https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYvwbUUhD0>Greek police fast-tracking tests to find out how British woman found in suitcase diedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz05yzzr93jo>Fresh questions over sporting and charitable achievements of Cambridge's youngest ever black professor amid plagiarism rowhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16020603/outcry-Left-predictable-Cambridges-diversity-poster-boy-claims-plagiarism-sporting-charitable-achievements.html>Panic as UK beer industry ‘under threat’ due to 1 major challengehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235112/uk-beer-industry-challenge>Non-Muslim police staff invited to fast during Ramadanhttps://archive.ph/4D2jS>High court clears way for clinical trial giving puberty blockers to childrenhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jul/31/high-court-clinical-trial-puberty-blockers-children>Boozy Westminster MPs are drinking so much they are having their stomachs pumped, report warnshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/westminister-drinking-parliament-mps-alcohol-b3025753.html>London leavers: How people are quitting boroughs across the capital as the population shrinkshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/population-migration-boroughs-birthrate-b1291789.html>Former British Army soldier Nirmal Purja confirmed dead in Pakistan avalanchehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-01/former-british-army-soldier-nirmal-purja-confirmed-dead-in-pakistan-avalanche>Green councils in London to resist Home Office immigration raidshttps://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/green-councils-london-raids-illegal-migrants-q7rg5fg3v>London residents lose legal challenge against Chinese ‘mega’ embassyhttps://archive.ph/U9ApP
>>540019401Someone tell these muzzrats that the Prophet Muhammad was not a pedophile, he was a gay.Ever wonder about (((coincidences))) like why wife Khadija was too old, wife Aisha too young, and normal-aged wife Zaynab poisoned him? It's because he was gay and didn't want to have sex with women. LOL.
>>540019501Faggots are nonces.
it's wigger starmer jelly time
>>540019401 probably in the top 5 historical waifus of all time... Anna Komnene i mean
>>540019501Sotadic Zone men have all these loopholes in their culture for pedophilia and gay pedophilia. It's no wonder Jews also do.
>DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOR AND YOU PRETENDED TO BE ON A COMPUTER TO AVOID TALKING TO ME AND I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN AND IT WAS OFF AND YOU MOVED IT BACK SO I COULDN'T SEE, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! YOU DIRTY WHORE. AND I GAVE YOU A TERRIBLE LOOK AND YOU SHOOK YOUR HAIR FOR ATTENTION BUT LOOKED SCARED, YOU HORRIBLE PAKI GIRL, YOU!
>>540019658>lived to 70Fair play.
>>540019789get her telt
>>540019840Meant to post this.Fucking bitch. Paki whore.
>>540019776i dont think spain italy and greece are in the same league as the rest of that region.
Best seller
Banger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFmE9cvHECc
According to Frans Wiggermann
Oi oi you lacky peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWq53JxdKCQ
>>540019994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMWSxxUmuBo
>>540019401 mohammed was a conman.
>>540020098>this is how do it>dddyuuh de duh de duh du dehhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yofn6yd5Ho
>>540020098thats a cognito hazard
>>540020107With wisdom like this?
Air conditioning unit I ordered 6 weeks ago finally arrived just in time for autumn.
>>540020421This happens when you overdose on al zutt semen
>do nothing>win
>Plans for China’s new “mega” embassy in London can go ahead after judges threw out a legal challenge from nearby residents fighting to stop the politically sensitive development.>The High Court on Friday dismissed the case brought by locals who had sought to block its construction partly on the basis that the complex could be used as a base from which to target Chinese dissidents.>The Chinese government bought 5.4 acres on the site of the former Royal Mint in 2018, including the freehold to about 100 flats across four residential blocks at the edge of the plot. The residential buildings lie outside the proposed perimeter for the embassy.>The residents raised a series of objections, arguing that the proposed embassy put them at risk of potential terrorist attacks and would result in disruption from protests.>At a hearing this month, lawyers for the residents also challenged the government’s decision to withhold information about floor plans and bomb risks.>But the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government insisted officials had considered the residents’ concerns “conscientiously and carefully” as part of the process.>In its defence to the claim, the government also said that “diplomatic and trading relations” with China were “not a material consideration” in the planning application.>Mrs Justice Lieven, sitting with Lord Justice Dingemans, found on Friday that ministers acted lawfully.>Lieven said some of the arguments advanced by residents were based on “suspicion and conjecture”.Hmmm.>Mrs Justice Lieven (Dame Nathalie Marie Daniella Lieven) comes from the prominent Anglo-German Lieven family with Baltic-German roots, Her notable legal cases involving Jewish institutions or matters include presiding over a planning dispute regarding an Orthodox Jewish school and handling procedural reviews surrounding the UK Holocaust Memorial
>>540019776I call that area the Brown Belt (No part of Europe is it though)People there loving bumming boys, rape, and inbreeding.
