PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>539973975TYB and good evening anons
RIP car
>>539974161That was a real shame.
That gator/croc mini lecture was one of the best sequences this underdelivering show ever aired.
Do fatties behind bars have to eat the same amount of daily calories as everyone else, and just always feel hungry? Or do they get to request extra food merely on the grounds of being huge and needing 5000+ calories daily to feel full?
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
good evening anons. i missed the opening was there any good updates?
>>539975341nevermind found this on leddit. bro needs to learn to format.
cytu dot be forward slash r forward slash noeurozonejust a random stream. like in the days of rabbit
>>539974161>RIP car
>>539973975tvapp [dot] wstvapp [dot] wso7
>>539975610Gayest post ever on /opl/ - those !s and that fist bump update. Reddit is the worst. But appreciate the info.
Opl is a psyop.
How was last Saturday?
>>539976606Pretty good. I went out for lunch.
This one eye girl is hot
>>539976436nothing works on that link
>>539976646she looks like she might kick your ass
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
Dan's favorite types of calls:-harmless White people he can humiliate live on national TV-fast moving vehicles he thinks equate to action movies and therefore ratings and profit-eccentrics he can mock from his perch among the liberal elite-stupid poo and pee and pee pee and boobie and bum and coochie references that make him giggle
dan contrasting white people against blacks, i like it
>>539976774Dan Derangement Syndrome
>am i flyin? i might!
SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
>>539976774kek agreed. My favorite is when they'd cut away from south carolina or louisiana where a dangerous crime was happening involving blacks and go to west virgina where they're busting some drunk who's harmlessly walking down the street.>>539976761Thanks for the screenshot. Kino.
lady doesn't even understand her sovereign lingo
Sovereign citizen and Tom Morris Jr.
>I'm not blechDisagree
we got a sovereign citizen
Sov cits seem to always be retarded black people
>>539976970no, she's an indigenous american indian
>>539976976many such cases
Let’s cut from the black retard back to the White people caught with weed
>Black sovereign citizenI wonder if she's Moorishhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moorish_sovereign_citizens
dog nuditykys Dan
This one eyed freak might actually be a tranny. She has a five o clock shadow
That woman is high test, she's got stuble and everything
this hairpick was telling the cop she's indian??
>>539977226Hes a tranny for sure and the woman in Louisiana is built like a dude but I do think she's XX.
gay couple?
>>539977226>>539977257she has that school bus driver phenotype
The insects there are deafening.Thats a dude for sure.
Tariq Nasheed’s revisionist history is going to turn so many pseudo intellectual midwits think they’re now scholars while we wuzing every culture while claiming they aren’t Africans but foundational black Americans
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
>og blacks call themselves native American DAS RITE. HAU, NIGGA
>>539977358sick shit
>>539977387NyeCounty Autist, my dude!
Did Dan say the U of T meaning University of Twitter? Odd for Dan to shade Black Twitter.
>>539977464I thought he said U of Tube
My dog died earlier this month, and Yoda reminds me of her a little. I'm sad, bros. She was the best dog on earth.
>>539973975Thank you baker!I'm a bit late, let's hope for a good one now that Tom's hereAlso, I miss Nye county
>>539976761Toni Collette really put on some weight
>>539977499got it
>>539977358Walton Goggins?
>>539977518ok
>Cole, you can tell me anything
>>539977518F… Sorry anon it must be tough for you right now, my dog died several years ago and still hurts when I miss him.
Who seriously decides to go back to school from a tv commercial?>Everest Nigga!
>marc moodSounds like Mahmoud
>>539977673Thank you, anon. I miss her so much. This is the worst, man.I hope our dogs are running free where good boys and girls run free forever, with all the treats.
>i'm transgender>i cannot be on tvkek
>tranny being violentSay it ain't so
>>539977518I raped your dog
so many closeted transphobes itt currently
>>539977859>closetedI'm very open about it
thats not what a phobia is and theres no such thing as trans
>>539977882you need to be touched by a catholic priest
>>539977758Agreed>>539977849KYS nigger
deport this thing back to the reservation
>HOW SWAY?>YOU BEHIND ME!
this show should just be 4 uncensored hours of baton rouge and clayton county.
She losing her cool. I'm starting to think she's a nigger and not an injun.
>>539978061she said black people are indians and only get called black by the illegitimate government
>>539978120We got a real horror movie fan here, boys.
>>539978120luke got a bit of zest
Black people seem to really like chucky for some reason.>>539978053Agreed.
>>539978120not the worst car art i've seen on pol
>>539977443What’s going on man! Hope all is well!! Just enjoying some vodka red bulls and hibachi steak & shrimp
>>539978139a lot of them mixed back in the daya gross peoplesAmericans
Someone should tell Dan 3s a crowd. Hyped up Tom Morris jr for 2 weeks and he barely has an opportunity to speak.
