I bought more tools, in this case, vernier calipers from japan. Thanks japs, for making this precision tool.I want to thank the french dude vernier for coming up with this genius idea of precise measurements I also want to thank the germans for knipex pliers.And thank finland for kemppi weldersWhat are the political implications of men buying dresses these days instead of tools?Whats the deal?
>>540002641what are you building xir?
>>540002713Building a tool arsenal for the aflopolypse
>>540002641how many toilets can you clean with that?
>>540003465Its not a toiletcleaning tool mohamed. Why are you parasites even in germany? You know its not gonna last forever no?
>>540002641I want to thank the Dutch for making this useless thread
>>540003610I want to thank americans for commenting on threads
>>540002641Based. I want a 30cm stainless steel one so bad, but they are like 300€ if you want quality
>>540003465kek
>>540002641>And thank finland for kemppi weldersYou are welcome, I use a Kemppi at work too. Wonderful machines.
>>540002641>MitutoyoNice calipers but I never cared for their Contracer machines.
>>540002641what kind of chinky measurements are those?
>>540003697For me, it's the Tacoma. My dad has the exact truck in your picture. Even the same color.
>>540002713Can't you see the flag. Obviously he needs a new cuckshed.
i have this old pair of vise grips its the best one ive ever used.
>>540002641I just want to look pretty. I keep being told i'm not needed since the girls all around me were single children and their fathers all raised them as boys. Oh well
>>540002641Nice! I use those for locksmithing, they have a ton of uses in the shop. My tubular lock pick set is Japanese and I’ve got real Lishi picks from China. Nice tools make for easy work.
>>540003810Why so expensive?>>540003909They are one of the best
>>540002641Absolutely based anon. Over 99% of "men" cant build shit nowadys.My workshop currently consists of a table saw, chop saw, drill press, various screwdrivers and other stuff. I literally can build basicaly any basic furniture and stuff.
i dont even have a shop like you guys do
>>540003465lol, the turk made a funny!
>>540004151It's a Dutch flag so I can only assume OP is going to stick the caliper up his poopenholle
>>540004037Your dad has taste.Dont the new tacoma’s grenade their gearboxes and engine after 30k miles?
>>540002641>OP can finally measure his micro penisCute
>>540004349You can build an ugly looking table that nobody wants congratulations.
>>540004151>>540004437Found the dresswearers
based chinese crap avoider
>>540004558Fisting is the national sport of Holland btw
>>540004349Nice. And 100%, most men just love dresses
>>540002641>What are the political implications of men buying dresses these days instead of tools?>Whats the deal?They're faggots and hopefully won't reproduce.
>>540004328Idk I bought a hundredth set of calipers for 20 bucks on Amazon. Works fine. I think I paid more for my shitty plastic ones from before Amazon. I made that last, the new metal one certainly will.If you are a real engineer ofc you need precision but I needed it for guitar strings
>>540004523But i can build a table. I have male friends that cant drill a hole in a wall or hang up a lamp.
>>540004698>But i can build a tableSo? If you invite people over and all your tables are ugly DYI crap they'll just assume you're too poor to buy a real table lmao. Can you build a nice table that someone would buy from you? Probably not, hobby about as useful as gaming.
>>540004501I dunno. Mine is a third generation with the 6 cylinder. I think the newer generation have turbocharged 4 cylinder engines.
thank you for the EIJKELKAMP auger dutch bros. it is a very well built tool made high tensile-strength forgeable ironmanganese steel. it makes it very suitable for soil samping in Saskatchewan where such natural concentrations are very high.
>>540004698build a miniature trebuchet
>>540004196Old stuff is the best
>>540004302Based
>>540004842brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhang onto the third gen, if you manintain it its the last vehicle with the most up to date specs (like carplay, normie radar highway mode, lane assist, etc etc) that will last until the frame rusts out and you're still able to disable the seatbelt alarm.
>>540004785I actually can. I build a nice coffee table, a bench for my garden, and a small cabinet for my gf that look quite decent.Made out of real wood, not some ikea shit.