>>540020525
>>540020525Why didn't you buy one several years ago in winter?
>>540020646All judges and lawyers should be charged with treason.Unfortunately, they would all absolve each other.
>>540020525You'll be all ready for next year
>>540020666become unconditionable
>>540020622this goon got parachuted in by the fabian society to complete their gay agenda of degeneracy and ruin of britain.
>>540020710Desert justice, they should be used to the concept.
>>540020648kekReally there's nothing stopping you doing this especially if it's free returns
>>540019501the two often intersect
>>540019994Jimmy Saville had kids?
>>540019401>>Boozy Westminster MPs are drinking so much they are having their stomachs pumped, report warns>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/westminister-drinking-parliament-mps-alcohol-b3025753.htmlParliament has become like the EU parliament, it's just a gig where you get paid to hobnob with your fellows, you vote the way your told, you have no power, there isn't any actual work so you have a few drinks and eat some nice food and attend events and parties and you keep your mouth shut, the country is fucked and getting more fucked so collect your money and be happy that you're going to be rich enough to have some choices
>>540020812i got u senpai
>>540020622his smugness is punchable
Pay your telly licence
>>540020812>Really there's nothing stopping you doing this especially if it's free returns? Didi you reply to the wrong post?
>>540020710legitimately the only answer is a total root and branch purge of the entire system. all unelected positions need a good fucking clean out. like that lefty cunt polanski said we can use a guillotine if needs be.
>>540020921
>>540020850Career politicians should be executed. MPs should be selected at random, and failing to delivered very the will of the people should also result in execution. In 2 generations most problems would be solved.
>>540020666If you return more orders than you keep, Amazon deletes your account (first hand experience). So how is he doing this?Does he just hate the brown delivery drivers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5myHT_HOgcome away and drift, if only for a while
>Burnham says devolution plan paves the way for a written UK constitutionIt's over, time to die.
THE A-TEAM 𒀭 𒀭𒀭𒀭 Duh duh-duh, duh duh, dur...
>>540020666This is literal terrorism.
>>540020996it's probably quite an old post, but amazon delivery is now an third party service, so you can buy from them without having an account.
>>540021135>3025
>>540020847You
>>540020847In a sense
>>540020670Actually got it cheap on amazon. The same one is going for over double the price on ebay as we speak. Scalpers name is Rajesh......
>>540021255Aww - you bad, bad man
>>540021103the A stands for 'All the chromosomes'
is it too late to become a groyper
hankin me marvin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hVYl-tEp9g
Just finished watering the garden
>>540021426Homosexuality is a sin, Anon.
>>540021463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac
No-one actually knows how AI works.
>>540021515*groyps you*
>>540021579Nonces are probably involved.
Not going out tonight.Think I'll join a gym soon anyway.
>>540021579it's gotten worse, AI is giving me nonsense answers that are blatantly incorrect nowadays
>>540021551ayehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJzZ6zIJZzo
>>540021697Revenge for making it generate wigger starmer.
i want to use my hosepipe but i'm scared someone will shout at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PpxUAZsJtE
>>540021971>>540021864>>540021697>>540021662>>540021656
>>540022040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDG1LbOoANY
>>540022044Hello Loquishous Hernandez-Jackson III
>>540022030maybe your covered by one of the loopholes, if not man up and spray
>>540021307Now is also a good time to buy a treadmill, they are heavily discounted as every cunt is outside now enjoying the weather.They'll Ramp up in price this winter.
>>540022128join my hosepipe religion
I just learned that James Stannage has dieded.He was a lefty, but would probably be called far-right if he was alive now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL5blKQg-k0&list
evening ladsbought a gucci wallet from a darkie on the beach for €10
>>540022128>Blue badge holders
>>540022128it's just one of those gestapo tier pieces of bullshit, fuck em
>>540022234>I got mugged
>>540022104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryrEPzsx1gQ
>>540022030Pretend you don't speak English
>>540022128Story time>flying my drone last year during the hosepipe ban>people on a local facebook group had seen the drone and thought it was yorkshire water spying on them
>>540022234Post wallet.
