>wake up.>imemdiately start drinking with coffee.Did the irish find a life cheat?
>>539984327drink better booze than that slop
>>539984327Bourbon creams are better than Bailey's. In face most other spirit based Irish Creams are better than it too. Fake top shelf drink for normie sluts.
>>539984327I'd written off Baileys decades ago but someone gave us a bottle recently and it was pretty great. Too expensive though so I made a few batches of my own which were even better.Buy a glass bottle with lid and a funnelAdd equal parts condensed milk, heavy cream, and Jamesons. (Use the empty can to portion)Add tsp each vanilla extract and cocoa powder, and 1/2 tsp amount almond extract.Shake bottle vigorously for a couple minutes.
>>539984327Scotch and coffee is better
>>539984327>>539984480Only times I ever really drank booze in the mornings would be when I was on a Xanax bender. I would wake up and pop 2-3 Xanax bars before leaving my house then show up to the liquor store around 9am soon after opening and get a few 50ml shot bottles of Bailey’s and maybe a few other 50ml whiskey shots and then would stop at the Dunkin donut on the same street and get a large iced coffee then start mixing in the Bailey’s and other whiskeys into my iced coffee and usually by the time I would get my coffee mixed the Xanax bars I ate would start kicking in… The caffeine from the coffee would counteract the drowsiness from the Xanax and alcohol mixing together and those bailey’s are quite refreshing in your morning coffee.Repeat this 2-3 more times during the day then go home and crash and not remember anything from the day except bits and pieces after 12pm from the day before.Lots of fun but quite dangerous due to how addictive benzos were to me and don’t recommend benzos, alcohol and driving around all day.
>the nastiest shit you'll ever dopassyou can just put whiskey in your coffee if you're that keen
>>539984734Just reading that is giving me anxiety I'm such a square
>>539984734I was making plans for the morning after seeing the other guy post about making his own Irish cream but now I've lost interest because no xanny bars to crush and snort. No place to drive either. :(
Ew, alcohol taste sucks.The only thing I'll drink, and rarely, super rare, rare rare is Canadian Ice Wine.
The only 2 hard alcohol motherfuckers I knew died in their late 30s. They weren't neet bums either, one of them bought 4 houses like a turbojew. Enjoy your pancreatic cancer anons
>>539984327i just take 6 shots of vodka when i wake up so i stop being sick and shaking
>>539984826>>539984883Yea it definitely would be an adventure but I wouldn’t do it now. Ended up hitting another car then drove off, another time hit a lady from NY and smashed in the back of her new Mercedes, the last one was I accidentally drove thru one of those those big glass windows at an O’reily auto parts store. The last two the cops showed up but I kept it cool didn’t get in trouble and my car insurance paid for it and the window I worked out a deal with O’reily to just pay them $1800 in cash to fix the window.Jesus Christ saved me through a lot
>>539985109Least intoxicated driver in the US xD
When I worked at a call center,which paid minimum wage I would get drunk and do coke in the bathroom every day. I would make zero money as I would spend everything on coke and alcohol
>>539985109Goodness gracious Anon, I’m glad I’m like a three to four drinks guy and maybe some edibles or smonks and okay like a top shelf cigar to go with that top shelf scotch or tequila
>>539984327Coffee is more of an American thing. But it's catching on a lot more in Ireland as of late. Bailey's is disgusting to be honest. Alcohol should never be that sweet
>let me check the history of IrelandDoesn't seem so
>>539984734Good for you for not ever killing anyone with your car, I guess. As far as you know.
>>539984734I fucking hate druggies so much
>>539984734>Xanax benderI hate zoomers so much it is unreal. Worse than boomers. What a fucking waste of sperm and egg these faggots are.
