The difficulty in understanding the Serb is that their culture is centered around gypsies. They have holidays for gypsies. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free gypsies. They listen to gypsy music. They elect a gypsy as their president. They dress and act like gypsies. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from gypsies. They post sassy gifs about gypsies. They watch music shows in worship of gypsies. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties during gypsy holidays (Djurdjevdan - Saint George's Day). They use gypsy slang like "pula" (dick, cock) and "undje" (where). Their cities are completely overrun with gypsies. Their men sit around watching gypsy reality television while their women sit around watching gypsy music shows. They worship gypsies like Šaban Šaulić and Ljuba Aličić and Džej Ramadanovski and the late Sinan Sakić while attacking white Europeans who actually built their country before gypsies took over. Their movies are filled with gypsies (see Emir Kusturica) and their music charts are topped by gypsy singers. They send gypsies to other European countries and celebrate when gypsies steal money and belongings from native European people. Serbia has always been and will be a nation of gypsy loving gypsies. The gypsy Serb is an outright barbarian, drunkard, thief and uncultured son of a bitch.
>>540038720At least you're not Albobania
>>540038720or have the gypsies stolen your culture?
>>540038720Serbia's main exports are bottled Albanian cum, pedophiles, and shit-eating champions. The average wage in Serbia is able to cover the costs of food, alcohol, shelter, drugs, and the traditional daily blowjob. Blowjob workers make up a considerable amount of the public sector workforce, and recently heavy competition from Albania has driven down prices, forcing blowjob workers to suck even harder.
>>540038720Serbian people are constantly crazed about stealing land in Europe which leads them to never shut up about the Yugoslav wars. Scientific research clearly show that serbs are sexually aroused by war and death. They possess a disorder all Serbs have which is their sexual desire towards the now dead Slobodan Milosevic & his anti-Bosnian speeches; to find them they use the internets videos featured on YouTube (which they wank off to every night) since they have a strong interest in necrophilia.
>>540038720A advantage of being a Serb is that you can pick a day when you don't want to work and say you are having something which Serbtards call slava. Apparently its something like opening your anus to every one you like and let them invade your anus for one to 3 days.Hosting a feast entails the following:Pay to make a feast,let your close ones eat some shit which nobody cares about,then do whatever you want,but usually you lay down and spread your asshole for everyone to fuck.By the time everyone has gone home, it should be 1/2 am and tomorrow you have work,and your butt hurts because all of your close ones and you did some Serbian style "bonding".
>>540038720The Serbian rite of passage usually occurs at the age of 19, and is defined as the first time that a Serbian can go to the toilet without covering themselves in shit. Any Serbian who manages this earlier parades this fact around, and is often an icebreaker at fancy parties. Indeed, the Ottomans humored themselves by finding the youngest person to achieve this, a tradition that is still ongoing. Today, the competition (through the aid of mechanical devices and genetics) has revealed the youngest person to be 14 years old. Following the tradition, each new record breaker is crowned King of the Serbians, the latest title holder is Tomislav Nikolić.
>>540038720Serbians often brag because their country fired one missile at the NATO forces, but really never admit that they were defeated when NATO fired their shit back; Serbians will continue to insult anyone who doesn't think the same way, but they secretly know their country is the smelliest and worst shit hole in all of the Balkans.
This thread has made me respect Serbians more desu. I would also like a daily blowjob and a leisurely life.
>>540038720das right
>>540039567Very easy fren.Just grab a bottle and go to town.
>>540038720Serbs have been genocided by EVERYONE who's ever had contact with them - Croats, Bosnians, Hungarians, Bulgarians, Albanians, Italians, Germans, Turks, Austrians... the list goes on. They're like the Jews - backstabbing all their neighbors, being expelled in retaliation, and then crying victim. I'll give you a short cliffnotes on their Jewry through history>Stole Vojvodina from Hungary>Stole Macedonia from Bulgaria>Still oppress Vlachs in Banat>Declared war on Slovenia for no reason>Tried to steal Krajina from Croatia>Tried to steal Kosovo from Albania>Genocided the helpless Bosnians and stole Sandžak>Tried to annex MontenegroIt's only a matter of time until the gloves come off and these subhumans are dealt with for the final time - but how can we come to a non-violent solution?I suggest deportation to Africa where they belong.