>>540022044fuck niggers and their oooga booga bullshit, go be a nigger somewhere else
>>540022524We live in an age of abundant paranoia
>>540022524Should have fed them false info that you were told it was the Russians/Iranians/Chinese
>>540022292they think the blue badged are too disabled to watering can, patronising as fuck>>540022322legions of urban gardeners spraying their lawns under cover of darkness
>>540022234you still in los christianos nigger
>>540022292Water badge.
>>540022524based, add a speaker to the drone>step away from the hose
>>540022524What a fascinating modern age we live in
>>540022436no hablo esponaol por favor
>>540022596I blame covidgeorge floydBlmAnd many many fucking more things that i cba to even think about>>540022634kek>>540022702That'd be quite good desu, and a siren>>540022779Imagine going back to the post-war and telling people they'd be grassing on their neighbour for using a hose pipe in the future>at least we're not all speaking german
>>540022128What a joke - UK has nearly 2 X the rainfall that France gets. Never had a hosepipe ban.
>>540022881>go wanking at the local school with this one weird trick
Along the way something has gone terribly wrong
>>540022941we also pay much more for water than France, many bills have risen by 40%, the infrastructure needs replacing
>>540023498Need to limit the water companies which ARE A MONOPOLY
>>540023432>is an acronym>doesn't explain the acronymgenuinely my life plan is to make enough money to live in a bunker
>>540023432There must be a way to go back.
>>540023432>tell your kids about online rapety
>>540023688To be honest, most people don't know what it stands for.
No hosepipe ban yet the french still stink
>>540022030It's allowed if you're on benefits. Don't particularly understand why though.
>>540023799Been eating French puss for 10/26 years in France.It's sweet.
>>540023799They haven't discovered plumbing yet
>>540023903You think raw onions are sweet
>>540023909>They haven't discovered plumbing yetUK water pressure is not what I miss about UK.What you call a 'power shower' is just normal here.
>>540023903>Been eating French puss for 10/26 years in France.>It's sweet.
>>540020386she's just some Dutch whore
>>540023909Seine?
>>540024047Red uns are a bit
>>540023791that doesn't excuse it at allthat's my point, even
>>540024135You ain’t fussy
waario waareshove up yo ass game
thanks to the anon who posted this the other day, absolutely awesome tune, went on a bit of a deep dive on FC and Sandy Denny but this is the most outstanding stillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUJN_9dBUqE
>>540024259People will buy kebabs whilst denouncing Islam.
>>540024382Now't like raw onionRemember seeing some posh cunts on a hunt eating them like apples, tradition apparently.couldn't find ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnC8xGGEPRM
>>540024259>once an acronym, always an acronym, lexicalization is not realI'm sorry to break it to you but you're retarded.
>>540024979rather be a retard than a desperate midwit, memey
>>540024960Are you a posh cunt who eats them like apples then?
>>540025074Nah, just the odd slice here and there
>>540019575>Faggots are nonces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZA9YE-y9fc
well?
>>540025252>t.noncey faggot
>>540024560Fc and pentangle was a bit too hey nonny nonny for me, plus they was rabid lefties. Seth is the manhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BLfR9_AIag&
Flying over youuuu
>>540025191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
>>540025356Might go and get one just so the poor food quality of the Boriswave staff finally kills me and releases me from this purgatory.
>>540025412classique
>>540025367I don't fuck kids. I fuck cute men. Children are not attractive and far too small.
>>540025412tune
>>540024081This came out after I left - i'm sure it's funny/apt though.
>>540025252He's right you know
>>540025643Well I'm a "faggot" and I'm not a nonce neither is my boyfriend. so what now?
>>540025759>neither*either
>>540025759>I'm not a nonce neither is my boyfriendodds say at least one of you is lying
>>540025800
>>540025800Gottem
J.osh is a Ρaedophilehope he dies this year
If you think women wearing bikinis and skimpy clothing in public is okay then you are part of the problem with modern society.
>>540025800It's evens that you are a sad cunt
>>5400261240 isn’t an even number
>>540025759>nonces saying they're not noncesMany such cases
>>540026124don't shoot the messenger
>>540026173*isn't even a number
>>540025759all faggots are nonces
Voted for Restore in Greater Manchester. Not my fault anymore.
Crazy how unashamedly left wing sky news is these days and commie fags still call them right wing. Presenter and all the guests fawning over the moroccan raperats invading Spanish territory.
