Hello, anons!We have a RISK THREAD going tonight!How have you been? This is the first RISK THREAD I make in six months so let's go!You know how it is, don't you?In order to play you must give us your name, colour and chosen territory. Up to 8 players (eight) can play. The game will start whenever two players appear. The game is scheduled to last until midnight, Lisbon time.ARE YOU READY!!!??Have you got what it takes to stand your own in the geopolitical arena?
>no bonusesinto the trash it goes
>>540024785I think I agree.
>>540024701Hyperborea, Light blue taking scandinavia's ballsack
>>540024701RED TRI MORETASTARTING BULGARIA
>>540024833you need to have region bonuses, plus bonuses for palis etc. otherwise it does not work
>>540024971we've been doing this a long time bro, it works
>>540024701NassauOrangeWestern Netherlands
name: hassan ivcolor: greenstarting location: ceuta, morrocco
>>540025036idk, seems less fun without bonuses
>>540025247lmfao
>>540024950>>540024961You're in.The game will start in an instant.BE READY!!!
>>540024971I want to make a better version with "bonuses" but I've been way too busy. I feel silly dedicating much time to Risk when I have so much more to do anon...
>>540025439I missed the risk threads mate, glad to see you back
>>540025081>>540025247You're both in too!What a game it's starting to be!
>>540024950>>540024961>>540025081>>540025247>>540025492ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!You can advance towards two new territories each round, normally. Please tell me which two new territories you want to advance into.LET'S GO!!!!If you have any doubts just ask.The game easy to play and intuitive.>>540025492Glad I was missed and we can enjoy ouselves now.Fuck jannies and trannies.
>>540025695Taking siberia
>>540025695ROLL TRI MORETAAdvance south into Thrace and Greece. Do not cross into T*rkey. If there are extra turns go north into Romania.
>>540025439here you go. the most classic one. you can thank me now
>>540025695I join tooYellowOccitaniaStarting in Provencealso next time use one of the better templates with rules, nukes and results per roll
>>540025695rawling for the two territories to my west
>>540025873You're in anon, welcome!
Don't want to muddy the waters but great thread anon ty for coming back to do this again. Won't be playing, too much going on today
OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF TRI MORETA HIGH COMMANDWe hereby declare all muslim and muslim adjacent entities are our eternal enemies with a kill on sight order. Hassan IV needs to destroyed.>>540025801Oy Hyperborea, how about a non-aggression pact?
>>540026015What is your opinion about K*reans?
>>540026052Don't care either way. If you hate them I can send to you whatever refugees we find by train to do as you please.
>>540025886ROLL!PUT YOUR NAMES UP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!>>540025831That is too complicated for me and I unironically prefer my version. But yeah I prefer with bonuses too and I am sort of developping it - not really, it's been stalled for months and the likelyhood of me returning to that is low. Especially if my life goes well.
>>540026145Fine>>540026151-Forming NPA with Tri MoretaTaking sw*d*n and *orway
>>540026151ROLL TRI MORETATake Serbia amd Romania.
>>540026151OccitanaExpand towards Spain>>540025081Is Nassau willing to make a NAP if I leave them the North of France?
put your names on top of your response, it's easier for map anon
The k*ffar are already trembling and scheming, bismillah they'll be dealt with ROLL HASSAN IVInto andalusia, and towards algeria
>>540026429You all need to reply to the appropriate comment with the Roll! order and the map.I will accept your misplaced request this one time, but the following times it will not count.
>>540026429>>540026319ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!
>>540026544Expanding into England
>>540026544ROLL TRI MORETATake the rest of Romania and move to the southern part of Ukraine just above Crimea. If extra rolls take Crimea as well.
>>540026544SPAWN ME IN.RASHIDUN CALIPHATELIME GREENSTARTING IN PALESTINE
>>540026544Take Piedmont and Corsica
>>540026610Shit, I forgot, you had gained the right to advance towards four new territories this round on account of your high rolling in the last round.However you rolled zero now so you threw it away and can't advance this round.
>>540026653You're in anon.
