BREAKING NEWS!!!!>3/10 bong foid addicted to McJeetJuiceIts over for the UK. This was once a proud land that spawned the genius of Churchill, Newton, Beaverbrook, Smith and McCuntingtonbollock. Now it lies in ruins.
>>540001771i can fix her
>>540001771my soulmate
>>540001771Imagine the braps
>>540001771What the fuck is a pint? I thought Britain used the metric system.
Terminally jeeted...
>>540001771>newton>genius.lmao. half of his work was stolen work from Indian Hindu scientist dommarajayye pommaraju
>>540001863How would you fix her?
Built for tiny Indian cock
>>540001771>This was once a proud landNah it was always a shithole be honest with yourself
>>540001966I think their pint is bigger than our pint. I figured you guys had them too
>>540001771I pray that this Jew, OP, and his entire Jewish family, that they have the gospel of Jesus Christ shared with them and that some of them receive the good news and are saved from demonic talmudic lies, and it rips their Jewish family apart.
>>540001771That's a 10/10 in bongland m8. Anons, I had an animal style double double for the first time at In-N-Out yesterday. That was the best hamburger I have had in a long time. Even better than Whataburger as much as it pains me to say it.
>>540001771What the fuck is a pint?
>>540001966We use both systems.
>>5400030972 cups.
>>540001771>be fat>still have no titsWhat a shame.
>>540001771>Buys a whole shipping box of sauceyou can just do that? the UK is more free than I thought!
>>540003231Fat girl tits are saggy. I would argue she got lucky.
>>540001771>addicted to corn syrup no shit, so rare
>>54000309716 Fluid ounces=1/2 quart=2 cups=1/8 of a gallon. For reference, a normal soft drink can is 12 ounces in burgerland.
>>540003161cups can have different sizes>inb4 5 oz cupwtf is ozwhy can't you use liters, like a white man?
Curry is shite. Don't get why bongs love it so much.
>>540003345Why does it cut off at the best part?
>>540001771I like the hot mustard. Thankfully they still have it at all the McDonalds around here
>>540003442I don't think we have curry sauce in the US, so I'm assuming that's produced in the UK and contains no corn syrup.
>>540003345>she got luckybecause she bought a push-up bra?
>>540001771obligatory ..>Imagine the smell ..
>>540003498In the US a cup is a specific measurement. It's 8 oz. A pint in metric is probably around .5 liters.
>>540003345You'd be surprised.
>>540002565tic?
>>540001771When she has kids, her breasts will produce sauce instead of milkAnd thus, the cycle will continue
>>540001966About half a liter I guess
>>540001966pint of beer
>>540003606built for Indian village boy cock
>>540001771Such a beautiful delicate British rose!
>>540003498A cup fluid measurement is always 8oz. Once you understand fluid measurement we can move on to cords of wood and bushels of berries. The metric system is for fags.Honestly you people laugh at berry hoarders, but you really don’t have enough berries yourselves. The average person uses a bushel of berries per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 bushels a week. Over 100 a month. Berry bushels will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>540003113And yet you still weigh people in rocks like cavemen
>>540002587Fuck you my pint is the biggest.
>>540003587I imagine it is the opposite of webm related
>>540003498Why cant you convert between multiple different systems of measure like a white man? Are you a ukranian whore?
>>540003517Name's Samantha Bee if you want to see her fuck an old man.
>>540001771curry sauce is so easy to make, tomato puree, water, curry powder and add whatever else and yet these idiots buy shit with additives in it
>>540003682quintessentially british slagthe face bloated from water and fat because of fucked up hormonesthe complete and utter lack of any kind of muscle tone with high body fat and misshapen bodily proportionsthe completely tasteless highlights, jumpsuit and make up
>>540001771>I drink 14 pints a monthShe's going to get stomach or colon cancer within a year..
>>540003730not officially, all weights are in kg and only people at home and talking will mention stones. But that is something that will disappear as only boomers really do that, it is part of slang when people are talking about weight they will still use stone mainly because of the association with sports like boxing. It's also like height, we tend to still use feet and inches, but officially they use the metric system. We still use MPH and miles because changing all the signs on the road is too much trouble - got to spend time putting all the cameras in before any of that is touched.
Not drinking the far superior hot mustard? Fucking retard. The hot mustard is superior to most all other condiments. Everybody knows this.
>>540003928Maccies apparently uses apple/apricot puree. That's what makes it tasty.
>>540001863>can fix herThere is nothing to fix, she needs breeding.
>>540004047
>>540003928Same for ranch dressing. Just add buttermilk and mayo + seasoning packet. So much better than pre-made shit.
journos probably have an annual biggest loser comp
>>540004175all those WC NPC's going overweight at the airport luggage checking when all they needed was a piece of paper with the recipe written on it or simply look online. All homemade stuff is better, pizzas are a good example, they shove far too much salt and of course all the artificial shit they put in
>>540004175Depends on the premade shit. I got some from a deli that was better than the Hidden Valley stuff. It was thicker and had more of a punch. It had more garlic and like a pinch of spice or something.
>>540004175oh let me just pull out the buttermilk and mayo i have sitting around
>>540001771>genius of Churchill
>>540001863You have my hammer
>>540004363Yeah, you have to plan ahead for the buttermilk. Worth it though.
Her poor turdcutter....it's probably redder than Ronald's nose
>>540004162man i loved that show
>>540004116Oi mate! Do you have a loicense to use the french system to measure your red lorry yellow lorry?
>>540000000>>539999999
This is literally just an ad. A "social media creator" linked up with a brand and they got her a "news" story about the product using her posts. It's called UGC, and it's everything you should hate.
>>540003842because only a dumbass would complicate their life unnecessarily
for me it's mcdonald's sweet and sour sauce
>>540004736solid battle hogonly vance could win
>>540001863>>540002525>>540004137>>540004463i can dip her
>>540001966They used base 12 for their monetary system for hundreds of years, until the 1970's. They're retarded.
What all do you think she does with the sauce anons?
>>540005644Kek. I love these.
>>540001771What's a pint?
>>540001771bong women are disgusting>Water, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Sugar, Apple Puree, Spirit Vinegar, Modified Maize Starch, Ground Coriander Seed, Spices (contain MUSTARD), Salt, Rapeseed Oil, Tomato Paste, Dried Onion, Acid (Citric Acid), Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Thickener (Xanthan Gum), Natural Flavourings, Dried Garlic, Herbs, Colour (Paprika Extract)
>>540004736>when you take the high fructose syrup away from her
>>540004118Based fellow hot mustard enjoyer. I’m paranoid they’ll take it away again, not every McDonald’s got it back.
>>540009563Most McD’s carry hot mustard except for some strange reason the ones in Chicagoland (where they are headquartered) don’t. Minnesota doesn’t have it either.
There's fecalogypsy sperm as a secret ingredient. That's what the bongette is really addicted to.