>>540026423but anon everything is your faultyou remember that night long agoyou were trying to get homeyou could have gone one way, or the other, and you chose the otherit's all your fault anonyou and you alone put all of us on this cursed path we're on nowyou've doomed us all
>>540026515>you remember that night long agoNope. The rest of your post is just you admitting to being homosexual. FAG.
>>540026423I would have too
>>540026580look it's really hard trying to cold-read people onlinepeople don't have facesjust trying to spook you lola lot of people buy into all this alternate timeline mandala effect crap on 4chan
>>540026029I said that the other day and genuinely got auto banned. Maybe I asked in such an inappropriate way that it got flagged, but I don't think I did. Maybe he has more power than we once thought. This needs to be spoken about in parliament I reckon.
>>540026092Fuck off shitskin.
>>540026588Restore voters all look very healthy. Anyone else noticed this?
>>540026423But did you get your immediate family to vote Restore?
>>540026731yeah he cries to the jannies. if you type the first line of my post in normal everyday letters its autoban because the nonce cried to the jannies that he gets called a nonce. because he is
>>540026864Preparing for war.
>>540026960aren't we all
When they pump young girls full of puberty blockers, this stops tits right? Crimes against humanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q02G8M8ZPeM
>>540027239this will please the nonce community, who are probably promoting the puberty blocker issue
>>540027440Hope the doctors have. Grab bag, when restore comes in those sick fucks will hang
>>540019401>>Non-Muslim police staff invited to fast during RamadanAre these people deliberately stupid? Do they think we'll be given the same treatment?2040 every local council is run by muslims>Can we put a Christmas tree up?>Why?>Because it's Christmas>No it isn't
>>540027645You're going to see a lot more Ramadan pushing on non-muzzies over the next couple of years. They've been sneaking elements of it into a lot of things over the last few years. The end goal is a caliphate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uL_CZ1wWnI
I saw my constituencies MP walking around my neighbourhood today didn't realise it was him at first because he was wearing some kind of hat and shirt combowas not quick enough on my feet to ask him about the issues I had with my area ngl but it was fascinating seeing the guy out in the wild
>>540022128>You can water artificial grass, but not real grass
>>540027645If you'd take a moment to self reflect, you'd realise you're the stupid one, same as me.
>>540026780Let other men enjoy your Mrs, sister, mother (etc) in her bikini riding up her arse mate everything about modern society is mocking and cucking men.
>>540028267You need to get out more.
>>540028445I go out practically every day as my needs vary from a minute-to-minute basisI was just wondering if brit/pol/ ever had any encounters with their local politicians
>>540028489You're assuming Britpol leaves it's designated goypod. We wagies are so exhausted from our toil that sleep is our only reprieve.
>>540022128>Tradespeople
>>540028839feels like one of those weird subniches of banter that may exist here>brit/pol/ attempts to talk to their local MP>[always sunny music]I wasn't gonna turn back and autism shout at him like the fucking dragonborn OI ARE U ARE CUNTING MP MAYTE
>>540028489>as my needs vary from a minute-to-minute basisThat doesn't seem normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeoT66v4EHg&t
You obey hose pipe bans in real life and then pose as edgy rebels online.
London exodus is happening slowly, day by day bame Londoners are fleeing London due to be priced out of the city due to rising house prices. Soon a London bame will move into a house near you
>>540028998a lot of things going into itmainly I don't have a cargrocery deliveries are expensivealso I like going out and walking around town, it's nice to make up a reason to do it but no nigger I'm poorI'm poor as fuckin shit
>>540029075Getting shopping isn't a minute by minute changing situation
>>540028331One day this current system is going to change and I suggest a museum of these times full of images like this. As much as this must be wiped from our history, it would be a cautionary tale. Perhaps a segment about slippery slopes going from allowing homosexuality to marriage to bake our cakes to trans to MAPs.
>>540029135You’ve never been shopping with a woman
>>540029135that's a me problemI find it hard to shop for food when I'm not hungrywouldn't read too much into itour original start point was: go out moreI do, all the time, it's coolbut it's crowded nowused to be quieter
For me, it’s the leader of Britain's largest Nationalist Party, Alek Yerbury
Oh he's writing like the spastic, filtered
>>540026423>10%Lowe indeed. He will never form a government unfortunately. Labour forever. Taxes ever higher, migrants ever blacker, cities ever expanding, life ever worse; yookay, hell on Earth.
>>540029260I didn't like you either
>>540028993>subniche of banterImpressive, very nice.
>>540029302
>>540028423Look and don't touch is a foren concept to you.