>>540026703Shit I forgot how do we calculate expansion points again?
>>540026544ROLL HASSAN IVcentral spain and portugalicia>>540026653You may have catalunya, we can be friends, take another inch of al andalus and your ded kiddo
>In a recent interview to Southern United Services news channel Tri Moreta representatives expressed dissatisfaction with the emergence of yet another muslim nation closer to home. Quote "It will be time for Crusade soon, those uppitty towelheads need to learn their place... underground"
>>540025831If this thread gets removed, I'll grab that map and host it. I'm the other Riskfag, I stopped after the jannies got very zealous.>>>540026653 (You)Thanks Portugalanon, it's good to see you again. Perfect night, I'm alone and drinking. how have the jannies been with you lately?
>>540026813>You may have catalunya, we can be friends, take another inch of al andalus and your ded kiddomeant for>>540026688
>>540026813My brother under Allah, I shall respect the Umayyad sovereignty over Al-Andalus. I consider you a friend.
>>540026813ROLL!ATTENTIN ANONS: When you comment in the top of the little comment box there is the bracket with name on it. Go there and type your names. It facilitates my life and adds to the dynamic of the game.Please do this.>>540026808It's when you get last repeating algarisms. >>540026847I haven't done risk threads for six months. I've been way too busy and tired.
>>540027080Rollan trying again taking INGERLAND those fucking swamp mongrel won't escape the aryanhood
>>540027080Take the Asturias and expand southwards of Italy
>>540026919indeed we share one struggle, state your desired borders with us and i shall keep them. Brothers shouldn't fight
>>540027080ROLLING to take the rest of Israel, and expand northward into Syria and Lebanon if spill.
>>540027080ROLLTake Crimea, move east encircling the sea of Azov and if extra rolls move south encircling the Balck Sea
>>540027233Have the Maghreb up until Tunis. I shall have Libya. I bless you to have Sicily, too.
>>540027080ROLLAsturias and CataluñaI tried to warn you...
>>540027080Are you getting a 4chan pass to bypass the captcha nonsense? If I do host later, I'm not putting up with that shit while trying to mupdate/manage people.
>>540027373ROLL!Rashidun didn't advance this round as he rolled zero.And no, I do not bypass the captchas.
>>540024701Why is the caspian sea cut into territories? And what happened to northern scandinavia!
>>540027447I roll again to finish claiming Israel, moving into Syria/Lebanon if spill.
>>540027447Continuing the total b*tranny conquest
>>540027447Kick the moors out of the Iberian peninsula>>540027242I would like to make a NAP or even an alliance in the name of protecting Southern Europe from b*rbarians, north and south alike.
>>540027447ROLLfor iberia>>540027333Inshallah
>>540027447ROLLMove into Turkey from Thrace going eastward, taking territories directly south of the Black Sea encircling it.
>>540027575NAP it is. I will fight alongside you against the muslim vermin, but I have a NAP with Hyperborea as well, so if you have issues with them that's on you.
Glad to see Risk still going sometimes. Sadly the new captcha makes things unbearable. Hope everyone is having a good life>Rommel & King Baldwin IV
>>540027774We've been cracked down on sometimes. Good nights do happen occasionally though, I've hosted a few crazy games with 12+ players in recent years.
>>540027614ROLL! >>540027774How does the captcha make things unbarable?>>540027450Caspian... the map was like that and I don't care that much about aesthetics, I hadn't even noticed it.Lapland is unforgiven unpassable territory that would make Russia too close to Britain otherwise.
>>540027846Take the rest of Syria and Lebanon. If spill, take the Sinai and pierce Egypt.
>>540027846Keep clearing the peninsula until they are gone. Then keep expanding south of Italy
>>540027846ROLLTAKIN SC*TLAND WESSEX AND W*LES
>>540027846ROLLJump into Sicily and then Tunisia. If extra turns go west from Tunisia.
