I'm a US citizen and really don't care about Russia. I moved here when I was 13 and all my old friends live shitty lives. She wants me to come back and basically die because she's afraid NATO will take her pension. Am I the asshole?
Yes, die for the motherland of potato fields like all vodkaniggers are supposed to
>>539986329Send her a letter with anthrax in it.
>>539986329nah bro you need to sign up for the SMO so that putin can gain another square inch of land in ukraine
>>539986329Nigga my family is Russian (no passports tho) and we live in eastern Europe eu country and they tell me it would be honour for then if I lost lega fighting with Russians against GAYTO. I'm not interested in dying for anyone, I hate boomers.
>Am I the asshole?YesYour grandma is correct.USA is not your real cunt and I don't understand how can you live there and feel "american".I lived there since 4yo and never felt a part of that babylonian zionist zoo.
>>539986329Tell her to join for you like real family would
>>539986329>Am I the asshole?No, tell her you're not dying for the Synagogue of Satan. Israel can GTFO and be brought before the world council of genocide charges.
idk bros getting assraped by chechen mobsters that control your military doesnt sound fun
>>539986329Yes, go defend your fatherland from nazisThere is no greater and more noble cause
>>539988725Ziggers could fuck you up for having a gayro passport out of jealousy
>>539986329>Sorry, Grandma, I'm too busy paying taxes to the murderers of the Minab girls who started the war against you.Listen, there's a huge barrier to me against defecting to Russia. But what the fuck is keeping you here if you have family in Russia?
>>539986329Yes, you are a faggot for sure. You should join the russian army and fight for donbass. I mean, you still have the accent and maybe you wouldn't be raped immediately after joining, but who knows. The HIV/AIDS situation isn't THAT bad.
>>539986329I just got back from SMO. I made 5 million rubles they gave me a new lada as a bonus but I gave it to my grandma so she'd STFU about GAYTO stealing he pension. I now want to buy new house in Massachusetts.
>>539986329send her a few drone vids
>>539986329If you're a trump supporter... yes, it is absolutely your duty to go back to Russia and fight for Putin.
total boomer deathShe should have thought about all this when her generation let the USSR collapse so they could eat mcdonalds or whatever.
Incidentally there would be 250 million russians and 500 million soviet citizens and 900 million people in the Eastern Bloc right now if the Union had not collapsed 35 years agoBig Oof.
Boomers and foids are more than willing to throw young males into a fire to preserve their comforts and privileges, this is just generational and gender relations in a nutshell. Tell babushka to go get blown up in a ukrainian swamp herself if the rodina is so important to her.
>>539986329>>539988725All her neighbors' kids have already died or been maimed in the war, can you imagine how embarrassing it must be for her and the family that you're the odd one out?!>>539988832So when are you moving to Russia and signing up dear totally real American hiding behind a memeflag for no reason?>>539989049>there's a huge barrier to me against defecting to RussiaWhich is...?
>>539986329Grandma should join, like the brave women of the Soviet Union did. One less pension to burden the motherland.
>>539986329My friend recently came back from a trip to Russia. He went there because he was bored with life here. He was going to joing the Russian army, but when he got to Russia, vets convinced him he would be fucking retarded to join. He said everyone he talked to had atleast been hit by shrapnel
>>539986329Say she willingly let guards rape her in the gulags. You have too much respect for those who don't deserve it
god forbid nato invade and take over her pension and make it worth something