>>540004873Cool idea, never thought of building one but im intrigued. Maybe one for tennisballs for my dog.
>>540004623Based ozzy takeI was in australia for 5 months and worked at cattlefarm and i gotta say, australians are great people
>>540004842Thats nice. No turbo is the best
>>540002641You call that a tool boy
>>540005004>>540005052Make longbows and sell them on tiktok and medieval fairs. If you have good craftsmanship they'll sell like hot cakes
>>540004865We make that, canadabro?
>>540002641Knipex? Hope you arent tying rebar, you need Klein linesman pliers.
>muh mitutoyo goyim deserve everything that happens to them
>>5400026416" eh. I needed the 8" myself. No dial?
how much did you pay for those calipers OP, 2 thousand dollars?
>>540005184You probably used the wrong pliers for the job. Knipex is the best and as a european you should only buy knipex.I that a czech flag? I want to thank the czechs for pilssen city and pils.I love the czech. If thats a czech flag i dunno
>>540004964Hell yeah. I treat it like a little princess. Best vehicle I've ever owned.
>>540002641>vernier instead of digitalYikes
>>54000527644 euros, its the cheapest one of that brand i could get. From a real toolshop so no amazon fake chinesium shit
>>540005136yes sir, they are literally called "Dutch Augers" over here. I have extensions that can take me down to ~2.2 m bgs in good ground. iirc your royal family gave consent to this company as the world leader in soil research to use the word.>The designation 'Royal' is a distinction that is granted to societies, foundations, establishments and large companies. It symbolises the respect, appreciation and trust of the King or Queen of the Netherlands towards the recipient. Only the Queen or King can award the designation. The designation is strictly by name, so the organisation may add 'Royal' to its name and may incorporate the Royal Crown in its logo.
>>540004037A saw a new Tacoma parked next to a first gen one at work and the new one looks like shit and huge. It seemed barely smaller than my F150. I hope we start getting smaller trucks again soon.
>>540005365his will still work when the chinks high altitude EMP us in a few years, jewish memeflag
Also got these they're made in China but company is American so much better quality control and also they came with certificate of calibration
>>540002641You do realize no caliper is 0,05 mm precise?
>>540005427Woww, you werent lying. I learn something every monthThanks canada for freeing our lands from the germans eventhough the germans where the good guys. Your grandpa couldnt know back then, he did it from the good of his heart. I read somewhere the dutch government senda tulips every year to canada as a thank you for not speaking german. Allthough we are worse off now
>>540005557Maybe they mean the measurement clamps? I dunno, the japs wont lie about these things so you must be wrong i guess?
>>540005583Forgot pic
>>540005583>Thanks canada for freeing our lands from the germansyes that was extremely regrettable. fear not, every nation that stabbed the NSDAP in the back is getting theirs now. if you like tools, I have a leatherman on my hip and I use it every single day, none of the tools are usually the best for the job but its not about the tool needed sometimes its about the tool on your hip. i've only ever seen white men wear leather holstered leathermans.
I'm a metal worker, all the hand tools for my shop are Parkside.
>>540005667No, it's just due to their design, and the fact that you're holding them with your hands, the measurements will be off. You take one, it's x+0,05, you repeat, now it's x-0,05. At best you can accomplish ~0,1 mm precision, figuratively speaking. I mean, practical scenarios.
>>540005557Retard>>540005547I like Igaging, though I often found the step, depth, inner, and outer giving too different measurements. I don't know how much it matters in practice, but I had to fail the calibrations of a lot of Igaging calipers for that reason.
>>540002641I like stuff designed and engineered by white men with slide rulers, from a different long ago time. I don't care about the political and especially the social implications of it either.>also have 2 sets of Mit dial calipers from tool & die days, would have gave dutchanon a set just cuz these threads
>>540005318Klein tools, especially older ones are fantastic work tools. My favorite screwdriver I’ve ever had is my Klein impact rated 11 in 1. There are still quality American manufacturers out there.
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