my home and browse 4chan
>>539962282round them all up and fire up the ovens
>>539963694>Education is homeschool or private. EMS and Fire is through private subscription/insurance model.Haha, fucking wew lad.
>>539962282declare total war on China and Russia and then take Zuckerbergs bunker from him so I can watch the fireworks.
>>539962282>Unilaterally pass voter ID laws>Execute every member of Congress>Execute every member of a three-letter agency>Execute every member of AIPAC >Execute every writer and anchor from every major news organization>Execute every judge that ever took a penny from Soros >Execute Fauci and everyone else responsible for covid bullshit>Nuke IsraelA rather bloody legacy, but I think it would usher in a global golden age
>>539962282Abolish the current congress. Institute new rules including ranked choice voting, campaign donations can only come from american citizens (corporations are not citizens) and may not exceed $5000 per person in a given year, and the House of representaives has its size increased to reflect the population density. Hold new elections to bring in a 'clean' congress, and anyone who previously held a congressional seat is barred from this particular election but may participate in future elections. Cut all money and aid to Israel until such time as they withdraw from Gaza and Lebanon. Eminent Domain every datacenter on US soil and immediately bar the construction of any new ones. Congrats, techbros, you convinced me that you AI models are so based and cool and dangerous that you can't operate them without my sayso anymore. You want a datacenter, you have to rent it from the US government and we will be reviewing every test, prompt, and model you would like to run on them before they get anywhere near a server. You want the race to nextGen AI to be the manhattan project in terms of global impact and national security? Fine, we're going to treat it like that. Which means you chucklefucks don't get to build your own nuclear bombs.Increase the income tax rate to 70% on incomes above 1 million dollars. Expand the IRS to handle the load. Age limits on all public office. You can't be voted into any government position if you are age 60 or older. You can, however, be appointed to a position like an advisory committee or cabinet position.The H1B program may continue to exist, but there is a 15 year ban on applications from India or neighboring countries other than China, or anyone who has resided in one of those countries within the last 5 years. I suspect that, unable to mass import indians through this pipeline, usable of H1Bs will mysteriously decline dramatically and we will find that we didn't need so many geniuses from overseas after all.
>>539962282Declare open season and offer$1000 per shitbrown$50, 000 per jew
>>539964078Murder may be legal in mudertown, but kidnapping is still illegal outside of it. So they would probably be kidnapping and human trafficking at minimum even if you couldn't charge them with the actual murder itself.
>>539963033Why Croatian Journo's?
>>539962282Nuke everything and everyone everywhere except Pennsylvania (but still nuke philly too)
>>539962282I'd fast track Indian migration to Canada. Total open borders for Indian nationals.
dancing is forbidden
>>539970707>As a Swede I hate women's rights just as much as Muslims do
>>539962282Make laws mandating strict requirements for enrollment in any university. Make high school education optional. Remove requirements for bachelor's degrees from all jobs that don't need them, but make it illegal to hire anyone without a high school diploma. Abolish the GED, CLT, and any test that can be used to bypass high school and get a free diploma. Implement a mandatory nationwide test for prospective high school graduates similar to China's Gaokao and South Korea's Suneung. Make all of these laws irreversible in the US for the next 300 years. Then, with my remaining few hours, deport every kike, nigger, jeet and spic to subsaharan Africa, build a wall from Luxor to Rabat, nuke sub-Saharan Africa just hard enough to kill everything that might live there ever, and move the contents of every landfill on Earth inside the new exclusion zone. Final act is to make littering punishable by lifelong slavery
>>539962282Subpoena onlyfans and all equivalent platforms along with all payment processors and credit card companies to get the identity of every single man who has ever paid for onlyfans or similar service.Then seize all the funds of all those men and put them into forced labor camps. Then do the same for OF whores and seize all their funds and force them into the same forced labor camps, and assign them each to be a wife of those men.
>>539971823You're on the right track, but there is still an issue of H1B visas for blue-collar workers from the spic-osphere. Couldn't you just make it for China, Japan and Europe only, pretty please~?
>>539962396>no substitutions, exchanges, or refunds
>>539962282Have every single elected and appointed official executed.Then have everyone in finance executed.Then, 10 lashes to every beat cop.
>>539962282>And absolute dictator powers over your country. What do you do?Retroactively repeal hart-celler act.Make America white again.
>>539962396/thread
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>>539962894Every one of you pasty no-neck socially retarded hicks is covered in tattoos anyway
>>539973015I'd have to look into it, I'm less versed in that specific usage of H1Bs compared to the blatant lies and corruption involving Indian workersThat said, the crucial difference is that Indians cannot just *walk* here and cross the border illegally. Without the H1B problem they have very limited means of getting here on their own. Mexico/motivated enough south americans can, so banning them from the H1B program alone I don't think solves your problem much and you would just see an uptick in illegal immigration from people who otherwise would have done it legallyTo address southern border crossing, I think the best plan is a combination of the following:1: institute an 'electronic wall' at the south border consisting of regular patrols of high flying, infrared camera drones for spotting and tracking approaching groups of people. A physical barrier won't stop shit, spotting people coming towards the border and dispatching agents to intercept them will be a better use of resources.2: nationalize the US farming industry, producing food at cost and making farmers employees at the state/federal level. We cut out a lot of the middlemen so that food can be cheap, and being state employees with a salary and benefits the fact that farmers generally depend on super cheap unpaid labor to maximize profits no longer is a factor. This would cut out a massive amount of undocumented immigrant work in the USA, making the USA a less attractive prospect3: It seems to be that we would benefit from doing some investment and nationbuilding in mexico. If we can make Mexico more prosperous, more immigrants would be happy to reach THERE and stop instead of coming further north. This may involve building factories in mexico to provide jobs to immigrants south of our own border to produce things we need for cheap, which I'll admit does undercut US manufacturing employing US citizens but the tradeoff is keeping those immigrants out of the country by giving them an alternative
>>539962282Make onions green real and start rounding up boomers.
>>539971953You could charge them with murder as well. It's that whole "across state lines" bullshit.
