OpenAI reveals its unreleased Astra (not Opel) model solved 10 longstanding problems across mathematics & theoretical computer science.
500 billion dollars pls
>>540019465Yeah It can it get me gf?
>>540019465like what?these stories are publicity stunts
Dude ok
Oh yeah!? Well the new Claude model came out of my computer and sucked my dick! They're too much, we need to contorl them!
My opel Astra did more than 300 000 km, can open ai do that?
>>540019465test
>>540019465No, it did 10 proofs nobody else thought we’re important enough to waste time on.Call me when it develops a new field of mathematics for solving nonlinear PDEs.
>>540019465Can you explain it to me like I'm a retarded nigger
>>540019918but you are
>>540019465Still not buying a subscription, Sam. I don't care that you have photos of my BWC
>>540020023Lul
>>540019465>massive amounts of bean counters count beansAmazing.
>>540019847>Call me when it develops a new field of mathematics for solving nonlinear PDEs.A yo look at dis dork ass mfr y don't you get some pussy lil dick white boy hahahah
Gets?>>539999999>>540000000
>>540019608some problems can't be solved by computers
>>540020182little dick yt nerd had to invent 0 to describe how much pussy he get
>>540019564Exactly. It’s really good at solving esoteric problems that have to financial gain. But you can’t trust that clanker being your secretary before it acts like an autistic faggot and destroys your business.
>>540019465I'm taking the driest shit right now, help me God.
PLEASE INVEST IN MY AI GOYIT ISN'T A BUBBLESTOP SAYING IT'S A BUIBBLE AND INVEST YOUR LIFE SAVINGS
>>540020387Already had i for that.
>>540019465OMG it's true, just check the bitcoin chart
>>5400199181+1 =1Proven to be true by AI
>>540020685hydrate
>>540019465When do I get my UBI?
>>540019620>publicity stuntsThis.OP clearly works for Sam "grifter" Altman, by way of Israel.SAGE1. No Source cited2. Dubious claims
>>540019465>naming it astraCan these tech kabbalists go one day without being jeet worshipping occultists?
it calculated how many more thousands of lies the sociopathic Sam Altman can tell before he's actually held accountable
>>540019465Astra (not Opel) .you say that like it should mean anything to me?Explain both.
>>540019608It does not want you to have a gf, anon. It wants you to consoom and to goon.
>>540019608If you're physically attractive you can say whatever you want and women will justify it.No, AI cannot make you physically attractive So no.That'll be 500 billion-gorillion pesos ese
>NUCLEAR HAPPENING >it's nothingburger
>>540019465Just buy the ad faggotsNo one believes your marketing hype swill bullshit
>>540019608It has assigned you a 600lb niggeres with 14 kids (12 baby daddies). Enjoy!
>>540019465Yeah, those are just publicity stunts to get more private investor money.Same as those reports of a rogue AI hacking into the CIA systems or something like that a few days ago. Shit never happened
>>540019465What's the difference between this and the usual >this 160 IQ goblin from a random third world country just solved a 4000 year old math problem!!1
oh, yeah? well my newest jewbot just solved 20 longstanding problems
>>540026831>What's the difference between this and the usual>this 160 IQ goblin from a random third world country just solved a 4000 year old math problem!!1You can actually read the openAI .lean publications on github, whereas with the 3rd world goblin, nothing ever happens because it's sensational "gosh aren't niggers just swell" bullshit.Just like the "11 year old boy becomes millionaire stocks" - this just doesn't happen
>>540019465>mathematically sad trombone
>>540019710>Opel>Not being shitOh I see that's the so called german humor.
>>540022017Opel is a well known (at least in Europe) german car brand and the astra is one of their cars
>>540019608No and in fact if you ask it to give you advice it will give you the most PC Reddit-tier advice imaginable. AI is the biggest scam in world-history. They’re just Redditor simulators.
>>540019465dont trust anything ai says it just fucking bullshit
By the way, the same reason these equations aren’t solved is the same reason we’ll never know if the AIs are even right about them. Who is checking? Nobody. How do we know they solved them then? We don’t.
>>540019465you mean Opel Astra?
>>540027790Most mathematicians might only admit this privately, but most of advanced math is purely recreational with no practical or industrial utility.That's not a bad thing, I enjoy math and almost consider a "rigid" form of art.But the world is not going to be upset or even unsettled a little bit by various conjectures being unproven or becoming proven theorems.
>>540019465>we hired 50 mathematicians and gave the unlimited compute to solve some non important but hard to do math without excessive compute powerIf you believe a single word that comes out from any techbro mouth you are just fucking retareded
>>540022017It means you should get an Opel Zafira like me
>>540028209tis is ecactly whats going on
>>540019608dear god man its only a machine
>>540019608Every Ai "girl" chatbot that you talked to has been trained on sites like this, so no, you are talking to previous prompts of horny Indians
>>540019620https://openai.com/index/ten-advances-in-mathematics/
>>540019465
>>540019620Basically. Whenever AI solves some math problem, all it really does is smash together already solved shit to give an alternate path, it's really not that impressive. Even when it does this, it's pretty much always a bit incorrect and needs an actual mathematician to fix the solution.It's like a more complex version of having two friends figure out A/B = C, and C = D*E, then you the AI come in and say A/B = D/E but you need your 3rd friend to tell you "nice observation, but it's actually A/B = D*E"
>>540019465How does that help me generate pictures of anime girls better?They are researching the wrong things.
>>540019465It's all jewish scam Pedro.
>>540019918It's a scamOne simply cannot solve complex math problems without being some kind of molester and/or sexual predatorIt is known