>>540027846ROLLlet me save the andalusians from the wh*te dogs and their brutish ways
>>540027924Crusade time
don't let tre moreta have sicily he cannot be trusted this is stalin invading the baltic/finland all over again
>>540028016ROLL!Rashidun has a tendency for scoring zeros and thus getting stalled in the sands of the desert...
>>540028087Pfft, I will gladly give it to Occitania after the muslim dogs are dealt with.
>>540028142ROLLTHE W*LSH and POTATOLAND MUST KNEEL
>>540028142Allah's most loyal servants practice patience.Inshallah, we shall have Syria, Lebanon and Egypt.
>>540028142Keep fighting>>540028027Let's go brother
>>540028188Oh shit spend the extra points to conquering R*ssia
>>540028142ROLLMove west through Algeria and Morocco in Christ's name!
>>540028142ROLL INTO IBERIA
>Tri Moreta soldier photographed moving through Algeria by Cailee Spaney's fat ass
>>540028382ROLL!Lol a draw in the Reconquista... Plague has engulfed quite a bit of territory in the East...
>>540028517ROLLTaking north germ*nist*n and p*land
War themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoISthBGyak>>540028517Rolling against Hassan once again..
>>540028517ROLLMove west through Algeria and Morocco in Christ's name! Destroy Hassan at all costs!!!1!1!!
>>540028517Strike NORTHWARD. ATTACK the infidels of Tri Moreta in Anatolia, seize all that we can.
>>540028517ROLL towards the pyrennees.this red shaitan will be dealt with in time
>Rashidun eaten by plague
>>540028718ROLL!Fuck, Hassan IV is boxed in with no allies and still endures...Best monarch!
>>540028990ROLLTAKING NORTH FR*NCE
>>540028990ATTACK the Tri Moreta, consume the red, destroy them utterly!
>>540028990ROLLMove west through Algeria and Morocco in Christ's name! Burn Hassan!!!
>>540028990Make Charles Martel proud again, rolling.
>>540024701Holy shit I haven’t witnessed a risk thread on /pol/ in probably a decade. Now start having better discourse with each other & we will be back. I miss 2013 /pol/.
>>540028990ROLLkick the whytoid menace back allah akbar. Their hearts are so darkened that they fail to see what's comingfrom the north
>>540029071The more things change...
>>540029178Christ bought us some time so the pagans rolled a 0>>540029204Lessons to be learned here!
>>540028990Is it too late to join?>Name Black Hundreds>Color Teal>Start Moscow>Roll east
>hyperborean officer with his *nglo slave force observing the situation>"no they vren't zombies they are jvst thvt fvcking vnhygenic vbhorrent fvcks"
>>540029321You're in.
>Nassau just chillinglol
>>540029321ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! What a clusterfuck!Sorry for the time but the math was heavy...
>>540029485Continue to CRUSH the Tri Moreta, drive them out of Anatolia, take Constantinople!
>>540029418they are conquering stuff off map, java, indonesia, the tri state area...nothing that you would be interested in
>>540029485ROLLTHE FR*NCH CANNOT ESCAPE THE ARYANIZATION
>>540029485ROLLKeep taking North Africa from Hassan!!!
>>540029558Very nice!
>>540029485Rolling to push them back. Hopefully TRI MORETA slaughters them in Maghreb though Rashidun is becoming a threat
>>540029485ROLLCleanse Qatarlunya push back against triRashidun brother! show them the truth of islam>>540029364lmfao
>>540029558kek
>>540029485We roll east
>>540029703ROLL!What a massacre.You will be missed, noble moorish king!
>>540029931ROLLNORM*NDY and B*N*LUX COUNTRIES
>>540029931CONTINUE ATTACKING TRI MORETA, AVENGE OUR BROTHER IN FAITH! TAKE ANATOLIA, PUSH FOR CONSTANTINOPLE
>>540029931We roll south east
>>540029931ROLLRemove Hassan from North Africa!!! No prisoners, no mercy!!! If extra points and Occitania hasn't cleansed Spain in the Reconquista remove Hassan from Spain as well. If extra points and Occitania has succeeded push back against Rashidun in the east.