>>539978207That cracka chuckie is aight
>>539978207Would you like for me to explain why they love horror movies? Because it's all attractive White people suffering and getting killed in horrible ways.
>Live PD
>watching movies in 2026
man down
this guy is definitely suing
>>539978483They envision themselves as being the villain like they’re a threat or they will crash out or do some crazy stuff to get back at someone
This guy is faking it. Clear fent addict
>>539978541>Amerimutt down...we've got an Amerimutt down
>>539978552>Not wearing helmet>No reflective clothing >No reflector on bicycle He's got no case.
>fire truck just drives by without a carekek
His knee seems to be working at least
sick of seeing dog assholecover that shithole up
I was not expecting that tit to gut ratio on her.
How are people ending up with their cars full of garbage?
>>539978620helmet and reflective clothing arent required in most areas. reflectors are but only after dark
making him sit up was bad
50% of drivers leave the scene of accidents in Tom's area? Hmm what type of folks live there?
>>539978699commitment
>>539978699Garbage population, increasingly
>>539978699you gotta tip the garbage man nownobody got time for that
>>539978699In America there aren’t many trash cans so that’s why we end up with garbage.
Need link plz
>>539978758>Washington DC copBlacks and faggots
>>539978699Checked… Depression and just stopping to give a damn. When you’re depressed or feeling bad you just stop giving a fuck and let the trash pile up since you feel zero motivation to clean it out.>>539978724Yeah could’ve definitely popped small injury into a major one especially making his roll up like that, but she probably considered watching him squirming on the ground like an earth worm for 15min could tell he was somewhat ok.
>>539978699You've never seen it's always sunny, shameless, or the sopranos
>>539978969If I was too depressed to clean garbage out of my car I would just throw it out the window while driving
>>539979037NIGGER
>>539979037Littering is scum tier. Never seen anyone but scumbags do it.
Get a shot of her panties, camera op .stop being a fag.
>>539978758the person who rear ended me in DC stayed but her insurance expired a couple days prior
>>539979065>>539979084Good thing I'm not a depressed drug addict
i think dan should add 4-5 more hosts so we can spend more of the night in the studio instead of on patrol
>this awkward exchange between tom and Curtis
>>539979116So what happened? Did your insurance jack up the rate?
Who could've predicted
>Tom and I go way backYea, way back to Africa :^)
>>539979118yes you're worse
pretty lame triple play
>Crack Cocaine making a comebackNature is healing
>>539979211
>>539978264Nothing much, brother! Enjoy!
cuff her for cultural appropriation. we're told that's a serious crime.
>>539979198of coursethey also said I would get my deductible after they collected payment from the other driverI never got my deductible back
Man, these two are gassed.
>it's in my carI bet they were walking to it
>>539979250Meth is way better and economically healthier
>inebriated melanites wander towards the flashing lights like moths to a flame
>be drunk>walk toward the policeguessing the odds of at least one of them having drugs is high too
Why do these people have pictures of their IDs on their phones?
Just saw a case today of a BF whose toddler died from fentanyl in her sippy cup. The BF tried to blame the landlord and didn't seem to care her kid was gone. Got 5 years.
>you're going to ruin your life if you take this drug>so we're bringing you to jail and ruining your life
>>539979459>Jhenea Pratt was sentenced Wednesday to five to 10 years in state prison.fucking pathetic
>buckle your seatbelts for this one
>>539979670It's sad that's actually a decent amount of time for the sentences we see these days for these types of defendants. But of course still inadequate.
Hondas aren't fast, right? I don't know cars.
>>539979872The Accord is actually faster than a McLaren
>>539979872Aren't coups like that Honda supposed to be fast?
on patrol previously recorded 10 minute clips
Doggo get a bite?
Doggo got some nigger meat
>>5399798728th gen coupe, no ex or v6 badge, 190hp, not fast at all
Imagine still resisting when five cops are on you. It's like there's no impulse control, no governor in their minds.
I’m surprised the fatass opl camerawomen got over that fence
>>539980141I think it's Clayton county that has the female camera op.
Dan talks about everything but the one thing that matters - the perp, another violent BM that fled from police and endangered countless people. F U, Abrams.
