I have no idea what happened.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_4KUBHjDw&ra=mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xmNNz7oDDeY&ra=m
>>540006985All his teeth fell out n shit. Is he on crack or something?
>>540006985It seems many internet personalities have an epic crash out at the end of their fameMaybe that's why his successor has attempted to clean himself up a bit
>check catalog for worm-infested shit threads>post worm-infested shitit's literally that shrimple
>>540006985It starts with wallowing in the Satanic and continues with substance abuse and usually doesn't end well. He should just turn himself in. It's his best opportunity to clean up.>Vermont Warrant: A $2,500 bench warrant was issued on March 2, 2026, for failing to appear at a Rutland County hearing regarding charges of negligent discharge of a firearm and felony first-degree aggravated domestic assault. >Louisiana Warrant: A second arrest warrant was issued for no bond in New Orleans for failing to appear at a hearing related to violating probation conditions in a separate domestic violence case. ^according to an LLM slopper
>>540007231One of the whores he associates with punched him in the face lol
>>540007531>No Bond Status: The warrant issued in Louisiana is for "no bond," meaning Warwick cannot pay to be released. He must be brought directly before a judge to even request bail.>Extradition Risks: With active warrants in both Vermont and Louisiana, authorities in either state can arrest him. This often leads to complex extradition proceedings to determine which state prosecutes him first, potentially keeping him in jail for months while jurisdictions negotiate.>Revocation of Release: In Vermont, he was already out on specific conditions (no guns, no contact, no excessive drinking). Failing to appear and the nature of the new charges virtually guarantees that any previous release privileges will be revoked, holding him without bail until trial. >Potential Sentencing and Penalties>Vermont Charges (Most Severe): The charges in Rutland County include felony first-degree aggravated domestic assault, reckless endangerment, and negligent discharge of a firearm. Collectively, these carry a maximum sentence of 16.5 years in prison.>Louisiana Charges: He faces consequences for violating probation related to a prior domestic abuse battery conviction. This could result in the imposition of the original sentence plus additional time for the violation. >Additional Consequences: A conviction on these felony charges would likely result in a permanent loss of firearm rights, a permanent criminal record affecting future employment, and potential federal charges due to the interstate nature of his flight and firearm possession.
>>540006985>literal pied piper schtickIs he being crafted as a cautionary tale?
>>540007383>his successor?
>>540007636He should turn himself in for the dental and healthcare at least. He's going to shit on his own.
>>540007636I saw him turn the corner half a decade ago. After you turn that corner you have a very short time to course correct before shit gets bad. Good cautionary tale.
>>540006985Styx's fall is pretty disheartening. He never should have gone to Denmark. Seems to be where his life both peaked and fell apart. At this point, seems people are just waiting for him to die or get arrested. He's not doing anything to help himself. There's no redemption arc for him. It is weird to see how he looked a few years ago and compare him to the present. He's just some vagrant on a street corner spewing drunken ramblings online.
>>540006985He was never as smart as he thought he was. Asmongold knows better than to lie to himself about that. Asmon also knows better than to fuck around with Scandanavian women by getting your life entangled on any level with one beyond pump and dump.. Asmon also knows he's a kike proxy and to stay on the kike grift.
>>540008200>Scandanavian womenSwamp Germans aren't Scandinavians.
>>540008269>Swamp Germanskek
>>540006985Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540007598There’s no way that one punch from a woman was enough to knock all of his teeth out
>>540009098I'm glad to see you smoothed out most of the trace lines.
>>540009192do you seriously run a bot 24/7 looking for any mention of some eceleb retard. please seek professional help immediately
>>540009098Also, you will now be known as Katy.
>>540007531He probably could have gotten off with six months or something had he just hired a lawyer and gone through the process normally. Now he's facing years for trying to evade the law.
>>540006985The fact this guy was ever able to amass why kind of following tells you all you need to know about Miggers
>>540006985>Alright /pol/, it's time for my garden update. So I decided to plant the teeth I lost in my garden, in hopes that the Tooth fairy, not the fake one with under the pillows bullshit, the real Tooth fairy, will grant me some new dentures or perhaps enough money to pay my electric bill this month. That is all, peace out!
>>540007531Here's the legal solution:>Go to Vermont and turn yourself in>Get a public defender due to poverty>Have the Louisiana charges consolidated due to poverty and inability to travel>Take a plea deal where the felony is reduced to a misdemeanor such as public disturbance>Serve a couple of months
>>540008175>He never should have gone to Denmark.That's when he fell off for me. Talks about American politics and events while he flees the country. He should have just quit the commentary and enjoyed his life out there.
>>540008200That bugfucker collects cockroaches in his apartment, plain and simple.
>>540006985>starts worshipping 4th dimensional parasitic entities>turns into a homeless bum>wife leaves him>teeth fall outa cautionary tale
>>540010016No Katy, he boasts about his wealth and all the money he makes.
>>540006985>what happened.>>540007598>whores>>540009252it can be done if that punch was followed by an object
>>540008175>>540010249He went to the Netherlands. And he should have stayed there, with his wife and child.
>>540008175WHORES
>>540010345This
>>540010598Don't forget to grovel in front of the judge and say what and alcoholic/drug addicted piece of shit you are and how sorry you are for even existing on the planet with fine upstanding citizens such as your honor. They like that
>>540009192kekerino, was waiting for this post
>>540007231He’s now going bald, and has the toothless whistle, I feel really bad for the guy. I use to love bis takes, now it’s just sad to watch. I seriously hope he gets help
>>540011816I'd like to talk to Katy. Maybe she can make some sense out of this.When you’re sentenced and you’re in prison, you just have your time to do. Bail is, bail is, something you can post while you’re fighting your case. If he's already sentenced, he has no bail. Now there can maybe be bail by appeal, but that would be something that would need to be set by an attorney. So if you know who is his attorney is you could contact him.
>>540011367Ah, same thing to me.
>>540009192Your telling me this person was handsome attractive and charismatic?
>>540006985Hey, I've seen this episode before.Fuck sickos.
>>540006985WTF happened to Spoony?
>>540009508What do you mean? From what I saw, he did. They ignored that the first was dropped and went ahead anyway. When the fat bitch assaulted him, they set him up to perjure himself. For some reason the police and da wanna kill and eat his corpse
How many typos did he make in his video titles today.Yeah its sad. The guy just needs to turn himself in then he needs to seek help once he gets out and clean up.
>>540006985>This guy used to be better than asmond goldhe was trash all along, what are you talking about>inb4 asmon is trash toodoesn't matter
>>540014851Well now that you mention it this guy really is like the political e-grifter version of Spoony. Except in fairness to Noah Antwiler the tale of Tarl Warwick is far more fucked up at a glance.