>>540029931fuggggggggROLLeverything i got left for the magreb, for only allah know when it'll be over(dunno if its actually over portubro, if so just ignore hhahahh)
>>540029931RollingPut an end to Al-Andalus once and for all.Expand towards France
>Hyperborea gorging on free territory Smart!
>>540030115Good job brother in arms. You can keep your gains in Africa but could I get Calabria and Sicily?
>>540030195ROLL ROLL ROLL!Will there be blood this round?
>>540030362Good fight. Feel free to attack those areas, it won't break the NAP.
>>540030379ROLL FOR NORM*NDY AND BELGIUM
>>540030379SEIZE Constantinople, take the Balkans from the Tri Moreta scum!
>>540030379Roll south west
>>540030434You already have Normandy and Belgium, anon! Tell me what you want...
>>540030379ROLLDESTROY HASSAN ONCE AND FOR ALLIf that's s success and there are more points push back against Rashidun through Thrace.
>>540030379AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540030485Br*ttany (I legit thought that was normandy because of d-day my bad) and north germany
>>540030513kek, perfect reaction
My testament:I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop whTe dogs from advancing. We mow down whTe dogs but they keep coming. I shoot whTe dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering whTes, since whTes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. whTes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
>>540030379Rolling, expand north. Can you make it so that for the peace deal with TRI MORETA doesn't count as a turn?>>540030496Good job on finishing off the moors, Ave Maria
>>540030649
>>540030513>>540030578You know, if you somehow manage to make it out of your ruined sultanate alive, I know of a place called madagascar that I totally own and would be willing to sell you..at interest of course. With its near infinite natural resources, virile halal women, you'd be able to build up forces to retake your kingdom in, say, 7 years
>hyperborean meeting with a p*risian native for the first time>the fvck is this even?>this exchange first to be thought as the main cause p*risian rebellion only later to be found out this is "dey cultah n shieet"
>>540030649ROLLThere was blood. The Neo-Byzantine Tri Moreta killed the noble moorish King Hasan IV.The King's last words:>>540030578>I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop whTe dogs from advancingHe said, while being dragged from the sewer he was hiding in fucking Marrakesh...Occitania: If you want someone else's lands you have to conquer it through battle, even if he's your ally and there is agreement. And the Black Hundred Moscovites didn't advance as they rolled zero.
>>540030849ROLLAryanilzing the g*ymanlands
>>540030849top kekROLLFocus everything against Rashidun attacking through Yhrace toward the east.
>>540030578Your names will be forgotten and your cadavers thrown in the Mediterranean sea to feed the fish>>540030849So be it, I guess these lands make a good gift for the battles we had. Rolling: Take Trieste and Switzerland, if spill go towards Austria
>>540030849Roll south west
>>540030849Right, time to KILL the Tri Moreta, avenge our Moorish brothers. Enough of this... they must be purged.>>540031127Join me in the fight, and you can have Ukraine and the Balkans.
>muslim vermin trying to sweet talk other nations in doing their dirty work, because they are losing on the battlefieldI never expected more
>>540031171ROLLWell anons, IT'S THE LAST ROUND!!!!
>>540031292Destroy these Tri Moreta fools, totally. Take everything from Anatolia.
>>540031292SOUTH G*YMANS MUST KNEEL
>>540031292ROLLTake what we can from Rashidun. Liberate the slaves. Crucify all muslims. Congratulations to my friends in Hyperborea.
>>540031292It was a fun game, thank your portuganon.For last roll I'll take Austria and Croatia so it looks pretty on the mapIt was a fun game everyone hopefully another thread pops up some day and jannies let us have fun
>>540031171We dont join Talmudists, diaper head
>>540031491BASED
>>540031292Roll southwest again
>>540031528END GAME!I DECLARE HYPERBOREAN THE WINNER!What a surprising end...It only makes Hyperborean win more expressive.He won because Southrons were too busy fighting shitskins to keep the Northern Barbarians in check. How the game reflects reality...Poor Greece.It fell unexpectedly to the Turks.