>I only understand about 50% of what this cop is sayingAnyway, going to post some fast Hondas
>>539980115Because I don't know cars, I ran that through AI:8th gen coupe" = It's an 8th-generation Honda Civic coupe (roughly model years 2006–2011)."No EX or V6 badge" = The seller is saying it isn't an EX trim, and it's not a V6. (The V6 part is a bit odd because the Civic didn't come with a V6 from the factory—perhaps they were just emphasizing it's not a higher-performance model or comparing it to another Honda like an Accord.)"190hp" = The engine is making about 190 horsepower. That figure is most commonly associated with a Civic Si of that generation, which had a 2.0L K20 engine rated at 197 hp in the U.S. If the car isn't an Si, then the 190 hp may be from aftermarket modifications or an estimate."Not fast at all" = They're setting expectations that, despite the horsepower figure, the car doesn't feel particularly quick.If you were asking about a regular 8th-gen Civic coupe, that response is a little contradictory. A standard Civic DX/LX/EX had around 140 hp, not 190 hp. So I'd want to clarify exactly what model they're selling.
probably hopped on the train
Anyone remember a really old episode of cops from probably the early 2000’s where they had a foot chase on a nigger who hid under a house on bricks and when they finally found him there was a bag of marijuana under the house next to him and he tried to claim it was there when he got there?
>>539980319ai is fucking retarded, and you should stop using it. of course the civic didn't have a v6, but the accord did.
>>539980241Fuckin Dan…>You got your gun on you???They know that fat ass dude ain’t running nowhere
>>539980368I vaguely remember that or something very similar. Did you ever see the one of the old dude driving a van stunk and put a big ass stuffed animal in the drivers seat when he hopped in the back and was blaming the stuffed animal for driving the crazy?
that was some pretty good driving by the cop in baton rouge
i didnt realize the new accords were so ugly
>>539980552new everything is ugly
>>539980368yes but i'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use a word historically freighted with racial animus
august 17 is a friday. does that mean on patrol live is kill?
>>539980552Honda for the last 25 years seemed to be focused on developing and manufacturing everything except for cars… Still coasting on the success of the 90’s accords and civics
>>539980624What's happening on that date?
>>539980666All niggers die.
>>539980624>>539980666Most likely no /opl/ break until Labor Day weekend in September
Come on nigga, now's your chance to run
>>539980735I second that
>>539980666what is this, a fucking choose your own adventure?
>>539980552i like it. looks a bit like the jaguars of not too long ago, a bit upscale.>>539980564but this is true. it's deliberate.
>>539979297>collected paymentsounds Trumpesque
>>539980728I must've missed this. Terrible news, bros.
>he speak english now
>>539980666dan just mentioned 3 new shows starting at 9pm, aug 17. the shows are like "dumbest criminals", crazy car chases" stuff you see all day on tru tv
what's with broccoli head cop
>>539980788police 24/7 was on cw or something, its decent
>>539980564>new everything is uglyincluding people
>>539980624>>539980666>>539980778August 17th is a Tuesday…..
>>539980666>What's happening on that date?Troon World Order
>your incident has been updated
>>539980788See>>539980884Monday* not Tuesday is 8-17
Fullerton slampigs
>>539980764I think it's better than a lot of cars, even some more posh ones.
>>539980916What'd that nigga just pocket? His boy gave him something.
His friend just gave him something to put in his pocket
we got a new lesbian duo??
he cute
Why are two female cops working together? It'll just be a clown show when someone starts fighting them
>>539980969>Fullerton lesbiansThey look sexier than the Toledo lesbians
>>539980884lmao l was looking at my july calendar. sorry to get everyone riled up
>>539980989They have the heavy hitters sitting around the corner to be back up girl boss cops in 15 seconds
>what's his name>niggerless
>>539981061heavy milkers>>539981076rubbin ass
>>539981040I think I'm liking the blonde. Cool little doggie that guy has.
This is a wheelie interesting stop.
street bikes are for manlet sex offenders
>pedo stashefuckin told u
>that cackle
>guy doing a wheelie in an empty stretch of roadWho cares?
Just give him a warning, he seems calm and cool. You know you would if he was jiving and hollering like a negro
>rushes over umm looked more like a slow waddle to me
>walks towards the guy when he is getting ready to drive off>starts running after him when he's driving awayFemale cops
>>539981367Groids are actively in the process of getting e-dirt bikes banned city by city nationwide
These bitches are so annoying
mutt whites can't stop committing crimes
Is that fat pig coppette crying?
>NO!
>brrrrap
seems reckless to sacrifice a patrol vehicle like that
What the fuck was going on with that other cop?
>>539981511the crop duster on that
rip another obs ford
Another black traveler. Drunk this time.
>>539981503What was she crying about? Was she the one that wisely got out of the car because she knew he was gonna hit her?
>>539981555Sovereign citizens ALWAYS WIN!
Two of these retards in one night wow I used to think black people were smart.
another indigenous american traveling
>>539981586it was the other cop who was letting him walk around that was crying
>>539981585Two travelers tonight! Love dem sovereign citizens.