>>540028267His security really dropped the ball if you were with visual range.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj3jvntnMNc
>>540029494actually don't have a problem with our MPour local council members are wankers though
>>540029494>visual rangeTf do you use, radar?
>>540022696bratty ginger teens, the forbidden fruit
>>540029063good. too many boring old white people round here
They fail to consider priorities when they bang on about sleaze in Reform. It'll never change the mind of the average Reform voter. In their mind it's a choice between more immigration or voting for sleaze. When those are the options, the latter is worth the cost.>Yes, you could vote to prevent more Abdul's entering the country, but have you considered Farage took a crypto donation?It's mad they think this will convince a single one of them. Of course, the fact Farage won't deliver on his immigration promises is a different matter entirely.
>>540029063Are they fleeing or are they merely breeding at such a rapid rate that their overflowing?
A joke in 2016. Reality for the past few years.
X (formerly Twitter) is full of wankers.
>>5400299322016 was probably the best year of my adult life all in allwe had some good ones since but 2016 was fucking special, man
YIMBY's support HMOs therefore I hate them. Simple as.
I don't think i made it clear enough.I want to have legal consenting sex with Misty from Pokemon until physical composition of this mortal coil disintengrates into a bazillion pieces.This would be completely worth it because Misty would be incredibly hot even in a 3D real life form due to a lack of total hentai addiction on my part and a preexisting desire of redheaded anglo-celtic maidens.>>540029957yeh true tbqh m8
>>540029957>X (formerly Twitter) iReminds me “so-called Islamic state” that was in every article about ISIS.
>>540027239No tits at all? Or just a little. Waiting to pick a side here.
>>540030073Environment can change a person. If we brought Misty to life she might become an insufferable bitch.
The youth are crazy bro. They don't go through this long fact finding lifetime mission, they just go on tiktok straight into saying "Total Nigger Death" (TND) and "Dead Nigger Baby". I used to hear that stuff in dark and dingy telegram chats, now it's just what your standard mild autist says on the daily.
https://www.haaretz.com/world-news/europe/2026-07-10/ty-article/german-parliament-backs-bill-that-criminalizes-denial-of-israels-right-to-exist/0000019f-4c2b-d38b-afbf-5f3fb0430000>German Parliament Backs Bill That Criminalizes Denial of Israel's Right to Exist>Constitutional experts warn the bill could jeopardize freedom of expression: anyone denying Israel's right to exist or calling for its abolition could be punished by up to five years in prison; Germany's lower house of parliament will examine the bill after the summer recessGood!
>>540029454Shouldn't be looking at my Mrs mum or sister.
>>540030055We need to do DMT and consult with the mischievous, transandendtal elves.
>>540030237>If we brought Misty to life she might become an insufferable bitch.take it from someone who's brought characters to life before, that's exactly what they doand then they run off with someone else who has better coke and they become a farmers wife and you're left there with an unfinished novel, and a broken heart
>>540029454If you're fine with other men looking at your Mrs in a bikini you are a certified cuckold.
Whatever happened to the “Ben Shapiro beat a trans activist three ways to Sunday and pissed on its grave” videos? Titles aren't what they used to be.
>>540030372Gonna haoon. More you repress it, soon you'll be covering tablelegs..again.
>>540030377you're not gonna believe me when I tell you this but neither the mischievous transcendental DMT elves nor the great flower blooming from everything is going to be able to tell you why your room just turned into an mc escher paintingthat's something you need to figure out yourselfthe elves like lights and colourthe flower loves silencethey're both utterly uselessgood luck and godspeed psychonaut
>>540030271This bloke wouldve made anime real by now. The raw efficiency and might of Germanic autism combined with whatever it is the Japs are smoking. Instead of flying/hovering automobile jet thingies we have electric c*rs. Instead of rocket powered pennyfarthings we have uber jeets scooters. America could have nuked Japan, but then lost the war and still incidentally created anime without the full bad ending. I just need a time machine.
https://www.techspot.com/news/113236-us-prosecutors-charge-atlanta-man-after-grapheneos-phone.html>US prosecutors charge Atlanta man after GrapheneOS phone wipes itself during airport search>Prosecutors say the OS erased evidence, but advocates warn the case could criminalize security tools>The case centers on Tunick's use of GrapheneOS, an open-source operating system that works on Google Pixel phones and lets users enter a passcode to wipe a device clean.What a useful little feature
>>540029302Good I hope Youkay is destroyed. It wont last 10 years anyway. the sooner the collapse comes the better now.
