Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
You only get those if you have 3 DUIs or you read your citation report, and then immediately shit your pants and apply for one
>>540042283They’re required if you want to drive during your suspension, even for a first offense.
Only reason i got my first job in a kitchen at 14 was the chef calling me after i dropped off my resume 12 hrs before and he yelled "CAN YOU BLOW ON 3 INTERLOCKS" i went and made 3 cars work and suddenly i had a job the next dayFun times
>>540042391They have cameras when you blow now.
>>540042187>clicking "Get Captcha">Humiliation ritual
>>540042187Don't you only get these if you are a retard?
>>540042187Damn that thing is huge. The one I had was the size of a small walkie-talkie.>>540042391kek, they didn't know about rolling tests. When I had an interlock it would randomly make me blow into it while driving.
>>540042187lol the american hicks.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMRtg2CIMOc
>>540042187How does this work with a 1967 Karmann Ghia?
>>540042187It's supposed to be, fucktard.They ought to shape it like a big black dildo that you have to fit in your mouth.
>>540042598For now, yep
>>540042187>Nooooooo, it's Braxxton's g-d given right to annihilate a family because after crushing a case of beer because he drove his truck into the wrong laneFuck you, wigger
>>540042187I had one for a year. I'm not proud of it. Thankfully the judge was cool and sealed my record.
>>540042715They came as standard equipment
>>540042642No we had rolling tests and this was 18 years ago i think it was triggering by devices ontop of certian intersections for driver safety because every interlock car that drove me home would bleep oncthe right turn since I lived off a major highway but once they (i blew it) they were safe for 15km ish home
>>540042187I really despise DUIsThe punishments aren't harsh enough
>>540042598If you take Lunesta, you can sleep drive. If you were drinking, then you're sleep drunk driving.Pretty cool, right?
>>540042391Every good line chef I've worked with has been a depressed alcoholic.
>>540042263congress voted to add breathalyzers to all cars by 2030and face scanning ai is being put in all ford cars, soon all other brands by will or by government mandate.
>>540043430Good thing i landed an executive chef position at the age of 23 so i could speedrun depression and substance abuse
>>540042263Drunk driving does not violate the non-aggression principle. Prosecuting me for it does.
>>540043522Don't forget being divorced or an incell. Though now that we're talking about it I do remember a black guy that did pretty good that got engaged to one of our fat white redhead servers and he was fairly happy and not fucked up. Wonder if it ever got to him somehow. And yes I say black guy and not nigger because he was one of the good ones.
>>540044023>And yes I say black guy and not nigger because he was one of the good ones.Normally id rip on you for racial cuckoldry but thats par for the course with the food industrythe hive of racist liberals who are voluntary slaves stays strong
>hate the taste and feel of alcohol so never have to worry about alcoholic related problems>unless some drunk retard driver plows into methey should just execute you on the spot for DUI, dangerous morons.in fact, the world is better without any alcoholics.
>>540044290>rip on you for racial cuckoldry Someone is single, childless and out of the internet looking to let it out
>>540044465sometimes you have to look in the mirror and ask yourself >are these burns worth it i do not think you are there yet but soon i believe in you anon
