> be me, no landlubber fool> always hear scallywags complainin’ about interest rates> "ARRR, interest be stealin’ me doubloons!"> "Why must I pay back more gold than I borrowed?!"> be like, time to fire the knowledge cannons> start with a ship-rental analogy> "Ye charter a ship, ye pay a fee, aye?"> crew nods> "So ye be payin’ for the time ye have the ship, aye?"> more noddin’> interest be the same thing, but for coin> ye borrow $1000, ye pay interest for the privilege of sailin’ around with another man’s treasure> same as payin’ to use another captain’s vessel> lanterns light up in their skulls> the crew finally gets it> go deeper into economic waters> "coin be a good like any other cargo"> ye want bread, ye pay for it> ye want a sailor’s time, ye pay for it> ye want someone else’s money, ye pay for that too> same tide, different ship> bring her into port> if ye borrow the treasure and return it quick, ye pay less interest> same as bringin’ the rented ship back early> the longer ye keep her out at sea, the more coin ye owe> crew starts understandin’> interest ain’t some cursed sea witch> it just be the price of usin’ treasure that ain’t yours> feelgoodman.jpg> perhaps the seven seas be a wee bit more economically literate now> one greentext at a time> end o’ tale> drops_the_mic_overboard.gif
I'd plunder her booty, if you know what I mean
>>539965873Can I get the original copypasta? I want to ask ai to turn it into a stereotypical cockney british accent with an abundance of apostrophes
>>539967169No the (((mods))) ban me:(
>>539967431I used to think it was annoying spamBut then I read it and realized oh shit this guy's trying to help us. Educate us. It should be stickied
>>539967553Frfr no cap
Slightly funny take on the spam - https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/%3Ealways%20hear%20people%20complain%20about%20interest%20rates/
>>539967553It's a midwit tier take and when that's pointed out the cunt spergs out completely.
>>539968020>900% assmad about being unable to formulate an argument for years now
>>539965873I want to impregnate Merphy Napier repeatedly.
>>539969026Dude right?
>>539965873 What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
>>539965873“Wanna’ get raped?”
See - he won't akshully argue a point about usury, it's origins or why his argument is flawed.Frankly surprised he didn't just call me a jew - that's his first line of defence normally.To be clear OP - you're not very clever and your constant spamming of the same flawed argument really just reinforces that. Are you in here samefagging to crack consensus? Because THAT would be very jewish of you .