Sup niggers.
>>540030620Sup lad.
>>540030422There's no worse feeling than unrequited love with a fictional character brought to life.
>>540030377People say this shit and get SO enlightened they start becoming incomprehensible and banging drums after joining Hare Krishna. Worst thing I've ever taken LSD. Just lost my mind for 10 hours thinking it was going to go on forever then forgot everything about myself thinking I was in purgatory.
>>540030377Psychedelics seem to only affect high IQ people. Those mongs who can't already envision a juicy red apple in their mind are incapable of expanding their already inhibited minds.Shrooms open a completely new world and make you realise what a shit show it is. We've all been lied to. DMT takes you to another dimension and makes you realise the lies don't even exist, nothing does.
>>540030756kek >>540030756
>>540028922These Bosch and bosch-like paintings are probably my favourite artworks. There’s always so much to feast the eye on, even though it’s horrifying.
>>540030602It won't stick in the US. If you did it here, they could successfully prosecute you. Your best bet is to back up your phone before returning to the country and wipe it clean. You basically have no rights.
>jeets seething about muslims againKEK
>>540030602Fun fact, uk popo can compel use of biometrics but not passwords. Samsung phones have a lockdown mode that disables biometrics.
>>540030709I want one of those sweaters.
>>540030737it's not like people prepare you for that ever happeningwhat am I supposed to pretend I didn't make this shit up earlier?fucksakethe amount of acid I was taking at the time actually probably helped more than not because if I'd been straight trying to handle something like that I would have lost my fucking mindmoral of the story: if the internet tells you to do black magic on drugs, probably don'tthis is neither here nor there honestly but it's still totally fucked
>>540025356I’ve had one and it’s mediocre. They did some sort of gherkin burger months back that was pengaleng.
>>540029899De-evolution
>>540022596>We live in an age of abundant paranoiaBut not water apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keJ3HDQgYDw
>>540030756Cid is a tool brother.https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=matt+and+trey+acid
>>540022219Big Pussy has died too. F.
>>540024099I knew this bitch from Amsterdam..She filled her cunt with a pound of clams....
>>540029063Can’t they all just fuck off back to Jamaica?
Bruised me ring with a big rubber willy
>>540025356Totally not a paid for advert
>>540027440
>>540030893Yeah I remember reading that at British borders you're basically fucked (see Galloway), funny how the opposite applies to the wogs
>>540030938You can only get them by serving in the army and killing 50 men.
>>540031291
arch seethemong
>>540020866>When you're an AMERICAN CANDY™ fan and want the latest AMERICAN CANDY™ candy so you camp outside their AMERICAN CANDY™ HQ all night to be the first AMERICAN CANDY™ candy trierThe black lad seems pretty dedicated. Sign him up for rNHS.
>>540030544Women should be covered up but not entirely. Just legs and sleeves and baggy clothes. And hair to pray in Church.
>>540027598>when restore comes in tsaaaarrrrrr
>>540029899
is that cambodiaanon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6iGNNrKKYw
>>540030772>Psychedelics seem to only affect high IQ people.The rationale of the junkies. DMT doesnt show you "the other side maaan" it just gets you off your tits.
>>540031291it's so funny how like every zoomer looks like this and they have no idea
>>540031507was for>>540031394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0
>>540022219What a cunt.Not sad he’s dead.
Will Alek Yerbury continue /pol/'s vision of Adolf Hitler's vision of Odin's vision of aryan futurism
>>540031546yathis was like the futility in getting answers from itrevealed shit u already knew, with nice pretty sounds and lightsfelt like you were getting flushed down a toilet to begin withgreat antidepressant tho it is like pure tryptamine
>>540030921On an iPhone, turning it off will disable face ID. It'll always require your pin to unlock initially. It's also in a before first unlock and more difficult to crack. Though if you use a numbered pin, they will eventually crack it. Encryption is directly tied to a chip on the phone that's unique to your phone, and it limits the number of attempts they can make a second. If you have a proper password that's not common then they can't get in at all. They used to be able to get the code from ram when it was after first unlock. There used to be a flaw with the chip, but they patched that. The real issue is at ports of entry where they can demand pins. While they can't use anything you say to them in court due to completely stripping away your right to silence, they can use whatever they find on your devices against you.
>>540031387My grandad had one. But it had a German flag stitched on the sleeve. What did he mean by this?
>>540031387Alright leave it then.
