So what then is /pol/‘s thoughts on masturbating and alcoholdrinking?
Larp you will never be him
>>540047089Where did he go
>>540047089Skull should be pointier.
I do mine people doing them... I don't like alcohol, the taste sucks. Hope that helps, my opinion. lol
>>540047089I've found you can't jack off if you're too drunk.
>>540047089You lose energy when you coom. It's simple. Matter can not be created nor destroyed. You have to imbibe nutrients to create the coom. This takes energy and resources. You are wasting your energy and resources every time you coom. Drinking is just slow suicide if you get bored with life and can't be bothered to generate your own authentic hapiness through living.
If you want to get liver cancer or jaundice in your 40s drink.If you want to go bald faster masturbate often.Its not rocket science
>>540047141>>540047178>>540047213He still walks among us. 214 days.
>>540047227Back in my younger days I could get absolutely shittered and fuck until morning. I took one girl home and literally ran out of cum. She was covered all over. I am a sinner. All I can do now is hope and pray for redemption.
>>540047089Hi sam!
>>540047359Shut up, cunt.
>>540047326Then you woke up, limpdick faggot.
>>540047402You're an incel, sam!
>>540047089>masturbatinghour or two ago>alcohol drinkingcheers mate
>>540048128See you in the ring. Boychik.
>>540047089You Muslims hate Jews and want to wipe them out, but you revere Jewish prophets and circumcise your sons in greater numbers than America
>>540047089If i was/am on a bender i feel the need to musturbate furiously the next day, until only chunks come out.
I quit drinking after almost drinking myself to death. Civilization is build on alcohol, and the human brain is wired to love it. I think alcohol is great if you can control it, if not its the worst thing in existence, its kryptonite for someone like me.Good riddance
>>540047089Both are based, in moderation.
>>540050944> I think alcohol is great if you can control itI m still in the process of mastering that.
>>540047089>So what then is /pol/‘s thoughts on masturbating and alcoholdrinking?Same way I feel about breathing and shitting. Highly recommended. Top 10 things you could be doing right now.
>>540047089I'll never take advice on what to drink from a people's that drink camel piss. You're like the jeets who eat cow shit.
>>540050969I think that, if you cant, you wont learn to. You obviously can, but i think you are putting yourself in a dodgy situation.
>>540050944I go off and on, I won't drink for 6 months and then I'll drink everyday for 3 or 4 weeks and get the shakes coming off it. In terms of getting shit-faced, 9 times out of 10, I can control it completely but the one time out of 10 there is blood and possibly bear spray and police involved. I woke up one morning with my face stuck to the sheets on my bed because the blood had dried and crusted over. So far still alive and haven't killed anyone. I usually drink alone, George Thorogood style now.
>>540051101>I go off and on, I won't drink for 6 months and then I'll drink everyday for 3 or 4 weeks and get the shakes coming off itTremors compound over time. They actually become more dangerous every time you go cold turkey. So this is actually an incredibly dangerous way of doing it.More than anything you are wrecking your memory. Your body runs out of vitamin B almost immediately and from here on out your body starts looking for replacement inside of itself, eventually leading to Alzheimers. This is a guarantee, not a risk.You are probably not in any immediate danger when you go cold turkey but one day you will be.
great moustache samuel
>>540051101My last bender was 10 days long and i only consumed alcohol and smoked cigarettes. I dont remember much but i was in a holding cell in Sweden pissing on the floor because they wouldt let me out after trying to steal the ferry. Then i was at a casino and went to the hospital to get detoxed but ended up leaving after the blood test showed 3‰ and they wouldnt give me any benzos, i went drinking and trying to kill myself in the woods. I spent my last money on snaps and drank a couple bottles of that while vomiting and going in and out of consciousness at my moms (she not home) and eventually i sobered up enough to call my therapist who started yelling at me for going cold turkey again.Getting properly detoxed is alot better by the way, you eat the benzos and watch tv and dont vomit 1000 times while shaking. Plus, its free here.
>>540051101Also if you do decide to quit, see a doctor. If you are used to drinking 20-30 units of alcohol every day and you stop, well thats gonna have some kind of an impact on you both physically and psychologically.You are almost guaranteed to get some kind of a depression but its even worse that, all this chemistry in your brain has been impacted by alcohol, so your body/brain compensated and basicly every valve in your head is turned to deal with the consumption of alcohol and then you stop drinking leaving your brain in red alert mode for a situation its not in, this is begging for psychosis, especially when the pattern is repeated abrupted benders. It would almost be safer to stay drunk(its not!)See a professional, they are there for the same reason
The jew loves when goycattle drink and masturbate. Trying to break free of any of these nerfs is antisemitic.
>>540051015Would you prefer to have constant diarrhea and your butthole is located on your forehead, or would you rather have it located to the left of your nose?
>>540052010On the forehead because that would be more symmetrical.Arent you a little asshole.
>>540047297masturbation creates baldness??!?!!!!!
>>540050944Dude, yesh it's built on alcohol but ancient drinks barely had alcohol in them, just enough to cheer you up and make you ignore the pain of livingthere was no medicine or anything
>>540052125Alcoholic drinks were alot safer to drink because they didnt have clean drinking water (at all). If the choice is between dysenteri and feeling a little wonky, you know
>>540052084>>540052125Would quite put that into perspective.However it wouldnt be hard to put the fat into the right places wouldnt it?
>>540047285That's what eating is for. If you aren't eating enough nutrients to have a regular sexual appetite then you are in a state of starvation, which is another form of slow suicide.
>>540047285>if you get bored with life and can't be bothered to generate your own authentic hapiness through livingYeah. But when you phrase it like that you make it seem like this is a readily available option ready to consume. Its not, and its different
>>540051516>somone can't stop drinking>okay we'll detox you but you need to sober up first always thought it was funny how that worked
>>540053329Its mostly because they want to see the ‰ is dropping and not rising and that takes time
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>>540047089It's all just dopamine spikes in the end.You should try to reduce those as much as you should reduce glucose spikes.A stable life is a happy life.
>>540053329You are not really supposed to mix alcohol and benzodiazepines which is what they are going to give you, all of that dont mix goes out the window with alcoholics because going cold turkey is alot more dangerous. You can also mix these perfectly fine, alcoholics have been doing this forever, doc gives them court ordered benzos, they sell them to highest bidder ect ect but its just not a very good idea if you are not used to either. Benzos gives your body that same feeling too like you are drunk, wonky legs, cant walk straight, but this feeling is mostly in your extremities but its still kind of similar. Mostly the benzos are just there to prevent tremors and also you generally want to avoid going into delirium, in life but also when quitting drinking and benzos help here too. Usually if a patient is going into delirium which is a coin flip you die, instead they will administer benzos literally until you are out cold.I tried to replace benzos with weed and honestly the shakes just get alot worse, dont do that
>>540052282why do asians look retarded when it comes to being sexy?
NOFAP is a retarded PYSOP.. over time it does way more damage than good and multiple people have been ruined for life now, unable to orgasm or having painful ones because of NOFAP..Never listen to anything this trolling ass website wants to sell you on, it's always a lie trying to sabotage you. 4chan has literally no ones best interests in mind.. just causing suffering and chaos.
>>540052282Oh my Goood those tits are amazing.