>>539981468>>539981503>>539981527Women losing composure and literally voice shaking trying to keep calm and had to be told to hold it together by a male cop for “almost” being hit 10 seconds after bailing out of her car
so many Amerimutts, so few brain cells
>>539981555smokin' digits
>>539981586>What was she crying about?No idea. It seemed like she was about to have a typical female mental breakdown.
Hula hula!
MIEBO
>>539981687mele kalikimaka is a WISE WAY to say Merry Christmas to you.
>>539981453Yea, but the types of people who ride those don't care about laws anyway so it's moot. Admittedly, it punishes regular people who take short trips and don't want to have to pay all the expenses for a car they don't need. >bros I love mopeds
>travelin in the pursuit of happinesspoetic
>>539981891Very constitutional
>>539981687Oh we're going to a hukilauA huki huki huki huki hukilauEverybody loves the hukilauWhere the laulau is the kaukau at the luauWe throw our nets out into the seaAnd all the amaama come a swimming to meOh, we're going to a hukilauA huki huki huki hukilau What a beautiful day for fishingThat old Hawaiian wayWhere the hukilau nets are swishingDown in old Laie bayA huki huki huki huki hukilauEverybody loves the hukilauWhere the laulau is the kaukau at the luauWe throw our nets out into the seaAnd all the amaama come a swimming to meOh, we're going to a hukilauA huki huki huki hukilau
staged fire, dan will do anything to avoid showing black people all night
>cops have had to start putting out fires ever since they replaced firemen with firepersons
this dudes wrecked more than his truck
finally some live action
>>539982031>CALM DOWN
it's just money
Getting a lil feisty ON chill
>>539981687>>539981788>>539981931hawaii is the best
it's weird how he's absolutely wasted and noncompliant but also rational and articulate
taser his ass
>>539982093I agree.Also how can he turn on his stomach when this cop is sitting on his chest?
>>539982093I think he's half white.
Does this cop not have a taser???
>>539982093You forgot to mention that his skin color is bound to get him in trouble one way or another
>>539982093That's what I was thinking about.
>literally the muttmerican meme
This is gay as fuck
Did he just say "it is super gay, bro"?
>do you hear yourself?>i do
that's super gay bro
Would be funny if the drunk guy punched the cop in the dick
>>539982146>>literally the muttmerican memeyup>>539982151true
>super gay, bro>super gay?
>>539982224I can't queef
>>539982224
>weak faggy cop is just sitting on dude & sighing nonstop like a menstrual woman instead of controlling the fucking situation kek wtf am I watching?
Alright, listen up, folks! It's been a long time, too long, since I've done one of these, but here we are. Now, let's talk about something that's really, really been bothering me, okay? There's this cop, this absolutely terrible, no good, very bad cop from Nye County, you know, the one who just goes up to this homeowner, a good, honest American, and for no reason, no reason at all, he decides to play Superman, throws the guy through his own window! Can you believe that? And then, he has the audacity, the absolute gall, to blame the homeowner! I mean, what happened to this cop? This disgrace? Did they do anything about it? Because I'll tell you, if this event occurred when I was in office, this would've been dealt with immediately! This is a total disaster, a complete and utter travesty. I always wonder what happened to that jerk, that absolute... I mean, it's just disgraceful. Just disgraceful!
>>539982146ITS BEEN AWHILESINCE I COULD CALL YOU
>ya'll niggas not bookin' trivago?>sheeeeit nigga>tsk
>>539982396Kek I see it.
>>539982444Kek'ed and checked
>>539982444>trivago trips
Fullerton is so fucking boring. Speaking of boring, what happened to Arizona?
>cop is 45 minutes away from where the crime isWhen seconds count, help is minutes away
>>539982567The governor shut it down after one of the camera crew had sex with an officer
>Hey Flash! Like omg.Slut can't stop slutting no matter how serious the situation is
>>539982635The cute one with the glasses?
>>539982635Seriously?
>anon, you're saving your receipts for 2026 right?
>bruh
>>539982683It wasn’t released who it was >>539982692Yes
>keep coming>keep coming>keep coming>keep coming>keep coming>keep coming
>>539982773I'm glad I'm not their age and trying to date because I have no interest whatsoever in this species of American woman and it's ubiquitous.
IM COOMING
3 crackers
They’re going to have to execute the dog
one dog vs 20 cops, who will win
what are they even doing at this stop get the fuck on with it already
kek, letting that lil bastard dog take control of the sceneabsolute faggot cops
How many cops do we need for this? What is this costing taxpayers?
Just open fire. Obamas death panels missed this one
>>539983095The average taxpayer burden per the average felony stop incident like this is about $1.2 million per incident
>>539983152goodnormies deserve to pay that much and more
>>539983152Damn
>dan pretending it's an exciting ending
