They used to rule suburban America before the hypersurveillance. If your garage door was open, they'd find a way.
>>539998890Are they tasty?
>>539998890they're still everywhere here, they roam around in packs at night. one time I saw one that was as big as a truck tire.
>>539999101Big enough for a big jewish coonskin hat?
>>539998890ive killed at least 10 raccoons this year. one of these days i want to make a coon skin cap but im too lazy
>>539998890These cunts are eating my corn. I'm going to punt them like a fucking ball.
>>540001317i have a skunk skin cap
>>539998890They live in my city. I always see them climbing in and out of storm drains.
>>540001859Sweet! Did you skin and tan it yourself?
>>539999051There are niggers that live here that live them. Make roasts out if them. You have to be careful cleaning them though as they have scent glands in the back legs that can spoil the meat.
>>540002866Just the muscle meats? Omnivore chitterlings are sussin. I ate Impala intestines for the first time yesterday. Very good
>>540003053Probably. We didn't bother though. When I was a teenager we would hunt them at night then drive around nigger towns selling them to the older guys that would get all excited and nostalgic about it. Could get $15-20 in early 00s dollars a piece for them.
>>539998890I ran over one of these niggers the other night, it made a very satisfying popping crunch sound. Like bubble wrap and rice crispies.
>>539998890>cue Coldplay Viva La Vida
>>539998890I have a coonskin hat my grandpa made for me as a kid. I remember it was the one that was a huge racoon that kept coming up on our wood deck and eating the cat food we would leave outside for our cat during the summer. Would usually just put a small cup out for him to eat and he would have eat and then the racoon would take the rest. Even did the little washing thing with the food in the water bowl. I still have that hat today.
>>540003783>Wise old niggers pay top dollar for coonThat's an endorsement! So glad I had a friend to clean and cook the Impala entrails. Nigger don't eat no slop
>>539998890I still see them from time to time. We have more foxes here though. A few skunks, possums, and the occasional bobcat.
