You will be fed with a buffet if you join the army.Well chuds what is your excuse to not leave your mother basement?You will be fed a Banquette at the army?
>>540039181Yeah, cool. Rather eat taquitos and drink Stök tho. Have fun dying for kikes!
>>540039181my bad I thought OP said >fed with a bullet
>>540039181>You will be fed with a bullet if you join the army.Iranian, Chinese, the bullet of whoever the Jews tell you the bad guy is. Don't die for Jews. Don't join the U.S. military until all Jews and Shabbos Goyim are purged from government.
Judging from which retards are in charge; they're gonna force a meat-heavy diet thats gonna constipate everyone because some influencer thinks lettuce is evil
>>540039857Yeah but also thinking is the US army it will be some ultra processed cheese that has nothing of real cheese on it only fat taken from some industrial seed oil bleached and with some artificial flavor like Kraft has been doing over 20 years with extra corn syrup and lab grown meat with a 3D printer like campbell then when our soldiers die of Diabetes and Liver failure before entering the battlefield will be absolutely gorgeous to watch
>>540039292>chicken n cheese taquitosmy man!*high fives you*
>>540040127I have 7 left, I'm savin em for later when I get high
>>540039181yeah you can have haunted nigger noodles your first day at Basic
WARNING!!AMERIMUTT ARMY DANGEROUSLY LOW ON GOY FUEL!!
>>540039181Do a counter ad with images of refugee streams marching towards the border and the statement of "Sent them!".
>>540040602subtle
