50Ci seems excessive
>>539966437Kike
>>539966291tumor weeks any moment now trust the plan free energy soon you just wait and see
>>539966291I want to chew on it.
>>539966291Filename
>>539966291lol 100 microwatts
>>539966291two more weeks
>>539966291Betavoltaics were invented in the 1970s.[3] Some pacemakers in the 1970s used betavoltaics based on promethium,[4] but were phased out as cheaper lithium batteries were developed.[1]
>>539966760>not to dismantlethe other side probably says:>do not eatsorry buddy
>>539966291Coin cell batteries already last 40+ years. My copy of Zelda 1 still has saves on the original battery from 1986.
>>539966291if i take that battery apart and eat its contents will i get superpowers?
>>539969811No but you will be an unfunny faggot still.
memory holed?Multiple shooters at last vegas
>>539969933i see so the power was inside me all along
>>539966291F91W havers
>>539966291using plutonium thermoelectrics is better, they have been in use for over 50 years
>Nuclear reactions>in a coin sized container>Obvious CGI image of product that is allegedly going into mass productionI don't know where to start on what is wrong with this.But do you want niggers and junkies to be fiddling with these things?
>>539971020They already fiddle with fentanyl which can kill you in microgram doses.
>>539971020Plenty of toddlers already swallow normal coin batteries on the regular. With this they're fucking dead almost guaranteed unless the exterior is designed to survive through the GI tract.
>>539969117No they don't, they just happened to last longer in those cartridges cause they're only maintaining SRAM. It may come as a shock to you, but there's more than voltage when dealing with batteries and lifespans would be based on power draw. This is based on nuclear decay which has a hard limit of 50 years on this specific setup. Quit being a fucking retarded nigger.
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>>539966291Now if they can just make better batteries for solar that can hold stupid amounts of power.
>>539970088Oklahoma City bombings additional leg which belongs to no one
>>539967839Ok.What the fuck is this?
>not one 'implessive' in the whole threadThis board is dead.
>>539971179>No they don't last longer>they just lasted longerretard nigger post
>>539966291When the juice is just not worth the squeeze.
>>539970107TELL ME!! WHY DO WE HAVE EYES IN THE FRONT AND NOT THE BACK!? THAT'S RIGHT!! SO WE CAN LOOK FORWARD!! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GIVING UP ALREADY, NOT AFTER THAT?
>>539966291>memory holemore like shit never actually got made. that "article" was probably an ad.
>>539972075The juice is worth the squeeze when there's incentive and infrastructure to produce the isotopes at scale. Maybe we could've built out decent energy production instead of 'investing' trillions on chatbots and trying to feed retarded brownies, but here we are.
>>539969117That's crazy my neighbor had to replace theirs in like 88' . Had no idea they had batteries in nes games prior
>>539966291Their power output is small for their size. If you wanted to power a traditional consumer device your battery would be much larger than the device.
>>539971698>he doesn't know about fingerboxes
>>539966291shit energy output. cannot scale for practical purposes. only niche applications and most of them aren't concerning plebsthat "single watt" version might be as big as a shoebox if not larger. and would cost a whole fucking lot
>>539969117The only nintendo batteries I've had go bad were games I got second hand. All mine still work.
>>539966291You can't memoryhole something that's, quite literally, fake.
>>539971698A woman walked around with a box as a skirt or a top, allowing strangers to finger her. For... activism.Achieving... something, i think.
>>539972303Imagine the 1st country that says 'fuck it', and builds a nuclear reactor infrastructure, and provides (near) unlimited "free" energy. It's an absolutely massive jobs program, from low-blue collar to extreme high-end of PHDs, all good paying. Massive cost savings to the actual people that live in the country, utility costs are HIGHLY regressive against the working classes. The domestic industrial capacity would spike, and then after the reactors are built, they power those same factories, undercutting production costs, and making foreign trade look better for the buyers.
>>539971982Their lifespan is based on nuclear decay rather than chemical potential. The latter is easily affected by environment, nuclear decay is not.Your Zelda 1 NES cartridge only retains charge because it was stored in good conditions (low moisture, stable ambient temperature, relatively few operational cycles).This would be irrelevant to the life of a nuclear battery.
>>539969117Such a strange thing to think that there are copies of that, or Phantasy Star, that could have saves dating back to the 80s still on them and working.
>>539973051it's real, but the power of that battery is very low, also it's very expensive.It's a good option for only few real life applications, like to be used in a pacemaker
>>539966291What about Smart Nuclear Quantum Lunar Moon Landing batteries?
>>539969117The manual back in 89 when I got it gave me anxiety because it said it would only last 5 years. It was still holding saves about 15 years ago when I sold off my collection. Wish I kept it though, would be worth more too even with inflation
I'll take Fallout over I Have No Mouth...
>>539969811>will i get superpowers?ye superpowerful diarrhea
>>539974193My zoomer gf just broke up with me because she wasn't pregnant.She said, anon, you cum in me all the time but I still don't have a baby. I said well maybe you're not ready for my fucking baby because it will kill you retard Now we aren't talking but I was right
>>539966291Sweet I would just need about 266 +-1 to power an electric car. Plus side never have to charge it in the next 50 years. Down side is if I crash it everybody dies horribly.
>>539966291Finally. A solution to the hallway chirp
