Are you ready for the fallout?
>>539979436CASHNADO ALERT!!!
>>539979436that first lady isn’t even playing, she didn’t even select a denomination…
>>539979552She just finished losing her multimillions estate pension
>>539979631Kek
>>539979436Fuck are those tards doin
>>539979436btw they're playing it wrong and losing more money.
>>539979849Here's the marketing language for you from the slot machine company:But what makes the game special is a mystery bonus that occurs across the entire bank. The system will flash a “Cashnado Alert” across all machines to heighten anticipation for the coming bonus, called “Cash Grab.” A timer appears counting down the seconds to the community bonus.The bonus is just what the name says. A tornado of swirling cash flies across the monitors of all machines in the bank, and players touch bills for a credit award or a progressive symbol, which reveals one of the five jackpots.
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>>539979436>boomers out socializing playing video games in groups>lonely maladjusted adult men hide inside playing children video games
>>539979892Kek that is super funny. Slots are a total fucking scam. You will never in your life see pic related. If you dont understand how to advantage play and they arent giving you free money you are being taken to the cleaners.
By the way, jannies tongue my anus, since they are spiritual Boomers
>>539983503If your grand parents were good White people, they would have had a family homestead, your parents would have grown up on it, as well as you and it would have been handed down to your kids.You'd grow nearly all your own food, raise and eat the animals, have enough generational wealth that you could easily cruise on the interest, have a trade as a side hustle to keep building on the legacy.That's a true investment where you walk away with time, instead of tokens that represent time-spent, i.e. money.But your grand parents and or your parents fell for some other attack vector similar to slot machines, whether it's suburban living, mortgages, debt, charity, bootstraps etc etc.
>>539984099My family did have a farm, at least one branch of it. They must have been lured into the city sometime around WW1. That's when a lot of small farms started to get swallowed.
>>539984099Im not a degenerate gambler anon, despite what that retarded win tells you. Thats me ripping the casino off and laughing about it. Not going to spell it out for you, but there is a very good reason casinos punt my kind the moment they recognize them.
>>539984099my grandma literally lost my grandpas farm due to her gambling addiction. I still love her.
>>539979849Giving the jew the last bit of money they have left before they are shipped off to Shaniqua's Homecare Services
>>539984099My grandparents had a homestead and my boomer parents sold it off for pennies before I was old enough to take it.They also sold off the maasive rental property that was literally GIFTED to them by an alcoholic workmate without kids when he died.They put the cash bills in a safe in their home which my sister stole when they were on vacation, and left the country with it. They refuse to press charges because "she can use the money" and "it's better to leave Germany". I asked them if they'll support me financially if I did the same and they said no, because I earn more than my father did at my age.
>>539984385Please share your secrets, master
>>539979436>https://vocaroo.com/1ixSAgbPnAI4you vill inherit nothing!
>>539984385>acting like card counting is some big secret>justifying your gambling addictionBitch please, it's not 1990 anymore. You can't act like Steven Segal and expect people to not laugh at you.
>>539984705Casinos will give you free money. Thats the secret. The free money makes all their house advantage fake and gay.
>>539985284>Translation: Casinos are so house advantage profitable that they can hand you cash out and still win in the long term
>>539984385You cant count cards anymore since they all installed auto-shufflers that operate between hands at the tables.t. used to count cards
>>539985868checked and correct, new ways of advantage play are in need
The gays already own the world. After the boomers die, they are going to turn this world into hell on earth. The trannies and polyamory is just the beginning, just like the gay marriage was just the beginning.None of you know how dangerous or evil these freaks are. Guys, we are in a dangerous situation.The gays are trying to scare you of "demons." The truth is, these people are fucking evil.The us governmwnt deepstate is a bunch of gays
>>539986142>The gays already own the world. After the boomers die, they are going to turn this world into hell on earth.I am intrigued, any further elaborations?
>>539983503>+$32kDamn, that's some good earnings
i miss when this was just a /v/ meme. you faggots ruin everything
>>539979436Do you get to keep all the dollars you catch?
>>539979436You its funny they aren't even doing the ecent thing right, they are supposed to spin the roulette until someone lands on all the correct symbols and wins the "cash nado" but since they are so fucking tech illiterate and retarded they keep trying to physically grab the money on the screen
>>539979552she's having a good old time for free and getting some light exercise in too.
>>539986537Is that even a touch screen?
>>539984099>That's a true investment where you walk away with timeHomesteading is a massive time investment. You'd have more time wage cucking.
>>539988204The variable was multigenerational homestead. I.e. an already established homestead with a deep family pool. I live on 5 acres, it's max 1 hour a day to maintain by myself. You have rare exceptions (tree falls down) where you put in a 6 hour day (and mostly because you've left other jobs to make that 6 hours instead of doing 2 hours of work yesterday), but it's all light work that you take at your own pace.
>One grandma got smart and starts using both handsThis is how jews train goyim
>>539983503>CADthat shit is monopoly money
>>539979436>old people are to blame for my problems>lmao at old peopleI hope you die young, and I will likely get my wish because you're clearly too stupid to survive this world for very long. Your last thoughts will be lamenting the fact that you never had your 15 minutes of instafag tik-fuk fame.To every "fuck boomers" idiot who thinks they are owed something from prior generations: Tell me one (1) action you are currently taking solely for the benefit of future generations, of no benefit to you, that is comparable to the sacrifices you demand of the prior generations.You cannot do this. Prove me wrong.