>>540025356Dubai Chocolate will be the official desert
>>540031605Yerbs is a nonce you can tell by the moustache, its a dead giveaway
>>540031546>>540031611Low IQ mongs will never know. It's simply out of your biological reach. Sorry.
Why are junkies always so full of themselves?
>>540031311>Yeah I remember reading that at British borders you're basically fuckedTommy Robinson's case showed the powers aren't absolute. They have to have a reason for stopping you and it can't be discriminatory. On the basis, they seem to stop any prominent right wing figure to go on fishing expeditions, there'd probably be a good chance of getting away with telling them to go fuck themselves.
>>540029957How can you get on it? It wants me to (((verify my identity))) with no work around.>>540030876I agree, you don't see much like them. They're great to open up large and zoom in on each event. I also like medieval art like picrel, I think it seems more sincere than a lot of later art.
>>540027645The moment a nation stops being racist, that nation is dead.There are too many weak pieces of shit out there desperately trying to be nice, rather than allowing themselves to be hard.This world is only getting worse.
>>540031696I dunno I feel like you may be being too judgementalI respect a holistic timothy leary approach to psychedelics but I groove better with the ken kesey idea of being a completely chaotic mess about it>>540031761they read better books than you dobooks they stoleto sellto buy drugs withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmEX9AdmsrU
>>540031790I think Robinson's case might be a little different, iykwim
>>540031822What blows my mind is how incredible sculpture was compared to art, in terms of progression, through history.I see paintings from the period only shortly before the Renaissance and it looks like the sort of thing I’d be capable of (maybe not quite because I’m total shite but near enough) while sculptures from Roman times are completely accurate.I’m sure there’s a simple explanation for that which I don’t get but it’s striking how far apart the skill levels were.
>>540030377https://youtu.be/ltPnRs5KgAs
>>540031902Of course. It'd only work if you're a prominent figure, and it's obviously the authorities going on a fishing expedition rather than suspecting anything.
>>540031822>How can you get on it?Dunno, I signed up years ago. Don't post anything now. I got banned during covid for posting anti-vax stuff and then went on one day, probably through one of Rabbi(t)'s links here, after Elong bought, it to find my account had been reinstated.Everytime I go on it's full of mongs arguing between themselves but getting nothing done, like Tommy Rubelstein and that Yobury nobhead. It's as bad as Facebook was in 2010 when I got banned from there, just mongs posting irrelevant shitposts about their lives and what they want but with no basis in reality. Many such cases. Nipples protruding. Sad!
>>540032001The sculptures where they make the stone look like it's soft or like different materials layered on each other are incredible.
>Just go on a fishing expedition, bro. It'll be alright, bro.What's stopping you from sailing a boat off the coast of Skegness to Norway? Or to Cuba?
>>540032001Probably the development of paint, oil paint came much later allowing more realistic depictionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4oVx3d-RQI
>>540032001Paint wasn't freely available. Rock was.
>>540032084https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UCeaZ5oHSl4&pp=ygUYUnlhbiBsb25nIGNhbGwgaGVyIGRhZGR5&ra=mOmg stop listening to boring problematic podcasts!
ganja bredrin. maybe a lickle acid and heroin ting.
>>540032001Apparently technology was part of it. A lot of media had to be invented. Compare the oil paintings in linkrel, the ones with more modern paint seem much better for that reason as much as any other:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_paintThere must have been growing demand for it as well I think, to warrant this financial/talent/time investment. No doubt if a Roman emperor threw some money at it we'd have had oil paintings earlier, but they like sculpture and purple robes instead.>>540032246Probably for the best I can't get back on then. The danger is going on there, reading a few 'get our country back' posts, then spending the day feeling like you've done something.
I was going to watch an episode of the X-files tonight. I watched some of the first season and it seems a little lacklustre. Seems pretty shite desu.Is it worth investing 100 hours into to watch the whole lot?
>>540032460You haven't got a clue. You'd be capsized in 30 minutes
obligatory limmy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5qwQsjrVW0
Looks like some of you need to take a Thinking Online Course.
>>540032755Fuck limmy, the lefty cunt.
>>540032669okay my dudemy tv harddrive died in the middle of an x-files viewingten years of shit gonelet me give you a tipremove the plot episodes and just watch the episodes where muld and sculz turn up in a random town and some spooky weird shit is happeningfucking great "monster of the week" episodesyou might need to like skip through them or watch it first time around to know which is whichlots of "scully" eps are snoozerssome "mulder" eps are coolit's worth it, if ur like "shit these plot episodes suck" yeah welcome to x-files, ur gonna fit it great
>>540032420>>540032466>>540032512>>540032666Come off it. You saying these niggers didn’t even have a pencil?
>>540032669Probably not, pretty much the same thing all the way through, but with an alium arcRemember the Outer Limits reboot being decent, tits in a few episodes too.
>>540032844They look like babies in novelty dress up.
>>540032738Those orcas a fucking menace, man. Keeping us white men down, yo. Fuck they fish ass.
>>540032909I remember him literally crying because there were people who refused to get vaccinated.
>>540032920>or watch it first time aroundSo watch every episode to make sure I only watch the good ones, is that what your saying? Seems like a solid plan.
>>540032960Dunno, Google says>The modern pencil was invented in 1795 byNicholas-Jacques Conte
>>540032960Apparently paper didn't become common until around the medieval period either
>>540033031If I ever see him I’ll make sure he loses teeth.
>>540033142you'll know which ones the "monster of the week" episodes arethey're a pretty solid convention of serial television plot episodes suckbut in return you get some great short stories about weird shit
>>540033203>>540033214This world isn’t real. There’s no way any of that is true.
>>540032975>the Outer LimitsForgot about that. I remember them being on TV about the same time as X-files. The intro used to scare the shit out of me as a child. Is it worth watching the full lot of that instead?
off tae bed
accidental quints, my mistakewho wants them?
*nom nom nom*too late haha
>>540033277Obviously. We're in a simulation that's converging all of it's knowledge onto this singular timeline. In a few years we'll be erased and start again in (hopefully) something that doesn't resemble clownworld.
>>540033333Do these get catalogued somewhere?
>>540033455not sure what you mean tbphwyf
>>540033455everything gets catalogued somewhere
>>540033455>4plebs.org/polSome of my best posts are memorialised there.
>>540032844>Thinking Online Course.The what now?
>>540033553sometimes I get really drunk and look up my old court /pol/ posts :'^)
>>540033455>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/540019401/#q540033455Yo dawg, I heard you like cataloguing posts, so we catalogued your post so you could catalogue your post while you post a post about cataloguing posts.
>>540033544I mean the FOOKEN numbers man!
>>540032844Do you think they'd hire me to teach the Thinking Online Course? I could teach them about feigned obliviousness, demands for perfection, redefinition, attempts to use edge cases to invalidate a category as a whole, exaggerating the insignificant and other lefty tactics.
>>540033323If you're after something 90's with a bit more variety, I guess.
>>540033675I mainly use it to look up my own Apu edits.
>>540033874you too are a hero in your own wayarchive on, apu bro
>>540031761Because they feel fucking mint most of the time.
>>540031679Post your mustache then
>>540033906That one was posted Thu 23 Apr 2026.I made it but someone else posted it.There are many like it but this one is mine.
>>540034028someone copied my pasta oncewas well weirdoh then we had people just copying my whole thread when the depp trial took off but like ignoring thatyou know what makes a meme is the memetic ability or capacity of itit's how easy it is for it to transfer from one to another via postingmeme sharing is a thankless work but essentially what you're mad about is that you made a successful meme
>>540034164New
>>540034015For people who post on here all day every day you and your gang of gay paedos are lazy feckless cunts when it comes to baking. You'd think you'd be proper on the ball.
>>540034183>oh then we had people just copying my whole thread when the depp trial took off but like ignoring thatSome Russian guy stole my Kyle Rittenhouse thread from here, posted it on Reddit and claimed to have written it.
>>540034183True. I've seen my memes shared on X. Someone was even using one of my Apu's as their profile image. Disconcerting.I stay true to my memes. I only post OC in brit/pol/. Here's another I made when NOSEX was posting Sussex edits. He's a slimy one.
>>540034297lol no waythey used to do that kind of thing in the late 2000s/early 2010s with like reddit style copies of websites that just took our threads and put ads on themthat's worse thoyou're an og man we were all just chasing that rittenhouse dragon
>>540032909Niggers Tounge my Anus!
>>540034297I made some Kenosha Kid edits. Kyle on Duty, etc.. I had just made them and went to the pub and I was laughing to myself after it happened and a woman I was seeing asked me what I was laughing at, and I said oh you wouldn't understand. She married some civil servant NPC lol.
>>540034799I thought up the idea for this meme and started laughing to myself and had to make something up when asked what I was laughing at.
>>540035008>joggerAn original list member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTeTzRDfiD0
